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DateSemesterNameGenderSchool# CommentsRather Give Up Oral Sex or Cheese?Full ReplyNotesurl
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4/29/13Spring 2013Melissa KravitzfemaleGS/JTS15Oral SexAll of my grandparents are still alive, so I’m going to say oral sex to make them feel more comfortable trying to email this to all their friends.http://bwog.com/2013/04/29/senior-wisdom-melissa-kravitz/
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4/30/13Spring 2013Evan WelbermaleCC29Oral SexThe week I spent in Paris thinking I was lactose intolerant was the worst week of my life.http://bwog.com/2013/04/30/senior-wisdom-evan-welber/
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5/1/13Spring 2013Diana ClarkefemaleCC18CheeseI have never gotten a stomach ache from oral sex.http://bwog.com/2013/05/01/senior-wisdom-diana-clarke/
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5/2/13Spring 2013Bob VulfovmaleCC27CheeseWell. At one point or another, I’ve definitely gotten lockjaw from both. Only one, however, has given me high cholesterol. So, fuck off, cheese.http://bwog.com/2013/05/02/senior-wisdom-bob-vulfov/
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5/4/13Spring 2013Jack DickeymaleCC30N/A or BothThe Deadspin offices are in Nolita, and on a quick walk down Mott Street one can find both of the aforementioned at unbeatable quality and competitive prices. If you’re ever lucky enough to set foot in Di Palo’s, and you try their mozzarella and Parmigiano-Reggiano, you will have a tough time answering this question, as I do. Ask me again after I’ve left New York and can find only Velveeta and Land O’Lakes! Then I will be resolute.http://bwog.com/2013/05/04/senior-wisdom-jack-dickey/
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5/5/13Spring 2013Evan BurgermaleCC27Oral SexMidwestern cuisine is very dairy-heavy… It’s a tough decision, but I can’t cut myself off from my culinary roots.http://bwog.com/2013/05/05/senior-wisdom-evan-burger/
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5/6/13Spring 2013Yanyi LuofemaleCC30N/A or BothBoth arguments would have holes in them.http://bwog.com/2013/05/06/senior-wisdom-yanyi-luo/
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5/6/13Spring 2013Eli GrobermaleCC20Oral SexI guess I’d give up oral sex. Because if I have to, I can give myself cheese.http://bwog.com/2013/05/06/senior-wisdom-eli-grober/
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5/7/13Spring 2013Gavin McGownmaleCC38CheeseWith only one can you eat out for free.http://bwog.com/2013/05/07/senior-wisdom-gavin-mcgown/
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5/7/13Spring 2013Rachel FerrarifemaleBarnard12CheeseNothing beats dat muscular hydrostat. Not trunks or tentacles, I’m not that kinky.http://bwog.com/2013/05/07/senior-wisdom-rachel-ferrari/
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5/8/13Spring 2013Rega JhafemaleCC23CheeseI’ve dreaded this moment terribly because, hard as it is, I need to answer in a way that doesn’t make my parents and future employers hate me. So, mom, dad, powerful magazine editors, since I’d like for you all to know that I am a well-adjusted and reasonable human being: bye, cheese.http://bwog.com/2013/05/08/senior-wisdom-rega-jha/
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5/8/13Spring 2013Mason SilbermaleCC36Oral SexHave you ever tried an H17 without cheese? I’m not about that life.http://bwog.com/2013/05/08/senior-wisdom-mason-silber/
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5/9/13Spring 2013Tyler BenedictmaleCC29Oral SexLast time I checked, you couldn’t get free blowjobs at Westside on Fridays. So yeah, I’ll stick with cheese.http://bwog.com/2013/05/09/senior-wisdom-tyler-benedict/
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5/10/13Spring 2013Rachel Nash BronsteinfemaleBarnard35CheeseI’d give up cheese. [The rest of this answer has been redacted by the Fun Police.]http://bwog.com/2013/05/10/senior-wisdom-rachel-nash-bronstein/
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5/10/13Spring 2013Matt MartinezmaleCC21Oral SexSorry, there are just so many cheeses in this world that I have yet to try! And what a feta way to explore the world than through food? I’d be so bleu if I couldn’t eat cheese, or worse, I’d turn into a cheese-craving munster for the rest of my life.http://bwog.com/2013/05/10/senior-wisdom-matt-martinez/
