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Round9<table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td></td><td></td></tr></table>
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SHIP NAMEuserCaptainCreatureStatusSheet NameHull Points (HP)Max HPFire Power(FP)Shields(SH)Engineering (EN)Stealth (ST)Luck (LK)CashHatGritTHIS ROUND REPORT HTML (CHECK ROUND NUMBER!!!)Stat Bar HTMLBullet Point HTMLNotes HTML
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Aluminum MallardagiesCaptain Roger WilcoHumanOutlawAluminum Mallard00000000NONE14<hr />***Captain Roger Wilco - Human (Outlaw)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Aluminum Mallard</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>14</td></tr></table><br />**~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by The Jewel of the Desert<hr />***Captain Roger Wilco - Human (Outlaw)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Aluminum Mallard</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>14</td></tr></table>**~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by The Jewel of the Desert0
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Bongo FurysamCaptain BeefheartSpace LizardICUPBongo00000000NONE7<hr />***Captain Beefheart - Space Lizard (ICUP)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Bongo Fury</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>7</td></tr></table><br />** ~ DEAD ~ ** | Killed by Don Mondo<hr />***Captain Beefheart - Space Lizard (ICUP)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Bongo Fury</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>7</td></tr></table>** ~ DEAD ~ ** | Killed by Don Mondo0
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Burnt AsbestosSamSamCaptain Q'a'strastroHumanResistanceBurnt Asbestos120742433222340Miner's Hardhat28<hr />***Captain Q'a'strastro - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Burnt Asbestos</td><td>1/207</td><td>42</td><td>43</td><td>32</td><td>22</td><td>34</td><td>$0</td><td>Miner's Hardhat</td><td>28</td></tr></table><br />The Burnt Asbestos barrels into action, distracting a barrage of enemy fighters from the Asteroid of Fucking Doom and the resistance stealth forces. The fighters are faster than you, they're more maneuverable.. but you're making progress, you're winning.<br /><br />**BA-ZOT!** A blast from the massive Matter Disruptor Ray. The Asbestos writhes as the cargo deck is liquified and a foamy mush of debris tumbles away like river foam.<br /><br />The emergency systems kick in to isolate the oxygen on the bridge but you can't move. Your heart is filled with fear. The shadow of the Scylla begins to swallow you.. you're a speck.. a mote.<br /><br />With what feel like leaded hands, you lean into the console and launch all your remaining artillery at the Scylla and propel yourself back.. drifting.. slowly.. away from the skirmish.<br /><br />You've done your part and you'll live to tell the tale. Barely.<br /><br />**-$9,700, +97 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$41,500, +83 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**-$10** | Bar tab<br />**-$224** | Pizza!<br />**-$40** | Flowers<br />**+1 EN** | Resistance Data<br />**-124 HP** | Attacked by 5 Enemy Fighters<br />**-82 HP** | Matter Disruptor Ray<br />**-15% ALL STATS** | FEAR!<br />**+10 GRIT** | Full Frontal Assault! Mission Success!<br />**+1 GRIT** | Overcoming FEAR<br /><hr />***Captain Q'a'strastro - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Burnt Asbestos</td><td>1/207</td><td>42</td><td>43</td><td>32</td><td>22</td><td>34</td><td>$0</td><td>Miner's Hardhat</td><td>28</td></tr></table>**-$9,700, +97 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$41,500, +83 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**-$10** | Bar tab<br />**-$224** | Pizza!<br />**-$40** | Flowers<br />**+1 EN** | Resistance Data<br />**-124 HP** | Attacked by 5 Enemy Fighters<br />**-82 HP** | Matter Disruptor Ray<br />**-15% ALL STATS** | FEAR!<br />**+10 GRIT** | Full Frontal Assault! Mission Success!<br />**+1 GRIT** | Overcoming FEAR<br />The Burnt Asbestos barrels into action, distracting a barrage of enemy fighters from the Asteroid of Fucking Doom and the resistance stealth forces. The fighters are faster than you, they're more maneuverable.. but you're making progress, you're winning.<br /><br />**BA-ZOT!** A blast from the massive Matter Disruptor Ray. The Asbestos writhes as the cargo deck is liquified and a foamy mush of debris tumbles away like river foam.<br /><br />The emergency systems kick in to isolate the oxygen on the bridge but you can't move. Your heart is filled with fear. The shadow of the Scylla begins to swallow you.. you're a speck.. a mote.<br /><br />With what feel like leaded hands, you lean into the console and launch all your remaining artillery at the Scylla and propel yourself back.. drifting.. slowly.. away from the skirmish.<br /><br />You've done your part and you'll live to tell the tale. Barely.173
