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Most embarrassing childhood memory
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My older sister dared me to go #2 in our front yard. Needless to say, I listened and was promptly tattled on and shamed by my family and 30 years later I still haven’t heard the end of it.
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First thing that comes to mind is when I got my very first period ever at the age of 13, at my summer cheerleadering camp at the university, while flying atop 2 very cute college-guy bases ☠️☠️☠️
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I was playing basketball with my crush when I was 12 and I got too competitive and jokingly pushed him but I guess I pushed him too hard on accident bc he slammed into the wall and started crying
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My maiden name was Cox. As a child my dad (usually when tipsy) would joke that if I had been a boy he was gonna name me Seymour Harry. And not having a clue what this meant but seeing how all the adults laughed I repeated it quite often!! 😂
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I pooped myself in the night during a sleepover party.
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I was going to a private Christian & strict school and I was in the first grade & I had to go to the bathroom & was told I couldn’t go, so yep, I couldn’t hold it & I pee’d down my leg at my desk. I got in trouble, even though I had asked to go, which got me in more trouble.
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Freshman gym class - was too focused on watching the boys in the weight room to notice that it was my turn to swing on the gymnastics rings. Got hit right between the eyes and was knocked unconscious - right in front of the boys weight class!
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Slipped on the icy driveway (thanks fancy heeled boots!) and slid all the way down and UNDER the school bus that picked up in front of my house. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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When I was in late elementary school, me and my small hoard of cousins came back from the neighborhood pool to my grandma’s house. We were all in the kitchen with a number of aunts and uncles–it was a very busy house in the summer. My grandma told us all to go change out of our suits for dinner, and me, in an ADHD DAZE, just started stripping in the middle of the kitchen. I was old enough to know better and to be V embarrassed. I was just totally in my own little world and it made sense in that split second until my uncle yelled WHAT ARE YOU DOING, and snapped me right back to reality. I ran away crying and hid upstairs for hours.
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When I was 10 I cut my own bangs…being a perfectionist from birth I kept cutting until they were perfectly straight, unfortunately they were only 1/2” long at that point.
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7th grade. New kid in the district. Middle school. Teachers kid. The first day (in band class, thanks Mom) I sat on a folding chair. What happened? Who knows but somehow it collapsed and I ended up on the ground, butt up. Of course my cool.jean skit hiked WAY up so everyone could see my underwear. 😩 As they laughed like crazy, I started crying because, also in falling, I cut up the inside of my cheek big time thanks to my brand new braces. It was not the best start to the school year.
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That time in 6th grade I ran around the soccer field yelling the my friend was “such a dildo” at the top of my lungs, multiple times because the cool older girl on the team told me it would be funny. Having no idea what a dildo was and wanting to impress her, I gave it my all. My coach yelled at me, chased me down, threw me out of the game, and told me he was very disappointed in me (the worst to my innocent little heart). I was confused and the older cool kids were having a right good giggle.
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My twin puked on the 3 wisemen during elementary school Winter concert practice and told everyone it was me. Prolly still does.
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Walking into school, my knickers started to fall down. They got to my knees, I stumbled, fell on a curb and knocked the wind out of myself. That took some recovering from….
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Oh gosh my children and my husband tease me about this ALL THE TIME! It was 6th grade and I was a chunky little thing and was rocking my MC hammer pink flower pants (because of the elastic waist - duh!). We had to do the long jump for PE. We all lined up and when it was my turn I took off and when I went to leap…I farted. I tried to tell everyone it was my shoe but it was very clearly a big fart 😂
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I was a teenager floating on a raft at our local public pool. Picture high school friends all around. Someone yelled, "Looking good!" I just happened to look down and discovered my bikini top had become untied! I was COMPLETELY EXPOSED.
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Went on a date with the high school football quarterback. He made me nose laugh and I totally snotted on his hand. I was mortified as I laughed and wiped off his hand, “Haha. Sorry about that.” 😬 We didn’t go out again.