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5/11/13Spring 2013David HumaleSEAS15CheeseCheese.http://bwog.com/2013/05/11/senior-wisdom-david-hu/
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5/11/13Spring 2013Louise McCunefemaleCC11Oral SexOral sex.http://bwog.com/2013/05/11/senior-wisdom-louise-mCCune/
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5/12/13Spring 2013Michael SamuelsmaleCC27CheeseCheese.http://bwog.com/2013/05/12/senior-wisdom-michael-samuels/
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5/12/13Spring 2013Andrea Garcia VargasfemaleCC37CheeseWhen I was 7, I was eating a cheese sandwich at my grandmother’s house and the cheese had gone bad. My mother didn’t realize this and tried to get me to finish the sandwich despite my tearful pleas. That traumatizing experience left a nasty taste in my mouth. Oral sex has never left a nasty taste in my mouth. I’ll leave you to munch on that.http://bwog.com/2013/05/12/senior-wisdom-andrea-garcia-vargas/
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5/13/13Spring 2013Eva SuarezfemaleCC34Cheese?It’s probably a cop-out to simply acknowledge that I am lactose intolerant, so I’ll just come out and say it: I hate cheese, and I think it’s gross. People talk about it all the time and I don’t get it. Then again, people talk about oral sex all the time too and I don’t get that, either.http://bwog.com/2013/05/13/senior-wisdom-eva-suarez/
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5/13/13Spring 2013Natalie RobehmedfemaleCC24oral sex?A cheese ethnographer once guest lectured a Food, Ecology, and Globalisation class I took. It seemed like a ful-filling oCCupation. ;)http://bwog.com/2013/05/13/senior-wisdom-natalie-robehmed/
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5/14/13Spring 2013Ryan MandelbaummaleCC55CheeseImagine the increase in the general physical health of the human population in a world without cheese. Think about how attractive and healthy everyone would be, and how exciting and great the oral sex would be. Now imagine the drastic decrease in the general psychological health of the human population in a world without oral sex, all smelly and out of shape because they have nothing but cheese to fulfill their carnal desires. Ladies, gentlemen, etc, the answer is obvious.http://bwog.com/2013/05/14/senior-wisdom-ryan-mandelbaum/
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5/14/13Spring 2013James Bennett IImaleCC27CheeseI was always taught to recognize the talents of your own and respect those of others. That said, I’ve never heard, given, or received praise for eating cheese. Open and shut case, Johnson.http://bwog.com/2013/05/14/senior-wisdom-james-bennett-ii/
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5/15/13Spring 2013Brian WagnerMaleSEAS20Cheese?No one ever got judged for eating cheese in public. Actually, I take that back. But it’s gonna be real awkward explaining to my grandmother why I don’t eat cheeseburgers anymore.http://bwog.com/2013/05/15/senior-wisdom-brian-wagner/
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5/15/13Spring 2013Will HughesMaleCC47N/A?In the words of Ms. Goldman, I prefer my pizza smothered in dicks.http://bwog.com/2013/05/15/senior-wisdom-will-hughes/
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5/15/13Spring 2013Yoshiaki KoMaleCC16Oral SexProbably oral sex. There are other ways to sex, but there are no other ways to cheese.http://bwog.com/2013/05/15/senior-wisdom-yoshiaki-ko/
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5/15/13Spring 2013Sophie FlackFemaleGS30Oral SexI went out in a blizzard to find us some cheese.http://bwog.com/2013/05/15/senior-wisdom-sophie-flack/
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5/16/13Spring 2013Meriam RaoufFemaleCC23Cheese?If you have to ask, you’re doing it wrong.http://bwog.com/2013/05/16/senior-wisdom-meriam-raouf/
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5/16/13Spring 2013Claire DuvalletFemaleSEAS8Oral SexI’m French and Westside’s on my way home. This has been a no-brainer for years now.http://bwog.com/2013/05/16/senior-wisdom-claire-duvallet/
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5/16/13Spring 2013Serena PiolFemaleCC17Oral Sex?I’m lactose intolerant, yet I wrote my thesis on milk and I eat cheese multiple times a day.http://bwog.com/2013/05/16/senior-wisdom-serena-piol/
