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NOTE: please add your events below. We will print a (probably nightly) broadsheet listing the next days events.
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What is an event? It could be a talk, a workshop, a discussion group, a debate, a demonstration, a class, a performance, a competition, etc. etc. Pretty much anything that involves a rough time, place, and thing, and for which you'd like more people than just yourself.
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insert rows as needed. unless otherwise indicated, pants are optional
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DateName & DescriptionTimeIslandLocation (tbd is fine; we will help you find locations; see Location tab below for ideas)Person/people running itContact infoDescription/Notes
Choose Your Own Field
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Mon Jul 16Ephemerisle Radio Net11:00 AMRadioRadioDrew/Trevor
We are going to do a radio net every morning at 10am
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A talk you are unprepared to give, while wearing no pants
noonDIYslandin front of everybodyyou
DIYsland will also not be ready on Monday. But your audience will be eagerly awaiting your wisdom.
you will be put on a schedule and notified at the last minute after there is a large expectant audience gathered to hear your words. It'll be just like that dream including no pants.
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Blues Kazoos: A Blues House Singalong5:00 PMElysiumDownstairs Blues houseMaura/Adam
maura.church@gmail.com
Come join the kazoo chorus!
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Have You No Shame? Adopt A ShameongoingDIYslandThe Pontunery
Crowdsourced/self-serve
tenminutedate@gmail.com
Dropped a drill in the river? Built with two kinds of screw heads? You didn't, but SOMEONE did... Wear their Shame proudly. Shame cards/stickers will be available for adoption.
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Tues Jul 17Deep Housewarming byo cocktail party4-7 PMElysiumMovie barge or jazz clubSpacekitty703-203-8262
Chill beats and cocktails. Bring your own intoxicants. We'll see if we're able to get enough stuff set up to make this happen.
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Find Love & Life Partner via Sci/Tech2:00 PMElysium/MazapetaProbably movie bargeChristine Peterson
text to 650-823-5100 or VHS
Learn the fastest way to find your life partner. also doing free private consults
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painting/drawing attendees
10am - 3pm
Blues HouseBlues House roofKatie Herzog
katieherzogstudio@sonic.net
I will be making paintings and prints of willing subjects and hope to set up a tent that will serve as an art studio where folks can chill out while I paint them. Nudity encouraged, not required.
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Ephemerisle Radio Net11:00 AMRadioRadioDrew/Trevor
We are going to do a radio net every morning at 10am
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Kind Protest1:00 PMElysiumTBDMaura/Adam
maura.church@gmail.com
Protesting but like, with kind words.
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"*Instant* Enlightenment (In Only 10 Minutes): How To Be the DMT You Want to See In the World."
2:00 PMTBDTBDKevin/Jonathan
Learn how to (possibly) stimulate endogenous DMT production through eye gazing
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Have you No Shame? Adopt someone's ShameongoingDIYslandSelf-Serve Midway CarnivalYou
tenminutedate@gmail.com
Were you an accomplice to the buying of a project boat? Borrowed a kayak without asking? Used the battery end of a drill to hammer something? You didn't, but SOMEONE did. Wear their shame for them. Make them proud
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Wed Jul 18Find Love & Life Partner via Sci/TechNoonElysium/MazapetaProbably movie bargeChristine Peterson
text to 650-823-5100 or VHS
Learn the fastest way to find your life partner. also doing free private consults
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painting/drawing attendees
10am - 3pm
Blues HouseBlues House roofKatie Herzog
katieherzogstudio@sonic.net
I will be making paintings and prints of willing subjects and hope to set up a tent that will serve as an art studio where folks can chill out while I paint them. Nudity encouraged, not required.
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Ephemerisle Radio Net11:00 AMRadioRadioDrew/Trevor
We are going to do a radio net every morning at 10am
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Numenor Verse RecitaltbdtbdtbdJimjbojbo@gmail.com
We'll take turns reading poems aloud. Practice and bring your favorite, or use one of ours.
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Harmony Singing Jam1:00 PMDIYslandThe PontuneryStellargreystellar@gmail.comLet's blend our voices
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Consent: It's Debatable5:00 PMElysiumTBDJonathan
Consent: Is it always necessary? How should it be given and received? What problems might enthusiastic consent or yes means yes policies unintentionally create? What about people who are traumatized by having to verbalize their desidres? What alternatives or improvements can we pioneer?
This will be a nuanced conversation and is not about on excusing, rationalizing, or justifying bad behavior or bad actors.
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Have you No Shame? Adopt someone's ShameongoingDIYsland
The Self-Serve Midway Carnival
you
tenminutedate@gmail.com
Purchased a boat without partner's consent? Joined someone's breakfast and ate mostly their bacon? You didn't, but SOMEONE did... Wear their Shame proudly. Shame cards/stickers will be available for adoption.