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Cepheus MaidenwintermuteCaptain Thrummel CarfaxAndroidResistanceCepheus00000000Electro-Fedora11<hr />***Captain Thrummel Carfax - Android (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Cepheus Maiden</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Electro-Fedora</td><td>11</td></tr></table><br />**~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by Ranger Slaal<br /><hr />***Captain Thrummel Carfax - Android (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Cepheus Maiden</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Electro-Fedora</td><td>11</td></tr></table>**~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by Ranger Slaal<br />0
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Cobra IIcha0ticCommander JamesonHumanResistanceCobra II4015447397410163174Greasy Ball Cap46<hr />***Commander Jameson - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Cobra II</td><td>40/154</td><td>47</td><td>39</td><td>74</td><td>101</td><td>63</td><td>$174</td><td>Greasy Ball Cap</td><td>46</td></tr></table><br />Commander Jameson's Cobra II rolls into battle on a stealth mission against the Galaxxon Sun Eater, a stout commercial vessel used for harvesting the power of stars. The Cobra II isn't noticed by a single enemy fighter or turret as it whispers into position and plants its ordinance.<br /><br />As the Sun Eater begins a glorious chain reaction and crippling decompression, the Cobra II pops back onto the enemy heat sensors amid a swarm of drones. Jameson feels a cold sweat break out and a sinking in his gut – FEAR!<br /><br />He hastily tries to enter the access codes that Pedge provided. Access denied. Gah! He rattles off the code again as the Cobra II absorbs damage. Access Granted! The drones fall into formation.<br /><br />Jameson takes a deep breath and begins taking out large swaths of the Scylla fleet, comfortably armored amid a hive of drones.<br /><br />**-$2100, +21 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$9,000, +10 LK** | Moonshine<br />**-$3,000, +3 LK** | Clover Soup<br />**-$60,000, +60 ST** | 3 x Heat Muffler<br />**-$36,000, +40 EN** | 2 x Cram Session<br />**+2 GRIT** | Flawless Mission (Demolition)<br />**-110 HP** | Attacked by 37 Drones<br />**-15% ALL STATS** | FEAR!<br />**-4 HP** | Attacked by 3 Turrets<br />**+8 GRIT** | Demolition Crew! Mission Success!<br />**+8 GRIT** | Lord of the Drones! Mission Success!<br />**+15 GRIT** | Double Duty - Two Missions!<br /><hr />***Commander Jameson - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Cobra II</td><td>40/154</td><td>47</td><td>39</td><td>74</td><td>101</td><td>63</td><td>$174</td><td>Greasy Ball Cap</td><td>46</td></tr></table>**-$2100, +21 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$9,000, +10 LK** | Moonshine<br />**-$3,000, +3 LK** | Clover Soup<br />**-$60,000, +60 ST** | 3 x Heat Muffler<br />**-$36,000, +40 EN** | 2 x Cram Session<br />**+2 GRIT** | Flawless Mission (Demolition)<br />**-110 HP** | Attacked by 37 Drones<br />**-15% ALL STATS** | FEAR!<br />**-4 HP** | Attacked by 3 Turrets<br />**+8 GRIT** | Demolition Crew! Mission Success!<br />**+8 GRIT** | Lord of the Drones! Mission Success!<br />**+15 GRIT** | Double Duty - Two Missions!<br />Commander Jameson's Cobra II rolls into battle on a stealth mission against the Galaxxon Sun Eater, a stout commercial vessel used for harvesting the power of stars. The Cobra II isn't noticed by a single enemy fighter or turret as it whispers into position and plants its ordinance.<br /><br />As the Sun Eater begins a glorious chain reaction and crippling decompression, the Cobra II pops back onto the enemy heat sensors amid a swarm of drones. Jameson feels a cold sweat break out and a sinking in his gut – FEAR!<br /><br />He hastily tries to enter the access codes that Pedge provided. Access denied. Gah! He rattles off the code again as the Cobra II absorbs damage. Access Granted! The drones fall into formation.<br /><br />Jameson takes a deep breath and begins taking out large swaths of the Scylla fleet, comfortably armored amid a hive of drones.324
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Das BootallenindresdenCaptain Lenar BeloxAndroidICUPDas Boot00000000NONE13<hr />***Captain Lenar Belox - Android (ICUP)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Das Boot</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>13</td></tr></table><br />**~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by The First Post1<hr />***Captain Lenar Belox - Android (ICUP)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Das Boot</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>13</td></tr></table>**~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by The First Post10
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DracarysHashtag_ HockeyCaptain RhaegarHumanNeutralDracarys20111383027172120000NONE2<hr />***Captain Rhaegar - Human (Neutral)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Dracarys</td><td>20/111</td><td>38</td><td>30</td><td>27</td><td>17</td><td>21</td><td>$20000</td><td>NONE</td><td>2</td></tr></table><br />**~ DEAD ~** | Eaten by Space Eels<hr />***Captain Rhaegar - Human (Neutral)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Dracarys</td><td>20/111</td><td>38</td><td>30</td><td>27</td><td>17</td><td>21</td><td>$20000</td><td>NONE</td><td>2</td></tr></table>**~ DEAD ~** | Eaten by Space Eels133
