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Interim weekYaySundayMondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFriday
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Yaytime allotment9/179/189/199/209/219/22
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Villain quotesAll day long“I loved you. I was a pentapod monster, but I loved you. I was despicable and brutal, and turpid, and everything, mais je t’aimais, je t’aimais! And there were times when I knew how you felt, and it was hell to know it, my little one.""See that? That's how much longer you've got to be alive! And it isn't long, my pretty, it isn't long! I can't wait forever to get those shoes!""I'm your number one fan. There's nothing to worry about. You're going to be just fine. I will take good care of you. I'm your number one fan.""Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!""I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.""When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."
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Warmup5 minImprov3 rounds; inchworm, 30 sec jump rope, bar hang3 rounds: 2 laps grapevine, 10 kip swings, 10 supermans3 rounds: 3 clean bar warmups, 5 shoulder presses, bear walk3 rounds: lunges, 5/5 hip touches, 5 reverse burpees
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Skill5 minImprovDeath Stretchlacrosse ball pec smashTall jerkLacrosse ball foot smash
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Strength15 minEMOM 4: high hang clean. EMOM 4: hang clean.5x3 pause front squats (count to 3 at the bottom)Alt 5: 5/5 bottoms up kb press, 5/5 one leg kb deadAlt 5: x strict pull ups, y strict HSPUEvery 90 sec for 12 min: hang clean + 2 jerksAlt 5: 3/3 back rack lunges, 5/5 one arm bent over rows
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Workout15 min1 min Jump rope, 1 min rest, 4 RFT: 12 hang snatch, 12 pull ups,1 min rest. 1 min Jump rope.Follow the yellow brick road of 3 RFT: 15 push ups, 15/15 split jumps, 15 reverse burpees.See what you made me do four times: 12 med ball burpees, run 300m, 1 slam ball, rest 90 sec.5 miserable rounds on the wagon of: 20 squats, 20 sit ups, 10 squats, 10 sit ups.I'm afraid you have to do 4 rounds, Dave: 12 toes to bar, 12 burpees, 8m gut walk, rest 90 sec.With a smile seared onto your face, do 3 rounds of: 15 box jumps, 15 push presses, 50 jump rope, 2 min rest.
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Ending5 minImprovUp dog, down dog.forward bend, plowDeath stretchCalf stretch, thread the needle