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I danced growing up and we had a quick change at recital. As a 5th grade girl I was tall, skinny, and as flat chested as they come. I got on stage to realize the large tutu I put on belonged to a high school age girl with boobs larger than life. I spent the whole dance routine trying to hold it up while I could hear my mom and grandmother laughing hysterically in the audience
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Every time I went anywhere with my mother.
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I had just learned how to ride a bike without training wheels. Bunch of neighborhood boys were out watching me and
I ran into a tree. Smacked my head and busted my lip open. Left the bike on the sidewalk and ran inside
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there was a carnival that came to town every year when I was a kid. I went with my friend Jarrod and we were being cool by ourselves there without parents for the first time. We ate some junk food and decided to ride the Monkey Cages (I think it’s also called the Zipper) which is a ride where you get into a cage that spins and then spins around like an oblong faster Ferris wheel. The carney had just finished cleaning up some kids vomit and as we were about to board he said, “you kids don’t get sick do you?” I answered with “never!” Cause at that point it was true. I remember riding the ride- I remember spinning- I remember feeling awful. The last think I remember is Jerrold face just totally disgusted looking for a way to escape as I barfed all over him, myself and the cage.
When the ride stopped the carnie let us out and groaned an FML groan. I ran out and found my older sister who helped us change into her and her friends sweatshirts as they both sympathized with us and laughed at us.
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FINALLY a question for me. Let’s see, the time my mom made me dress up as Joan of Arc for extra credit on a book report (fourth grade,) or the time a bird *shat* on my head on the last day of MIDDLE SCHOOL!? Oh, or the time I wiped out and spilled frappuccino all over myself in 9th grade, cut my arm on a rusty nail while cleaning myself up, had to leave and get a tetanus shot, got a pity frappuccino on the way back and spilled it IN my bag? Childhood was ROUGH.
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First off, English is my Mom’s second language and she’s a very thrifty lady. I was in 3rd grade when I was invited to a “costume birthday party,” and so my mom scrounged up things we had to make my costume. She used tights, a black leotard and bunny ears, and said I was a bunny. I show up, and was surrounded by doctors, astronauts, teachers, etc — turns out it was a “what you want to be when you grow up” costume party, and I fully showed up as a playboy bunny. So. Yeah.
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I spent a lot of time at the little league baseball field because I have two older brothers who both played. I often hung out with all the other younger siblings at the playground. Everyone was jumping the fence one day and even though I knew I was very uncoordinated, I had to do it too. Well, not a good idea. My shorts got stuck on the top and they ripped. I landed on the ground and realized that not only did my shorts rip, but my underwear did too. If I got up, my entire bare ass would be exposed. So I sat there, mortified, unable to get up. I had to send a friend to my mom to get a sweatshirt to tie around my waist. As a super quiet, easily embarrassed kid, this was my worst nightmare!
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10 years old and I was at summer camp with my cousins (they are a boy & girl, I was staying with them for the summer). Anyway, my boy cousin found a pair of girl undies in his backpack during camp. He throws them up on the basketball hoop while yelling “gross! Who’s underwear are these?” (Knowing they were either his sister’s or mine) and my other cousin yells “those are Janice’s!” And the whole camp is laughing and I am mortified and then had to figure out how to get them down.
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When I was in 9th grade, i was at an amusement park with a bunch of friends. I thought it would be funny to stomp on a packet of taco sauce. I totally expected it to go one way, instead, it went the other direction and got all over my friend’s brand new white shirt. I was mortified! From that day on, my nickname was Taco Sauce. Could have been a much worse nickname, but still traumatizing.
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My mother took me to the bathroom in a public restroom. I was 4. She wanted me to stand /squat on the seat instead of sitting on it because it was dirty. Needless to say- I couldn’t aim. I had to go so bad it was hitting the door of the stall like a firehose. It made a stream and ran past the line of people waiting outside. I was mortified. My Mom is screaming; “stop! “ I’m screaming”: I can’t!!!”😂🤣😭😂🤣
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I grew up in AZ one Halloween my mom dressed me up as a hula dancer bathing suit top and crepe paper hula skirt ( and no clothes to change into) by the afternoon and sweaty in AZ - I had green dye from the crepe paper all up and down my legs
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In 4th grade. Wasn’t feeling well. Got up to run out of the classroom and ended up barfing down the collar of the boy in front of me. Then, while sprinting out of the room, I hurled all over the blackboard. The classroom was evacuated.
