TWHG All Texts, Tips and Speeches

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1	The World's Hardest Game 1 - ALL TIPS AND TEXTS
2	TEXTS
3	Texts are the messages that appear once before each level, lasting 44 frames.
4	Note texts appear in all caps in the game, but have been written here in lowercase for readability.
5	Level	Text	Notes
6	1	You don't know what you're getting into.	There is an alternative text for Level 1 "It gets much harder." which is unused in the game. The only way to see this text is to use the Any% strategy that rapidly skips through all the levels.
7	2	Don't even bother trying.
8	3	I can almost guarantee you will fail.
9	4	That one was easy.
10	5	This one is easier than your mother.	This text was changed to "Mwahahahaha!!!!" in the coolmathgames version, presumeably to be more family friendly.
11	6	Don't get dizzy, now.
12	7	How fast can you go?
13	8	Don't get confuzed, now.	The typo "confuzed" instead of "confused" is part of the original text. It is possible this spelling was intentional.
14	9	How good are your reflexes?
15	10	Harder than it looks.
16	11	Just give up... it keeps getting harder.
17	12	I hope you're not in a hurry.
18	13	This is way too easy. Seriously. Not hard.
19	14	It starts to get real tricky here.
20	15	There's an easy way and a hard way.
21	16	Give up, this one isn't even hard.
22	17	You won't beat the game.
23	18	This one is so hard you'll never do it.
24	19	Not so easy, is it?
25	20	It gets harder now.
26	21	You've already lost.
27	22	Don't choke!
28	23	Around and around...
29	24	This one isn't hard if you know the trick.
30	25	You're probably getting frustrated.
31	26	Shouldn't even take more than 2 deaths...
32	27	Not hard at all.
33	28	Baby want his bottle?
34	29	Might be tricky.
35	30	Impossible.
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37	TIPS
38	Tips are the messages that appear before every fifth level, with a go button at the bottom.
39	Level	Text	Notes
40	1	You are the red square. Avoid the blue circles and collect the yellow circles. Once you have collected all of the yellow circles, move to the green beacon to complete the level. Some levels consist of more than one beacon; the intermediary beacons act as checkpoints. You must complete all 30 levels in order to submit your score. Your score is a reflection of how many times you have died; the less, the better.	The words "red", "blue", "yellow" and "green" are coloured according to their colour instead of being black text.
41	5	TIP: Don't just jump right into a level you've never played before! Analyze the level beforehand and plan out how you are going to beat it. Remember, the objective is to beat the game with the least amount of deaths; not in the fastest time.
42	10	TIP: When you're up against grids of enemies, the safest place to be is away from the center. This way you have more time to move between the enemies. Even when the grid formations are less evident, if many of the enemies are moving up and down or left and right, the best place to be would be away from the center. Some levels are actually impossible without using this strategy, so make sure you've mastered it!
43	15	TIP: Some levels have a pattern that you must analyze and strategically manipulate in order to beat them. Levels with patterns usually take more deaths to beat, but if you make sure with each death you aren't making the same mistake, you're death count will be lower.	The typo "you're" instead of "your" is part of the original text.
44	20	TIP: When challenged with obstacles that require your attention in more than one place at a time, som,etimes it helps to sacrafice your player a few times just focussing on one aspect of the level, and when you're more comfortable with that skil;l you can attempt the other aspects of the level at the same time.	The typo "sacrafice" instead of "sacrifice" is part of the original text.
45	25	TIP: On levels that have "safe spots" or checkpoints, you shouldn't take too long of a break on them (especially if they aren't checkpoints), because then when you resume playing you won't be quite as quick as you were when you reached that position. Remember, just because the time you take to beat the game doesn't matter, doesn't mean you should be taking a long break at every chance you get.
46	30	TIP: The following level is impossible.
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