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Creating a South African version of Cards Against Humanity. Under their Creative Common License, we can use, remix and share the game for free, but can't sell it. Which is good, because we're not selling this. This is just something a nice South African wants to do. Why you ask? Because our culture is second to none, our society whacky and we can laugh at ourselves! This game is designed for everyone in the rainbow nation - and we hope it gets played together. Help us make it great by contributing your ideas for the cards in the spreadsheet below. ABSOLUTELY no overtly racist, sexist or any of the other bad "ists" allowed. Just be lekker and funny. We'll acknowledge your contribution to the game when it is released. I have no idea how to format a spreadsheet...
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ON MOBILE? Click the link to the right to send me an email with your ideas. I will keep your submissions anonymous.
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Cards Against Humanity Website here: https://cardsagainsthumanity.com/
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Creative Common License here: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/
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NameQuestion Cards (Black Cards)Answer Cards (White Cards)
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Metrorail is A monkey's wedding. Go to our website
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While sitting in Traffic I The wildly socialist idea of public libraries.Follow us on Instagram
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The last thing I bought at the traffic lights was ______Chewing on pieces of raw meat.
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Interracial Weddings are _________Casper Nyovest and Casper Lee's mutually exclusive fan groups.
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Koegals have left Umhlanga for __________Asking a stranger where they're really from.
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___________ is the latest Gin Flavour craze to hit Cape TownThings promised to us in the constitution.
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Unexpectedly the minibus taxi decided to _________A light splattering of feaces.
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________ is the best thing served in the Saxonworld shabeenThe water running out when you've still got soap in your hair.
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White monopoly capital is _______________Another disgusting varient of the thing you love.
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Things the Somilian kiosk has that Spar doesn't: _______Speaking very slowly.
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Only thing that makes traffic fun is _________The practical life application of what you've learnt in english class.
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The difference between SAPS and Mero police is ___________Scare tatics.
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Taxis are like ________________A Life Orientation class focussed on sexually transmitted diseases.
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Security features I'd like the state to pay for at my house: ________, ________ and _________A boner for justice.
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Best things to use to bribe traffic cops: 1) ________; 2)_________; 3) _____________________The guy from your school who tried heroin and now pulls the lost tourist con for a living.
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Mpumalanga: the __________ of _____________The friend you can't play this game with.
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OMO: for clothing so white, it's like ________.The explosive rage aimed at America for Black Friday adverts.
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The only pair to ever last are _____ and ________.A very skewed pros and cons list.
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Black Twitter, the real home of __________
Being an intern at the company being criticised for the latest contriversial social media post.
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I would love to know the story behind South African names like Patience, Blessing, Gift and ______.The wildfire-speed of Twitter.
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Wait, why is _________ trending on Twitter?Not knowing.
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__________ is really just a great teaching experience. Washing your underpants when you shower.
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The Springbok's secret weapon for the Rugby World Cup: ___A pap and vleis smear.
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You don't deserve 2010 World Cup South Africa if you can't handle __________ South Africa. Sitting up front in the Uber.
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And the newest player for the Proteas is ___The original gender bender.
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The newest South African reality tv show focuses on ___ living with ___Losing your job to an intern.
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What is the unofficial twelfth language of South Africa?
Losing your job as a veggie weigher when they suddenly remember they could just put scales at the tills.
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Leon Schuster's latest prank involves ___ with/on/and ___Licking the sweat away from you upper lip.
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___: check. ___: check. ___: check. Nou gaan ons braai.A dog that doesn't understand "voetsek!"
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SAA's new financial plan involves _A beautiful bucket hat
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On Heritage day I brought ____ to the braai.The Rand.
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Tonight on eTV, ____ is ____!Costing a fucking fortune.
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What did the tokoloshe sling over his shoulder?Medical aid that doesn't cover protest injuries.
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Helen, Mmusi, Jacob, and Julius walk into a_______The same whatsapp group.
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She wears her privilage like a______The time it takes for a rich murderer to go to jail.
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Zuma's wives are fighting because______Mob justice.
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My Uber driver's name is________A new Steri Stumpie flavour.
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The only thing more depressing than Carte Blanche is____Donating eggs to buy alcohol.
