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4	Filia	A Suitable Host	WANTED: Seeking a qualified emcee for the upcoming Black Egret benefit dinner. The ideal candidate should be sharp, sassy, and have a great smile.	Symbiotic Relationship	"Dear Molly. I saw your column in the Daily and I was wondering if you or anyone you know could offer advice. You see, I have this thing growing out of my hip and recently it started… speaking to me."	Bite Club	Unauthorized fighting rings are popping up all over the city, and it's starting to get out of hand. Although we've already sent cease and desists, we'll need to build a nasty team of enforcers if we expect the orders to have any teeth.
5	Cerebella	Save the Scribble Cat!	Scribble Cat is stuck in a tree again! Sounds like a job for someone with a ladder… OR absurdly long arms.	High-risers	The Medici have recruited retired gymnasts to move dirty money along the New Meridian rooftops. We need a team that can intercept the couriers, using both strength and an amazing sense of balance.	Three Card Monte	This could be the most daring heist New Meridian has ever seen… 3 professionals, 3 casinos, 1 chance to pull it off. Are you in or out?
6	Peacock	Casting Call	Maplecrest Studios seeks leading lady for upcoming slapstick variety show (must do her own stunts).	Two For The Show	You know those famous magicians set to play at The River King tonight? Well, they've apparently "misplaced" the tigers… The Casino could use a replacement act!	Triple Feature	We've got it on good authority that there's an unreleased "Annie: Girl of the Stars" mini-series just sitting in the Channel 6 vault downtown gathering dust. A three-parter, one for each of you! Now go get yourselves some spoilers!
7	Parasoul	Queen's Speech	Canopy College is looking for a commencement speaker for this semester's graduation. The ideal candidate should have experience in public speaking and/or morale building.	Royal Blues	The troops have started to grow bored during peacetime. Perhaps a celebrity visit could boost their morale and help rekindle their fighting spirit!	Vogue Squadron	The annual New Meridian fashion show is here again! This year's theme: Military-Chic. Submit a few of your best looks!
8	Ms. Fortune	Lending An Ear	A couple of Medici goons have been seen skulking around Little Innsmouth. Go eavesdrop and find out what they're planning! Also… maybe pick up some dim sum while you're at it?	Two Catch A Thief	Someone's been robbing pet supply stores all over the city, and the perp hasn't left a shread of evidence--not a single paw print! We're gonna need to bring in experts for this one.	Fortune's Three	We've learned several priceless artifacts are targets to be stolen from a museum. We need to protect those items, even if it means stealing them ourselves first. Where in the world will we find the purrfect team for this job?
9	Painwheel	For The Birds	A murder of crows has been menacing our lily gardens, and nothing seems to scare them off. How infuriating!	All The Rage	Road rage in New Meridian is at an all time high, and we've started a task force to help address the situation. Recruits with anger management experience are encouraged to join.	The Good The Bad And The Angry	We've got intel on an active human trafficking gang operating in No Man's Land. No time to be subtle, Egrets. We need to get in there and save those civilians. So get angry, because this gang needs to be stopped.
10	Valentine	Skillshots	It's flu season again and the Egret medical team is overworked, so we need somone to help vaccinate the recruits. Be sure to snag a lollipop when you're done!	Double Bypass	A Medici operative has absconded with highly classified military secrets. The only problem? He's had the documents surgically inserted into his body. We'll need a team to capture the target and retrieve those documents! BYOS: Bring Your Own Scalpel.	No Scrubs	A visiting diplomat just collapsed and is being rushed to the hospital, but the tabloids are eager to claim it was foul play. It's a delicate situation, to say the least. Assemble a team that can be precise and stealthy, remaining unseen while still ensuring the VIP's safety.
11	Double	Something Wicked This Way Comes	We have a number of witnesses that got a good look at the perp from a robbery last night, but our sketch artist is out sick. Have anyone that could fill in?	Incognito Mode	We've got intel on Medici handoff happening soon. We're sending in a team to intercept the package, but we'll need someone who's great with disguises.	Let Us Prey	The Medici have been stalking the local churches, forcefully recruiting parishioners into their gang! Two can play that game. Why don't we send a team of our most persuasive Egrets to spread the good word?
12	Squigly	Grateful Dead	We're throwing a party for the brave Egrets lost in this month's training exercise accidents, but we need someone to entertain the recruits (and to remind them of their mortality).	Body Guards	It's opening night at the New Meridian Opera House, and although she loves her adoring fans, the Prima Donna is looking for a couple of body guards (you know, just in case).	Living Dead Beat	She nees HOW many coffins? Again?! TONIGHT?!! No no, I'm sure we can dig some up…
13	Big Band	Big Trouble in Little Innsmouth	Sometimes, a case just needs someone to help pound the pavement. We could use a real gumshoe to help get our next lead.	Buddy Cops	The Egret Military Police is looking for volunteers to stakeout a suspected Medici base of operations. Grab some coffee and a few donuts, 'cos it's gonna be an all-nighter.	Blues Man Group	We got this Medici scum dead to rights, but some greased palms and one corrupt judge later means he's back on the streets and up to no good. Sometimes justice means getting your hands dirty. Assemble your squad and go make some sweet chin music.
