Community POrtalBurn 2018 Event Schedule
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2018 Best Booty PageantCrackerjack's Booty CampThe NestSunday, July 29th @ 2:00pm - 3:00pmCome and see the hand-picked contestants vying for the coveted title of Best Booty 2018. Only those who have been given a Golden Ticket by the booty specialists from Crackerjack’s Booty Camp can compete for the crown. Don’t let the special guest judges fool you, they are anything but fair and unbiased. If you want to win, you need: 1. a Golden Ticket, 2. a talented booty, and 3. you need to get your friends to bribe the crap out of the judges. Guaranteed to be a great time!
99 Bottles of Beer on the WallSheckCamp SexyFriday, July 27th @ 9:00pmWe will have 99 bottles of beer on a wall and we will sing THE song and pass a beer to everyone in attendance as we do so!
Awesome Volunteer ParadeWes Renfro, Meg O'Toole, and Iris (Volunteer Squad)TITSunday, July 29th @ 11:00am - 12:30pm Everyone loves volunteers AND everyone loves a parade. So we’re going to combine the two and have a parade for our amazing volunteers!!!! If you’ve volunteered for this Burn- one shift, five shifts, leads or BOD, no volunteering will go unnoticed!! YOU are what makes POrtalBurn happen, so come to the TIT, bring your volunteer department signs and swag, and we’ll reward you with wine and other praise and then parade ourselves around HH so everyone else can shower us with accolades, too!!
Banana BoatsKenzieThe EffigySaturday, July 28th
after the effigy burn (once the effigy burns down and turns into a big campfire rather than a flaming structure)
Come on down to the flame of the effigy for some classic campfire treats! Banana boats are made out of bananas, marshmallows, cereal, and chocolate chips all thrown into some aluminum foil and roasted on an open flame.
Bird Mating Dance CompetitionThe Geese and FriendsThe NestSaturday, July 28th @ 1:00pm - 1:45pmDisplay your fabulous plumage and shake those tail feathers! Do a dance that birds actually do or make up your own. Sound your mating call for all to hear if you’ve got one! Or just dance. We’ll play you a song if you want background music.
Come by pair or group, or attempt to attract an audience member; participatory immediacy encouraged and props available!
Blindfolded DodgeballSheckfield near the pondrecurring, maybeDodgeball was always dominated by the more athletic kids. In an effort to even the playing field, all players will be blindfolded! In the playing area, feel around for a ball. If you have a ball, you can say "Marco" and anyone without a ball must reply "Polo!"
Bunny LoungeCamp SexyThe NestSaturday, July 28th @ 4:00pm - 5:45pmOur Sexy Bunnies will be serving some lovely cocktails in the Nest for you fine POrtal Bunnies. And if you're too lazy to get your ass out of the pond, well, our Sexy Bunnies will just swim your drink out to you! Please wear your bunny ears and bring your own cocktail cup and join us for Bunny Lounge at the Pond!
Calm & ColorBurn HavenBurn HavenSaturday, July 28th @ 2:00pm - 4:00pm (teatime!)
Sunday, July 29th @ 2:00pm - 4:00pm (teatime!)
Want to get away? We aren’t an airline company but we are a camp that likes to offer people a social area where they can go to chill. Studies show that one of the best ways an adult can relax is by coloring. Stop by Burn Haven for “Calm and Color”. Grab some supplies and then kick back while you create a masterpiece. Just follow the smell of melting crayons and you’ll find us!
ClusterPhuck Costume SwapClusterPhuckClusterPhuckongoing (gates to GTFO)Pick up your new favorite burn outfit! Venture back to ClusterPhuck's grove to browse our selection of premium used apparel and bedizen youself in the best! Only the most extremely fantabulous donations accepted Friday and Saturday to allow time for rehoming. No MOOPy items, please & thanx!
Coffee KissesGinger CampGinger CampFriday, July 27th @ 9:00am - 10:00am
Saturday, July 28th @ 9:00am - 10:00am
Sunday, July 29th @ 9:00am - 10:00am
Coffee Kisses: kiss a ginger and...WAKE UP!
