NPC Barks

	A	B	C	D	E	F
1	Joke Barks		Lore Barks		Short Barks
2	Bark_Chain_1		Bark_Chain_26		Bark_A1	Damn it's cold. Never gets this cold.
3	Bark_A	When did I lose control of my life?	Bark_A	Do not belive the lies of the media brothers and sisters! The Firey Pit is all to real and I have seen it!	Bark_A2	There's nothing to be afarid of...the forrest is safe at night...there's nothing to be afraid of...the Black Knights don't hit towns twice.
4	Bark_B	...Oh...oh shit, its been a while.	Bark_B	The Witches of APP only wish to device you dear citizens. Do not allow them to blind you to the truth!	Bark_A3	Locks, check, food, check, guns, doubble check.
5	Bark_C	....	Bark_C	For He is comming and He is throwing the gates of Hell open with his arrival!	Bark_A4	Why did APP up and leave so sudden?
6					Bark_A5	I hope those APP agents found what they were looking for before leaving.
7	Bark_Chain_2		Bark_Chain_27		Bark_A6	First the Black Knights, then people start disapearing, and now APP up and leaves. Ooooh, none of this is helping me sleep tonight.
8	Bark_A	Hello? Yes this is Globex, how can I help?	Bark_A	Hey Kid! You havent seen any Black Knights around have yah?	Bark_A7	2.4 Billion dollars and they can't be bothered to stick around. Not unless someone is acticivly melting parking meaters with their mind.
9	Bark_B	No sir, our line of products are gaurtuned to last. Even under stressfull situations.	Bark_B	That is unless they've gotten to you already...have they?	Bark_A8	Whitches Tit! It's cold out here.
10	Bark_C	I...I see...well I dont think it was intended to be put there sir. But I can assure you it will not break those conditions.	Bark_C	No, you still got life behind your eyes. Unless...	Bark_A9	Fourteen bags of the stuff should do it. Those little gremlins cant go though that much sugar in one night....better make it fifteen.
11					Bark_A10	Hey Kid, don't go into the park after dark. Some weird shit been hovering around there.
12	Bark_Chain_3		Bark_Chain_28		Bark_A11	Careful around the old Nova lab kid. Someones been shifting though the ashes and that's never a good sign.
13	Bark_A	$450 down the drain. What the Hell was I thinking?	Bark_A	Damn, these APP geeks could have sent this ahead sooner. How am I suposed to shut the park down on such short notice?	Bark_A12	Is...is that the sun? Why the Hell is that up? What time is it?
14	Bark_B	I mean, $75 a month with no trial, how desperate are you?	Bark_B	Eh, fuck em. If it was importaint they would have tried harder. Not like Moose Head is stomping round these parts. Ha!	Bark_A13	Round the clock service my ass. Been a while two miniutes.
15	Bark_C	...Pretty desperate actauly. Wonder what I can get for just $15 a month.	Bark_C	Ha Ha Ha....heh...On second thought, lets double check.	Bark_A14	.....you need something kid....no, then please leave me be.
16					Bark_A15	Gaaaw....what time is it? You're not my kid? Why am I on the lawn?
17	Bark_Chain_4		Bark_Chain_29		Bark_A16	Mow the lawn, it has to be at least 1/16th of an inch of the blablapha! Fuckwits.
18	Bark_A	Go for a walk they said...	Bark_A	Hey Kid! Don't belive the crap APP puts out about Roakovia, it's a country of Witches.	Bark_A17	Do not be alermed good people! For if there is a Hell, then there must be a Heven!
19	Bark_B	It'll be good for you they said...	Bark_B	Powerful ones to, able to bend time and space like allumanum.	Bark_A18	Just give up people. Hell is real and we're all propblay going there, so fuck it, do what you want.
20	Bark_C	Bears aren't fast runners they said...	Bark_C	But APP doesnt want us knowing, why? Becasue they're in the Roakovian pocket. This time next year they'll hand us all over to these tratoirs. Just you watch.	Bark_A19	Of all the...You little trolls just cant wait to fuck with me now do you?