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In 2nd grade we had a substitute teacher. She was cracking down on people using the bathroom during recess, for whatever stupid reason. I was super shy and timid and had never in my life ever asked to go to the bathroom outside of teacher sanctioned potty breaks. I barely spoke in school at all. My friends encouraged me to ask anyway. I did. The sub flipped out and refused to let me go. So I sat near the building and tried and tried to hold it. Many minutes passed and then I peed a river. It was awful.

Redemption: my older brothers teacher heard what happened. Pulled me out of class, where the sub made me sit in pee soaked jeans after recess, and let me go down the soapy water slide with her class and then gave me dry clothes and let me hang in her classroom until school was over.
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My cousin ran through an electric fence when we were chasing cattle. I laughed so hard I peed my pants! I was 12!
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I tripped on stage getting my high school graduation diploma
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My most embarrassing moment of my daughters childhood- she’s 3 YO and quite precocious. We’re sitting in church behind a row of elderly ladies. She’s standing on the kneeler looking curiously at the woman in front of hers’ hearing aid. I see the finger coming up to pluck it out of the woman’s ear, so I grab her hand with my right hand and pull her back to the pew at the same time I reach with my left to keep the hearing aid from falling out. It’s then that the elderly lady turns to see ME with my finger in her ear. All of the ladies look at me, so does the priest and the choir, all with an astonished look on their faces. ☺️
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Oh my gosh!!! I have so many…. But one of my first really embarrassing moments is when we were released for recess when I was in first grade, it’s like releasing chickens into the wild for the first time when they have been kept in the coop too long, and it had been raining the night before. I didn’t notice the giant mud/swamp/ bog in the middle of the field…. I ran right through that shit, missed recess, was a huge muddy mess and had to spend my whole recess time in the office trying to decide which old lady panties I could put on under my clothes for the rest of the day because you had to be be dying or at least have a bone coming out of your body for your mom to come get you or bail you out of school jail and take care of the stupid shit that happens at school…. That’s the 80’s for ya!! I think the worst thing is having to bring said panties that were washed and ready for the next victim to experience back to the office the next day!
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When I was about 9 my Peruvian grandmother came to America for the first time to visit me, my brother and my father in Austin. She didn’t speak any English. We took her for a walk around town lake and stopped at the water’s edge to just gaze I guess. I hopped on a rock and squatted down to mess with the water and sure enough had to fart but of course when the fart came out it wasn’t just air. It was diarrhea. A lot of diarrhea. All through my bright blue cotton shorts. I had to walk all the way back to the car in my poop soaked shorts with my grandmother motioning at me and saying in Spanish to stay right in front of her. A day I’ll never forget.
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I announced to my 5th grade class that we were going to visit my grandma and grandpa at their condom (condominium) for spring break.
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When I was in 4th grade, I showed up for my friend's birthday party a day late. I was so embarassed. My friend was out but coming home shortly, so her mom insisted that I stay and have a sleepover. "Shortly" turned out to be more like two hours, while I hung out in the living room with their entire extended family, upwards of 20 people, none of whom spoke English. The best part? My friend was having a Halloween birthday party, which means during this whole event I WAS DRESSED AS A PIONEER. I stuck it out until my friend got home and we were alone before I cried and called my mom to pick me up 😂
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It's more from when I was a teenager, I was arriving at my parents' house and I realized that no one was there and I didn't have keys. You see, I really wanted to go to the bathroom, so I urinated on myself.
