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blackglassCritical Role (Web Series)Vox Machina & Goose
The Mighty Nein & Goose
Opting In: Podfic•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Be Goose Do Crime
•Best prank ever
•Canon-Typical Chaos
•Character gets blamed for all of Untitled Goose's shenanigans
•Character Has Goose Summons
•Character Is A World-Weary Eldritch Being In Disguise As A Goose
•Character Likes Geese For Their Tendency For Mischief
•Character Turned Into A Goose As Punishment; Punisher Regrets Everything
•Eldritch Honk
•Equipping Goose as a weapon
•Goose Inexplicably Likes Character (And Brings Them All The Illicit Loot)
•The Goose is an Avatar for an Entity
•Goose Tries To Ruin Festival; Fails Miserably As Attendees Worship Goose As Beloved Trickster God
•Magic Should Be Able To Stop This Goose Rampage And Yet We Are Powerless
•Goose is prize pet who must be escorted safely to owner to avoid a diplomatic incident
•Character Turned Into Goose As Punishment Is Given Snuggles Anyway (Then Returns To Causing Trouble)
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blackglassDragon Age (Video Games)Skyhold & Goose
Cassandra & Goose
Carver & Goose
Fenris & Goose
Kirkwall & Goose
Opting In: Podfic•Ancient Artifacts Think It Would Be Hilarious To Turn Character Into Goose
•Be Goose Do Crime
•Character Attempts To Flirt; Only The Goose Is Impressed
•Character Befriends Goose With Bribery; Family Member Does Not Approve
•Character Immobilized By Goose Sleeping On Lap
•Escaping From Captivity With Horrible Goose
•Goose Defeats Final Boss By Stealing Plot Relevant Whatsit; Becomes New Final Boss
•Goose Falls in Love with Human But Can't Express Its Love in a Way Humans Understand
•Goose given as a gift to foreign royalty
•Goose Inexplicably Likes Character (And Brings Them All The Illicit Loot)
•Goose is prize pet who must be escorted safely to owner to avoid a diplomatic incident
•Goose is the Cause of Every Single Minor Inconvenience That Day
•Goose is the Inquisitor
•Goose Teaches Character Joy Again Because Character Always Had a Vicious Set of Humor
•One character adopts the Goose and pretends not to notice as it tortures everyone else
•One character adopts the Goose and doesn't notice as it tortures everyone else
•Press x to Flap Wings and Annihilate the Enemy
•Revered Holy Goose Is Here To Ruin Your Day
•To Do: Throw a Wrench In Everyone's Plans. Literally.
•Two Characters Who Don't Like Each Other Grudgingly Work Together Against The Goose
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blackglassFullmetal Alchemist - All Media TypesLing Yao & Goose
Edward Elric & Goose
Opting In: Podfic•Alphonse Elric Loves Geese
•Bureaucratic Applications For Geese
•Character Befriends Goose With Bribery; Family Member Does Not Approve
•Character Inconveniently Learns Geese Have Teeth
•Character Is Attacked By Horrible Goose In Need Of Hugs (Hold Still Or They Bite)
•Bored character thinks goose based chaos is the best thing ever
•The goose being petty in the background of canon events
•Goose given as a gift to foreign royalty
•It's A Beautiful Day In Amestris And You Are A Horrible Goose
•To Do: Honk in the Face of True Evil
•We Should Not Have Taught This Goose Alchemy
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blackglassLilo & Stitch (2002)Stitch & Goose
Lilo Pelekai & Stitch & Goose
Lilo Pelekai & Goose
Any Character (Lilo & Stitch) & Goose
Opting In: Podfic•All geese are actually alien invaders attempting a hostile takeover
•Character Befriends Goose With Bribery; Family Member Does Not Approve
•Character gets blamed for all of Untitled Goose's shenanigans
•Character has always been Goose; everything else is the same
•Character Will Cause Problems On Purpose; Teams Up With Goose
•Characters Must Use Cuddles To Convince Goose Not To Destroy Planet
•Goose in a costume like a pet
•Highly Advanced Alien Indistinguishable From A Goose
•Ohana Means Family And Family Means No One Gets Left Behind Not Even The Goose
•To Do: Steal A Spaceship
•Alien characters fascinated by goose
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blackglassMass Effect TrilogyUrdnot Wrex & Goose
Shepard & Goose
Mass Effect Crew & Goose
Grunt & Goose
Opting In: Podfic•Alien characters fascinated by goose
•Stranded on an alien planet or moon that is filled with ordinary asshole geese
•Highly Advanced Alien Indistinguishable From A Goose
•It's A Beautiful Day On The Space Station And You Are A Horrible Goose
•To Do: Steal A Spaceship
•Geese IN SPACE!