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5/17/13Spring 2013David FineMaleCC24CheeseWhen wit fails, truth prevails: cheese.http://bwog.com/2013/05/17/senior-wisdom-david-fine/
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5/17/13Spring 2013Daniel BonnerMaleCC22CheeseCheese.http://bwog.com/2013/05/17/senior-wisdom-daniel-bonner/
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5/17/13Spring 2013Steele SternbergMaleCC17N/A or BothSo…I’m about 99% sure that future students of mine are going to Google me in a fit of procrastination. Therefore, I decline to answer this and, to those future students, go do your homework and/or go to bed at a reasonable time.http://bwog.com/2013/05/17/senior-wisdom-steele-sternberg/
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5/17/13Spring 2013Christine LiuFemaleSEAS16Oral SexMy favorite story to tell at parties is about the time I aCCidentally mixed Brie Cheese and chocolate together and how my life quality has increased since then.http://bwog.com/2013/05/17/senior-wisdom-christine-liu/
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5/18/13Spring 2013Matthew SchantzMaleCC10CheeseCheese: Cows can’t give consent; I can.http://bwog.com/2013/05/18/senior-wisdom-matthew-schantz/
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5/18/13Spring 2013Chris SilverbergMaleCC10CheeseCheese.http://bwog.com/2013/05/18/senior-wisdom-chris-silverberg/
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5/18/13Spring 2013Steven CastellanoMaleCC53Oral SexI come from a family that prides itself on its prodigious Italian cooking, a family that includes Snooki’s husband-to-be. My answer should therefore be more or less clear.http://bwog.com/2013/05/18/senior-wisdom-steven-castellano/
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5/18/13Spring 2013Mary ByersFemaleSEAS11Oral Sex(?)One pairs better with wine, so I’m sticking with that.http://bwog.com/2013/05/18/senior-wisdom-mary-byers/
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5/19/13Spring 2013Elizabeth PowerfemaleCC14CheeseCheese. (Side note, though: I think this question would be great jumping-off point for an awesome/awful B movie wherein a game of Insane Hypotheticals goes terribly, terribly wrong—because of, like, an ancient curse or something—and the players have to live out the choices they make in the game. This could also be an excellent trashy YA novel, come to think of it.)http://bwog.com/2013/05/19/senior-wisdom-elizabeth-power/
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5/19/13Spring 2013Nick BiekertmaleSEAS32N/A or BothSure, why not.http://bwog.com/2013/05/19/senior-wisdom-nick-biekert/
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5/19/13Spring 2013Sylvie KrekowfemaleBarnard13Oral SexThere are aCCeptable substitutions for oral sex, but the same can’t be said for cheese (nope, don’t get me started on “soy cheese”).http://bwog.com/2013/05/19/senior-wisdom-sylvie-krekow/
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5/19/13Spring 2013Jennifer WisdomfemaleGS10Oral SexThough both claim merit, Cheddar and Gouda prevail- Cheese is too yummy.It's a Haikuhttp://bwog.com/2013/05/19/senior-wisdom-jennifer-wisdom/
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5/20/13Spring 2013Lia FriedmanfemaleCC9Cheese?“How can you govern a country which has two hundred and forty-six varieties of cheese?” — Charles de Gaulle, 1962http://bwog.com/2013/05/21/senior-wisdom-lia-friedman/
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5/20/13Spring 2013Timothy S. ReichmannmaleSEAS8N/A?I’ve had good cheese, I’ve had bad cheese, at least some portion of that is not true of oral sex.http://bwog.com/2013/05/20/senior-wisdom-timothy-s-reichmann/
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5/20/13Spring 2013Brian DriscollmaleGS9Oral SexWho could give up cheese? Vegans are stupid.http://bwog.com/2013/05/20/senior-wisdom-brian-driscoll/
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5/21/13Spring 2013Josh JohnsonmaleCC14CheeseCheese who?http://bwog.com/2013/05/21/senior-wisdom-josh-johnson/
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5/21/13Spring 2013John Lubeen HamiltonmaleCC6N/A?LOOK AT WHAT CHEESE DOES TO PEOPLE! The choice really is obvious, word to Akinyele & Danny Brownhttp://bwog.com/2013/05/21/senior-wisdom-john-lubeen-hamilton/
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5/22/13Spring 2013Allie CurryfemaleCC6CheeseCheese. NEXThttp://bwog.com/2013/05/22/senior-wisdom-allie-curry/
