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3245838139026554894/17/2013 18:03:06RT @muftimenk: Attitude can take away your beauty no matter how good looking you are or it could enhance your beauty, making you adorable.
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3243977180993536014/17/2013 5:43:37I'm a stress free kind of guy
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3243488319385190404/17/2013 2:29:22Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say but nothin comes out when they move their lips; just a bunch of gibberish
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3242684400828416004/16/2013 21:09:55@ImRealTed fake story
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3242112558690672664/16/2013 17:22:41So then I says to him, I says, relax bro my beard is not loaded
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3242101728620257294/16/2013 17:18:23@therealAbdul_ #heavy I've been looking for those, there is a shortage on the black market if you wanna make a quick buck, nuff said..
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3242093109367521294/16/2013 17:14:57@therealAbdul_ you need to get Claritin clear
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3240179635879936004/16/2013 4:34:37There are people that know the truth but stay silent & there are people that speak the truth but we don't hear them cuz they're the minority
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3239981622494740484/16/2013 3:15:56@mellochamp *say
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3239975833725992974/16/2013 3:13:38@MelloChamp and they what "god hates dead people?" Or victims of tragedies? Lol those people are cooked
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3239970029857873934/16/2013 3:11:19@MelloChamp what's new with them?
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3239500717774725144/16/2013 0:04:50Ain't no love in the heart of the city, stay safe people
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3236418007472578574/15/2013 3:39:52@xXjungaXx good luck my brother, I'm sure you'll get in
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3236412873350963204/15/2013 3:37:50@xXjungaXx where yu going?
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3236350981739847684/15/2013 3:13:14@biggblakk92 oh ight
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3236318330383237124/15/2013 3:00:16@biggblakk92 yo bigblack why are you saying "is" instead of "as"
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3235694444482437124/14/2013 22:52:21RT @_DosEqiusMan_: He once arm wrestled the Incredible Hulk. The loser had to paint himself green.
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3232509410485452804/14/2013 1:46:44And here I thought nemo's dad was about to get it with dory but apparently this man turned into a female #thatscray
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3232339072292208654/14/2013 0:39:03RT @TroyCrossley: @J_tsar just called me a pervert cus i like @GameOfThrones hmmmmmmm lol
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3232338788798996494/14/2013 0:38:56@TroyCrossley @gameofthrones every character on that show got some sort of std bro, I do like the show tho
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3232332163308584964/14/2013 0:36:18@TroyCrossley ahaha word mayne but that's not why I like the show... Lol fair to say all those hoes are prolly dirty...
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3232304310823321604/14/2013 0:25:14@TroyCrossley lets not get ahead of ourselves now Troy, it's a good show but breaking bad we can relate to a little bit more, I like meth
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3231896230587392004/13/2013 21:43:05Got me a haircut, I don't usually do those
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3231400708885995524/13/2013 18:26:11@Kid_Wavyy lol dam that's not an easy task bruh, I'll see what I can do
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3231350349303930894/13/2013 18:06:10@Kid_Wavyy yea man never get into a family plan with foreigners
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3225704320646758404/12/2013 4:42:38 the furious 5
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3225560967640514564/12/2013 3:45:40@DamnItGIO you know I'm not for that res dog
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3225546432154296324/12/2013 3:39:54Dreams really do come true, last night I dreamt I was eating a cheeseburger and in the afternoon today, guess what I was eating...
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3225524921372549124/12/2013 3:31:21Now we aint come here to start no drama, we just looking for our future baby mamas
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3225140311539302404/12/2013 0:58:31RT @SciencePorn: 1 person in the world has Syndrome X, which prevents normal aging. Brooke Greenberg is 20 but appears to be 1year old h ...
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3222276396350382084/11/2013 6:00:30Most of you are conditioned by the media
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3221433471437414404/11/2013 0:25:33Gain knowledge, get women, acquire currency #livestrong
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3220931048511979524/10/2013 21:05:55RT @eduardomporto: fuck barcelona
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3220364955632353284/10/2013 17:20:58RT @eduardomporto: how do they not show the champions league game on tv.... thats bullshit
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3218696711733329934/10/2013 6:18:04-you don't care that I smoke, right?
