Epic Thread Stats

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1	User	Number of Comments	Most Consecutive Days Posted	First Comment Date	First Comment
2	aryst0krat	2938	38	Mon 12 Dec 2011 11:26:24	This thread is the best thing. +1 lurker. I don't want to interfere too much, but trust that I am here, watching, and loving every minute of it.
3	DrZeuss	1608	27	Wed 9 Mar 2011 22:54:18	I bet I could make 100 cookies crumble.
4	pillowplumper	1079	23	Tue 8 Mar 2011 15:26:23	Sorry to snatch the title a mere 3 hours after, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.
5	real-dreamer	862	4	Thu 21 Jun 2012 16:53:52	Wow. It's taken me a week. I found the end. Far more characters than just Pillowplumper, and Drzuess. I haven't seen the Dr. Of evil in a while. Did you end him Pillowplumper? It's crazy to think I've watched him grow into college, watched you go through your partners deployment and return. Well... Nevertheless here is the end.
6	Phantom_Hoover	549	11	Wed 7 Mar 2012 16:50:16	Hey guys, I'm back. (I've been wearing the same shoes for around two years now.)
7	DFreiberg	529	11	Sat 11 Aug 2012 19:41:28	This seems to be the most active branch, so I'll post here. Ladies and gentlemen, I have mapped out this comment thread.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PWDp5OBkv-AdRrpy7uhCBDRUiWzHNMQGKYmkIEGg7zU/editWhat should I do with this information? Should I release it to the public, or should I hide it so that the only way to find the bottom of these threads is to click through hundreds of times?
8	Xiosphere	390	11	Sun 14 Apr 2013 22:58:36	I'm finally down here. Learned about this in an askreddit thread last week and spent this whole week reading down this thread (school and other distractions made it a longer journey, I'm not usually that slow of a reader). I feel like I know most of you so personally yet none of you know anything about me. If no one minds I'm just going to make myself at home for a bit. Also, YAY YUNJEONG, you have no idea how weirdly excited I am to see you back after all those months of your absence (or all 75 minutes of your absence from my perspective)
9	Yunjeong	356	7	Wed 16 Mar 2011 20:00:29	I bet I could do 100 shots.
10	Franciscouzo	340	10	Sun 2 Sep 2012 5:22:09	Hi there guys.
11	SUPERSMILEYMAN	256	6	Thu 23 May 2013 11:37:07	Another branch? Great. I think I have found almost half by now.
12	prepetual_change	242	10	Sun 7 Apr 2013 19:46:53	I believe someone had wrote in a thread that this branch was the longest by far.
13	main_hoon_na	221	9	Wed 22 May 2013 13:29:06	Uh, I think I took a wrong turn. What is this place?
14	DemonCrowley	217	9	Wed 12 Dec 2012 10:15:19	what a wonderful waste of a workday, all to get here
15	robotzombie	204	4	Wed 21 Dec 2011 2:38:36	What up?!
16	-rix	204	11	Wed 1 Aug 2012 19:31:39	I was running outside today, and I think it's to do with the Olympics.
17	BorjaX	183	2	Mon 4 Feb 2013 9:12:41	Ey guys hereis a permalink to other active branches if you are curious about it.
18	[deleted]	154	1	Sun 10 May 2009 9:29:10	It's a nice place to live.
19	callanish	116	2	Sun 17 Apr 2011 15:59:55	jeez, get a room already, you two. also: OMG I found it!
20	doctor457	54	3	Wed 21 Aug 2013 21:20:02	Don't mind Reaper. She's like that. I was hoping we had the oldest thread. Well, at least we have a subreddit. /r/geraffesaresodumb. You guys should make one.
21	helper33437	43	4	Wed 10 Apr 2013 15:46:02	I believe it is.
22	frankferri	42	1	Wed 15 May 2013 19:56:05	WASSUP
23	HighlyUnnecessary	39	1	Tue 18 Jan 2011 13:45:57	Holy fuck it took some time getting here. Though is this the true ending? I heard rumours of there being multiple endings.
24	titan413	35	5	Thu 18 Oct 2012 22:48:10	Hi. I just followed a ridiculous tunnel of comments to arrive here.
25	pigferret	35	1	Fri 25 Nov 2011 5:37:11	Whatcha studying?
26	TmV2ZXJlbmRpbmc	33	1	Mon 7 Oct 2013 4:08:35	Must get a little lonely down here. So here is a completely useless fact: There are ~12087391514373000000 cycles of microwave light absorbed or emitted by the hyperfine transition of caesium-133 atoms in their ground state undisturbed by external fields during one millenium.* *Probably incorrect. I calculated it myself.
27	tygerstyle	24
28	BordomBeThyName	24
29	Calimhero	22
30	BeMyLittleSpoon	22
31	QuicksandMoonwalker	21
32	Requiem87	20
33	kdjarlb	19
34	wankyourworriesaway	18
35	orangepotion	17
36	V2Blast	16
37	Mega_Toast	16
38	D-Dino	16
39	SexyShrimp	15
40	Dr_Kevorkian222	14
41	cesiumpluswater	14
42	Abraxas65	13
43	escapingtraveller	11
44	VortixTM	10
45	noscreamsnoshouts	10
46	Redhall	9
47	mmmmnnnnbbbb	9
48	DigitalMindShadow	9
49	DuBBle	8
50	Caboose6758	8
51	aloofcapsule	8
52	omgsus	7
53	JewishTaco	7
54	inime	7
55	Lark_vi_Britannia	6
56	cowyeah	6
57	wobbleffet	5
58	Triarch	5
59	Repo017	5
60	orbat	5
61	myfajahas400children	5
62	MRIson	5
63	killotron	5
64	jarshwah	5
65	Blakaflaka	5
66	Addyct	5
67	Xamnam	4
68	vorin	4
69	Resist	4
70	MrStoneman	4
71	MetricSuperstar	4
72	invaderkrag	4
73	damn_it_so_much	4
74	ariudos	4
75	Alaukik	4
76	zigmoose	3
77	WiscDC	3
78	WhiteMouse	3
79	Tronlet	3
80	TheHomoGenus	3
81	TEDIUM88	3
82	Sporkfortuna	3
83	plazmamuffin	3
84	nickbelane	3
85	Mostofyouareidiots	3
86	MolokoPlusPlus	3
87	MangoFox	3
88	Loborin	3
89	laststing	3
90	karan812	3
91	GreenEggsAndKablam	3
92	chellomere	3
93	arc_en_ciel	3
94	aflyingTV	3
95	abominablestein	3
96	Zero36	2
97	wordstorn	2
98	waldron76	2
99	User38691	2
100	tombh	2