•Character Has Longstanding Affection for Stubborn Little Assholes Like Goose
•Character Likes Geese For Their Tendency For Mischief
•Character Will Cause Problems On Purpose; Teams Up With Goose
•Goose is mistaken for an exotic creature
•Goose is prize pet who must be escorted safely to owner to avoid a diplomatic incident
•Goose Is The Best Distraction Possible (Go Do Something Sneaky)
•Goose is the Cause of Every Single Minor Inconvenience That Day
•Injured Character Can't Complete Rescue Mission Without Help From Goose
•Something Explodes; Goose Waddles Away In Slow Motion Looking Badass And/Or Hilarious
•Violating The Second Law Of Thermodynamics To Power Wacky Goose Hijinks
•Where No Honk Has Gone Before
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blackglassDimension 20 (Web Series)The Bad Kids & Goose
Sophia & Goose
Sokhbarr & Goose
Pete the Plug & Goose
Leland & Goose
Kugrash & Goose
•Character Has Longstanding Affection for Stubborn Little Assholes Like Goose
•Character Has Goose Summons
•Goose is summoned/created and cannot be banished/destroyed
•Goose brings Character all the loot and frames them
•Goose Inexplicably Likes Character (And Brings Them All The Illicit Loot)
•Just shenanigans
•Magic Should Be Able To Stop This Goose Rampage And Yet We Are Powerless
•One character adopts the Goose and pretends not to notice as it tortures everyone else
•One character adopts the Goose and doesn't notice as it tortures everyone else
•this goose is the most perfect and precious being [character] has ever met
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blackglassFireflyWash & Goose
River & Goose
Mal & Goose
Firefly Crew & Goose
•Accidental Marriage By Petting A Goose
•Accidental Marriage While Observing Formal Goose Mating Exhibition
•Be Goose Do Crime
•Character & Goose perform heists together
•Character Befriends Goose With Bribery; Family Member Does Not Approve
•Character Had A Plan (It Did Not Include A Goose)
•To Do: Throw a Wrench In Everyone's Plans. Literally.
•Geese IN SPACE!
•Goose Steals Gadgetry From Passing Spaceship
•Space Travel Mishap Leaves Characters Stranded On Planet Full Of Geese
•To Do: Steal A Spaceship
•Goose Inexplicably Likes Character (And Brings Them All The Illicit Loot)
•Goose is prize pet who must be escorted safely to owner to avoid a diplomatic incident
•Goose Is The Best Distraction Possible (Go Do Something Sneaky)
•One character adopts the Goose and pretends not to notice as it tortures everyone else
•One character adopts the Goose and doesn't notice as it tortures everyone else
•Stupid Goose Tricks
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CharientistThor (Movies)Loki (Marvel) & Goose•Goose Tries To Ruin Festival; Fails Miserably As Attendees Worship Goose As Beloved Trickster God
•Loki (Marvel) is the Untitled Goose
•Revered Holy Goose Is Here To Ruin Your Day
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CharientistDreaming of Sunshine (DFE)Maito Gai | Might Guy & GooseOpting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks•Character Has Longstanding Affection for Stubborn Little Assholes Like Goose
•Existing Skillset in Managing Jerks Helps Character Deal With Goose
•Goose is Actually the More Reasonable and Serious Character in this Fic
•Goose Moves In With Character; Everyone Acts Like They've Always Lived There
•I am the terror that honks in the night
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Charientist僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero AcademiaTodoroki Shouto & Goose
Todoroki Enji | Endeavor & Todoroki Shouto & Goose
•Goose Takes Revenge For Harm Against Character
•If You're Going To Seek Revenge Take A Goose With You
•Character Who Needs A Hug Is Covered In Geese Instead
•Goose Teaches Character Joy Again Because Character Always Had a Vicious Set of Humor
•Goose Considers Adult Character Their Offspring And Behaves Accordingly
•Goose Inexplicably Likes Character (And Brings Them All The Illicit Loot)
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ClocketpatchMiraculous LadybugGabriel Agreste | Papillon | Hawkmoth & Goose
Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug
•Supervillain Goose
•Goose is a Surprisingly Effective Member of Superhero Team
•Everyone speaks French but Goose
•100 percent open to silly memes and/or deliberate badfic
•Equipping Goose as a weapon
•Someone must babysit the Goose
