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Cobbled together by @Gizmo83508413 (with thanks to some reprobates on TheForum365)
Parental Guidance is advised due to the use of words like fuck and cunt. Timings are approximate.Terms and conditions apply. Your home may be repossesed if the IEA get anywhere near the economy again
Expected Winner - Cumulative Tally
(main parties only)
Actual Winner - Cumulative Tally
(main parties only)
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HourMinConstituency nameNotional 2019 winnerNotional majorityNotional raw majorityElectoral Calculus Expected Winner
(at 26/06)
Actual ResultTimePossible lols /
worth a watch?
Reason for possible lols / other commentsLabConLDRefGrnSNPLabConLDRefGrnSNPPC
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2345Houghton & Sunderland SouthLab7.53,271LabLab23:14:00Not really1000001000000
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0000Blyth & AshingtonLab14.26,118LabLab23:30:00Not really2000002000000
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0015Basildon & BillericayCon44.320,749LabCon04:00:00FUCK YEAH!Ric Holden's new North East constituency. If this falls as an early seat, the Tories are turbo-fucked. 3000002100000
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0015BroxbourneCon40.319,192ConCon02:15:00MaybeCharles Walker's constituency - EC has a 2% difference in his favour3100002200000
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0030Sunderland CentralLab6.82,964LabLab00:10:00Not really4100003200000
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0030Swindon SouthCon11.45,650LabLab00:15:00Yes
Robert Buckland's constituency. Always comes across as reasonable. Then I remember he is a Tory, so really isn't
5100004200000
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0045Cramlington & KillingworthLab4.52,157LabLab01:17:00Not really6100005200000
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0045Washington & Gateshead SouthLab9.43,938LabLab00:27:00Not really7100006200000
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0100MakerfieldLab11.04,955LabNot really8100006200000
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0100RutherglenSNP11.95,855LabYesMargaret Ferrier's constituency and the start of the fall of the SNP?9100006200000
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0100TynemouthLab6.53,512LabLab02:20:00Not really10100007200000
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0100WiganLab14.96,728LabNot really11100007200000
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Newcastle upon Tyne Central & West
Lab32.715,731LabLab00:40:00Not really12100008200000
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Newcastle upon Tyne East & Wallsend
Lab35.617,793LabNot really13100008200000
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0115Newcastle upon Tyne NorthLab12.66,823LabNot really14100008200000
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0130Barnsley NorthLab9.04,002LabLab02:00:00Not really15100009200000
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0130Barnsley SouthLab12.64,720LabLab02:12:00Not really161000010200000
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0130East Kilbride & StrathavenSNP25.513,169LabNot reallyScotland continues to turn red?171000010200000
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0130Leigh & AthertonCon0.7293LabLab02:10:00Yes181000011200000
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0130PutneyLab8.04,416LabLab02:20:00Not really191000012200000
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0130TootingLab24.514,307LabNot really201000012200000
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0145Hamilton & Clyde ValleySNP16.47,758LabYesShould the SNP not just embrace the demise?211000012200000
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0145Harrogate & KnaresboroughCon15.88,787LDLD01:31:00FUCK YEAH!This is getting silly now211100012210000
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0145Leicester SouthLab46.422,023LabNot really221100012210000
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0145Swindon NorthCon28.013,250LabLab02:06:00Yes231100013210000
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0200Cambridgeshire North WestCon36.217,032LabYes241100013210000
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0200Cannock ChaseCon42.919,879LabLab02:15:00YesAmanda Milling's seat. Rishi possibly starting to cry at this point251100014210000
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0200Castle PointCon59.727,009LabCon02:03:00YesClose run seat but this is turning into a cunting261100014310000
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0200DarlingtonCon10.74,968LabLab01:51:00Yes271100015310000
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0200Dunbartonshire WestSNP21.19,841LabLabYesFFS - can someone else win a seat PLEASE!!!281100016310000
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0200Dundee CentralSNP32.615,221SNPYesCould be close, but the SNP are off and running!281100116310000
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0200Essex North WestCon42.023,227ConYesBOOOOOOOO - depending on Broxbourne, Bad Enoch may be the first Tory winner282100116310000
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0200Gateshead Central & WhickhamLab14.15,911LabLab01:03:00Not really292100117310000
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0200Glenrothes & Mid FifeSNP22.19,352LabYesThe SNP comeback is derailed302100117310000
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0200HavantCon47.421,792LabMaybeHas swung from Con to lab on EC in the last few days312100117310000
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0200HexhamCon22.612,186LabYesNormal service is resumed322100117310000
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0200Leicester EastLab12.45,999LabNot really332100117310000
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0200Lewisham EastLab42.719,979LabNot really342100117310000
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0200Lewisham West & East DulwichLab51.523,823LabNot really352100117310000
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0200Middlesbrough & Thornaby EastLab29.611,141LabLab2/;26Not really362100118310000
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Middlesbrough South & East Cleveland
Con22.910,299LabFUCK YEAH!
