The Cursed Kumquat Language

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1	The Kumquat Language: kimkwot ^Butterfly 2^ wan*ghwat
2	Consonants	Labial	Alveolar	Palatal	Velar	Uvular		Grammar (notable features)					Personal pronouns (undropped)	Ergative				Absolutive				Dative
3	Nasal	m	n					* VOS word order						Singular	Paucal	Decimal	Plural	Singular	Paucal	Decimal	Plural	Singular	Paucal	Decimal	Plural
4	Plosive		t d	c <c> ɟ <f>	k ~ q <k> g ~ ɢ <g>			* Polypersonal agreement					1st person	Myd	my*dwet	my*dyym	mydee*ghwam	my	my*wet	my*jyym	myjee*ghwam	mym	mym*wet	my*myym	mymee*ghwam
5	Fricative				x <h> ɣ <gh>			* Prepositional phrases are marked using default Scratch sprites that are placed after the noun					2nd person	jud	ju*dwet	ju*dyym	judee*ghwam	ju	ju*wet	ju*jyym	jujee*ghwam	jum	jum*wet	ju*myym	jumee*ghwam
6	Affricate				kx <kh> gɣ <gh>			* Three noun cases: Ergative, absolutive, dative					3rd person	hid	hi*dwet	hi*dyym	hidee*ghwam	hi	hi*wet	hi*jyym	hijee*ghwam	him	him*wet	hi*myym	himee*ghwam
7	Approximant			j	w			* Tense, aspect, and mood are marked using Scratch blocks that are placed after the verb plus various suffixes					Interrogative	kwod	kwod*wet	kwod*yym	kwodee*ghwam	kwo	kwo*wet	kwo*jyym	kwojee*ghwam	kwom	kwom*wet	kwo*myym	kwomee*ghwam
8								* Strict animacy hierarchy that favors kumquats and computers and no verb meaning "to be" except in contexts where no other verb takes the spot
9	Vowels	Central	Back					* Four moods are marked using Scratch Pen Extension blocks that take various suffixes for positive, negative, or interrogative.
10	High		u <u> u: <uu>					Noun cases	Singular	Paucal (2-10)	Decimal (10-19)	Plural (>19)		Enforcing person hierarchy
11	Mid	ə <y> ə: <yy>	o <o> o: <oo>					Ergative	-(a)d	-(a)dwet	-(a)dyym	-(a)deeghwam		Direct	i(j)-
12	Low-mid		ʌ <i> ɔ <e> ʌ: <ii> ɔ: <ee>					Absolutive	-	-wet	-(j)yym	-(j)eeghwam		Inverse	dwi(j)-
13	Low		ɑ <a> ɑ: <aa>					Dative	-(a)m	-(a)mwet	-(a)myym	-(a)meeghwam
14				Animacy hierarchy (3rd person)					I am a kumquat -	Imykemy kinkwot Myd.
15	Phonotactics			Top	Kumquats, storms, computers, computer programs		Polypersonal agreement		Singular		Paucal		Decimal		Plural
16	(C)(W)V(N) syllable structure			Middle-Top-Top	Sentient creatures other than kumquats, body parts				Subject	Object	Subject	Object	Subject	Object	Subject	Object
17	C= any consonant			Middle-Top	Animals, other natural phenomena		1st person		-my	-my(j)-	-mu	-mu(w)-	-mum	-mum-	-meed	-meed-
18	V= any vowel			Middle-Bottom	Other plants, food, signatures, paper (including exams)		2nd person		-ju	-ju(w)	-jut	-jut-	-jyym	-jyym-	-jeed	-jeed-
19	W= /w/ or /j/			Middle-Bottom-Bottom	Rocks, schools (the building)			Kumquats, storms, computers, computer programs	-ke(w)	-ke(w)-	-kwet	-kwet-	-cyym	-cyym-	-khwam	-khwam-
20	N= /m/, /n/, /t/, or /d/			Bottom	Everything else			Sentient creatures other than kumquats, body parts	-hju	-hju(w)-	-hwud	-hwud-	-hjum	-hjum-	-hjam	-hjam-
21							3rd person	Animals, fish, other natural phenomena	-hen	-hen-	-het	-het-	-hem	-hem-	-haam	-haam-
22	"Rockology"							Other plants, food, signatures, paper (including exams)	-sid	-sid-	-sidwet	-sidwet-	-syym	-syym-	-segh	-segh-
23	Rockology is the kumquat equivelant of stress.							Rocks, schools (the building)	-wad	-wad-	-wet	-wet-	-wam	-wam-	-waad	-waad-
24	Rockology is dependent on syllable mora. An open syllable with a short vowel is considered to be one mora. An open syllable with a long vowel or a coda and a short vowel							Everything else	-	-	-adwet	-adwet-	-dyym	-dyym-	-deeghwam	-deeghwam-
25	are two mora. A syllable with a long vowel and a coda is three mora. You must throw the rock on the fourth mora from the end of the word.						Interrogative		-wad	-wad-	-wet	-wet-	-wam	-wam-	-waad	-waad-
26	Rockology involves grabbing a rock and throwing it into the air, with the expectation that it will collapse and your school will burn down upon landing the rock on the ground.
27							"Tenses"		Simple	Habitual	Participle	Progressive/Continuous	Imperative	Irrealis		Other Moods	Positive	Negative	Interrogative
28							Tense	Scratch Block								Indicative	(erase all)	(erase all)-ne	(erase all)-kwo
29							Present		(move () steps)	(move () steps)-em	(move () steps)-du	(move () steps)-dwima	(move () steps)-hereja	(move () steps)-mwina		Optative	(stamp)	(stamp)-ne	(stamp)-kwo
30	An asterisk after the end of the syllable shows where rockology occurs.						Past		(clear sound effects)	(clear sound effects)-em	(clear sound effects)-du	(clear sound effects)-dwima	(clear sound effects)-hereja	(clear sound effects)-mwina		Potential	(change color by ())	(change color by ())-ne	(change color by ())-kwo
31							Distant Past		(change x by ())	(change x by ())-em	(change x by ())-du	(change x by ())-dwima	(change x by ())-hereja	(change x by ())-mwina		Neccessative	(pen down)	(pen down)-ne	(pen down)-kwo
32							Really Distant Past		(play sound () until done)	(play sound () until done)-em	(play sound () until done)-du	(play sound () until done)-dwima	(play sound () until done)-hereja	(play sound () until done)-mwina
33							Future		(broadcast ())	(broadcast ())-em	(broadcast ())-du	(broadcast ())-dwima	(broadcast ())-hereja	(broadcast ())-mwina
34							Distant Future		(create clone of ())	(create clone of ())-em	(create clone of ())-du	(create clone of ())-dwima	(create clone of ())-hereja	(create clone of ())-mwina
35							Really Distant Future		(ask () and wait)	(ask () and wait)-em	(ask () and wait)-du	(ask () and wait)-dwima	(ask () and wait)-hereja	(ask () and wait)-mwina
36							Conditional		(set () to ())	(set () to ())-em	(set () to ())-du	(set () to ())-dwima	(set () to ())-hereja	(set () to ())-mwina
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