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Getting my pant leg caught in my bike chain and having to walk my bike down the street to get back home.🤪
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I was 14, my mother got very drunk and fell over me, she hit her head on the door frame and was bleeding soooo much. I called an ambulance, did all the things I was told to do, accompanied her to the hospital where she proceeded to laugh at/and drunkenly tell the doctor "bahahaha you're way too young and good looking to have such an ugly name! Hahaha! Your name is awful!" I wanted to melt in a puddle and find a spot to hide 😂
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I was in 1st grade. I had to use the bathroom. I raised my hand. My teacher didn't call on me. I really had to go, so I walked up to her desk and asked her. She told me to sit down and raise my hand. I did as asked. I was raising my hand so long that I had to use my other hand to prop my arm up. By then I was shaking my legs because I had to go so badly. She never called on me and I could no longer hold it. I peed right there in my sit with my hand still raised. I was sent to the nurse to wait for my mom to bring me new clothes. I went to that school through the 6th grade with most of the same kids, many who were in my 1st grade class. I was teased for peeing in my pants all through elementary school. One boy would tell anyone new to the school that the walls of the school were yellow because I peed my pants in class.
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This was in college. But I worked for this traveling summer mission trip camp. And every night we would do a program for the kids on the trip that week. (Like skits, music, games ect). Well we were playing a game that needed these huge cards that you hold in the air. I was walking on stage holding more signs than I could carry, pizza box style in old navy flip flops. Well one got caught underneath itself as they do…IYKYK…and I fell face first on stage in front of the entire camp. We had 350 campers that week 😅. It was silent. Someone helped me up and no one said a word. They I had to live with it all week cause it was only Monday 😂
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Had my period at my boyfriends house and was too nervous to change a pad there. Ended up leaking on his light slip covered couch!
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I was Painfully Shy until I was around 10 yrs old. In 2nd grade, I had to use the bathroom so bad. I couldn't for the life of me raise my hand to ask Mrs Jenkins if I could go to the little girls room (Southern term). Next thing I knew, tears are streaming as well as my bladder. I was mortified. I do not recall anything at all what events happened next. I'm sure my momma came to pick me up, yet no memory!
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When I was 15 or 16 I read a sign about a building being erected and loudly asked my dad what it meant to be erected and then I realized what I said and turned bright red and neither of us said anything else about it again 😂
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In kindergarten was too embarrassed to use the bathroom in the classroom because the door was right there and everyone would know what I was doing. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Peed my pants (A LOT) and there was a big puddle under my chair. Teacher asked me if I’d had an accident and I vehemently denied it till it was time to go home.
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Seventh grade math class, we were all quietly taking a test when my body decided to wage war. I asked my teacher if I could go to the restroom but she said no. I sat down and then simultaneously farted, coughed, and sneezed. It was so violent that my (5 foot, 90 pound) body jolted and my entire desk moved. Everyone looked at me and, with a bright red face, I said, “what I sneezed?” Everyone was too stunned to say anything. When the bell finally rang 5 excruciating minutes later, I ran to the nurses office and called my Mom to come get me. Told my Mom what happened and begged her to let me transfer schools. She compromised and let me miss a week until my classmates forgot what happened. Thankfully they didn’t tease me about it but I still wake up in a cold sweat reliving that one.
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My school had an Around the World themed Christmas program. My third grade class was assigned Mexico. We going to be singing Feliz Navidad, and the teacher sent a note home instructing the kids to dress up. My dad was in charge since my mom had a sick parent and he took the note literally and put me in a poncho and sombrero. I showed up to the program and everyone in the class was wearing their Sunday best and I was mortified.
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In 6th grade, I farted in class. It smelled so bad there was no way to hide it, and all the kids near me knew it. It was probably the single most embarrassing thing that happened in elementary school… I mean, obviously, right?

Fast forward to high school and some of my haha-so-funny guy friends took to calling me the endearing nickname of eggfart, which is super close to my last name. It was 4+ years later, so the whole classroom stink-out correlation had been buried in my subconscious and never crossed my mind. I thought I was just super lucky to have a terrible, nickname worthy, last name. High school Boys are so fun.
I think it was 6 years ‘post fartgate’ that I found out the whole lot of them had been calling me Eggfart not because of my last name, but in response to that one single, life changing moment in 6th grade. Good times, lol
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I was at a school awards assembly and they were giving an award for the most improved student, meaning someone who struggled at the beginning of the year but pulled it together and improved. I jokingly said to my friends “so it’s for someone who was stupid and improved a bit, how humiliating”. Then they called my name. 😬😬😬
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It was pajama day. I was in middle school. I had these bright purple silk pajamas. Pants and a top. I was walking down a crowded hallway when I felt something clinging to the ankle
Of the pants. It was a pair of my underwear that was all staticky and stuck to the pants. Next thing I know kids in the hallway are yelling EW! And playing soccer with my underwear down the hall.
