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You have entered Hawkins, Indiana, circa 1983. You are a 12yrs old, hanging out with your friends Mike, Dustin, Lucas, and Will. One night, after a rigorous Dungeons and Dragons campaign, your friend Will disappears while biking home. You and your friends decide to explore, and discover a horrifying secret your town has been hiding. An isolated laboratory has created a monster, which has escaped from its holding cell, and is killing everyone in its way. You name this monster the demagorgon, after the enemy in your D&D campaign. You will now roll your own dice to determine the fate of your character - will you be the one to conquer the demagorgon, or will you become its prey?
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1You trip on your untied shoelace and fall onto your own sword. The Demogorgon laughs. You die.You go for a swim and end up in the Upside-Down. The demagorgon is bewildered when you arrive, but immediately devours you.You and your friends are playing hide-and-seek, when they gesture for you to hide in the closet. You enter the Upside-Down and the demogorgon slurps you up like spaghetti.
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2You are distracted by the wafting smell of eggos fresh out of the toaster. The Demogorgon eats you. You die.You end up at a party just so your best friend can get laid. You accidentally cut your hand and attract the demagorgon, who devours you. You're too busy blasting The Clash to hear the demogorgon enter your bedroom. It eats your face off.
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3You find the thought of physical violence abhorrent and try to talk your way out of it. The Demogorgon eats you. You die.You find a vial of poison to lace your sword. You struggle with the stopper and it splashes into your face. You die a quick and agonizing death. You play dead but the Demogorgon can hear you breathing and finds you to be a delicious snack. You die.
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4You swing your sword mightily, but it slips out of your hands and lodges into the wall. The Demogorgon eats you. You die.Your mother tells you to be home before dark, but you get lost on the bike path and end up in the upside down. The Demogorgon eats you. You should always listen to your mother. You call out for your best friend to back you up. She's too busy making out and the Demogorgon eats you.
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5You attempt to barter your way out of the fight with promises of riches and fineries. The Demogorgon has family money and is unimpressed with your offer. It eats you. You die.You offer the Demogorgon your PB&J, but he's allergic to peanuts. He murders you.Your measley attempt to injure the demogorgon only causes it to enrage and grow in strength. It takes one swipe at you and you leave this mortal coil. You're dead.
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6You become tangled in Christmas lights and drop your sword. You see the lights on the wall spell “oops”. The Demogorgon eats you. You die.Your walkie talkie crackles alerting the Demogorgon to your location. You are paralyzed with fear and the Demogorgon makes you an easy meal. You die.The demogorgon was never a fan of 80's fashion. Your scrunchie affronts it and it chooses to respond with YOUR DEATH.
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7Your sword breaks off its hilt and you fumble to pick it up, cutting yourself on the blade. This only makes the ravenous Demogorgon even hungrier. He eats you. You die.The demogorgon is not impressed with your amatuer photography and kills you. The demogorgon deflects your fire spell and you spontaneously combust. You die.
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8You charge valiantly at the Demogorgon and narrowly miss. As you turn to charge again you slip in a pool of syrup. Damnit Eleven. Your sword flies from your hand and grazes the Demogorgon. You do 5 dmg.You summon the fire of a thousand suns. It takes a while though and the demogorgon has time to move out of the way. He gets hit by molten shrapnel and takes 5 dmgYou pelt the demogorgon with rocks and sticks. It stares at you blankly but also takes 5dmg.
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9You summon a fireball that looks more like a fire marble. you hurl it at the Demogorgon and it singes it's finger. You do 5dmg.The demogorgon laughs at your futile attempt to fight him in hand to hand combat. You are, of course, a mere mortal. You are also, of course, quick and resourceful. You pull the rug from beneath the demogorgon and it slams into the ground taking 5 dmg. Best case scenario here is that you do a little damage before you die. Well guess what. I'm a glass have full kind of gal and I'm going down swinging. You give it the ol' uppercut and it takes 5dmg
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10You let out an ear-piercing screech at the Demagorgon as it tries to hug you. It's offended, and takes 5 emotional dmg.Finding peace with your fate you clench your eyes and wait for the demogorgon's jaws to clamp around you. But thankfully you have rag tag team of badass friends to back you up. Lucas charges up behind you and hurls his mace into a stunning blow on the demogorgon. It takes 5 damage. A demagorgon corpse washes up. Hey - wait a minute - you've seen this trick before with Will! Upon figuring out this clever misdirection, the demagorgon takes 5 points of dmg from you wounding its pride.
