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Creating a South African version of Cards Against Humanity. Under their Creative Common License, we can use, remix and share the game for free, but can't sell it. Which is good, because we're not selling this. This is just something a nice South African wants to do. Why you ask? Because our culture is second to none, our society whacky and we can laugh at ourselves! This game is designed for everyone in the rainbow nation - and we hope it gets played together. Help us make it great by contributing your ideas for the cards in the spreadsheet below. ABSOLUTELY no overtly racist, sexist or any of the other bad "ists" allowed. Just be lekker and funny. We'll acknowledge your contribution to the game when it is released. I have no idea how to format a spreadsheet...
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To contribute your cards, either add them to this sheet by requesting access or by emailing them to me at heyemerge@gmail.com
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Who's behind this?
@jhberkowitzWould love you to look at my new project: The Emerge Podcast - speaking to the Top Tech Founders & Investors from the Emerging World.https://emerge.carrd.co/
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Cards Against Humanity Website here: https://cardsagainsthumanity.com/
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Creative Common License here: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/
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NameQuestion Cards (Black Cards)Answer Cards (White Cards)
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Example cards here: https://cardsforsa.carrd.co/#cards
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VinceSnorting coke off Jack Parrow's erect penis
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Francois van Coke's sweaty fringe
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Robbie Wessels
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MThe eleven national languages just don't have the words to describe ________The Khoisan's land claim
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MJulias Malema. 40% for woodwork, 100% for _____.The last remaining COPE voter
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JaysonMy house, my ____.Vuvuzela as a beer funnel
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Kate/ChrisWhen translated, the national anthem represents _____.A long-winded bigoted rant on social media
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Kate/Chris_______________, the best place to consider immigrating.That day when the last Whenwe dies
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ChrisA long, rambling love letter to the Population Registration Act of 1950.
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ChrisThe pots
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ChrisApartheid apologists
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ChrisAmor's autobiography.
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ChrisThe slow, painful death of the Afrikaans language
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ChrisNet n' klip, my laanie.
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JanSteve Hofmeyer
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JanBest content for hockey Whatsapp group...Margaret van Wyk
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JanJan van Riebeek
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JanBarefoot over the Drakensburg
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JulesNothing beats a weekend up the west coast more than _____.Getting drunk and kissing a hippie from Noordhoek after a lentil curry
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___ is more dangerous to our society than ____Going on a date with Steve Hofmeyer
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Kate
The best way to sneak crayfish passed a park's officer is to ___________.
Watching reruns of pumpkin patch
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Kate
I feel like _______when an american asks me if I know their friend in Kenya.
The amount of Botox found in Constantia village
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Each haloween I dress up as _________, just for the free candy.
The number of unregulated swinger parties in Kommetjie
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The best gay hotel in cape town offers free _________.
Eskom's call center employees combined IQ
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Jou Ma's se _______.The Dalai Lama having tea with Jacob Zuma
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Eskom apologises once again and reminds South Africa that __________.
Milking your neighbours pet parrot
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Sadly there has been another great white shark attack, all that remained after the attack was ____________.
The increasing amount joburgers moving to Cape Town and complaining that Cape Tonians are "cliquey"
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Desmond Tutu riding a bicycle naked at Afrika Burn while kissing Thuli Madonsela
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Posting a picture of yourself summiting Lions Head on social media
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The number of selfies on Danny K's instagram account
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The number of times callers on Good Hope fm use the phrase " I wanna send a shout out"
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Springbokkie shots
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ChrisThose cheeky natives!
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ChrisA magnificent 'Fro
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ChrisDragging out the corpse of Nelson Mandela
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ChrisBrian Molofe's tears
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ChrisProudly South African stickers
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ChrisSinging Dubul' iBhunu
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ChrisOne bullet for one settler
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ChrisDanny K's music career after Mandoza
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ChrisAmamagosha spilling out a chicken run
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ChrisRomancing the Gini Co-efficient/wealth gap
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ChrisTouching me on my studio
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ChrisPinky Pinky in the toilets
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ChrisThe race card
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ChrisMy traditional weapon
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ChrisZionist Christian Church
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Abomagosha
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my table mountain sticker
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over priced tourist junk
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White Priveledge
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White people
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JonThis week on Carte Blanche, we uncover ______.Dick slap from the Tikoloshe
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JonWhat never fails to liven up a Braai?Helen Zille's suit pants
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JonWhat's Thabo Mbeki Thinking about right now?The line at Home Affairs
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JonThe Mnet Sunday night movie is________.A romantic night for two at Polsmore Prison
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JonI'm not Racist but ________.A Johnny Clegg Gig
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JonThings less flammable than Nkandla.Your private school education
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JonForget the State Capture, the Guptas are after _________.Derek Watts
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JonThere's always space for ________ in a Taxi.Bergies
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Jon________, the hottest new restuarant in Cape TownRobben Island's Food Court
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JonTraffic this morning was worse than __________.Mantu's Vegetable Patch
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JonA Zapiro Cartoon
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JonSeven hundred and sixty nine, eight hundred and. Seven hundred. Listen properly... seven hundred and sixty nine thousand, eight hundred and twenty. And seventy.
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PonelatPieter-Dirk Uys' wig
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Madam Speaker, Point of order! Point of order! We MUST discuss _________.Jacob Zumas Penis
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Honorable Malema, we cannot stop proceedings for ______.Ariforum smelling Winnie Mandelas panties
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A new SABC series focusing on ____The EFF
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______... Worse than ApartheidA passion gap
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JASONIN A WORLD RAVAGED BY _______ THE ONLY CURE IS A COMBIATION OF ________ AND _________-Pollsmoor Prison
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JASONNkandla
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Jack Parrows cap
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Kurt Darren
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Jou ma se Poes
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anonThe Robbin Island swim team
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AntHector Pieterson
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AntOscar Pistorius's courtroom vomit bucket
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AntSABC News reports: Jacob Zuma now claims that __________ will cure AIDSOur system is currently offline
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jaygeeCape Town's hottest new tourist attraction is ___Pieter van Zyl
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jaygeeThe best part of SONA was ___Mopanye biltong
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jaygeeWhat phrase did the government just declare to be hate speech?Fookin' Prawn
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jaygeeWhat inspires you politically?Julius Malema at an AWB rally
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SeanWe need to save water because Jacob Zuma's Fire Pool
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AntPresident Zuma now has appointed __________ as the new finance ministerContestants on Reggies Rush
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Ant The real reason Metro Cops ask for bribes is __________Penis on my zoo biscuit
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GordoI have a dream that one day South Africa will get rid of _________The Doom Spray Blessing
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GordoThe ANC should add __________ to the constitutionWitches on flying carpets
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GordoI wish Spar would start selling _____________.Ford Kuga's catching fire
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