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DubdubjlarCaptain Glenn McJlarty - aka McJHumanResistanceDubdub106106183523168150264NONE12<hr />***Captain Glenn McJlarty - aka McJ - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Dubdub</td><td>106/106</td><td>18</td><td>35</td><td>23</td><td>16</td><td>81</td><td>$50264</td><td>NONE</td><td>12</td></tr></table><br />**~ DEAD ~** | Eaten by Space Eels<hr />***Captain Glenn McJlarty - aka McJ - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Dubdub</td><td>106/106</td><td>18</td><td>35</td><td>23</td><td>16</td><td>81</td><td>$50264</td><td>NONE</td><td>12</td></tr></table>**~ DEAD ~** | Eaten by Space Eels173
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First Post1kingannoyCaptain Newb NaivHumanResistanceFirst Post00000000Deerstalker17<hr />***Captain Newb Naiv - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>First Post1</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Deerstalker</td><td>17</td></tr></table><br />You race into battle without bothering to repair your paper thin hull.<br /><br />The first shot from an enemy fighter sends your engines into a state of meltdown. The First Post1 crumples and decompresses.<br /><br />You're dead.. but you caused one hell of a distraction and you ensured that you will always be remembered as the first casualty of this great battle.<br /><br />**-$500, +1 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**-$18,000, +20 FP** | Super Mondo Cannon<br />**-$18,000, +20 SH** | Ultra Bounce Deflecto Coating<br />**-$8,000, +8 SH** | 4 x Scrap Metal<br />**-$10,000, +2 GRIT** | Deerstalker<br />**-101 HP** | Attacked by 5 Enemy Fighters<br />**~ DEAD ~** | Killed by Warship Scylla - Fighters<br /><hr />***Captain Newb Naiv - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>First Post1</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Deerstalker</td><td>17</td></tr></table>**-$500, +1 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**-$18,000, +20 FP** | Super Mondo Cannon<br />**-$18,000, +20 SH** | Ultra Bounce Deflecto Coating<br />**-$8,000, +8 SH** | 4 x Scrap Metal<br />**-$10,000, +2 GRIT** | Deerstalker<br />**-101 HP** | Attacked by 5 Enemy Fighters<br />**~ DEAD ~** | Killed by Warship Scylla - Fighters<br />You race into battle without bothering to repair your paper thin hull.<br /><br />The first shot from an enemy fighter sends your engines into a state of meltdown. The First Post1 crumples and decompresses.<br /><br />You're dead.. but you caused one hell of a distraction and you ensured that you will always be remembered as the first casualty of this great battle.0
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Grey MouserMister44Captain Lord FritzAndroidResistanceGrey Mouser00000000Top Hat15<hr />***Captain Lord Fritz - Android (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Grey Mouser</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Top Hat</td><td>15</td></tr></table><br />Marvin had a bad feeling about this and Fritz is starting to agree as the Grey Mouser bumps through a barrage of laser fire with a cargo bay full of explosives.<br /><br />Something is wrong. This is the first thought Marvin has as he watches lasers tear into what's left of the Mouser... from the outside.<br /><br />Marvin realizes he has been rapidly expelled from the craft under extreme force and is drifting into heavy turret fire. He thinks of his fans, they would want some last words - "Never pre-pay a bar tab. Bad luck."<br /><br />**-$4000, +40 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$500, +1 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**-$9,000, +10 LK** | Moonshine<br />**-$1,000, +1 LK** | Clover Soup<br />**-$20,000, +20 ST** | Heat Muffler<br />**+1EN** | Abacus<br />**-$14,000, +14 ST** | 7 x Whiteout<br />**-$10,000, +2 GRIT** | Top Hat<br />**-$67** | Prepaid Bar Tab<br />**-68 HP** | Attacked by 19 Turrets<br />**-83 HP** | Matter Disruptor Ray<br />**~ DEAD ~** | Killed by Warship Scylla - Laser Turrets<br /><hr />***Captain Lord Fritz - Android (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Grey Mouser</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Top Hat</td><td>15</td></tr></table>**-$4000, +40 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$500, +1 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**-$9,000, +10 LK** | Moonshine<br />**-$1,000, +1 LK** | Clover Soup<br />**-$20,000, +20 ST** | Heat Muffler<br />**+1EN** | Abacus<br />**-$14,000, +14 ST** | 7 x Whiteout<br />**-$10,000, +2 GRIT** | Top Hat<br />**-$67** | Prepaid Bar Tab<br />**-68 HP** | Attacked by 19 Turrets<br />**-83 HP** | Matter Disruptor Ray<br />**~ DEAD ~** | Killed by Warship Scylla - Laser Turrets<br />Marvin had a bad feeling about this and Fritz is starting to agree as the Grey Mouser bumps through a barrage of laser fire with a cargo bay full of explosives.<br /><br />Something is wrong. This is the first thought Marvin has as he watches lasers tear into what's left of the Mouser... from the outside.<br /><br />Marvin realizes he has been rapidly expelled from the craft under extreme force and is drifting into heavy turret fire. He thinks of his fans, they would want some last words - "Never pre-pay a bar tab. Bad luck."0
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HobarMedievalistCaptain PingPing PandanHumanNeutralHobar00000000NONE8<hr />***Captain PingPing Pandan - Human (Neutral)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Hobar</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>8</td></tr></table><br />** ~ DEAD ~ ** | Dynamite Explosion<hr />***Captain PingPing Pandan - Human (Neutral)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Hobar</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>8</td></tr></table>** ~ DEAD ~ ** | Dynamite Explosion0