Diabetic DerbyClusterPhuckClusterPhuckongoingAre you a diabetic? Come on by to the Diabetic Derby! Check your sugars and write your score! Prizes will be offered for any reading falling in your personal goal range or get one for taking corrections if they are high! Please bring your own supplies, but some backup supplies will be available if needed. Sugars feel low? Grab a snack! (Diabetics only please, as supplies are limited.)
Eagle Eyes Psychic ReadingsHeart Tribe Haven CampHeart Tribe Haven CampFriday, July 27th @ 8:00pm - 10:00pm
Saturday, July 28th @ 10:00pm - 12:00am
Psychic & medicine bag readings. You have questions. I have answers. Come see me.
ElectrotherapyElectrotherapy CampElectrotherapy Campongoing (available 24/7)Electrotherapy Camp is a solar recharging station offering service 24/7 throughout the event. We charge from USB to golf cart batteries...IF you bring your own charging cables. We will not have all the special cables. Pack your charging cables, and come see us for some 120v therapy!
Fire JengaClusterPhuckClusterPhuckSaturday, July 28th @ 11:59pm until the fuel runs outThere will be a lawn Jenga game set up at ClusterPhuck all weekend. You can stop by at any time before the burn on Saturday to play. On Saturday night, we will be playing a round of fire Jenga after the effigy burn. We will provide protective gloves. If you intend to play clothing made of natural fibers is highly recommended, you may prefer long sleeves.
PORTALBUNNY SAYS...think fire safe clothing (natural fibers without too much loose hanging fabric). If you want to play, limit your intake accordingly, No one who is obviously intoxicated will be allowed to play.
Fire Safety MeetingFire Safety teamThe BoOBFriday, July 27th @ 5:00pm
Saturday, July 28th @ 5:00pm
This is the fire safety briefing for participants involved in fire art. Please attend once before lighting up!
Flow State Paint & SipClusterPhuckClusterPhuckFriday, July 27th @ 2:00pm - 4:00pmCome to camp ClusterPhuck. Imbibe delicious "paint water" (alcoholic and non-alcoholic options will be available) while learning how you can use painting for meditation, relaxation, and fun. No expectations of outcome please! There may be limited space and supplies, so first-come first-served!
Ginger PartyGinger CampGinger CampFriday, July 27th @ 6:00pmFor the third year in a row, the epic Ginger party returns better than ever. We are still serving our traditional whiskey Gingers, pale ales, opportunities to Gingerize, and awesome dance music. But wait! We have upped our Ginger game as resident Ginger, Maya, offers her Michelin Star Menu full of appetizing Ginger-inspired culinary delights. You're going to leave happy and full of Ginger!
PORTALBUNNY's Gingeriffic!
History Class with Professor CesarThe PostmasterGinger CampSaturday, July 28th @ 1:00pmMost everything you wanted to know about Burning Man history, logistics, and phenomena!
Immersive Conscious Dance ExperienceHarmonic Temple CampHarmonic Temple CampFriday, July 27th @ 10:00pm - 1:00am
Saturday, July 28th @ 11:00pm - 2:00am
Harmonic Temple is an immersive, multimedia sound meditation and conscious dance experience featuring original music and live musician/DJ improv collaboration. Not to be missed!
PORTALBUNNY SAYS...featuring DJ Nataraj, David Clare on Guitar, Julia Nelson on vocals, Liz Sciore-Jones on visuals and other special guests!
It's Only ThursdayCamp SexyCamp SexyThursday, July 26th @ 9:00pm-ishOnce you've set up camp, get your Burn started at Camp Sexy! The party starts when the lasers are lit in the big top. We'll have DJs spinning and drinks for those >21. This is a Bring Your Own Cup event!
