beeps' energy drink opinions

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1	Brand	Sub-brand	Flavour	Format	Score out of 10	Notes

2	Monster	Ultra	Rosá	Carbonated	10	Surprisingly nice for something with grapefruit in it. Very subtle flavour. Incredibly drinkable. Almost feels classy.
3	Sneak		Breakfast Orange	Powder	10	It...tastes an awful lot like orange juice. The Tang kind. I dig it!
4	Monster	Reserve	Orange Creamsicle	Carbonated	9.5	Like an orange flavoured cream soda. Have missed that. RIP Shaq Soda.	Rough score guide
5	Red Bull	Editions	Pink Edition sugarfree (forest fruits)	Carbonated	9.5	Tastes quite similar to Rosa but a bit punchier. Really nice though.	10	Longest "yeah boy" ever.
6	Sneak		Raspberry Lemonade	Powder	9.5	Really nice. Survives well despite lack of carbonation. Might be a little too sweet?	9	Almost flawless.
7	Monster	Ultra	Fiesta Mango	Carbonated	9	MANGO. MANGO. MANGO. MANGO.	8	I'd drink this even if I didn't need a caffeine hit.
8	Monster	Juiced	Mango Loco	Carbonated	9	MANGO. MANGO. MANGO. MANGO.	7	Not exceptional, but I like it.
9	Monster	Juiced	Monarch	Carbonated	9	Not a flavour (peach and nectarine) I expected to like, and yet it works!	6	Better than Red Bull, but not by much.
10	Monster	Ultra	Paradise	Carbonated	9	Actually quite nice.	5	The Red Bull Baseline of Mehness.
11	Relentless	Zero Sugar	Raspberry	Carbonated	9	Yeah, this score surprises me too.	4	Somehow more meh than Red Bull.
12	Sneak		Blizzard	Powder	9	Not as nice as raspberry lemonade, but pretty damn close.	3	Maybe if it was the last energy drink in the cupboard.
13	Sneak		Peach Iced Tea	Powder	9	Tastes an awful lot like a strong peach iced tea!	2	Maybe if it was the last energy drink on Earth.
14	Sneak		Sour Apple	Powder	9	That's sour apple.	1	You couldn't pay me to drink this.
15	Sneak		Starberry Blast (strawberry)	Powder	9	Has a lot of the same vibes as Raspberry Lemonade, but it's strawberry!	0	Literally couldn't finish drinking.
16	Monster	Zero Sugar	Lewis Hamilton (2022 version)	Carbonated	8.5	We're pretty sure this is just a sugar free version of Monarch, which isn't a bad thing.
17	Monster	Punch	Mixxd	Carbonated	8.5	Cherry flavour is very sharp, but it actually tastes like fruit juice.
18	Monster	Ultra	Peachy Keen	Carbonated	8.5	Tastes a lot like the Lewis Hamilton one but with a bit of a punchier flavour.
19	Monster	Punch	Pipeline Punch	Carbonated	8.5	Not really sure of the intended flavour, but it's pretty damn nice.
20	Rubicon	Raw Energy	Orange & Mango	Carbonated	8.5	Orange might be too punchy for my tastes, still pretty solid.
21	Sneak		Yuzu and Mandarin	Powder	8.5	A very sweet citrus with a subtle initial flavour, but weirdly stronger in the aftertaste. Tastes way worse when warm.
22	Sneak		Blueberry Acai	Powder	8.5	Pleasantly blueberryish. Not too sweet. An easy drinker.
23	Lucozade	Alert	Cherry Blast	Carbonated	8	Wow, it actually tastes like cherries! And not bad ones!
24	Monster	Ultra	Violet	Carbonated	8	A nice change of pace once in a while.
25	Monster	Ultra	White	Carbonated	8	Classic, baseline.
26	Red Bull	Editions	Blue Edition sugarfree (juneberry)	Carbonated	8	It's alright. Wouldn't drink it everyday but it's a change of pace.
27	Red Bull	Editions	Summer Edition sugarfree (curuba-elderflower)	Carbonated	8	Quite tropical fruits-ish. Initially felt a bit strong but it grew on me.
28	Relentless		Mango	Carbonated	8	Not as nice as Monster's mango drinks. More bitter, less sweet.
29	Sneak		Grape Crush	Powder	8	Probably needs a second round to be sure about this.
30	Sneak		Limeade	Powder	8	Tastes pretty much exactly like lime cordial.
31	Sneak	Shake	Raspberry Creamsicle	Powder	8	Very nice actually. Gets ludicrously frothy with soya milk though.
32	Sneak		Root Beer	Powder	8	Flavour is spot-on, it indeed tastes pretty much identically to flat root beer. Shame it's limited edition.
33	Sneak		Strawberry Millions	Powder	8	Tastes like Nesquik. Feels like I'd get bored of the taste quite quickly.
34	Sneak	Labs	Raspberry Lemonade mouthwash	Other	8	I mean, it's the nicest tasting mouthwash I've ever had.
35	Irn-Bru	Pwr-Bru	Origin	Carbonated	7.5	It tastes pretty much just like Irn-Bru.
36	Lucozade	Alert	Blue Rush	Carbonated	7.5	It tastes like if you bought a blue slushie and let it melt. That's it. It just tastes like blue.
37	Monster	Ultra	Gold	Carbonated	7.5	Unexpectedly nice. Tastes like pineapple juice but a bit sweeter.
38	Monster	Ultra	Watermelon	Carbonated	7.5	Nice by watermelon beverage standards.
39	Mountain Dew		Citrus Blast	Carbonated	7.5	Docked half a point for not really being a real energy drink. Sorry Mtn Dw.
40	Sneak		Rocket Punch (USA)	Powder	7.5	Tastes a lot like the UK's Unreleased flavour. Maybe it is? 🤔
41	Sneak		Strawberry and Watermelon	Powder	7.5	Tastes like Nesquik. Watermelon is less pronounced, which I think is a good thing.