Fuck off, Simon Clarke, you absolute weapon! PS - have you noticed he looks like he should be a little dweeb, but is in fact 9'3" - weird
372100118310000
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0200North DownAll6.22,641AllNot really372100118310000
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0200PeterboroughCon4.92,333LabYes382100118310000
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0200RedcarCon10.94,878LabLab02:17:00YesJacob Young's constituency392100119310000
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0200South ShieldsLab18.38,365LabLab01:22:00Not really402100120310000
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0200StrangfordDUP14.35,677DUPNot really402100120310000
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0200Swansea WestLab22.710,037LabLab02:28:00Not really412100121310000
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0200TorbayCon34.817,751LDYesAnother one bites the dust412200121310000
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0200Tyrone WestSF18.48,074SFNot really412200121310000
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0200Vale of GlamorganCon5.12,566LabLab02:11:00YesAlun Cairns is an absolute whopper422200122310000
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0200Warwickshire North & BedworthCon39.117,956LabYes432200122310000
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0215GowerLab5.93,181LabLabNot really442200123310000
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0215KnowsleyLab70.932,901LabLab01:55:00Not really452200124310000
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0215Leicester WestLab12.64,882LabNot really462200124310000
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0215Paisley & Renfrewshire SouthSNP23.911,023LabYesSeat was held by Mhairi Black. Mel Gibson would be turning in his grave472200124310000
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0215Rayleigh & WickfordCon57.330,348ConCon01:43:00Not reallyBOOOOOOO - Fucking Penfold473200124410000
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0230Arbroath & Broughty FerrySNP20.710,777SNPNot really473200224410000
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0230BatterseaLab11.06,026LabLab02:10:00Not really483200225410000
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0230BlackburnLab42.718,616LabNot really493200225410000
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0230CaerphillyLab15.36,901LabNot really503200225410000
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0230ChorleySpkr43.617,392SpkrNot really503200225410000
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0230Clwyd NorthCon5.52,834LabYes513200225410000
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0230ColchesterCon22.310,940LabLab02:11:00YesWill Quince? Yes, it probably will. Now fuck off.523200226410000
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0230Durham NorthLab9.34,424LabNot really533200226410000
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0230EasingtonLab19.77,852LabNot really543200226410000
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0230Heywood & Middleton NorthLab1.6680LabNot really553200226410000
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0230Jarrow & Gateshead EastLab25.510,317LabLab01:40:00Not really563200227410000
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0230Kilmarnock & LoudounSNP26.612,659SNPLab02:41:00Not really563200328410000
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0230Lewisham NorthLab57.228,949LabNot really573200328410000
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0230Newport West & IslwynLab4.12,001LabNot really583200328410000
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0230Norwich SouthLab24.512,583LabNot really593200328410000
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0230Nottingham EastLab42.318,942LabNot really603200328410000
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0230Nottingham SouthLab22.310,041LabNot really613200328410000
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0230Pendle & ClitheroeCon23.811,568LabYes623200328410000
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0230Perth & Kinross-shireSNP4.22,364SNPNot really623200428410000
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0230RochdaleLab19.38,109WorkersLab02:35:00Yes
Hopefully Galloway will be fired into the sun. At least if he wins the war in Palestine will end. That's how it works, right? Right???
623200429410000
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0230Stratford-on-AvonCon35.519,020LDFUCK YEAH!WOW! Tax cheat Zahawi's old seat has massively swung to LD on EC in the last few days623300429410000
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0245AldershotCon34.717,985LabYes
False dawn for the Tories in Stratford. Aldershot is home of British Army and has only ever returned Tory MPs
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0245Bedfordshire MidCon40.020,509LabFUCK YEAH!Dorries used to have this seat. Should be fun for a C4 meltdown 643300429410000
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0245BolsoverCon11.55,273LabYesDennis Skinner approves this result653300429410000
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0245BurnleyCon0.3127LabYesTories are halfway to double figures - will they get there before 3am??663300429410000
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0245Dunstable & Leighton BuzzardCon31.915,386LabYesWell, not by losing 15k majorities they won't673300429410000
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0245Folkestone & HytheCon29.613,239LabYes683300429410000
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0245Hampshire North EastCon39.522,433ConMaybeBOOOOOOO - LDs may spring a surprise though…684300429410000
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0245HertsmereCon43.822,980LabFUCK YEAH!Tight as a gnats chuff, but Dowden may have to go back to the Game On flat694300429410000
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0245Paisley & Renfrewshire NorthSNP25.111,753LabYesNot a great night for the SNP so far704300429410000
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0300Aberdeen NorthSNP28.314,210SNPNot really704300529410000
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0300Aberdeen SouthSNP10.95,463SNPNot reallyFlynn will hold his seat704300629410000
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0300Airdrie & ShottsSNP11.55,324LabYesCould be a close one, but the run of SNP seats may have ended714300629410000
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0300Alloa & GrangemouthSNP27.912,727SNPNot reallySNP back on track…temporarily. Currently neck and neck with the Tories714300729410000
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0300Alyn & DeesideLab0.8411LabNot really724300729410000
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0300Amber ValleyCon37.016,891LabYes734300729410000
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0300Antrim EastDUP15.96,395DUPNot reallySammy Wilson probably won't have an aneurysm tonight (it's definitely happening though)734300729410000
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0300Bangor AberconwyCon1.5749LabYes744300729410000
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0300Belfast EastDUP5.82,626DUPNot really744300729410000
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0300Belfast NorthSF7.83,739SFNot really744300729410000
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0300Belfast WestSF30.312,997SFNot really744300729410000
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0300Bexhill & BattleCon41.020,384LabFUCK YEAH!
The coward, Hew Merriman, has run away like a coward, and a 20k majority crumbles. What's not to like?
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