Shit, you have to.
|A place to keep track of all the wonderfully descriptive things Pat Tabler contributes to the Blue Jays Broadcast. feel free to add instances or format give suggestions...until there's some raw data I'm not really sure what this can/will become -Brainojack|
|ie If there is a particular turn of phrase that is repeated often a running total can be kept|
This will grab a random Tablerism from the list and display it in a convienient location (at home in this sheet or otherwise). Proj Completion April 5th
|(These two columns may become redundant)|
|Date||Game #||Inning||ism||Referring To||Team||Body Part||Adjective used|
|2016-03-31||0||example: He's got real strong hands||Donaldson||TOR||Hands||Strong|
I put the totals in the totals sheet it's all drop down validation in there now.
|2016-04-03||1||He needs to bend over||feet|
|2016-04-04||2||He's got soft hands||Thole||TOR||hands||Soft|
|2016-04-05||3||1||Strong like an Ox||Sanchez||TOR||Strong|
|2016-04-05||3||7||He's doing it with his legs.||Sanchez||TOR||dat ass||Thick|
|2016-04-05||3||9||you know he's got a short memory||Donaldson||TOR||brain||Short|
|2016-04-06||4||5||He has a Quick Arm||Moore||TBR||Arm||Quick|
|2016-04-06||4||5||He has a Quick Arm||Happ||TOR||Arm||Quick|
|2016-04-07||5||8||He has quick hands||Betts||BOS||Hands||Quick|
|2016-04-07||5||9||He as a loose arm and it's lightning quick||Kimbrel||BOS||Arm||Loose and Quick|
|2016-04-08||6||6||They both have great hands||Betts||BOS||Hands||Great||Ox Count|
|2016-04-08||6||6||They both have great hands||Bogaerts||BOS||Hands||Great||1|
|2016-04-09||7||2||Look at that thing coming out of his hand||Estrada||TOR||Hands|
|2016-04-09||7||3||You got to have strong hands and good technique||Martin||TOR||Hands||Strong|
|2016-04-13||9||5||Always in the thinking||Donaldson||TOR||Head||Thinking|
|2016-04-14||10||1||He has one of the best arms in the American league||Eovadii||NYY||Arm||Best|
|2016-04-14||11||6||He has quick feet and soft hands||Vasquez||BOS||Hands||Soft|
|2016-04-14||11||6||He has quick feet and soft hands||Vasquez||BOS||Feet||Quick|
|2016-04-20||16||6||They're tall....... they're strong...... they all have great stuff.||Bullpen||BAL||Build||Strong|
|2016-04-20||16||6||They're tall....... they're strong...... they all have great stuff.||Bullpen||BAL||Build||Tall|
|2016-04-29||6||Not too thick, not too thin||Dickerson||TBR||Bat||Thick and Thin|
|2016-05-20||44||2||He's a Big MAN||M. Sano||MIN||Body or Penis||Big|
|2016-05-27||50||3||He's a big guy with soft hands||T. Shaw||BOS||Hands||Soft|
|2016-05-29||52||3||Strap it on, guys. It's going to be a wild ride||Guys||TOR||Penis (???)||strap-on, wild|
|2016-05-29||52||6||He's got to give him a blow||Walker/Dickey||TOR||you figure it out||blow|
|2016-06-05||58||3||He's such a smart player||Darwin Barney||TOR||Brain||smart|
|2016-06-11||64||2||Look at those big arms||Chris Davis||BAL||Arms||big|
|2016-06-13||66||2||he's got big legs , broad shoulders||Eickhoff||PHI||legs and shoulders||Big, broad|
|2016-07-19||95||4||Soft hands and a Schtrong Arm||Ahmed||ARI||Hands and arm||soft, strong|
|2016-08-29||131||7||He's a big guy, and he's got great feet, quickness, hands and schtrong arm||Machado||BAL||Feet, hands, arm||great, quick, strong|
|2016-09-07||139||7||He's six-five with long arms and a big barrel chest. That's the first thing you notice about him.||Biagini||TOR||arms, chest||long, big|
|2016-09-11||142||2||Soft hands and quick first movement||Goins||TOR||hands||soft|
|2016-09-25||155||6||Michael Potato||Michael Pineda||NYY|
|Shit you have to!!!!!!!|
|I absolutely, steadfastly, 100% refuse to edit this spreadsheet ever again. Good day!|
|Hi! Tabby somehow still with the Jays Nov 12, 2018!|
|Wow, 2019 and we’re still stuck with tabby!|
|Yep, March 30, 2019 and Tabby is still with us. It's clear he always will be.|
February 20, 2020 and Tabby has somehow signed himself up for another season. Absolutely amazing. He's still with us!
|May 16, 2020 - Still no announcement that Tabby is gone! He's bulletproof!|
|March 21, 2021 - checking in. Tabby is still going strong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|October 20, 2021. I'm pleased to announce that Tabby is still going strong for the Jays!|
|November 18, 2021 Tabby will live forever and will always do Jays commentary!|
|December 12, 2021 - Merry Christmas Tabby - we love you!|
February 9, 2022 - Please come back for another year of commentary Tabby! We miss you and we love you!
April 23, 2022 - Now that Buck is away Tabby can truly shine and cement himself in the position forever, perhaps even after his eventual death! He'll go forever!
|September 8, 2022 - Robot AI Tabby when Robot umps are introduced|
December 12, 2022 - Tabby and the Jays have parted ways. I am devastated! Nothing will ever be the same and I will never again watch a Blue Jays broadcast! Goodbye!
December 12, 2022 - I'm still just starting to come to grips with this. We should do a special goodbye post!
|Feb 08, 2023 - Goodbye sweet prince (Page set to Read only)|
|August 27, 2023 - One day only, Tabby is Back via the cleveland crew|
August 27, 2023 - Tabby, it hasn't been the same since you left - we miss you! Hope to see you soon!
|August 27, 2023 - I demand this be open permanently and not just for one day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|