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5/22/13Spring 2013Logan DonovanfemaleSEAS7CheeseCheesehttp://bwog.com/2013/05/22/senior-wisdom-logan-donovan/
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5/22/13Spring 2013Claire SabelfemaleCC9N/A or BothOne thing most people don’t know about me is that I’m incredibly indecisive. I’ve known this question was looming since the day I turned in my editor’s invisibility cloak, and I can honestly say I just don’t know. But it’s about the journey, not the destination right? I’m glad that I will carry this burden with me on the path to enlightenment.http://bwog.com/2013/05/22/senior-wisdom-claire-sabel/
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5/22/13Spring 2013Alex JonesmaleCC12Oral SexI honestly can’t imagine life without pizza, Kraft Mac ‘n Cheese, or mozz sticks.http://bwog.com/2013/05/22/senior-wisdom-alex-jones/
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5/23/13Spring 2013Carolyn RuvkunfemaleCC8N/A or BothDepends on the consistency.http://bwog.com/2013/05/23/senior-wisdom-carolyn-ruvkun/
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5/23/13Spring 2013Constance BoozerfemaleCC6Oral SexColumbia alum Clifton Fadiman once said, “Cheese is milk’s leap towards immortality.” In my humble opinion, Cheez-its is cheese’s leap towards immortality realized in vending machines in these days of modernity.http://bwog.com/2013/05/23/senior-wisdom-constance-boozer/
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5/24/13Spring 2013Sakina PashafemaleBarnard27Oral SexDespite my recent enlightenment about the joys of the absence of cheese from the lives of people who suffer from hypolactasia, I sadly don’t think I could ever give up something that can provide me as much pleasure in public that is socially-aCCeptable as cheese could.http://bwog.com/2013/05/24/senior-wisdom-sakina-a-pasha/
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5/24/13Spring 2013Jasper ClyattmaleCC19Oral SexI’m lactose intolerant, but that’s a bullshit copout and we all know it. Besides, I eat dairy and cheese all the time anyway. Lactaid invented delicious vanilla-flavored chewable tablets so I can enjoy my dairy products without discomfort. So no, I wouldn’t give up cheese.http://bwog.com/2013/05/24/senior-wisdom-jasper-clyatt/
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5/25/13Spring 2013Randolph Carr IIImaleCC31CheeseI’ve had good cheese and I’ve had bad cheese. I’ve had cheese that I could have done without. I’ve had cheese that makes me feel on top of the world. I’ve had thoroughly matured cheese, ripened to perfection. I’ve been given many cheeses, of different flavors. I enjoy cheese. Moist cheese and even dry, crumbly cheese. I will rarely turn down cheese: Red Leicester, Tilsit, Caerphilly, or whatever the Cheese Shop has in store. But, when faced with an ultimatum of such dire consequences, before one could blink, I would give up cheese.possibly a reference to a previous oral sex answerhttp://bwog.com/2013/05/25/senior-wisdom-randolph-carr-iii/
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5/25Spring 2013Karishma HabbufemaleCC16Oral SexMy anxiety over providing a witty response to this question almost kept me from writing a Senior Wisdom. Bwog, I got nothing except to say that cheese has never disappointed me.http://bwog.com/2013/05/25/senior-wisdom-karishma-habbu/
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6/2/13Spring 2013Kapil WattamwarmaleSEAS19Oral SexCheese vs OS. There’s a real Kraft to answering tough questions with logic. I’ll try my best to reason it out without letting anything slip pastyoureyes. But please don’t have a cow if you disagree with me. Let me approach this with our freshmen, the babies of Columbia, in mind. When they enter these gates, OS is not the first thing on their minds – rather, they are hungry and look at their dining options. But without cheese, even thinGS which couldn’t get worse would get udderly worse – imagine john jay pizza without cheese. “Mac and cheese” would just be called “mac”, and people may confuse it with laptops or makeup, leading to health hazards. I won’t comment on Hewitt pizza because we all know that it’s legendairy. There is a subset of freshmen who don’t shower and who would begin to emit odors, possibly cheese-like. These freshmen would reap the benefits of both entities under question even if they were to give up cheese. This is unfair to those who DO shower. Based on established priorities and standards of fairness, there is no whey I can justify letting cheese go. It is and will always be grater than OS.http://bwog.com/2013/06/02/senior-wisdom-kapil/