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crookedspoonWooden Overcoats (Podcast)Eric Chapman & Antigone Funn
Rudyard Funn & None
Antigone Funn & Village Hoodlums
Opting In: Podfic
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
•100 percent open to silly memes and/or deliberate badfic
•Any tag I requested last time
•Georgie is great at catching geese
•Goose-Centric Drawerfic We're Both Totally Willing To Pretend You Wrote This Week
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crookedspoonCabin PressureCarolyn Knapp-Shappey/Herc Shipwright
Martin Crieff & Douglas Richardson
Martin Crieff & Arthur Shappey
Martin Crieff & Douglas Richardson & Arthur Shappey
Arthur Shappey & Theresa of Liechtenstein
Martin Crieff & Goose
Opting In: Podfic
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
•100 percent open to silly memes and/or deliberate badfic
•Any tag I requested last time
•Goose Is The Best Distraction Possible (Go Do Something Sneaky)
•Goose shenanigans provided distraction for Douglas to steal the Talisker
•Goose stole the Talisker
•Goose-Centric Drawerfic We're Both Totally Willing To Pretend You Wrote This Week
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crookedspoonCabin Pressure/Wooden OvercoatsMartin Crieff & Rudyard Funn
Georgie Crusoe & Carolyn Knapp-Shappey
Eric Chapman & Arthur Shappey
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Podfic
•Any tag I requested last time
•Character Quits Thankless Job To Throw Geese At People
•Look My Fandom Is So Small I'll Take Anything With A Goose In It
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crookedspoonBiohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)Leon S. Kennedy/Ada Wong
Leon S. Kennedy & Goose
•Any pairings you think I might like are fine!
•Any tag I requested last time
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crookedspoonUndisclosed FandomAny & GooseOpting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Podfic
•100 percent open to silly memes and/or deliberate badfic
•Any of these & tags can be / if you want
•Any tag I requested last time
•Bored character thinks goose based chaos is the best thing ever
•Fic Is Elaborate Setup For Terrible Jokes About Geese
•Goose Menaces Any Character In Canon That Writer Feels Like Menacing
•Goose Moonlights As Local Advice Columnist
•Goose Unwittingly Drags Depressed Character Out Of Bed
•Goose-Centric Drawerfic We're Both Totally Willing To Pretend You Wrote This Week
•It's A Beautiful Day In Konoha And You Are A Horrible Goose
•Let's HONK shit up!
•Look who’s honking (goose internal monologue)
•Second Person Goose POV
•Something Explodes; Goose Waddles Away In Slow Motion Looking Badass And/Or Hilarious
•task list
•To Do: Derail The Plot
•Write The Goose Fic You Wish Someone Would Write For You
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crookedspoonSherlock (TV)Mycroft Holmes & Sherlock Holmes
Mycroft Holmes/Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes/Victor Trevor
Opting In: Podfic•Any tag from my other requests
•Any tag I requested last time
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draconicsockpuppet镇魂 | Guardian (TV)Yè Zūn/Zhú Jiǔ
Lǐ Qiàn & Shěn Wēi
Yā Qīng/Yíng Chūn
Wáng Yīkē/Zhāng Ruònán
Yè Zūn & Zhú Jiǔ & Yā Qīng
Lín Jìng/Zhú Jiǔ
Shěn Wēi/Yè Zūn/Zhào Yúnlán
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Podfic
•Accidental Marriage While Observing Formal Goose Mating Exhibition
•All Official Paperwork Must Be Delivered By A Goose
•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Alternate Universe – Untitled Goose Game Fusion
•Ancient Artifacts Think It Would Be Hilarious To Turn Character Into Goose
•Awkward Implications Of Adding Geese To Canonical Weirdness
•Bureaucratic Applications For Geese
•Character Befriends Goose With Bribery; Family Member Does Not Approve
•Character Desperate For Sibling Affection Ruins Everything; Goose Intercedes
•Character Had A Plan (It Did Not Include A Goose)
•Character Is Attacked By Horrible Goose In Need Of Hugs (Hold Still Or They Bite)
•Character Is Designated Neighborhood Goose Wrangler
•Character Needs To Relearn How To Human; Goose Teaches How To Honk
•Character Sublimates Desire To Vore Everyone Irritating Into Chasing Geese
•Wahtever You Want But With A Goose
•Write The Goose Fic You Wish Someone Would Write For You
•When In Doubt Add More Geese
•Villain Replaced By Goose; Heroes Laugh But Soon Would Rather Have The Villain (Honk!)
