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If you could compress a lifetime worth of farts into a single fart, how far would the thrust propel you into the air? (if at all)
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"The Calculator" (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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As formulated by Brisco_County_III
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Volume of fart per day (mL)300
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Estimated duration of fart (sec)4
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Years spent storing up farts (years)30
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Diameter of asshole (cm)1
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Weight of farter (kg)74
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Assumptions
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Density of Air (g/cm3) @ 00 C0.001275
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Output
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Total Volume of Fart collected (L)3285
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Length of column of air (m)41825.91904
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How fast fart would travel out (km/s)10456.47976
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Weight of accululated farts (kg)4188.375
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Impulse Force (Newton-seconds)43795.65842
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Initial velocity of flight (mph)330.9827293
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FINAL
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How high to I fly? (miles)1.944961213
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