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12/13/2013Fall 2013Benjie FrielingMaleSEAS8CheeseAs the former regent to the throne of Busserfest (a festive Jewish meal on the week when the Torah section concerning the flood and celebrating the subsequent permission by G-d for Noah to eat meat; created by Columbia alum Scott Susser, continued until recently by Jeffrey Susser ’13 SEAS, and passed down to future generations by yours truly), I must eschew cheese.http://bwog.com/2013/12/11/senior-wisdom-benjie-frieling/
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12/14/2013Fall 2013Pazia MillerFemaleBarnard10N/A or BothAudre Lorde once said, “Our erotic knowledge empowers us, becomes a lens through which we scrutinize all aspects of our existence, forcing us to evaluate those aspects honestly in terms of their relative meaning within our lives. And this is a grave responsibility, projected from within each of us, not to settle for the convenient, the shoddy, the conventionally expected, nor the merely safe.”http://bwog.com/2013/12/13/senior-wisdom-pazia-miller/
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12/15/2013Fall 2013Kendall TuckerFemaleCC16Cheese"(If you are my mom who I know will read this at some point, please stop reading here. Thanks for your support! xxx) // The obvious answer to this question is cheese, but then this bodes the follow-up question of whether we are all going to shout “say oral sex!” before taking a picture. I don’t know how I feel about that, but I still say it’s worth it."http://bwog.com/2013/12/15/senior-wisdom-kendall-tucker/
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12/16/2013Fall 2013Kyla CheungFemaleBarnard16Cheese (?)I am lactose intolerant. Lactaid helps. Lactaid is expensive. Aaaand I am cryptic.http://bwog.com/2013/12/16/senior-wisdom-kyla-cheung/
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12/17/2013Fall 2013Stephen SnowderMaleGS14N/A or Both"I would rather envision a scenario in which this is a choice I might possibly have to make..."this answer is very longhttp://bwog.com/2013/12/17/senior-wisdom-stephen-snowder/
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12/18/2013Fall 2013Kenneth ZaudererMaleCC13CheeseI’d say cheese. I know what you’re thinking mom, “But all you eat is pizza and mac n’ cheese!” Some thinGS are just worth dying for…http://bwog.com/2013/12/18/senior-wisdom-kenneth-zauderer/
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12/19/2013Fall 2013Jess LevensonFemaleBarnard11N/A or BothMy friend told me this will be googleable so I’ll use this as an opportunity to tell you the best way to eat cheese: in your bed (shout out to Liz Lemon and her Night Cheese).http://bwog.com/2013/12/19/senior-wisdom-jess-levenson/
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12/20/2013Fall 2013Liora HostykFemaleBarnard6CheeseThe former would make the world a sadder/ more stressed place, while the latter would mean FeelGood would have to change its business model (to using the former?). But I’ve just been made aware that cheese production is pretty wasteful, so for the sake of pretending to be sustainable, sorry FeelGood (or you’re welcome FeelGood for a great business idea! You can even keep the name)http://bwog.com/2013/12/20/senior-wisdom-liora-hostyk/
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12/30/2013Fall 2013Savannah FletcherFemaleCC10CheeseI think this ceased to be a hypothetical question after I gave up cheese a year ago.http://bwog.com/2013/12/30/senior-wisdom-savannah-fletcher/
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4/25/2014Spring 2014Evelyn JagodafemaleCC12Oral SexI grew up in a kosher home so I’m used to not having pork in my mouth.http://bwog.com/2014/04/25/senior-wisdom-evelyn-jagoda/
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4/26/2014Spring 2014Ryan KendallmaleGS12N/A or BothThis question is uncivilized! Pro tip: If you are doing the first one enthusiastically enough and follow up with related activities, then you are going to need a light snack afterwards. Allow me to recommend cheese.http://bwog.com/2014/04/26/senior-wisdom-ryan-kendall/
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4/27/2014Spring 2014 Lacey TompkinsfemaleBarnard7oral sex?When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.http://bwog.com/2014/04/27/senior-wisdom-lacey-tompkins/