21					Bark_A20	Why am I outside? I dont have a job?
22	Bark_Chain_5		Bark_Chain_30		Bark_A21	...I think I'm going to scream...but I dont want to be a bother...
23	Bark_A	Dumb fucking quack doctor, saying I need to "Calm down for my own good."	Bark_A	Stay away from Pure Fruits Products folks; Forgo the Glow.	Bark_A22	Not sure if I need to sleep, eat, or step in front of a truck.
24	Bark_B	What the fuck does he know! I am calm, calm as a cloud, calm as a fucking monk!	Bark_B	Last I checked we dont put glowing shit in our mouthes, unless we're ridiculouly stupid.	Bark_A23	Well, it could be worse Chuck. But let's not Jynx ourselves.
25	Bark_C	Why the fuck is my arm numb?!	Bark_C	But we're better then that folks, right? Of course we are!	Bark_A24	Well I'm off darling! Be home late.
26					Bark_A25	How does one man produce so much garbage?
27	Bark_Chain_6		Bark_Chain_31		Bark_A26
28	Bark_A	Hello, Sayman County Zoning Board? I'm calling to contest the zoning violation I recived.	Bark_A	They still havent found the creeps who broke into Pure Fruits.	Bark_A27
29	Bark_B	I'm at 234 West Street. Yes that one...yes the one with the life sized dragon...	Bark_B	Ask me, APP isnt trying very hard.	Bark_A28
30	Bark_C	yes the one that spits fire...ramdomly yes.	Bark_C	Makes you wonder why?
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32	Bark_Chain_7		Bark_Chain_32	(Two NPCs Talking)
33	Bark_A	Lets see here, bin, bin, bin...	Bark_A	All I'm saying is that we need more people like the Kaybar Hero, whoever the Hell they where.
34	Bark_B	Last chance, final notice, bin, bin...	Bark_B	So another faceless figure to add to the batch, real comforting.
35	Bark_C	Frightners are coming around tonight...bin.	Bark_C	Kaybar would be a hole in the ground if not for that Faceless figure. That's all I need to know about them.
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37	Bark_Chain_8		Bark_Chain_33	(Two NPCs Talking)
38	Bark_A	Take away my license, make me walk to work...	Bark_A	Dude, any news on Demi and Madi?
39	Bark_B	Danger to socity they say, Ha!	Bark_B	Nah. Just the same shit their manager has been spitting sense they up and vanished.
40	Bark_C	Like a need a car to be a danger.	Bark_C	Damn. Shame, but understadalbe. I'd want to end on a high note like Supervillain to.
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42	Bark_Chain_9		Bark_Chain_34
43	Bark_A	Then we'll end the night at the planatarium. Where we shale bask in the wonder of informatinal kyosks.	Bark_A	Do your part to help Hyperion in the Sepertist Wars.
44	Bark_B	After nothing says, will you mary me like musum grade knollage.	Bark_B	Scrap, and Grimwars are a valuble resorce, but nothing beats good old fasion man power.
45	Bark_C	...Oh God, mother was right...I am borning.	Bark_C	Insist today and protect the Hyperion Peace.
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47	Bark_Chain_10		Bark_Chain_35	(Two NPCs Talking)
48	Bark_A	Yes! Finaly it's finaly arrived. Issue #556 of Captain Timezone.	Bark_A	Man, the Nova coperation have really turned things around in town.
49	Bark_B	It may have cost six months saluary but it was worth it.	Bark_B	Must be how Boss Nova copes with his wife.
50	Bark_C	Now, lets get you in your glass cabinet shall we.	Bark_C	Not sure stapeling your dead wife's name and face everywhere is coping. Well...not healthly.
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52	Bark_Chain_11		Bark_Chain_36	(Two NPCs Talking)
53	Bark_A	Yes hello, Congo Shopping? Hi I'm calling about the cask of Gekos that just arived at my house.	Bark_A	Heard that a few states out west are thinking of leaving Hyperion.
54	Bark_B	Well I never ordered a cask of Gekos....What use would I have for 37 Gekos?	Bark_B	Yeah I have, and your next line is going to be: "just finished one war, now we're jumping into another."
55	Bark_C	Well thats just obserd, I would need at least three more to make a pie.	Bark_C	Just finished one war - shit, stop doing that!