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Hoosier Mamapablo9000Cap'n NinedollarSpace LizardNeutralHoosier Mama74104191718191710220NONE-14<hr />***Cap'n Ninedollar - Space Lizard (Neutral)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Hoosier Mama</td><td>74/104</td><td>19</td><td>17</td><td>18</td><td>19</td><td>17</td><td>$10220</td><td>NONE</td><td>-14</td></tr></table><br />**~ DEAD ~** | Eaten by Space Eels<hr />***Cap'n Ninedollar - Space Lizard (Neutral)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Hoosier Mama</td><td>74/104</td><td>19</td><td>17</td><td>18</td><td>19</td><td>17</td><td>$10220</td><td>NONE</td><td>-14</td></tr></table>**~ DEAD ~** | Eaten by Space Eels90
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I.M.V. Flatulent Deity Donald_ PetersenSkipperSpace LizardResistanceIMV Flatulent00000000Bolero38<hr />***Skipper - Space Lizard (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>I.M.V. Flatulent Deity </td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Bolero</td><td>38</td></tr></table><br />You command a significant drone army and turn them against the Scylla while the remaining drones peck away at your hide to the tune of 150HP. Tak tak tak.<br /><br />After making a dent in the drones, you weave through the laser turret array and begin to deploy timed explosives along the shell of the enemy warship. The damage pushes up past the red, it's time to get out.. and then it's past time. You plant a final mine as the red rain of lasers shreds through your ship.<br /><br />You've changed the galaxy today, perhaps more with music than with force. Your ballad is carried far and wide, shared amongst the stars.<br /><br />**-$3000, +30 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$18,000, +20 EN** | Cram Session<br />**-$20,000, +20 ST** | Heat Muffler<br />**-$4,000, +4 ST** | 2xWhiteout<br />**-$5000, +10 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**+1 LK, +1 GRIT** | Epic Ballad<br />**+8 GRIT** | Lord of the Drones! Mission Success!<br />**-150 HP** | Attacked by 46 Drones<br />**-80 HP** | Attacked by 24 Turrets<br />**~ DEAD ~** | Killed by Warship Scylla - Laser Turrets<br /><hr />***Skipper - Space Lizard (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>I.M.V. Flatulent Deity </td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Bolero</td><td>38</td></tr></table>**-$3000, +30 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$18,000, +20 EN** | Cram Session<br />**-$20,000, +20 ST** | Heat Muffler<br />**-$4,000, +4 ST** | 2xWhiteout<br />**-$5000, +10 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**+1 LK, +1 GRIT** | Epic Ballad<br />**+8 GRIT** | Lord of the Drones! Mission Success!<br />**-150 HP** | Attacked by 46 Drones<br />**-80 HP** | Attacked by 24 Turrets<br />**~ DEAD ~** | Killed by Warship Scylla - Laser Turrets<br />You command a significant drone army and turn them against the Scylla while the remaining drones peck away at your hide to the tune of 150HP. Tak tak tak.<br /><br />After making a dent in the drones, you weave through the laser turret array and begin to deploy timed explosives along the shell of the enemy warship. The damage pushes up past the red, it's time to get out.. and then it's past time. You plant a final mine as the red rain of lasers shreds through your ship.<br /><br />You've changed the galaxy today, perhaps more with music than with force. Your ballad is carried far and wide, shared amongst the stars.0
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Insane1MinorThreatCaptain Krazy D ClownHumanResistanceInsane164112412830174121240NONE15<hr />***Captain Krazy D Clown - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Insane1</td><td>64/112</td><td>41</td><td>28</td><td>30</td><td>17</td><td>41</td><td>$21240</td><td>NONE</td><td>15</td></tr></table><br />**~ DEAD ~** | Eaten by Space Eels<hr />***Captain Krazy D Clown - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Insane1</td><td>64/112</td><td>41</td><td>28</td><td>30</td><td>17</td><td>41</td><td>$21240</td><td>NONE</td><td>15</td></tr></table>**~ DEAD ~** | Eaten by Space Eels157
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Ironclad CochraneFelipe_ BudinichMarshal Paul SeldonHumanICUP - MarshalIronclad00000000Chupalla23<hr />***Marshal Paul Seldon - Human (ICUP - Marshal)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Ironclad Cochrane</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Chupalla</td><td>23</td></tr></table><br />** ~ DEAD ~ ** | Destroyed by The Jewel of the Desert<hr />***Marshal Paul Seldon - Human (ICUP - Marshal)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Ironclad Cochrane</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Chupalla</td><td>23</td></tr></table>** ~ DEAD ~ ** | Destroyed by The Jewel of the Desert0