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Cape Town is South Africa's true capital of ______________Feeling as out of place as the French description on an SA passport.
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Every true South African knows that ______ + ________ = __________Saying a name correctly.
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Only __________ would make me watch Kyknet voluntarilyTaking the elevator to jump from a higher floor.
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SA has 99 problems, but ________ isn't oneFive fresh holes.
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Ouma rusks. Best thing since ____________The perfect hummus consistancy.
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Apartheid: blamed for _____ and _______ even though _________Another 30 days of activism.
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Not so Mahala,______________________.Sucking dick at Home Affairs in exchange for one of those new ID cards.
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People would like Jacob Zuma more if he blamed _______ for South Africa's problemsA 25-year countdown to uhuru.
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We lost the soccer because______Saying "meat is meat and a man must eat".
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South Africans know that we shouldn't give beggars money, we should rather give them __________Taking a shit in the CBD gardens.
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I'm not Racist but ________.Refusing handouts.
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Things less flammable than Nkandla.Getting naked.
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Forget the State Capture, the Guptas are after _________.Genuinely wanting a better life.
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There's always space for ________ in a Taxi.Needing to break up with your hairdresser.
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________, the hottest new restuarant in Cape TownBeing Haraam but fun!
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Traffic this morning was worse than __________.Roadkill biltong.
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Grace Mugabe was finally arrested today for _____________A pinch of salt.
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Grace Mugabe was finally arrested today for hitting ___________ with ____________Biting into a cardamom seed.
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Before implementing the Ora, people of Orania used ____________ as their official currencyA pitbull with rabies.
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Nothing beats a weekend up the west coast more than _____.Raising enough social media awareness to cure cancer.
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Zuma's latest scandal involves ___ with ___A colourful ribbon for any problem.
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Studies show that eating 27 Chappies in a row leads to____A waterpolo coach unsurpringly into watersports.
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___ is more dangerous to our society than ____A threesome arranged on Cumtree.
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The best way to sneak crayfish passed a park's officer is to ___________.
A mint-flavoured dental dam.
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I feel like _______when an american asks me if I know their friend in Kenya.
The youth group leader who jerks off to the thought of your kid.
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Each haloween I dress up as _________, just for the free candy.
A slang and padda film.
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The best gay hotel in cape town offers free _________.
A long schlong.
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Jou Ma's se _______.A cross-chest Adidas fannie pack.
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Eskom apologises once again and reminds South Africa that __________.
Unexpected diarrhea seeping through your stockings.
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Sadly there has been another great white shark attack, all that remained after the attack was ____________.A small price to pay.
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This week on Carte Blanche, we uncover ______.The Mandela Effect.
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What never fails to liven up a Braai?Two domestic workers having sex in your bed.
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What's Thabo Mbeki Thinking about right now?Another public holiday.
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Best content for hockey Whatsapp group...A Gupta orchestrated orgy.
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Madam Speaker, Point of order! Point of order! We MUST discuss _________.Bunnychow
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The Mnet Sunday night movie is________.K-Way Jackets
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SABC News reports: Jacob Zuma now claims that __________ will cure AIDSPennywhistles
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Cape Town's hottest new tourist attraction is ___Bata Toughees
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The best part of SONA was ___Poes
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What phrase did the government just declare to be hate speech?Kak
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What inspires you politically?Vaal river
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We need to save water because Rain in Africa Castle advert
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President Zuma now has appointed __________ as the new finance ministerPoes klappery
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The real reason Metro Cops ask for bribes is __________Throwing a bucket of shit at CPT airport
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I have a dream that one day South Africa will get rid of _________Goats on the highway
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The ANC should add __________ to the constitutionCoke as a bribe
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I wish Spar would start selling _____________.Gareth Cliff
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The only place better than home is __________.OGOD taking religion out of schools
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black lifes matter, _______.Sextape on a stolen cellphone
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The secret ingredient in the best durban bunny chow is __________.Your fruit salad in goverment condoms.
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SARS is the private bank account ofSexily squishing goldfish between your toes.
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who is sitting on the spear of the nationLanding at East London airport.
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___________, is worse than stopping at a robot in Soweto Earning comission as a traffic cop.
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