-man, I wouldn't care if you shot yourself in the head
^friendship
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3218680948868014084/10/2013 6:11:48Living life too fast y'all need to slow down
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3216909124366745604/9/2013 18:27:44@xXjungaXx http://t.co/33Dzevjvja this ever happen to you??
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3214962611046481934/9/2013 5:34:16Imagine how reckless their weekend is going to be in #Louisville
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3211352797149921284/8/2013 5:39:51RT @NotCommonFacts: A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.
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3211132248020992014/8/2013 4:12:13If you have the knowledge and the inspiration all that's left is to take action
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3207109195775590414/7/2013 1:33:36I really don't like it when I have one ear pressed against the pillow and I start to hear my heart beat, who can sleep with all that noise
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3200047188752670724/5/2013 2:47:25@MelloChamp #godyallsomebrokeboys
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3199812173468835844/5/2013 1:14:01RT @FillWerrell: The moment when you get your friend in trouble http://t.co/I1h5k5JLkW
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3199748452092600324/5/2013 0:48:42I need a new show to watch
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3199343862062940164/4/2013 22:07:56Drinking tea and I'm sweating
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3199339815188848644/4/2013 22:06:19I'm hot, about 103.4 degrees to be exact
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3189484349776240644/2/2013 4:50:07I got too much love and respect for the twins happy 20th fellas @CopDaWholeThang @Kid_Wavyy
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3185905514589798404/1/2013 5:08:01@sotirop_evi you're waaaay prettier of course
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3185889601945804804/1/2013 5:01:41@sotirop_evi don't say that Evi
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3185862429524869144/1/2013 4:50:54Hey @sotirop_evi turn to channel 30 you'll find your long lost brother http://t.co/5fwwPeikpJ
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3185683051473960964/1/2013 3:39:37- Хороший мой... Бедненький... Маленький... Малюсенький...
- Настя блять!!! Ну кто ТАК возбуждает?! #russian #prikol
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3185623360865566724/1/2013 3:15:54RT @EarthPix: Amazing close up of a Human Eye http://t.co/77Pjd1OPxn
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3182052399184814093/31/2013 3:36:55Naaah I'm just kiddin freeee the waaave
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3182051402282516503/31/2013 3:36:32Keep max b in jail
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3180004073622855693/30/2013 14:02:59Lunch, dinner ima let you get here but that was the best breakfast of all time
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3173825486637137933/28/2013 21:07:50No one is really violent until they're with the homies
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3171409070969528323/28/2013 5:07:39Like lee, I'm likely to make a joke out of chuck
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3171275527266140163/28/2013 4:14:35Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred miiinutes
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3169787433002188803/27/2013 18:23:16@JukeMeng yeaa that's beefski
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3169776888563630083/27/2013 18:19:05Careful who you text http://t.co/JA7NB81WUT
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3167596901702246403/27/2013 3:52:49RT @ChinksMcGee: Lmaoooo http://t.co/hNYQD60B1L
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3166259999724298243/26/2013 19:01:35@bettzamparelli on second thought it must be a struggle for autocorrect to correct your thug swag
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3166248320558694423/26/2013 18:56:57@BettZamparelli I bet dawg, with you're unique lexicon it must be a struggle
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3166211902381875223/26/2013 18:42:28Autocorrect is fucking with my grammar
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3166207933186048003/26/2013 18:40:54Jeremy has 32 teeth, Johny 28 and Jamal 19, doesn't matter what toothpaste yu use what's important is not to buy Jordan's on release day
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3166131455631032333/26/2013 18:10:30RT @themikederby: I give it three months til we start seeing retweet this for heaven favorite it for hell on twitter
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3166130847625011213/26/2013 18:10:16Being bilingual is da bomb
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3166118915291340813/26/2013 18:05:31-Выходи за меня замуж.
-Хорошо, Согласна!
И тишина
-Ну ты больше ничего мне не скажешь, дорогой?