14	Fukua	Clone Chores	I know it's TECHNICALLY my day to clean the command center, but if someone else filled in for me they wouldn't even know the difference, right?	Dream Weavers	The Design a Dream Foundation has reached out to us on behalf of a sick child. His only wish is to see an eerily familiar face with a questionable backstory. Is that so much to ask?	Multiplicity	Overwhelmed with all this saving-the-world business? Yeah I know the feeling. If only there were some way to make copies of yourself… You’d get so much done!
15	Eliza	Let The Right One In	We've identified a potential Medici money laundering operation downtown. However, security's tight, so we'll need someone… persuasive to gain entry and open the gates.	Excavation Team	Egret researchers have discovered what we believe are ancient Gogothan ruins. We'll need to send a dig team well-versed in history to help supervise the excavation.	Crimson Tide	The Anti-Skullgirls Lab is requesting a "discreet" clean-up crew for (and I quote) "Blood. Blood everywhere." Sounds like we'll need volunteers with strong stomachs…
16	Beowulf	Ring Out	Word on the street is that some chump is about to commit the ultimate bethrothal blunder: a flashmob proposal! Someone save this man from himself!	Tag Team	All branches of the military are invited to participate in an upcoming tag-team wrestling tournament. The Egrets are the 5-time defending champs, so we'll need our A-Team to bring home the belt!	Royal Rumble	A gang of ruffians wearing luchador masks has been hijacking armored trucks around the city, and they need to be stopped. This could be your chance for a big comeback!
17	Robo-Fortune	Short Circuit	Roxie needs help finding a few spare parts for Panzerfaust. You should send someone mechanically inclined to lend a hand.	Binary Operation	The military's research branch is always coming up with new toys, and now one of them has been stolen. We need a team to find, secure, and defuse the weapon. Don't worry, just keep talkin' and I'm sure nothing will explode.	Dependent Variables	Brain Drain has requested an… eclectic list of items for some new contraption he's cooking up. Just the task for a crew for whom ethics are an unnecessary feature.
18	Annie	Pale Blue Dot	We've got a tip that the Medici have developed a stealth dirigible that can only be identified by a single, faint blue light. Pick somone familiar with the night sky for a stakeout to try and spot the ship.	Little Green Men	Renowned astro-herpetologist, Neil deGrasse Python, is seeking two high-profile hosts for his upcoming "Reptiles in Space" showcase at the New Meridian Planetarium. Find some stars to fill the bill!	Spiders From Mars	Gigantic extraterrestrial arachnids have been spotted on the outskirts of New Meridian! Gather your team, get to the scene, and make sure to make a dramatic entrance.
19	Umbrella	Ice Cream Social	Yu-Wan's restaurant needs taste testers for their upcoming frozen treats event. They're promising plenty of free samples, so try to pick someone with a second stomach!	Rainy Daze	Reports indicate the Medici are experimenting with weather control technology to confound law enforcement. Send a team to investigate that's well-equipped to deal with drenching downpours!	Hunger Games	A nefarious crew of pastry pilferers has been robbing New Meridian's bakeries blind. Help us take 'em down and put delicious baked goods back on the table for our dessert-deprived citizens!
20	Black Dahlia	Conflict Coaching	We've got some rowdy recruits who need to learn how to settle their differences without breaking things. Send someone with a good mix of charm and intimidation to teach 'em some manners!	Gunsmoke and Mirrors	We're planning a raid on an abandoned funhouse being used as a hiding spot for local thieves and guns-for-hire. You might wanna pick someone who can handle themselves in a shootout.	View To A Kill	Mayday, mayday! Scouts witnessed an assassination attempt on one of our top agents and the would-be killer's still on the loose. We need a crew to help put a stop to them - ideally using some assassination skills of their own!
21	Marie	Jam Session	We've got a request for some live music improvisation at an upcoming jelly-making workshop. Any working knowledge of homemade fruit preserves is a plus!	Tomb Service	One of the biggest family mausoleums in the New Meridian Cemetery has fallen into disrepair. Got anyone who can make a spooky place sparkle like it's brand new?	Symphony of the Knight	The restless spirit of an old warrior in Hilgard Castle wants to hear his favorite concert piece one more time. Send someone who really knows their sonatas!
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