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The Iron GiantnewlimintedCaptain HogarthHumanICUPIron Giant00000000Plaid Kangol17<hr />***Captain Hogarth - Human (ICUP)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>The Iron Giant</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Plaid Kangol</td><td>17</td></tr></table><br />** ~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by G2-4311 Android<hr />***Captain Hogarth - Human (ICUP)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>The Iron Giant</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Plaid Kangol</td><td>17</td></tr></table>** ~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by G2-4311 Android0
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Jewel of the DesertpenguinchrisCaptain AdélieAndroidResistanceJewel1001427375312959700Miner's Hard Hat46<hr />***Captain Adélie - Android (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Jewel of the Desert</td><td>100/142</td><td>73</td><td>75</td><td>31</td><td>29</td><td>59</td><td>$700</td><td>Miner's Hard Hat</td><td>46</td></tr></table><br />You go into battle with the confidence of rigorous statistical analysis and solidly choreographed dance moves but as other ships begin to turn into confetti, you begin to realize.. this is space... anything can happen.<br /><br />You watch helplessly as the I.M.V. Flatulent Deity is melted to slag. The Senescent Wanderer barrels recklessly into laser fire.<br /><br />You survive, but you'll always remember this battle and wonder if you could have done more.<br /><br />**-$5000, +50 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$18,000, +20 FP** | Super Mondo Cannon<br />**-$12,000, +12 FP** | Mini Mondo Gun<br />**-$18,000, +20 SH** | Ultra Bounce Deflecto Coating<br />**+2 LK, +1 GRIT** | Rad Dance Party<br />**+1 GRIT** | Naturalist (Spatium anguillam)<br />**-42 HP** | Attacked by 5 Enemy Fighters<br />**+10 GRIT** | Full Frontal Assault! Mission Success!<hr />***Captain Adélie - Android (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Jewel of the Desert</td><td>100/142</td><td>73</td><td>75</td><td>31</td><td>29</td><td>59</td><td>$700</td><td>Miner's Hard Hat</td><td>46</td></tr></table>**-$5000, +50 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$18,000, +20 FP** | Super Mondo Cannon<br />**-$12,000, +12 FP** | Mini Mondo Gun<br />**-$18,000, +20 SH** | Ultra Bounce Deflecto Coating<br />**+2 LK, +1 GRIT** | Rad Dance Party<br />**+1 GRIT** | Naturalist (Spatium anguillam)<br />**-42 HP** | Attacked by 5 Enemy Fighters<br />**+10 GRIT** | Full Frontal Assault! Mission Success!You go into battle with the confidence of rigorous statistical analysis and solidly choreographed dance moves but as other ships begin to turn into confetti, you begin to realize.. this is space... anything can happen.<br /><br />You watch helplessly as the I.M.V. Flatulent Deity is melted to slag. The Senescent Wanderer barrels recklessly into laser fire.<br /><br />You survive, but you'll always remember this battle and wonder if you could have done more.267
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Mistaker IItimquinnCaptain Increase WaistlineHumanResistanceMistaker II1910018191816392500NONE7<hr />***Captain Increase Waistline - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Mistaker II</td><td>19/100</td><td>18</td><td>19</td><td>18</td><td>16</td><td>39</td><td>$2500</td><td>NONE</td><td>7</td></tr></table><br />**~ DEAD ~** | Eaten by Space Eels<hr />***Captain Increase Waistline - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Mistaker II</td><td>19/100</td><td>18</td><td>19</td><td>18</td><td>16</td><td>39</td><td>$2500</td><td>NONE</td><td>7</td></tr></table>**~ DEAD ~** | Eaten by Space Eels110
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Muddlin' Throughbizmail_ publicCaptain David FalkaynHumanResistanceMuddlin11115351498631704454Dunce Cap42<hr />***Captain David Falkayn - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Muddlin' Through</td><td>111/153</td><td>51</td><td>49</td><td>86</td><td>31</td><td>70</td><td>$4454</td><td>Dunce Cap</td><td>42</td></tr></table><br />Captain Falkayn begins working through the nest of signals, untangling and unraveling them with shipboard computers. The Muddlin' takes damage as the drones close in. Closer.... Closer...<br /><br />A few keystrokes and Falkayn pulls taut the strings. His puppets begin to dance in beautiful formations. They firing in wide spirals and sweeping circles.<br /><br />The drones respond like a tightly coded robosymphony and he is the conductor. They dip, they dive, they weave and they explode on impact... without asking any questions or challenging his authority. This is the life.<br /><br />**-$11,100, +111 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$9,000, +10 LK** | Moonshine<br />**-$5,000, +5 LK** | Clover Soup<br />**-$36,000, +40 EN** | Cram Session<br />**+1 EN** | Drone Army<br />**-42 HP** | Attacked by 14 Enemy Drones<br />**+8 GRIT** | Lord of the Drones! Mission Success!<hr />***Captain David Falkayn - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Muddlin' Through</td><td>111/153</td><td>51</td><td>49</td><td>86</td><td>31</td><td>70</td><td>$4454</td><td>Dunce Cap</td><td>42</td></tr></table>**-$11,100, +111 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$9,000, +10 LK** | Moonshine<br />**-$5,000, +5 LK** | Clover Soup<br />**-$36,000, +40 EN** | Cram Session<br />**+1 EN** | Drone Army<br />**-42 HP** | Attacked by 14 Enemy Drones<br />**+8 GRIT** | Lord of the Drones! Mission Success!Captain Falkayn begins working through the nest of signals, untangling and unraveling them with shipboard computers. The Muddlin' takes damage as the drones close in. Closer.... Closer...<br /><br />A few keystrokes and Falkayn pulls taut the strings. His puppets begin to dance in beautiful formations. They firing in wide spirals and sweeping circles.<br /><br />The drones respond like a tightly coded robosymphony and he is the conductor. They dip, they dive, they weave and they explode on impact... without asking any questions or challenging his authority. This is the life.287