42	Irn-Bru	Pwr-Bru	Diablo Cherry	Carbonated	7	Cherry flavour is a little weak but perfectly cromulent.
43	Monster	Juiced	Aussie Lemonade	Carbonated	7	Tastes pretty much like a tart cloudy lemonade. Nice, but not something I could drink often.
44	Red Bull	Editions	Tropical edition sugarfree	Carbonated	7	Tastes like tropical fruit juice. Not very fizzy at all.
45	Sneak		Cola	Powder	7	It is recognisably a quite generic cola or cola sweet taste. Serviceable but maybe not a favourite.
46	Sneak		Electric Mango	Powder	7	Leans more into the bitter end of mango, but it's fine.
47	Sneak		Strawberry and Watermelon	Carbonated	7	Pretty good for a watermelon beverage. More flavourful than Blue Raspberry.
48	Vimto		Energy Zero	Carbonated	7	It just tastes like Vimto.
49	Mountain Dew		Baja Blast	Carbonated	6.5	Excessively sweet but generally a servicable citrus drink.
50	Sneak		Bubblegum Millions	Powder	6.5	As it says on the tin. Not standout, not terrible.
51	Sneak	Labs	Electric Mango ice lollies	Other	6.5	Has a mild tendency to separate which makes it weirdly gummy/chewy in places, but otherwise basically as nice as the drink.
52	Sneak		Option B (rhubarb and custard)	Powder	6.5	It's okay. Flavour might benefit by being more subtle, if anything.
53	Sneak		Sneakvision (lemon, lime & orange)	Powder	6.5	Tastes a lot like Unreleased but with a more citrussy taste. Still obscenely sweet though.
54	Sneak		Unreleased	Powder	6.5	Smells a lot like, tastes quite a bit like, and even kinda has the texture of Loveheart sweets. (It's pretty sweet.)
55	Sneak		Strawberry Gummy	Powder	6.5	Quite sweet and artificial tasting. It's fine, I'll drink it, but it's not really distinct in either flavour or novelty.
56	Monster	Ultra	Strawberry Dreams	Carbonated	6	Like Rosa, more just lemonade with a subtle flavour of something else. Nice but nothing to write home about.
57	Lucozade	Alert	Tropical Burst	Carbonated	6	Actually relatively balanced compared to a lot of tropical flavoured drinks on the list, but pineapple still a bit dominant.
58	Monster		Original	Carbonated	6	It tastes like Red Bull but nicer.
59	Monster	Ultra	Red	Carbonated	6	Can't really tell what this is meant to taste of.
60	Red Bull		Original (China)	Still	6	Sweeter and fruitier than the Red Bull we have, also not carbonated! Wild!
61	Relentless		Origin	Carbonated	6	It tastes like Red Bull but nicer.
62	Sneak		Blue Raspberry	Powder	6	It's nice, but doesn't taste that much like raspberries by my tongue.
63	Sneak	Shake	Caramel Latte	Powder	6	Distinctly coffee flavoured. Okay, but not really for me.
64	Sneak		Rainbow Burst	Powder	6	Tastes like slightly sweet, slightly strawberry-ish water. Flavours are pretty plain (mellow?)
65	Monster	Juiced	Bad Apple	Carbonated	5.5	Tasted quite acidic the first time around but on second try was much more like apple juice. Maybe just got a bad Bad Apple?
66	Red Bull		Original	Carbonated	5	It tastes like Red Bull.
67	Red Bull		Zero	Carbonated	5	Can't really tell the difference tbh.
68	Rich Energy		Original	Carbonated	5	Tastes identical to Red Bull smh
69	Sneak		Blue Raspberry	Carbonated	5	Flavour not as powerful as any Monster, prefer something more flavourful, but still okay.
70	Monster	Ultra	Black	Carbonated	4	Unremarkable. Pretty flat flavour.
71	Sneak		Neon Punch	Powder	4	Drinkable but not something I'd go for if other options are available.
72	Tesco		Blue Spark	Carbonated	4	It tastes like Red Bull but worse.
73	Sneak		Candy Apple	Powder	4	Really much too sweet for my liking, and nowhere enough apple flavour to compensate for it.
74	Sneak		Spectral Surge (cola and raspberry)	Powder	4	Ehh, doesn't really taste like what it aims to be, in my opinion. It's kind of sour and not all that pleasant.
75	Sneak		Cherry Bomb	Powder	3.5	Mmmm, no thanks. Kinda sour/bitter but not as much as Tropikilla.
76	Sneak		Island Punch	Powder	3.5	A little too aggressively in your face with the tropical fruit flavours, but still drinkable.
77	Monster	Juiced	Pacific Punch	Carbonated	3	Pineapple/guava is too strong, IMO. Like tastebuds being punched.
78	Sneak		Tropikilla	Carbonated	3	Too strong, unpleasant sour/bitter aftertaste.
79	Sneak		Tropikilla	Powder	3	Still, no thanks.
80	Sneak		Pina Collider (piña colada)	Powder	3	Smells dominantly of coconut. Tastes of coconut too. Pineapple doesn't really come through at all. Not a fan.
81	Monster	Ultra	Blue	Carbonated	2	Oh god it's like drinking Parma Violets.
82	Sneak		Purple Storm	Powder	2	Not sure what this is meant to be, but I don't like it.
83	Sneak		Melon Blast	Powder	1	I hate it. I hate it. Oh my god I hate it. It took me 12 hours to finish drinking this and I only did that to avoid food waste.
84	Sneak		Neural Upgrade (orange and pineapple)	Powder
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