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If you could compress a lifetime worth of farts into a single fart, how far would the thrust propel you into the air? (if at all)
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"The Calculator" (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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As formulated by Brisco_County_III
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Volume of fart per day (mL)20
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Estimated duration of fart (sec)5
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Years spent storing up farts (years)11
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Diameter of asshole (cm)2
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Weight of farter (kg)75
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Assumptions
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Density of Air (g/cm3) @ 00 C0.001275
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Output
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Total Volume of Fart collected (L)80.3
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Length of column of air (m)255.6028386
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How fast fart would travel out (km/s)51.12056772
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Weight of accululated farts (kg)102.3825
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Impulse Force (Newton-seconds)5.233851525
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Initial velocity of flight (mph)0.03122166896
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FINAL
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How high to I fly? (miles)0.00000001730662998
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