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Th Jul 19Find Love & Life Partner via Sci/TechNoonElysium/MazapetaProbably movie bargeChristine Peterson
text to 650-823-5100 or VHS
Learn the fastest way to find your life partner. also doing free private consults
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Ephemerisle Radio Net11:00 AMRadioRadioDrew/Trevor
We are going to do a radio net every morning at 10am
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Event request : Trevor reads bedtime stories.
Late at night
Pretty please?
while tucking your group cuddle pile in at night
Update: request has been delivered in person by multiple people apparently
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In Honor Of The Pink Prince1100-0000
Venom, Mazapeta, Delta Ream, Siren Island
Leiha White530-588-6246
Celebration of Life for Brendan "Icie" Muranaga (7/22/1988-3/20/2018) Music on Venom, Tea Party @ Siren Island, Dancing on Mazapeta & Delta Ream
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Sean Frenzy Commemorative Competitive Chase2:00 PMElysiumJonathan Cain
All you need to know is contained in these verses. Participants should be prepared to compete across *all* elements: http://ephemerisle.org/index.php/History_of_Ephemerisle#THE_BALLAD_OF_JACK_FRENZY
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Flashmob OrgySundownInfinite IsleHouseboat #69Phalic Fornicar
Flashmob Orgy. key demographic: pre-mature ejaculators with commitment issues
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Acro yoga5:00 PMDIYslandTBD.David Kaufman
davidgilkaufman@gmail.com
Balancing on people is fun. I bet it's more fun when the ground moves. No experience required.
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Chocolate-making7:00 PMElysiumBlues HouseMatt Mistele3059159192
Come learn how to make chocolate! All ingredients provided. But of course, if there's ever something you've wanted to try covering in chocolate, bring it!
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Have you No Shame? Adopt someone's ShameongoingDIYsland
The Self-Serve Midway Carnival
you
tenminutedate@gmail.com
Didn't read the Survival Guide? Can't remember port and Starboard? You didn't, but SOMEONE did... Wear their Shame proudly. Shame cards/stickers will be available for adoption.
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Hot Sake and Hotter stories. How did you lose your virginity?
8:00 PMDIYslandDaniel Azoulaidazoulai@gmail.com
Most of us have lost our virginity, and it might have gotten real weird, real quick. Tell us how it happened over a nice cup o' hot sake!
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Somatic-based meditations for psychological growth, resilience and enjoyment
6:45 PMElysiumWonderlandwatson watsonix@gmail.com
The body as gateway to subconscious. Understand and influence the "you" that you don't see under the hood.
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Beastling: An Oral Storytelling Performance
sunset (8:26p)
ElysiumBlues HouseAlice Yu
fb messenger: yaliceme (preferred), or text 412-992-7418
A young half-human half-fairy prince is caught in a custody battle between his mother’s world and his father’s. This is a live rehearsal of a storytelling show that I'm performing in SOMA in August: bit.ly/beastlingsoma
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Otonomaki (Adult swaddling) and ASMR9:30 PMElysiumBlues HouseJenna/Sameer/Bernice412-552-9312 (bernice)
Adult swaddling + ASMR. Come relax and get wrapped up in head tingles
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Fri Jul 20Memocracy 20182-6 PMElysiumMovie bargeJonathan Cain703-203-8262
Unconference 5 m. talks w/ mandatory 2 m. Q&A. Go controversial & provocative.
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Find Love & Life Partner via Sci/TechNoonElysium/MazapetaProbably movie bargeChristine Peterson
text to 650-823-5100 or VHS
Learn the fastest way to find your life partner. also doing free private consults
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Learn about charging and power off the grid6:30 PMDIYslandkitchenMarc MERLINmarc@merlins.org
I'll be giving a talk based on http://marc.merlins.org/perso/electronics/post_2018-06-30_DC-charging-with-DC-to-DC-conversions-when-off-the-grid.html
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Live music jam7:00 PMDIYslandThe Pontunery
Stellar and Mark Chang
pontunery@gmail.com
The Pontunery has a keyboard, guitars, violin, bass, and other instruments and songbooks for all
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Ephemerisle Radio Net11:00 AMRadioRadioDrew/Trevor
We are going to do a radio net every morning at 10am
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Have you No Shame? Adopt someone's ShameongoingDIYsland
The Self-Serve Midway Carnival
you
tenminutedate@gmail.com
Failed your pirate's license exam? Let your cooler go bad? You didn't, but SOMEONE did... Wear their Shame proudly. Shame cards/stickers will be available for adoption.
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Somatic-based meditations for psychological growth, resilience and enjoyment
6:45 PMElysiumWonderlandwatson watsonix@gmail.com
The body as gateway to subconscious. Understand and influence the "you" that you don't see under the hood.