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The Nitimeistheritimeperegrinus_ bisDr. EsstimpressHumanOutlawNitime00000000NONE8<hr />***Dr. Esstimpress - Human (Outlaw)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>The Nitimeistheritime</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>8</td></tr></table><br />**~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by Das Boot<br /><hr />***Dr. Esstimpress - Human (Outlaw)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>The Nitimeistheritime</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>8</td></tr></table>**~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by Das Boot<br />0
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NordstjärnanPalomequeCaptain Morel LönnrotAndroidResistanceNordstj00000000Fez27<hr />***Captain Morel Lönnrot - Android (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Nordstjärnan</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Fez</td><td>27</td></tr></table><br />** ~ DEAD ~ ** | Destroyed by Ranger McCall<hr />***Captain Morel Lönnrot - Android (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Nordstjärnan</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Fez</td><td>27</td></tr></table>** ~ DEAD ~ ** | Destroyed by Ranger McCall0
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Pillar of AutumnjlwCaptain SaurodroidAndroidNeutralPillarAutumn00000000NONE3<hr />***Captain Saurodroid - Android (Neutral)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Pillar of Autumn</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>3</td></tr></table><br />** ~ DEAD ~** | Crystal Hydromethane Explosion<hr />***Captain Saurodroid - Android (Neutral)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Pillar of Autumn</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>3</td></tr></table>** ~ DEAD ~** | Crystal Hydromethane Explosion0
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Pusillanimous PattydaneelCaptain Richard M.NixonSpace LizardResistancePusillanimous10217164644333950Cthulhu Fez38<hr />***Captain Richard M.Nixon - Space Lizard (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Pusillanimous Patty</td><td>102/171</td><td>64</td><td>64</td><td>43</td><td>33</td><td>95</td><td>$0</td><td>Cthulhu Fez</td><td>38</td></tr></table><br />The admiral of the Scylla looks out the window at the expanse of this new territory. A glimmer on the horizon. Is that a ship? A single freighter making a run at a Guardian Class Warship?<br /><br />You lead the charge against the Scylla, they don't even return fire until after the first volley of homing missiles when they see an armored rock launching ordinance and several other ships dropping out of hyperspace.<br /><br />The Scylla scrambles their fighters but these rookie scrubs are no match for Nixon, a Space Lizard who cut his teeth in the dark corners of Charybdis.<br /><br />**-$3000, +30 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$14,000, +14 SH** | 7 x Scrap Metal<br />**-$2,000, +2 FP** | Mini Mondo Gun<br />**-$27,000, +30 LK** | 3 x Moonshine<br />**-$6,000, +6 LK** | 6 x Clover Soup<br />**-$3500, +7 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**-$175** | Campaign Funds<br />**+1 GRIT** | Presidential Bid<br />**-69 HP** | Attacked by 5 Enemy Fighters<br />**+10 GRIT** | Full Frontal Assault! Mission Success!<br />
<hr />***Captain Richard M.Nixon - Space Lizard (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Pusillanimous Patty</td><td>102/171</td><td>64</td><td>64</td><td>43</td><td>33</td><td>95</td><td>$0</td><td>Cthulhu Fez</td><td>38</td></tr></table>**-$3000, +30 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$14,000, +14 SH** | 7 x Scrap Metal<br />**-$2,000, +2 FP** | Mini Mondo Gun<br />**-$27,000, +30 LK** | 3 x Moonshine<br />**-$6,000, +6 LK** | 6 x Clover Soup<br />**-$3500, +7 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**-$175** | Campaign Funds<br />**+1 GRIT** | Presidential Bid<br />**-69 HP** | Attacked by 5 Enemy Fighters<br />**+10 GRIT** | Full Frontal Assault! Mission Success!<br />
The admiral of the Scylla looks out the window at the expanse of this new territory. A glimmer on the horizon. Is that a ship? A single freighter making a run at a Guardian Class Warship?<br /><br />You lead the charge against the Scylla, they don't even return fire until after the first volley of homing missiles when they see an armored rock launching ordinance and several other ships dropping out of hyperspace.<br /><br />The Scylla scrambles their fighters but these rookie scrubs are no match for Nixon, a Space Lizard who cut his teeth in the dark corners of Charybdis.299