•This Crack Better Have A Goose In It
•There's A Goose In My Canon And They Made A Giant Mess Of It
•Character Needs To Relearn How To Human; Goose Teaches How To Honk
•Character Quits Thankless Job To Throw Geese At People
•Character Replaced By A Goose (And No One Notices)
•Character Sublimates Desire To Vore Everyone Irritating Into Chasing Geese
•Character Transformed into a Goose
•Character Tries To Seduce Sibling's Lover Into Liking Them Best With Geese
•Character Turned Into A Goose As Punishment; Punisher Regrets Everything
•Character Turned Into Goose As Punishment Is Given Snuggles Anyway (Then Returns To Causing Trouble)
•Character Will Cause Problems On Purpose; Teams Up With Goose
•Characters Must Use Cuddles To Convince Goose Not To Destroy Planet
•Eggpreg Means More Geese For Everyone
•Enemies to Lovers via Goose Adoption
•Existing Skillset in Managing Jerks Helps Character Deal With Goose
•Exit Pursued By A Goose
•Explosion At Local Lab; Scientists Respond With Genetically Engineered Geese
•Falling Star Is Actually Falling Spaceship Full Of Alien Geese
•Fic Is Elaborate Setup For Terrible Jokes About Geese
•Forcing Exhausted Character to Get Some Sleep With Judicious Application Of Geese
•Geese IN SPACE!
•Get Filthy With Your Goose Smut
•Goose Defeats Final Boss By Stealing Plot Relevant Whatsit; Becomes New Final Boss
•Goose Derails The Canon Subplot Writer Hates The Most
•Goose Harasses Mild-Mannered Character with Glasses
•Goose Inexplicably Likes Character (And Brings Them All The Illicit Loot)
•Goose Is Extra Cranky Due To Molting Season
•Goose Is The Best Distraction Possible (Go Do Something Sneaky)
•Goose Learns To Steal Concepts; Everyone Wins When Capitalism Is Tossed In The Lake
•Goose Menaces Any Character In Canon That Writer Feels Like Menacing
•Goose Moves In With Character; Everyone Acts Like They've Always Lived There
•Goose Prevents Canonical Character Death By Being Horrible
•Goose Resolves Elaborate Charade Of Secrets By Honking At People
•Goose Reveals Character's Most Dangerous Secret
•Goose Runs Off With Important Plot-Relevant Gizmo; Characters Fail To Get It Back
•Goose Stages Intervention; Characters Have To Actually Talk To Each Other
•Goose Steals Gadgetry From Passing Spaceship
•Goose Steals Important Whatsit And Buries It In The Woods (Derailing The Plot Permanently)
•Goose Steals Literally Everything
•Goose Teaches Character Joy Again Because Character Always Had a Vicious Set of Humor
•Goose Vores The People Chasing It
•Goose Wakes Up To Hot Twins Ready For Threesome
•Goose Warps Canon Through Handwaving And Rule Of Cool
•Goose Writes Instruction Manual For Dealing With Humans
•Goose-Centric Drawerfic We're Both Totally Willing To Pretend You Wrote This Week
•Highly Advanced Alien Indistinguishable From A Goose
•If Anyone Eats Anyone In This Fic It's The Goose Doing The Eating
•Mad Science For Fun And Profit And Too Many Geese
•Married With Geese
•Mind Controlled Into Transferring Your Crush To A Goose
•Mischief
•Mistaking Horrible Goose For Canon-Typical Monster Of The Week
•News Report about "What could have done this" (and also there's a goose in the area)
•No One Can Tell You're A Goose On The Internet
•One character adopts the Goose and doesn't notice as it tortures everyone else
•One character adopts the Goose and pretends not to notice as it tortures everyone else
•Oviposition That Goose
•Rough Sketch On Unlined Paper Plus The Word 'HONK' 100x
•Saved From Monster Of The Week By Horrible Goose
•Scientific Applications For Geese
•Shoe Check Goose Is Not Impressed By Character's Insistence On Tracking Dirt Into The House
•Something Explodes; Goose Waddles Away In Slow Motion Looking Badass And/Or Hilarious
•Stealing Your Brother's Goose To Seduce His Boyfriend
•This Worldbuilding is Very Goose Heavy
•Time Loop - More Geese With Every Loop
•Time Loop - Reliving Canon Event Over and Over Again Until Goose Saves The Day
•To Do: Derail The Plot
•To Do: Eat Everything
•To Do: Honk in the Face of True Evil
•To Do: Steal A Spaceship
•To Do: Throw a Wrench In Everyone's Plans. Literally.
