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1 | If you could compress a lifetime worth of farts into a single fart, how far would the thrust propel you into the air? (if at all) | |||||

2 | "The Calculator" (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ | |||||

3 | As formulated by Brisco_County_III | |||||

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6 | Volume of fart per day (mL) | 500 | ||||

7 | Estimated duration of fart (sec) | 4 | ||||

8 | Years spent storing up farts (years) | 70 | ||||

9 | Diameter of asshole (cm) | 2 | ||||

10 | Weight of farter (kg) | 74 | ||||

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12 | Assumptions | |||||

13 | Density of Air (g/cm3) @ 00 C | 0.001275 | ||||

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15 | Output | |||||

16 | Total Volume of Fart collected (L) | 12775 | ||||

17 | Length of column of air (m) | 40664.08796 | ||||

18 | How fast fart would travel out (km/s) | 10166.02199 | ||||

19 | Weight of accululated farts (kg) | 16288.125 | ||||

20 | Impulse Force (Newton-seconds) | 165585.4369 | ||||

21 | Initial velocity of flight (mph) | 1251.400751 | ||||

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23 | FINAL | |||||

24 | How high to I fly? (miles) | 27.80309232 | ||||

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