Larry Harvey Happy HourGinger CampGinger CampSunday, July 29th @ 6:00pm - 8:00pm (before the Temple burn)A toast to Larry Harvey for bringing all of us together. Let’s raise a glass in Larry Harvey’s honor before the Temple Burn on Sunday night as we share stories of Playa magic, transformation, and shenanigans. )*(
Laughing YogaMegO and MateoStarting at Ginger Camp, we will walk people up the bluff if it's safe to do so. Otherwise, we'll stay at Ginger Camp.Friday, July 27th @ 11:00am - 12:30pm
Saturday, July 28th @ 11:00am - 12:30pm
Are you ready to laugh your ass off? There is way too much seriousness in this world! Laughing Yoga is scientifically shown to have a significant healing effect on the body and mind. After all, laughter IS the best medicine, right? You don't need a sense of humor to join this class - we will teach you all you need to know about what it is, why you should do it, and then, we will LAUGH.
Lounge SessionsJJThe NestFriday, July 27th @ 3:00pm - 5:00pmLounge-y house music to bring a little calm to your day.
Mini-BurnHeidiWiggle ZoneSaturday, July 28th @ 11:00amBuild your own Mini Burn. We'll supply the material (toothpicks, popsicle sticks, matches, lint, twigs, etc,) and you can build a down-sized burnable sculpture under 12" high. We'll create a safe perimeter for you to burn your sculpture. Come check out the sculptures and then watch them burn! Dancing and frolicking around the burn is encouraged.
Mistress Monique’s House of Painwhich Theme Camp?which Theme Camp?Friday, July 27th @ 11:00am - 1:00pm and 5:00pm - 7:00pm
Saturday, July 28th @ 11:00am - 1:00pm and 5:00pm - 7:00pm
Ready to get spanked? Racked? Wrecked? Mistress Monique is here to test your limits. New to BDSM? Come let me guide you to the pleasure of the dark side.
PORTALBUNNY sure to bring your pain tolerance!
Morning MeditationBaby Shot/Camp Mindful!Meet by the pond!Friday, July 27th @ 8:00am - 8:30am
Saturday, July 28th @ 8:00am - 8:30am
Morning mindfulness meditation by the pond! If you're awake, stop by for a relaxing and grounding experience of present time awareness.
Morning YogaBaby Shot/Camp Mindful!Meet by the pond!Friday, July 27th @ 9:00am - 10:15am
Saturday, July 28th @ 9:00am - 10:15am
Start your day with stretching, breathing, and energy flowing - yoga flow by the pond! All levels welcome. Bring a mat or towel, or just flow on the ground.
Mountain Woman Medicine SessionsHeart Tribe Haven CampHeart Tribe Haven CampFriday, July 27th @ 10:00am - 11:00am
Saturday, July 28th @ 10:00am - 11:00am
Junday, July 29th @ 10:00am - 11:00am
Looking for insight or spirit messages? Have health related questions? Want to ask a question about herbal medicines? Have alignment / inner cartography questions? Wanna talk about purpose? Come visit the Mountain Women (aka Black Panther) at Heart Tribe Haven. First come, first served. Additional private sessions may be negotiated upon request.
MUSIC!Kenziethe NestFriday, July 27th @ 11:00am - 1:00pmYep, there's gonna be music happening.
Old Gregbird’s Downstairs MixupCamp SexyCamp SexyFriday, July 27th @ 9:30pm - midnightEver drunk Bailey’s from a shoe? Come get a drink of Bailey’s and pick a number out of a hat. Whatever number you pull out will be the next song that Old GregBird will play from his collection of danceable hits from the 60s onwards (funk, disco, pop, 80s, rap, R&B, and more!). Come on out and dance, you fuzzy little peach. Why? Because he’s Ollllllld GreeeeeeeeegBird!!!!
Open Mic Performance Art/Poetry/MusicHarmonic Temple CampHarmonic Temple CampFriday, July 27th @ 8:00pm to 10:00pmAll you ridiculously talented burners are welcome to come perform for 10 minutes at our first annual Open Mic at Harmonic Temple Camp! Come support your peeps and dust off your act! Advance signups are suggested, on the board at HT Camp or at the start of the show. Audio/visual support is available, as is amplification for instruments.
PORTALBUNNY SAYS...bring your talent and be celebrated by a supportive crowd!
Party by the PondKenzieThe NestSaturday, July 28th @ 2:00pm - 3:45pmIt's gonna be awesome!