•To Do: Throw Important Document In Lake; Laugh [HONK]
•Untitled Goose Steals Ancient Artifacts; Plot Derailed By Utter Nonsense
•Villain Redeemed By Excessive Application Of Terrible Geese
•Why Is There A Goose In This Laboratory? (And Where Did Our Samples Go?)
•World Domination Plans Derailed By Goose
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draconicsockpuppetFinnish MythologySwan of Tuonela/Goose•Eldritch Honk
•Eldritch Swan Protects Horrible Goose From Consequences Of Their Actions
•Eldritch Swan Teaches Mortal Goose Her Magical Ways
•Goose Derails The Canon Subplot Writer Hates The Most
•Goose Menaces Any Character In Canon That Writer Feels Like Menacing
•Mortal Goose Falls In Love With Eldritch Swan
•Poignant Cross-Species Waterfowl Romance
•Swan Of Tuonela Replaced By Goose; Mayhem Ensues
•Swan of Tuonela Romanced By Goose; Mayhem Ensues
•There's A Goose In My Canon And They Made A Giant Mess Of It
•This Crack Better Have A Goose In It
•this goose is the most perfect and precious being [character] has ever met
•This Worldbuilding is Very Goose Heavy
•Wahtever You Want But With A Goose
•Write The Goose Fic You Wish Someone Would Write For You
•Rough Sketch On Unlined Paper Plus The Word 'HONK' 100x
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draconicsockpuppetRecettear: An Item Shop's TaleRecette Lemongrass & Tielle & Goose
Recette Lemongrass & Tear & Goose
Arma & Goose
•All Official Paperwork Must Be Delivered By A Goose
•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Alternate Universe – Untitled Goose Game Fusion
•Ancient Artifacts Think It Would Be Hilarious To Turn Character Into Goose
•Awkward Implications Of Adding Geese To Canonical Weirdness
•Be Goose Do Crime
•Bureaucratic Applications For Geese
•Canon-Typical Chaos
•Character Befriends Goose With Bribery; Family Member Does Not Approve
•Character gets blamed for all of Untitled Goose's shenanigans
•Character Has Longstanding Affection for Stubborn Little Assholes Like Goose
•Character Immobilized By Goose Sleeping On Lap
•Character Inconveniently Learns Geese Have Teeth
•Character Is Attacked By Horrible Goose In Need Of Hugs (Hold Still Or They Bite)
•Character Is Designated Neighborhood Goose Wrangler
•Character Likes Geese For Their Tendency For Mischief
•Character Quits Thankless Job To Throw Geese At People
•Character Replaced By A Goose (And No One Notices)
•Character Transformed into a Goose
•Character Who Needs A Hug Is Covered In Geese Instead
•Existing Skillset in Managing Jerks Helps Character Deal With Goose
•Exit Pursued By A Goose
•Fic Is Elaborate Setup For Terrible Jokes About Geese
•G or T Rated Goose Nonsense
•Goose brings Character all the loot and frames them
•Goose CRRRRRRRRRRRIMES
•Goose Defeats Final Boss By Stealing Plot Relevant Whatsit; Becomes New Final Boss
•Goose Derails The Canon Subplot Writer Hates The Most
•Goose Eats Meal While Gazing At Character Longingly
•Goose Falls in Love with Human But Can't Express Its Love in a Way Humans Understand
•Goose Harasses Mild-Mannered Character with Glasses
•Goose in a china shop
•Goose Inexplicably Likes Character (And Brings Them All The Illicit Loot)