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Quisquiliae sStruemCaptainPedgeCaptainPedgeSpace LizardResistanceQuisquiliae1212040502322390Natty Topper29<hr />***CaptainPedge - Space Lizard (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Quisquiliae sStruem</td><td>12/120</td><td>40</td><td>50</td><td>23</td><td>22</td><td>39</td><td>$0</td><td>Natty Topper</td><td>29</td></tr></table><br />Admiral Ulfbert remembers Pedge, the hero of the Coalition who visited just days ago. Ulfbert got his cryptograph on a photo, even helped patch up his ship, the Quisquiliae sStruem. There it goes, past the bridge, blasting at the docking bay with a Super Mondo Cannon. How is this happening?<br /><br />The Scylla fighters aren't going to be able to use the starboard portal, they'll have to reroute to the port side.<br /><br />A giant explosion quakes through the warship and gravity is gone, lights flicker. Ulfbert deletes his cryptographed photo just before the main systems go off line. A creak. A thousand thin whistles of oxygen escaping and a muted thunder as the bridge severs.<br /><br />**-$4500, +45 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$10,000, +20 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**-$18,000, +20 FP** | Super Mondo Cannon<br />**-$18,000, +20 SH** | Ultra Bounce Deflecto Coating<br />**-$9,000, +10 LK** | Moonshine<br />**-$80** | 2 x Flowers<br />**-$100, +2 BBQ** | Jugga BBQ<br />**+1 LK** | Happy Lizard!<br />**-108 HP** | Attacked by 5 Enemy Fighters<br />**+10 GRIT** | Full Frontal Assault! Mission Success!<hr />***CaptainPedge - Space Lizard (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Quisquiliae sStruem</td><td>12/120</td><td>40</td><td>50</td><td>23</td><td>22</td><td>39</td><td>$0</td><td>Natty Topper</td><td>29</td></tr></table>**-$4500, +45 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$10,000, +20 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**-$18,000, +20 FP** | Super Mondo Cannon<br />**-$18,000, +20 SH** | Ultra Bounce Deflecto Coating<br />**-$9,000, +10 LK** | Moonshine<br />**-$80** | 2 x Flowers<br />**-$100, +2 BBQ** | Jugga BBQ<br />**+1 LK** | Happy Lizard!<br />**-108 HP** | Attacked by 5 Enemy Fighters<br />**+10 GRIT** | Full Frontal Assault! Mission Success!Admiral Ulfbert remembers Pedge, the hero of the Coalition who visited just days ago. Ulfbert got his cryptograph on a photo, even helped patch up his ship, the Quisquiliae sStruem. There it goes, past the bridge, blasting at the docking bay with a Super Mondo Cannon. How is this happening?<br /><br />The Scylla fighters aren't going to be able to use the starboard portal, they'll have to reroute to the port side.<br /><br />A giant explosion quakes through the warship and gravity is gone, lights flicker. Ulfbert deletes his cryptographed photo just before the main systems go off line. A creak. A thousand thin whistles of oxygen escaping and a muted thunder as the bridge severs.174
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Senescent WandererAgfishCaptain El-EskAndroidResistanceSenescent00000000Sombrero35<hr />***Captain El-Esk - Android (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Senescent Wanderer</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Sombrero</td><td>35</td></tr></table><br />An asteroid, a lumpy rock with engines, rains hell down on the Scylla. Ships dart around her belly, planting devices of destruction. Admiral Ulfbert doesn't know what to do.. until he sees a giant target emblazoned on the side of a particularly reckless vessel.<br /><br />You've signed on for every mission and you make it through a good part of the first two before the concentrated fire power of 39 turrets comes to bear on your weakened shields.<br /><br />This is it, no remote backups, no safety net. Exhilarating! This is what it feels like to die.
<br /><br />**-$900, +9 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$30,000, +60 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**-$8,000, +8 SH** | 4 x Scrap Metal<br />**-$10,000, +2 GRIT** | Sombrero<br />**+2 ST, +2 GRIT** | Team Photo<br />**-155 HP** | Attacked by 39 Turrets<br />**-106 HP** | Attacked by 5 Enemy Fighters<br />**+10 GRIT** | Full Frontal Assault! Mission Success!<br />**~ DEAD ~** | Killed by Warship Scylla - Laser Turrets<br />		<hr />***Captain El-Esk - Android (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Senescent Wanderer</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>Sombrero</td><td>35</td></tr></table>**-$900, +9 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$30,000, +60 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**-$8,000, +8 SH** | 4 x Scrap Metal<br />**-$10,000, +2 GRIT** | Sombrero<br />**+2 ST, +2 GRIT** | Team Photo<br />**-155 HP** | Attacked by 39 Turrets<br />**-106 HP** | Attacked by 5 Enemy Fighters<br />**+10 GRIT** | Full Frontal Assault! Mission Success!<br />**~ DEAD ~** | Killed by Warship Scylla - Laser Turrets<br />An asteroid, a lumpy rock with engines, rains hell down on the Scylla. Ships dart around her belly, planting devices of destruction. Admiral Ulfbert doesn't know what to do.. until he sees a giant target emblazoned on the side of a particularly reckless vessel.<br /><br />You've signed on for every mission and you make it through a good part of the first two before the concentrated fire power of 39 turrets comes to bear on your weakened shields.<br /><br />This is it, no remote backups, no safety net. Exhilarating! This is what it feels like to die.