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4/28/2014Spring 2014 Reid JenkinsmaleCC25N/A or BothFor all of the people like me who have spent sleepless nights hanging on this decision, fear not! After some google-driven reconnaissance, I have learned that cheese and oral sex are not mutually exclusive! Of my findinGS, this is (by far) the most presentable.http://bwog.com/2014/04/28/senior-wisdom-reid-jenkins/
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4/29/2014Spring 2014Lena RogowfemaleCC16Oral SexI would eat a log of goat cheese over a log of anything else any day.http://bwog.com/2014/04/29/senior-wisdom-lena-rogow/
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4/30/2014Spring 2014Misha SolomonfemaleCC26N/A or Both///answer about smegma redacted in case I want a job///http://bwog.com/2014/04/30/senior-wisdom-misha-solomon/
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5/1/14Spring 2014Salonee BhamanfemaleCC13CheeseI made a large pro/con list, but feel that the true stakes and bounds of this question can be summed up on these two axis: 1. Have I ever been let down by cheese? (No.) 2. But...http://bwog.com/2014/05/01/senior-wisdom-salonee-bhaman/
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5/2/14Spring 2014Sophie LiebermanfemaleBarnard21CheeseAlthough my desire for both is very high, I have only experienced a stomach ache as a result of one. And I hate stomach aches. So… farewell, my beloved cheese.http://bwog.com/2014/05/02/senior-wisdom-sophie-lieberman/
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5/3/14Spring 2014Finn VigelandmaleCC19CheeseIs this supposed to be difficult? Look, if this question were “oral sex or Gruyère” or “all types of sex or all types of cheese,” then you’d have yourself a fairer playing field.http://bwog.com/2014/05/03/senior-wisdom-finn-vigeland/
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5/4/14Spring 2014Max DanielmaleGS11Oral SexAnything that can taste better after being curdled, exposed to mold, and stored in a cave for 8 months is too magical to ever give up.http://bwog.com/2014/05/04/senior-wisdom-max-daniel/
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5/4/14Spring 2014Diana GuytonfemaleCC18Oral SexBecause there is no Mellow Mushroom pizza without cheese, there is no Diana Guyton without cheese.http://bwog.com/2014/05/04/senior-wisdom-diana-guyton/
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5/5/2014Spring 2014Shelby SwartzfemaleBarnard10CheeseWell, I am violently lactose intolerant (see “finding your comfort stall” above) but I still eat cheese, milk etc. Thus, I’ve acted far more desperately for cheese than I ever had for oral sex. Alas, it’s time to grow up and put my health first—I’m giving up the cheese.http://bwog.com/2014/05/05/senior-wisdom-shelby-swartz/
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5/5/2014Spring 2014Milo InglehartfemaleCC13oral sex ??Debates on puritan legacies and the conditions of the dairy industry aside, I think I’ve got to go with the fact that one raises your blood pressure and one lowers it.http://bwog.com/2014/05/05/senior-wisdom-milo-inglehart/
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5/6/14Spring 2014Roko RumoramaleCC27CheeseI used to spend my nights working on my night cheese. I spend my nights differently now.another reference to night cheese: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxqycijBUn0http://bwog.com/2014/05/06/senior-wisdom-roko-rumora/
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5/6/2014Spring 2014Gabby BeansfemaleCC10CheeseYou can die of hunger, but thirst is a speedier killer.http://bwog.com/2014/05/06/senior-wisdom-gabby-beans/
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5/7/14Spring 2014Dimitri NouveaumaleGS21N/A or BothFreshman year: cheese. Senior year: oral sex. Or the opposite.http://bwog.com/2014/05/07/senior-wisdom-dimitri-nouveau/
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5/7/14Spring 2014Liana GergelyfemaleBarnard12Oral SexMy mom is from Paris, and part of my preliminary education was learning the French pronunciation of some of the smelliest (yet most expensive?) cheeses, so I fear if I gave up cheese, I’d get disowned, or just seriously have to resist temptation at some of her dinner parties.http://bwog.com/2014/05/07/senior-wisdom-liana-gergely/