•Goose Is Actually An Eldritch Horror From Beyond The Stars Doing Reconnaissance
•Goose Is Extra Cranky Due To Molting Season
•Goose is prize pet who must be escorted safely to owner to avoid a diplomatic incident
•Goose Is The Best Distraction Possible (Go Do Something Sneaky)
•Goose Learns To Steal Concepts; Everyone Wins When Capitalism Is Tossed In The Lake
•Goose Lives In A Gazebo On Top A Small Hill (And It's Obviously Up To No Good)
•Goose Menaces Any Character In Canon That Writer Feels Like Menacing
•Goose Moonlights As Local Advice Columnist
•Goose Moves In With Character; Everyone Acts Like They've Always Lived There
•Goose Mugs Small Child For Snacks
•Goose Runs Off With Important Plot-Relevant Gizmo; Characters Fail To Get It Back
•Goose Steals Important Whatsit And Buries It In The Woods (Derailing The Plot Permanently)
•Goose Steals Literally Everything
•Goose Unwittingly Drags Depressed Character Out Of Bed
•Goose Warps Canon Through Handwaving And Rule Of Cool
•Goose was free with purchase
•Goose Writes Instruction Manual For Dealing With Humans
•Goose-Centric Drawerfic We're Both Totally Willing To Pretend You Wrote This Week
•Goose: the natural enemy of housekeepers
•Highly Advanced Alien Indistinguishable From A Goose
•I love everyone in this HONK
•Injured Character Can't Complete Rescue Mission Without Help From Goose
•Look My Fandom Is So Small I'll Take Anything With A Goose In It
•Magic Should Be Able To Stop This Goose Rampage And Yet We Are Powerless
•Mischief
•MY CABBAGES!
•News Report about "What could have done this" (and also there's a goose in the area)
•One character adopts the Goose and doesn't notice as it tortures everyone else
•One character adopts the Goose and pretends not to notice as it tortures everyone else
•Prank Involving Goose Quickly And Horribly Backfires
•Putting the Pieces Together And Getting A Goose Out Of Them (Honk Honk!)
•Robot Character Confused By Goose's Blue And Orange Logic
•Rough Sketch On Unlined Paper Plus The Word 'HONK' 100x
•She didn't want a pet goose. But it worked its way into her heart with chaos on others.
•Shoe Check Goose Is Not Impressed By Character's Insistence On Tracking Dirt Into The House
•Someone must babysit the Goose
•Something Explodes; Goose Waddles Away In Slow Motion Looking Badass And/Or Hilarious
•Stupid Goose Tricks
•task list
•Team-up for Maximum Chaos
•The Goose is Called Honk-Honk
•The Goose Lives
•There's A Goose In My Canon And They Made A Giant Mess Of It
•They were roommates (honk!)
•This Crack Better Have A Goose In It
•This Worldbuilding is Very Goose Heavy
•Time Loop - More Geese With Every Loop
•Time Loop - Reliving Canon Event Over and Over Again Until Goose Saves The Day
•To Do: Do the Stompy-Stompy-Flap Dance
•To Do: Eat Everything
•To Do: Steal Every Left Sock
•To Do: Terrorize Local Puffballs
•To Do: Throw a Wrench In Everyone's Plans. Literally.
•To Do: Throw Important Document In Lake; Laugh [HONK]
•Untitled Goose Steals Ancient Artifacts; Plot Derailed By Utter Nonsense
•Vending Machines Full Of Geese And Nonsense
•Villain Replaced By Goose; Heroes Laugh But Soon Would Rather Have The Villain (Honk!)