PlayabraryClusterPhuckClusterPhuckongoing (gates to GTFO)Need to chill with a book at the burn? Need something to read on your trip home, or maybe to stave off decompression? Come check out the Playabrary (Playa + Library). Books due when-NEVER.
Pond MusicBirdThe PondThursday, July 26th @ 5:00pm - 7:00pmIt's a pond. There's music.
POrtal OracleThe POrtal OracleHeart Tribe Haven CampFriday, July 27th @ 10:00am - 11:00am and 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Saturday, July 28th @ 10:00am - 11:00am and 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Sunday, July 29th @ 10:00am - 11:00am and 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Want a genuine message from the beyond? Come meet POrtalBurn’s neighborhood strega sweetheart. Specializing in palmistry, channeling, mediumship, and psychoscopy. WARNING: Some deep work happens here - each private session is tailored to individual’s energetic calling. What will you discover???
Positivity Post-CardsMegO @ Ginger CampGinger Camp and Roaming ongoing There's so much negativity out there in the world, it takes effort to refocus our thoughts on what is positive. There's a biological reason for that - our brains are wired to see what's wrong as a way to protect ourselves. The good news is that it's easy enough to counteract by intentionally thinking about the positive. Take a post-card and write something positive on it to yourself, a person, a camp, or an idea. Whatever it is and to whoever it's for, train your brain to think positive, and then go deliver it!
Private Session with the POrtal Oracle
The POrtal OracleHeart Tribe Haven CampFriday, July 27th @ 10:00am - 11:00am
Saturday, July 28th @ 10:00am - 11:00am
Sunday, July 29th @ 10:00am - 11:00am
First come, first served. Evening slots by appointment only. Private session sign up on white board located at Heart Tribe Haven Camp.
Want a message from the beyond? Come meet POrtalBurn’s neighborhood strega sweetheart. Specializing in palmistry, channeling, mediumship, and psychoscopy. WARNING: Some deep work happens here - each private session is tailored to individual’s energetic calling. What will you discover???
Procrastination & CheeseClusterPhuckClusterPhuckSunday, July 29th @ 3:00pm - 6:00pmBrought cheese, but haven't eaten it yet? Don't feel like packing it out? Bring it to ClusterPhuck; we'll take care of it for you. Crackers and wine also accepted.
PORTALBUNNY SAYS...just bring us cheese.
Ranger Training0m36a and Rat Bastardthe NestFriday, July 27th @ 5:00pm - 7:00pmHere is your chance to learn to be a POrtalBurn Ranger and help new Rangers! If you plan on being a Ranger this year, then attending the training is mandatory!
River Retreat LoungeObsidian Beauty BarObsidian Beauty BarongoingMusic and chill.
Saturday Morning Cartoon Happy Hour
Camp Goa Waythe NestSaturday, July 28th @ 10:00am - 11:00amDo you sometimes feel nostalgic for easier days, spent in your pajamas? Days when getting up early on a Saturday meant a day off, spending time with your favorite show and your face buried in a bowl of your favorite surgery breakfast? WE DO, TOO! That is why Camp Goa Way RE-introduces your favorite day back into rotation. Come on down to the Nest and stay tooned for a lineup of dirty cartoon beats & sugary cereal sweets!
PORTALBUNNY SAYS...BYOB (booze and/or bowls)!
Sexy or Die 2.0Camp SexyCamp SexyFriday, July 27th @ 11:59pmIf you had a super weird time at Sexy or Die last year, you'll love this year's new and improved, hopefully even slightly more dangerous, definitely more ridiculous competition.
Sunrise Juggalo YogaClusterPhuckClusterPhuckSaturday, July 28th @ 6:00am (sunrise!)Join us at sunrise for some ICP and a simple Juggalo-themed yoga sequence. Please bring your own yoga mat and Faygo, and wear something you can stretch in. Facepaint optional but encouraged.
Sunscreen RubdownsGinger CampGinger Campongoing (when the sun is out!)Gingers know how much damage the sun can do, so we want to help by rubbing you down with sunscreen. Come anytime and ring our bell, and a Ginger will come out to rub!