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05/08/2014Spring 2014Samantha GoldfarbFemaleCC16CheeseCheese.http://bwog.com/2014/05/08/senior-wisdom-samantha-goldfarb/
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05/08/14Spring 2014Jake DavidsonMaleCC11N/A or BothI would pick a different hypothetical and wish for more wishes.http://bwog.com/2014/05/08/senior-wisdom-jake-davidson/
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5/9/2014Spring 2014Olivia HarrisFemaleCC23CheeseNot even a question, as I haven’t had cheese in years. No regrets.http://bwog.com/2014/05/09/senior-wisdom-olivia-harris/
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5/10/2014Spring 2014Ryan MorganMaleSEAS22Oral SexHave you ever even tried pizza? Sorry, ladies.http://bwog.com/2014/05/10/senior-wisdom-ryan-morgan/
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5/11/2014Spring 2014Ben HarrisMaleCCCheese?Deantini says actuarial estimates give us 62 more living years…that seems like a long time without eating brie.http://bwog.com/2014/05/11/senior-wisdom-ben-harris/
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5/11/2014Spring 2014Sarina BhandariFemaleCC22N/A or BothNohttp://bwog.com/2014/05/11/senior-wisdom-sarina-bhandari/
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5/12/14Spring 2014Grace RosenfemaleCC25CheeseOk, so my favorite thing too cook is to take an single egg, scramble it in a bowl, and then add a heaping handful of shredded cheese (preferably taco blend). You stir it up and believe it or not if you stir hard enough it begins to take on a consistency similar to pancake batter. Now add more cheese. Keep adding and stirring until it resembles brownie batter, only cheesy. It requires literally like a full cup of shredded cheese. Take a small sauce pan and melt a tablespoon of butter. Get the pan pretty hot and then add your batter. Let it fry up until it begins to bubble. Flip it over to reveal this gloriously crispy, crusted, oozing egg-cheese pancake. Then, while it’s still in the pan, delicately sprinkle even more shredded cheese on top of it. Once it’s done, serve with sour cream and quac and potentially more shredded cheese. It’s the most delicious, gluten free, quasi-quesadilla masterpiece that will ever touch your tongue. I eat it like once a day, you can ask my roommate. I can’t imagine a more delicious food. // But I could live without it.http://bwog.com/2014/05/12/senior-wisdom-grace-rosen/
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5/13/14Spring 2014Gerardo RomomaleCC23Cheese??? I would give up cheese. Oral sex is such an integral part of the queer experience.http://bwog.com/2014/05/13/senior-wisdom-gerardo-romo/
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5/13Spring 2014Sam PeltzfemaleCC17Cheese(?)Unlike cheese, lesbian activities do not come in very many varieties.http://bwog.com/2014/05/13/senior-wisdom-sam-peltz/
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5/14/14Spring 2014Arvin AhmadimaleCC14Oral SexOral sex is an anagram for Loraxes so the Dr. Seuss fan in me is tempted to keep it, but I love cheese too much.http://bwog.com/2014/05/14/senior-wisdom-arvin-ahmadi/
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5/14Spring 2014Claire Kao and Mahima ChablanifemaleCC & SEAS30Oral SexOral Sex !!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 We love cheese !!!!!!!!!!!!!http://bwog.com/2014/05/14/senior-wisdom-claire-kao-and-mahima-chablani/
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5/15/14Spring 2014Yoachim HaynesmaleSEAS6CheeseCHEEZE! Dairy products make me break out. Oral sex hasn’t done that to me yet…http://bwog.com/2014/05/15/senior-wisdom-yoachim-haynes/
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5/17/14Spring 2014Maddy PopkinfemaleBarnard8Cheesei don’t have anything clever to say. cheese.http://bwog.com/2014/05/17/senior-wisdom-maddy-popkin/
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5/18/14Spring 2014Prashant DhanrajmaleSEAS7Oral SexDefinitely oral sex. Cheese is one of the few thinGS in life that will always unconditionally love you back.http://bwog.com/2014/05/18/senior-wisdom-prashant-dhanraj/
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5/19/14Spring 2014Rakhi AgrawalfemaleBarnard15Oral SexWhichever one makes me FeelGood–that’s the one I’ll have, please!Reference to feel good, may it rest in peace, but they delivered grilled cheese to peoplehttp://bwog.com/2014/05/19/senior-wisdom-rakhi-agrawal/
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