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11Battling a Demogorgon is hard. But Highschool is harder. You throw a textbook at it and hear a solid thump as it whacks the demogorgon in the face. It takes 5dmg.In a lucky turn of events, your attempt to flee kicks some dust into the demogorgon's eyes. It stumbles and rolls into a bed of cactus and takes 5dmg. You are stealthy like a ninja. You sneak up behind the demogorgon and stab it with your swish army knife. It takes 5dmg
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12While in a moshpit at a Clash show, you accidentally spinkick the demagorgon as it tries to eat you. It takes 5 dmg.Finding your lost nerve you ROAR with bestial vigor and 1, 2, punch the demogorgon right in its ugly face. You're tiny and weak though and the demogorgon only takes 5dmgYou savagely cut the demogorgon with your words. Your insults sting like salt in its wounds. It takes 5dmg
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13Your sexual tension with Steve makes the Demogorgon feel sad. It takes 5dmg from crippling lonelinessYour call to the wild spell brings down a group of hawks that scratch and bite at the demogorgon. It takes 5 dmgYou're no Lando. You come to the aid of your friends and swing your sword mightily. The demogorgon takes 5dmg
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14A stormcloud swirls and thunder roils as you summon a lightning bolt that scorches the Demogorgon for 5dmg. You perform a ritual summoning of spiders that crawl all over the demogorgon and give it a major case of the heeby jeebies. It takes 5 dmgChief Hopper finally listens to you and believes you - albeit, a little too late. He meets up with you and finds you in a confrontation with the demagorgon. He shoots it, dealing 10dmg to it at your behest.
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15You remember that you're the sherrif in this town and draw your pistol. The Demogorgon is fast, but you graze it with a bullet. It takes 10dmg. You do a combo move with Dustin and perform a critical backstab. The Demogorgon arcs in pain and takes 10dmg.You successfully lure the demagorgon to Joyce's house, which is littered with booby traps. It takes 10 dmg.
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16The demogorgon charges and you evade. It falls down the quarry and takes 10dmg.You hurl some throwing stars at the Demogorgon. He tries to evade but is struck by 3 of them. He cries out and takes 10 dmgDr. Brenner's henchmen attempt to tase you, but you have catlike reflexes and dodge it. The barbs of the taser land firmly in the chest of the demagorgon, who was creeping up behind you. It takes 10 dmg.
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17The demogorgon tries to eat you and gets a mouthful of Lacefront wig. It chokes and spits it out but you're all ready with a mighty swing of your sword. You make contact and the Demogorgon takes 10dmg. The demogorgon bursts through the wall like the coolade man, but a beam in the ceiling falls on its head. It takes 10 dmg. You stole the strange eggs from Will's hiding place and made an omelet with them. The demagorgon watches you eat its unborn children in terror. It takes 10 dmg.
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18You use the rope that is keeping you tied to our dimension to strangle the Demogorgon. He breaks free but takes 10dmg.A poison spell saps the demogorgon of its energy and hit stumbles against a tree. He takes 10 dmgYou update the demagorgon on the social drama: "... and Nancy left Barb all alone at that party and that's when she disappeared!" The demagorgon recalls murdering Barb, and feels a little bad, thinking maybe it should have murdered Nancy instead. It takes 10 dmg.
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19You summon the strenght that only a mom could have and wildly flail your axe at the demogorgon. You get a solid hit to the arm. The demogorgon takes 10dmg.Your Freeze spell chills it to the core. The Demogorgon takes 10 dmgSteve's horrible personality enrages the demogorgon and you tell it that NANCY IS STILL WITH HIM. He takes 10dmg from disbelief
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20Eleven appears and says "I'll take it from here." You hear the Demogorgon screech in pain. The demogorgon takes 15dmg.You hear Eleven munching on an eggo behind you and know that it will all be ok. The Demogorgon flies against the blackboard and takes 15dmg.Eleven's nose starts to bleed. You look at your friends and run for cover. The Demogorgon screeches and takes 15 telekinetic dmg
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There is a gut wrenching cry of pain from the demogorgon as it finally leaves this plane of existence. You look at your friends and high five. Great campaign ladies.
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