Sunset Chill on the HillEveryonethe grassy hillFriday, July 27th @ 8:00pm - 9:00pm (sunset)
Saturday, July 28th @ 8:00pm - 9:00pm (sunset)
Sunday, July 29th @ 8:00pm - 9:00pm (sunset)
Each evening, join us as we 'Chill on the Hill' at sunset. Bring your chair, blanket and a drink. We'll enjoy the sunset and then give a cheer 'when the sun hits the mountain'.
Super Fun Extra Cute Oatmeal BarCamp Scope and OatsCamp Scope and OatsFriday, July 27th @ 8:00am - 10:00am
Saturday, July 28th @ 8:00am - 10:00am
Sunday, July 29th @ 8:00am - 10:00am
Whether you’re an early riser or you’ve been partying all night, we’ve got you covered with oatmeal and fixins. Bring a bowl and a spoon or whatever you like to use to put oatmeal into your face. We’ll be serving up oatmeal and lots of toppings - fruit, nuts, sweet stuff, and whatever else we get our hands on before the burn.
PORTALBUNNY SAYS...look for a big banner with the camp name on it!
Tall Santa Visits PortalStilted SaintRoamingFriday, July 27th @ afternoon into eveningIt's Christmas again, and Tall Santa will be making the rounds distributing gifts to everyone that wants one, regardless of their "good or bad" status. This Santa is not judgemental and welcomes Santa groupies to help with the fun. Bad jokes might happen and awe-inspiring kazoo music is likely.
PORTALBUNNY SAYS...only take gifts that you will love (and not moop)!
Temple Tea TimeHeart Tribe Haven CampHeart Tribe Haven CampFriday, July 27th @ 8:00pm - 12:00pm (after the Effigy)
Saturday, July 28th @ 8:00pm - 12:00pm (after the Effigy)
Come join us in our Heart Tribe Haven temple space and have a cup of tea. Feel tension and stress drain away from your being as you find your feet on this Sacred Earth. Things you may find in this magical space: tarot/rune readings, ambient music, incense, flow dance, energy work, massages, a fire to sit around, and sound meditations are all potent potential possibilities. Bring your own mug for tea and your own chair/blanket to sit on.
Thai Yoga Massage WorkshopHuck Inglesthe NestSaturday, July 28th @ 11:00am - 1:00pmLearn and experience some of the basics of Thai Yoga Massage. Huck has been practicing and teaching for over 10 years. Perfect for sore burner muscles. Bring a friend, or make one there.
PORTALBUNNY SAYS...BYOYM! (Bring Your Own Yoga Mat!)
The Roving Prancing PonyPrancing Pony NomadsRoving Prancing PonyongoingPrancing Pony Bar missed the boat, but none to fear, the Roving Prancing Pony is here (around Friday...sometime)! Our-on duty Prancing Pony Nomads will gladly provide refreshments with that neighborhood friendly dive bar feel for your event, your camp, and your adventure! Our portable playa approved bar will be everywhere...eventually. Contact Justin Knaub on Facebook ahead of time, or chat with any of your friendly Prancing Ponies to schedule appearances.
PORTALBUNNY SAYS...don't forget your cups!
Unplug From The MatrixGinger CampGinger CampFriday, July 27th @ 10:00pm - 12:00amThe- Matrix is everywhere. It is al| ar0und us, even as_ you read this. Y0u've been livin9 in a dream w0r|d. It's time to let loo5e, danc3, and free your mind. Come to G1nger Camp. -We can load 4nything from drin|{s, +o music, lights, partY simu[ations... Show us your your bes+ "Matrix guise" 0r residual self image, while we- see how deep the r@bbit ho|e goes_
PORTALBUNNY SAYS...this is a "The Matrix" themed party - think green lights, leather trench coats, slick suits and shades, 1999 glitchy goth ebm psychill/psytrance music, red and blue themed drinks and candies.
Vegan Blowjobtorch NachosSlacker CampSlacker CampFriday, July 27th @ 11:59pm til nachos are goneDrunk? Hungry? Come be a proper slacker and score some Blowtorch Cooked Midnight Tacos, Vegan Nachos...and we also might be able to find some bacon laying around to throw on for those of you who are bacon fans!
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