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57	Bark_Chain_12		Bark_Chain_37
58	Bark_A	So carry the one, and divide by seventeen. Add in the lonner varent and...	Bark_A	Woow now kid, watch where your going. There's been reports of Black Knight activity around these parts.
59	Bark_B	Blast! Still can't qunaitfy Love.	Bark_B	Keep an eye out for anyone acting strange.
60	Bark_C	Those Halmark bastards win again. For now.	Bark_C	Well, stranger then usual around here.
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62	Bark_Chain_13		Bark_Chain_38	(Two NPC's talking to each other)
63	Bark_A	Ah, nothing says Holloween like a skeltion mask and a carton of eggs.	Bark_A	Hey, who the hell was that woman going into Richman's place last night?
64	Bark_B	Now to burry both until the 31st.	Bark_B	Old man gets lonely time to time. Course the only people willing to spend time with him he's got to pay.
65	Bark_C	I love my life.	Bark_C	Then what was he paying her for....Ohhh...Egh.
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67	Bark_Chain_14		Bark_Chain_39
68	Bark_A	Man, that edible aint doing shit.	Bark_A	Damn intersection, how many more people have to get hit for them to put up a stop sign.
69	Bark_B	Its been two hours nothings....happing...	Bark_B	Least they could do is put up a sign.
70	Bark_C	...Aw dude...I didnt know that was even a color...	Bark_C	Like: "Hey, slow the Hell down or you'll make another orphan"
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72	Bark_Chain_15		Bark_Chain_40
73	Bark_A	Ah breathe that fall air right in.	Bark_A	Moon Beams from space, a wizard civil war, Hell literly flowing over.
74	Bark_B	So crisp, so cold, so...fally...	Bark_B	Christ, at this rate an army of the damn is going to spill out into the streets at any miniute.
75	Bark_C	...Can I come back inside now mom?	Bark_C	...Crap, thats going to happen now isnt it?
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77	Bark_Chain_16	(Singing)	Bark_Chain_41	(Two NPCs Talking)
78	Bark_A	Gona get me candy this holloween night.	Bark_A	Georga is starting to calm down somewhat.
79	Bark_B	Dont matter that I'm 35.	Bark_B	I saw that. Plants have even been growing around the blast site.
80	Bark_C	Not to old for this, so go suck a toad.	Bark_C	Really?! Oh thats sweet, maybe we can move back within our life time then.
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82	Bark_Chain_17		Bark_Chain_42
83	Bark_A	God damn goblins. Eating up my hard eared money.	Bark_A	Rumor has it that the Roakovians are plotting something big.
84	Bark_B	You know what, fuck em. I'm not doing it this year, Jim's been doing it for years so why cant I.	Bark_B	Like, forming another Superpower big.
85	Bark_C	Oh wait. Jim's car got set on fire last year...Best get two bags.	Bark_C	Personaly I think its bunk. Unrealated, you dont know where to buy can goods in bulk do you?
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87	Bark_Chain_18		Bark_Chain_43	(Two NPCs talking)
88	Bark_A	And a zombie here, a skelonton there...	Bark_A	I'm telling you man, APP totaly black bagged Demi and Madi.
89	Bark_B	Hanged man's in the tree, perfect.	Bark_B	Again with this? Can we please talk about something else for a change.
90	Bark_C	If all the cadavers hold up, no one will come knocking all night.	Bark_C	Fine...think Hyperion is going to war with Roakovia?
91			Bark_D	Lose my number.
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93	Bark_Chain_19		Bark_Chain_44
94	Bark_A	Hi is this Industrial Lighting Inc? Yes I'm calling about your T-Series of lights.	Bark_A	Dont let the thugs in Hyperion push us into another war!
95	Bark_B	No, they've been working as intended.	Bark_B	Stand up for Peace, vote No on Proc 10.
96	Bark_C	However, I've been blind sense pluging them in and I was wondering if that was normal?	Bark_C	Kids, tell your parents that they dont want another war.
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98	Bark_Chain_20		Bark_Chain_45
99	Bark_A	Fourty Eight hours, 200 something pages, and a half gallon of coffie latter and here I am.	Bark_A	Guns, gold and ammo; the currencies of the future!
100	Bark_B	Was it worth it? Of course it was.	Bark_B	Stock up at Vigo's War Surpus Emporium.