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Tablerism V1.01
Shit, you have to.
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A place to keep track of all the wonderfully descriptive things Pat Tabler contributes to the Blue Jays Broadcast. feel free to add instances or format give suggestions...until there's some raw data I'm not really sure what this can/will become -Brainojack
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ie If there is a particular turn of phrase that is repeated often a running total can be kept
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This will grab a random Tablerism from the list and display it in a convienient location (at home in this sheet or otherwise). Proj Completion April 5th
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(These two columns may become redundant)
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DateGame #InningismReferring ToTeamBody PartAdjective used
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2016-03-310example: He's got real strong handsDonaldsonTORHandsStrong
I put the totals in the totals sheet it's all drop down validation in there now.
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2016-04-031He needs to bend overfeet
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2016-04-042He's got soft handsTholeTORhandsSoft
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2016-04-0531Strong like an OxSanchezTORStrong
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2016-04-0537He's doing it with his legs.SanchezTORdat assThick
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2016-04-0539you know he's got a short memoryDonaldsonTORbrainShort
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2016-04-0645He has a Quick Arm Moore TBRArmQuick
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2016-04-0645He has a Quick Arm HappTORArmQuick
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2016-04-0758He has quick handsBettsBOSHandsQuick
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2016-04-0759He as a loose arm and it's lightning quickKimbrelBOSArmLoose and Quick
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2016-04-0866They both have great handsBettsBOSHandsGreatOx Count
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2016-04-0866They both have great handsBogaertsBOSHandsGreat1
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2016-04-0972Look at that thing coming out of his handEstradaTORHands
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2016-04-0973You got to have strong hands and good techniqueMartinTORHandsStrong
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2016-04-1395Always in the thinkingDonaldsonTORHeadThinking
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2016-04-14101He has one of the best arms in the American leagueEovadiiNYYArmBest
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2016-04-14116He has quick feet and soft handsVasquezBOSHandsSoft
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2016-04-14116He has quick feet and soft handsVasquezBOSFeetQuick
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2016-04-20166They're tall....... they're strong...... they all have great stuff.BullpenBALBuildStrong
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2016-04-20166They're tall....... they're strong...... they all have great stuff.BullpenBALBuildTall
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2016-04-296Not too thick, not too thinDickersonTBRBatThick and Thin
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2016-05-20442He's a Big MANM. SanoMINBody or PenisBig
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2016-05-27503He's a big guy with soft handsT. ShawBOSHandsSoft
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2016-05-29523Strap it on, guys. It's going to be a wild rideGuysTORPenis (???)strap-on, wild
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2016-05-29526He's got to give him a blowWalker/DickeyTORyou figure it outblow
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2016-06-05583He's such a smart playerDarwin BarneyTORBrainsmart
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2016-06-11642Look at those big armsChris DavisBALArmsbig
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2016-06-13662he's got big legs , broad shouldersEickhoffPHIlegs and shouldersBig, broad
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2016-07-19954Soft hands and a Schtrong ArmAhmedARIHands and armsoft, strong
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2016-08-291317He's a big guy, and he's got great feet, quickness, hands and schtrong armMachadoBALFeet, hands, armgreat, quick, strong
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2016-09-071397He's six-five with long arms and a big barrel chest. That's the first thing you notice about him.BiaginiTORarms, chestlong, big
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2016-09-111422Soft hands and quick first movementGoinsTORhandssoft
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2016-09-251556Michael PotatoMichael PinedaNYY
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2023-08-27131CLE
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BooyahTOR
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Shit you have to!!!!!!!
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I absolutely, steadfastly, 100% refuse to edit this spreadsheet ever again. Good day!
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Hi! Tabby somehow still with the Jays Nov 12, 2018!
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Wow, 2019 and we’re still stuck with tabby!
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Yep, March 30, 2019 and Tabby is still with us. It's clear he always will be.
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February 20, 2020 and Tabby has somehow signed himself up for another season. Absolutely amazing. He's still with us!
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May 16, 2020 - Still no announcement that Tabby is gone! He's bulletproof!
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March 21, 2021 - checking in. Tabby is still going strong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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October 20, 2021. I'm pleased to announce that Tabby is still going strong for the Jays!
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November 18, 2021 Tabby will live forever and will always do Jays commentary!
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December 12, 2021 - Merry Christmas Tabby - we love you!
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February 9, 2022 - Please come back for another year of commentary Tabby! We miss you and we love you!
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April 23, 2022 - Now that Buck is away Tabby can truly shine and cement himself in the position forever, perhaps even after his eventual death! He'll go forever!
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September 8, 2022 - Robot AI Tabby when Robot umps are introduced
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December 12, 2022 - Tabby and the Jays have parted ways. I am devastated! Nothing will ever be the same and I will never again watch a Blue Jays broadcast! Goodbye!
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December 12, 2022 - I'm still just starting to come to grips with this. We should do a special goodbye post!
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Feb 08, 2023 - Goodbye sweet prince (Page set to Read only)
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August 27, 2023 - One day only, Tabby is Back via the cleveland crew
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August 27, 2023 - Tabby, it hasn't been the same since you left - we miss you! Hope to see you soon!
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August 27, 2023 - I demand this be open permanently and not just for one day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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