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When I was a little girl I was trying to show off in front of a cute boy running in my “high heels” and ended up twisting my ankle. Very humiliating to be carried off by my father.🙄😆
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In 2nd grade me and my crush both fell into a covert on top of each other in front of the whole class. It was so embarrassing because everyone was remarking how “wiggly” we were and that I had a crush on the boy. Could have been worse but embarrassing for that age 😂
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We went to a community pool around the time I just started wearing a bra and, blissfully unaware, it was caught in the back of my swimsuit. My sister was chasing me to help but I thought she was racing me to the diving board. She caught up and filled me in and I was *mortified*
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Going over to my friends house when I was probably about seven or eight years old and we went into her parents room. We’re just being silly kids and walking around checking out all the things and I found a balloon and started blowing it up. And then my friend looks at me and says those are for my daddy‘s wiener they’re not balloons! Girl I was literally blowing up a used condom 🤢🤮🤢
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Not me but one of my friends tripped and fell into the projector at school and farted during the fall in 5th grade. It was so infamous that after another kid farted in 8th grade he yelled “well xxxx farted in the 5th grade”
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God. Where to start. Throwing the ball out too soon at my dance recital when I was 4. Messing up my part of the piano piece I was supposed to play as I accompanied the school play, slipping in a puddle while I was running to be first in the lunch line (in Jr. High no less!) and as I went down, grabbing another person and taking them down with me. So may things! I'm not even mentioning all the things that happened when I started dating! I could write a book just on THAT.
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The first time I got my period I was at swimming lessons at an outdoor pool. No one mentioned the blood dripping down my leg! So embarrassing for a 13 year old
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In 6th grade had a mean teacher, Mrs Finnegan (never forget her name!) I really needed to pee and begged her to let me go to the bathroom but she wouldn’t and I peed at my desk. 😢
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Waiting for my mom to pick me up after Girl Scouts & the door to the school was locked. I really had to pee but couldn’t get back in, so we decided to pass the time by rolling down the hill. Obviously, my brain (& bladder) we’re not fully formed yet. 💛
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Got a bad haircut that was too short. It was the same era as guys having longer “skater boy” hair. I looked the same from the back as my crush and was called “girl Evan” for a year
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Not me but my sister. She was playing on monkey bars when she was about 5/6 and boys kept making fun of seeing her underwear. She innocently removed them because “that way they can’t see them anymore”. My mom was dying between laughter and embarrassment
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We were out camping and someone organized a talent show for dogs. The whole campground was seated around in a giant circle; there were so many people. Our dog did great tricks but not that day, he just followed me around and wouldn’t listen and then proceeded to take a crap right in the middle of the ring. I think I was ten maybe? I was mortified.
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Thought my dad said he was in the back of a jeep to pick me up, so I got into it. The dad driving looked very confused when I said “I’m just looking for my dad in here.” My dad was parked BEHIND the Jeep and was dying laughing at me the whole time.
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It was recess at school, someone says, “hey, isn’t that your Mom?” I turned to see her tromping towards me dressed in a ridiculous outfit, dirty pants, an oversized shirt, my Dad’s shoes, and his weird painting hat… She was painting something in the backyard and accidentally locked herself out of the house. She just thought she’d stroll on over to get my keys. I think I was in grade five. So embarrassing.
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I was 5 and on the monkey bars and I didn’t realize I had to pee… until I was in the middle peeing my pants and it was dripping loudly onto the ground
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5 years old at an extended family Christmas party. There was a decorative ceramic statue (2 feet high??) on a side table, of a man wearing a loin cloth (don’t ask me why they thought that was appropriate decor??). And I wondered what was underneath the loin cloth - and sneaked over to lift up the loin cloth, just a bit. At that precise moment, someone pointed out what I was doing, and the whole room erupted in laughter. Mortified. Just mortified. And I never saw what was under the loin cloth, either.