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ASMR Spa7:00 PMElysiumBlues HouseBernice Yu412-552-9312
A one-on-one ASMR (Autonomous sensory meridian response) spa, first come first serve. Relax and get those good head tingles.
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Beastling: An Oral Storytelling Performance
sunset (8:25p)
ElysiumBlues HouseAlice Yu
fb messenger: yaliceme (preferred), or text 412-992-7418
A young half-human half-fairy prince is caught in a custody battle between his mother’s world and his father’s. This is a live rehearsal of a storytelling show that I'm performing in SOMA in August: bit.ly/beastlingsoma
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The Art of the Blessing: A Writing Workshop~6:00 PMDIYslandPontuneryJacob Lyles703-919-7381
Blessings are a way to share your benevolent intentions for people, to uplift, maintain, and inspire them. They are wonderful gifts for birthdays, holidays, and weddings. Come learn how to write your own
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Sat Jul 21
Q&A: Delorean Hovercraft + Community Submersibles Project
11:00 AMElysiumBlues House
Matt Riese, Shanee Stopnitzky
831-227-7139
Ever wanted to know how to build a hovercraft or the benefits of Delorean Hovercraft ownership (It's for sale!)? Or how to participate in a communal submarine? come find out! Prospective buyers will be given rides and taught how to pilot the Delorean.
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Find Love & Life Partner via Sci/TechNoonElysium/MazapetaProbably movie bargeChristine Peterson
text to 650-823-5100 or VHS
Learn the fastest way to find your life partner. also doing free private consults
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Floaty Water Polo (both floaters and swimmers welcome)
1:00 PMDIYslandTBDNiel Bowerman5106409348
Come play a silly, informal water polo game with floaties and whatever else you want to bring. Life preservers strongly encouraged.
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Support workshop2:00 PMDIYslandThe PontuneryBen Mannme@benjmann.net
Hands-on workshop: what are the different kinds of support + exercises practicing them
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Drinking Chocolate Ritual followed by Ecstatic dance 3:00 PMDIYslandThe Pontunery Tina / Ben
Itme@christina.kim 5712941193
We shall drink some chocolate and we shall dance
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Ephemerisle Radio Net11:00 AMRadioRadioDrew/Trevor
We are going to do a radio net every morning at 10am
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Acoustic Jam4:00 PMVan Boat IslandVan Boat MorrisonBlake/Jake/Henry603 748-2473
Acoustic Jam (Ukes, guitars, drums, all welcome without power)
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Embarrass Yourself TBDDIYslandProbably The PontuneryTina
Itme@christina.kim 5712941193
Do something you’ve always wanted to try but was worried you’d embarrass yourself! Embrace the awkward and embarrassment!
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Have you No Shame? Adopt someone's ShameongoingDIYsland
The Self-Serve Midway Carnival
you
tenminutedate@gmail.com
Got drunk and made out with someone whose politics embarrass you? You didn't, but SOMEONE did... Wear their Shame proudly. Shame cards/stickers will be available for adoption.
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The Swimming Dead: An Ephemerisle Zombie Survival Game4:00 PMElysium/MazapetaStart location TBA (likely Blues House or Mazapeta)Matt Mistele3059159192The Swimming Dead is an Ephemerisle-wide game of tag. All players start off uninfected, except for a couple “original zombies”. The undead virus spreads on contact! Humans will have water guns and a limited supply of “holy water” (such as Dr. Bronner’s All-One Soap) to defend each other from the growing zombie horde. Can you survive? And better yet, can you and your friends locate the cure and save us all?There will be a mandatory rules and safety briefing for all players at the start of the event; all players who want to join mid-game must find an organizer and get briefed before joining the game.
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Somatic-based meditations for psychological growth, resilience and enjoyment
6:45 PMElysiumWonderlandwatson watsonix@gmail.com
The body as gateway to subconscious. Understand and influence the "you" that you don't see under the hood.
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ASMR Spa7:00 PMElysiumBlues HouseBernice Yu412-552-9312
A one-on-one ASMR (Autonomous sensory meridian response) spa, first come first serve. Relax and get those good head tingles.
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Beastling: An Oral Storytelling Performance
sunset (8:24p)
ElysiumBlues HouseAlice Yu
fb messenger: yaliceme (preferred), or text 412-992-7418
A young half-human half-fairy prince is caught in a custody battle between his mother’s world and his father’s. This is a live rehearsal of a storytelling show that I'm performing in SOMA in August: bit.ly/beastlingsoma
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Sun Jul 22STRIKEAll-dayMost-islandsMultiple-locationsEveryoneStrike all the things!
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Ephemerisle Radio Net11:00 AMRadioRadioDrew/Trevor
We are going to do a radio net every morning at 10am
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