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SlidewinderExonautsHerpe'derp III of the Komodar EmpireSpace LizardNeutralSlidewinder71100151617151712150NONE-15<hr />***Herpe'derp III of the Komodar Empire - Space Lizard (Neutral)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Slidewinder</td><td>71/100</td><td>15</td><td>16</td><td>17</td><td>15</td><td>17</td><td>$12150</td><td>NONE</td><td>-15</td></tr></table><br />**~ DEAD ~** | Eaten by Space Eels<hr />***Herpe'derp III of the Komodar Empire - Space Lizard (Neutral)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Slidewinder</td><td>71/100</td><td>15</td><td>16</td><td>17</td><td>15</td><td>17</td><td>$12150</td><td>NONE</td><td>-15</td></tr></table>**~ DEAD ~** | Eaten by Space Eels80
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The Slightly More Than Ordinarydhartun1Captain Hot, Earl GreySpace LizardResistanceSlightly More00000000NONE3<hr />***Captain Hot, Earl Grey - Space Lizard (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>The Slightly More Than Ordinary</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>3</td></tr></table><br />** ~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by Hawk Granger<hr />***Captain Hot, Earl Grey - Space Lizard (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>The Slightly More Than Ordinary</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>3</td></tr></table>** ~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by Hawk Granger0
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The TARD-issawjtCaptain UnderpantsHumanResistanceTARD-iss742024728262333300Sombrero25<hr />***Captain Underpants - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>The TARD-iss</td><td>74/202</td><td>47</td><td>28</td><td>26</td><td>23</td><td>33</td><td>$300</td><td>Sombrero</td><td>25</td></tr></table><br />You spend more of Pete's credit on your bar than on your ship... and it pays off. All the other resistance ships are looking out for you. If anyone is going to survive this battle, it's the party barge!<br /><br />Anytime a Scylla fighter approaches you they squeeze off a few shots and get crushed under a hail of protective fire. No one fucks with the bartender.<br /><br />**-$3700, +37 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$18,000, +20 FP** | Super Mondo Cannon<br />**-$35000, +70 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**-$10,000, +2 GRIT** | Sombrero<br />**-128 HP** | Attacked by 5 Enemy Fighters<br />**+10 GRIT** | Full Frontal Assault! Mission Success!<br /><hr />***Captain Underpants - Human (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>The TARD-iss</td><td>74/202</td><td>47</td><td>28</td><td>26</td><td>23</td><td>33</td><td>$300</td><td>Sombrero</td><td>25</td></tr></table>**-$3700, +37 HP** | Hull Repairs<br />**-$18,000, +20 FP** | Super Mondo Cannon<br />**-$35000, +70 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment<br />**-$10,000, +2 GRIT** | Sombrero<br />**-128 HP** | Attacked by 5 Enemy Fighters<br />**+10 GRIT** | Full Frontal Assault! Mission Success!<br />You spend more of Pete's credit on your bar than on your ship... and it pays off. All the other resistance ships are looking out for you. If anyone is going to survive this battle, it's the party barge!<br /><br />Anytime a Scylla fighter approaches you they squeeze off a few shots and get crushed under a hail of protective fire. No one fucks with the bartender.157
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Taurean MuleinqydesuCaptain Bonso JuneauAndroidResistanceTaurean Mule105105273620184350380NONE9<hr />***Captain Bonso Juneau - Android (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Taurean Mule</td><td>105/105</td><td>27</td><td>36</td><td>20</td><td>18</td><td>43</td><td>$50380</td><td>NONE</td><td>9</td></tr></table><br />**~ DEAD ~** | Eaten by Space Eels<hr />***Captain Bonso Juneau - Android (Resistance)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Taurean Mule</td><td>105/105</td><td>27</td><td>36</td><td>20</td><td>18</td><td>43</td><td>$50380</td><td>NONE</td><td>9</td></tr></table>**~ DEAD ~** | Eaten by Space Eels144
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Zhe Shadow PacifistzogstripCaptain Damianus IulianusAndroidICUPZhe Shadow00000000NONE5<hr />***Captain Damianus Iulianus - Android (ICUP)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Zhe Shadow Pacifist</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>5</td></tr></table><br />** ~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by G2-4311 Android<hr />***Captain Damianus Iulianus - Android (ICUP)***<br /><br /><table width="700"><tr><td>**Ship**</td><td>**HP**</td><td>**FP**</td><td>**SH**</td><td>**EN**</td><td>**ST**</td><td>**LK**</td><td>**CASH**</td><td>**HAT**</td><td>**GRIT**</td></tr><tr><td>Zhe Shadow Pacifist</td><td>0/0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>$0</td><td>NONE</td><td>5</td></tr></table>** ~ DEAD ~** | Destroyed by G2-4311 Android0
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