-Да я и так уже, кажется лишнего пизданул
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3165580737140572163/26/2013 14:31:40I bought a pack of orbit today and the guy at the cash register asked if I wanted a bag. So I made him double bag it
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3163962467618652163/26/2013 3:48:38RT @EarthPix: Eiffel Tower Struck by Lightning http://t.co/qmq4n6eHcs
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3162286930496061443/25/2013 16:42:50@therealAbdul_ @sotirop_evi I can't watch my mouth that's physically impossible Abdul...
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3162194166542745623/25/2013 16:05:58@sotirop_evi @therealabdul_ lol but yea yu kids are alright
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3162190199444070403/25/2013 16:04:24@sotirop_evi @therealabdul_  http://t.co/ZTX0eW6iH2
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3162144950327787523/25/2013 15:46:25@sotirop_evi @therealAbdul_ oh my Kenyan god, oh my Greek goddess  lol I'm kidding you guys are cute when yu do that in every post
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3161973150964940823/25/2013 14:38:09@MonTanA_BaBy replace that with fajr guy, then dhur and so on #wordsofwisdom for ya
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3161778738724864003/25/2013 13:20:54@MelloChamp 80% man, always
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3161059834935623693/25/2013 8:35:14That homework that I was supposed to do, yeaa I'm still doing it
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3159995612294184963/25/2013 1:32:21Walking dead then Vikings and maybe some homework
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3158224090160414723/24/2013 13:48:24#tmlt I just wrote y'all a horoscope for the day and most of you will be like "dam, that shit was so accurate" #goodmorning
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3158223631177728013/24/2013 13:48:13you will have to make tough decisions today and those decisions will influence your future, hardships will arouse and yu will roll up loud
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3157685440485826583/24/2013 10:14:22“@KidComeUp: Just got home like a real nigga decently poppin night...” Lol you're a clown bro #fuxwithit
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3156449616410910733/24/2013 2:03:17RT @ChiIdhoodRuiner: Hahaha http://t.co/jQuKXwvuOQ
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3151704102347857923/22/2013 18:37:36@TroyCrossley @xxjungaxx lets go whale watching... outside of Bellingham sq McDs
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3150389851918458893/22/2013 9:55:21I was gonna go for a 6am run aha I'm joking I woke up to eat some Nutella
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3150385291745116163/22/2013 9:53:33Not too early for breakfast, is it?
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3149136050091704333/22/2013 1:37:08RT @DrJohnnyBlaze: dont waste my breath iont know how many moves a nigga got left
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3148955802729267213/22/2013 0:25:31#ilove http://t.co/Wzim51hjLv
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3146042935273144343/21/2013 5:08:03@MelloChamp I think it's too late...
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3146034815100682243/21/2013 5:04:49@MelloChamp yu apply already?
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3146028641211023363/21/2013 5:02:22Once you feel you are avoided by someone, never disturb them again
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3145957007573647373/21/2013 4:33:54@MelloChamp for which semester?
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3145934643419095043/21/2013 4:25:01Evil triumphs when good men do nothing
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3145478981656330243/21/2013 1:23:57@TroyCrossley @xxjungaxx I'm still around till Sunday, we can do more damage I got some more left
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3145468701794877453/21/2013 1:19:52@TroyCrossley @xxjungaxx yea cuddi, we done did it. I told him to hit yu up but the bird abstained from doing so
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3145344459673681923/21/2013 0:30:30RT @Factsionary: Clinomania is an excessive desire to stay in bed all day, over 70% of people experience this on a daily basis.
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3137929119322808323/18/2013 23:23:54People come into your life to help you, hurt you, love you and leave you and that shapes your character and the person you were meant to be
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3136589097327738883/18/2013 14:31:26in my time, as an uncle of 4 now, I can tell you that Sesame Street teaches kids nothing useful except the alphabet and how to count to ten
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3134387501328261123/17/2013 23:56:36* On the phone*" Yo are you with junes?"
@TroyCrossley - what, nigga I'm not Jewish" lol major miscommunication
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3133474647091568643/17/2013 17:53:51RT @FillWerrell: I didn't lose a follower, a follower lost me
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