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I accidentally stabbed my elementary school teacher in the balls with a freshly sharpened #2 pencil. 🙈
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When I was in 8th grade and my brother was graduating from high school, I was at his honor banquet and sitting across from THE DREAMIEST guy in his class. Super hot captain of the water polo team and brilliant and of course he didn’t know who I was because I was a baby but I was in love with him lol. I think I actually thought this dinner was MY CHANCE. Good lord.

When the whole room was silent for a moment, I took a bite of a roll and my fake tooth (thanks to an unfortunate accident with my banana seat bike handles) fell out of my mouth and clattered onto my plate. In retrospect, no one heard or knew what it was if they did. In the moment, I was SURE Mr Dreamy Destiny Water Polo knew exactly what just happened so I jumped up, knocked my chair over backwards, and ran out crying. Because that definitely didn’t call attention to myself.🤦‍♀️ I was sure my life was over.

The *actual* embarrassing part was it was a Friday and I couldn’t get in the dentist for a fix until Tuesday, so was walking around with a snaggletooth for days.
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I was at the public library with a friend the summer of seventh grade. She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants so much I left a wet pee stain on the cushy chair I was sitting on. And of course my shorts were soaked.
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I peed my pants at an assembly in grade school. Yes ma'am, I was in the front row. I had FOMO long before it was FOMO. I think I was in first grade🙃
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At my surprise Harry Potter themed birthday party where everyone was dressed up, a friend of mine who was rather large and dressed pretty messy walked up to wish me a happy birthday. I said “awww, are you supposed to be Hagrid?” Which he replied “no.” Also I was 25 years old, not a child but it’s still my most embarrassing moment 😂😂😂
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When I shockingly shouted "ham has a bone in it?!" at Christmas dinner. I was 14 and my parents had only ever bought boneless hams so I had never seen a ham with a bone. Family still makes fun of me to this day for that one.
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Having to pee outside and I didn’t pull my pants shorts down far enough. Pee got all over the backside of them and my cousin told me to sit in sand to soak it up 😆 it did not work. I ended up with a brown spot of sand and dirt and of course I smelled like pee
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When I was 12 me and my cousins were sitting in the back of my dads truck bed. I had to pee really bad and I started laughing so hard that I fully peed my pants - meanwhile my oldest cousin (16) had a leg cast on and he started screaming for help to get out because the pee started flowing towards him and he didn’t want it getting on his cast. I was so embarrassed I hid outside the rest of the day from everyone in my pee pants
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I went to the movies with my cousin and her friends since we were visiting, I ate popcorn and chocolate at the theater. As we walked home, my stomach started growling and cramping. I ended up getting diarrhea and our way home! 😭 Ever since I don’t not mix popcorn and chocolate ever! 😂
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My last name was Bean. My 7th grade choir teacher thought it would funny to call me BEANIS in front of the entire 7th grade class and it was never forgotten.
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Went to go down a plastic slide on a wooden playset in my neighborhood really fast, landed but butt on the wood and got a splinter like 6 in long sticking out of my buttcheek and had to walk home a block and a half away for my dad to help me... SO embarrassing
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At a friend's house, I was maybe 12. She had an older brother that was hot. I took a #2 in the bathroom downstairs where we were playing. Ran out of tp and used the shower curtain. When he discovered it, I blamed it on my younger brother
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I pooped my pants, at my desk, in 3rd grade! 😳
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Teacher wouldn’t let me go potty when I complained or a stomach ache in 2nd grade. Turns out it was blowout diarrhea. Stunk up the whole classroom. Went to my math class (I was ahead a grade in math) and stunk up that classroom. Teacher called mom when she realized and I went home for the day. 😭 After that all teachers had to let me go potty whenever I said I needed to.
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I had to ride the city bus to and from grade school. Our stop was on the Main Street in a big city. One afternoon, I got off the bus ready to cross the busy street. As I was in the middle of the intersection, the elastic in my panties snapped and down they fell to the ground. I hurriedly picked them up and ran the rest of the way home hoping all the cars at the light did not notice.
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