•Wahtever You Want But With A Goose
•When In Doubt Add More Geese
•World Domination Plans Derailed By Goose
•Write The Goose Fic You Wish Someone Would Write For You
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draconicsockpuppetDwarf FortressOriginal Characters (Dwarf Fortress) & GooseOpting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Podfic
•Accidental Marriage By Petting A Goose
•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Alternate Universe – Untitled Goose Game Fusion
•Ancient Artifacts Think It Would Be Hilarious To Turn Character Into Goose
•Author's Outline Stolen By A Goose
•Awkward Implications Of Adding Geese To Canonical Weirdness
•Be Goose Do Crime
•Best prank ever
•Bored character thinks goose based chaos is the best thing ever
•Bureaucratic Applications For Geese
•Canon-Typical Chaos
•Character Cursed By The Gods With Geese
•Character Engraves Geese Being Horrible On Every Possible Surface
•Character gets blamed for all of Untitled Goose's shenanigans
•Character Had A Plan (It Did Not Include A Goose)
•Character Has Breakdown At The Sound Of Honking
•Character Has Longstanding Affection for Stubborn Little Assholes Like Goose
•Character Immobilized By Goose Sleeping On Lap
•Character Inconveniently Learns Geese Have Teeth
•Character Is A World-Weary Eldritch Being In Disguise As A Goose
•Character Is Designated Neighborhood Goose Wrangler
•Character Likes Geese For Their Formation Flying
•Character Likes Geese For Their Tendency For Mischief
•Character Transformed into a Goose
•Character Turned Into A Goose As Punishment; Punisher Regrets Everything
•Character Will Cause Problems On Purpose; Teams Up With Goose
•Deity Curses Community With Goose
•Deity Curses Goose And Lives To Regret It
•Dwarven Scholars Discuss The Mystery Of The Goose
•Engineering Applications For Geese
•Equipping Goose as a weapon
•Existing Skillset in Managing Jerks Helps Character Deal With Goose
•Exit Pursued By A Goose
•Fic Is Elaborate Setup For Terrible Jokes About Geese
•Fortress Successfully Defended From Megabeast Attack By Army Of Horrible Geese
•G or T Rated Goose Nonsense
•Goose Eats Meal While Gazing At Character Longingly
•Goose Eggs Hatch; Fortress Grinds To A Halt
•Goose filling in for stork delivers babies randomly
•Goose given as a gift to foreign royalty
•Goose is Actually the More Reasonable and Serious Character in this Fic
•Goose Is Extra Cranky Due To Molting Season
•Goose is prize pet who must be escorted safely to owner to avoid a diplomatic incident
•Goose is the Cause of Every Single Minor Inconvenience That Day
•Goose learns a new skill
•Goose Mugs Small Child For Snacks
•Goose somehow saves the world with a broken broomstick
•Goose Steals Literally Everything
•Goose Vores The People Chasing It
•Goose Warps Canon Through Handwaving And Rule Of Cool
•If Anyone Eats Anyone In This Fic It's The Goose Doing The Eating
•Is That A Goose In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me
•Look My Fandom Is So Small I'll Take Anything With A Goose In It
•Mischief
•Mistaking Horrible Goose For Canon-Typical Monster Of The Week
•One character adopts the Goose and doesn't notice as it tortures everyone else
•One character adopts the Goose and pretends not to notice as it tortures everyone else
•Plot Interweaves Prank War and Bloody Murder
•Prank Involving Goose Quickly And Horribly Backfires
•Press x to Flap Wings and Annihilate the Enemy
•Revered Holy Goose Is Here To Ruin Your Day
•Rough Sketch On Unlined Paper Plus The Word 'HONK' 100x
•Saved From Monster Of The Week By Horrible Goose
•Stupid Goose Tricks
•task list
•The Goose is an Avatar for an Entity
•The Goose is Called Honk-Honk
•The Goose Lives
•There's A Goose In My Canon And They Made A Giant Mess Of It
•This Crack Better Have A Goose In It
•This Worldbuilding is Very Goose Heavy
•To Do: Flood Fortress With Lava
•To Do: Lock Invaders In Cellar
•To Do: Proudly Carry Symbol of Office
•To Do: Steal Enemy Goose’s Knife
•To Do: Steal Every Left Sock
•To Do: Steal Knives From Baby
•To Do: Terrorize Local Puffballs
•To Do: Throw a Wrench In Everyone's Plans. Literally.
•To Do: Throw Important Document In Lake; Laugh [HONK]
•Vampire Discovered By Wandering Goose
•Vegetarian Fortress Pampers Geese While Feasting On Psychedelic Mushrooms
•Wahtever You Want But With A Goose
•When In Doubt Add More Geese
•Write The Goose Fic You Wish Someone Would Write For You
•Release The Geese
•Second Person Goose POV
•Goose Steals Character's Gear And Uses It To Construct A Massive Deathtrap
•Goose Who Has Mastered Berserker Rage Is Even More Terrifying
•This Zoo Is Full Of Geese (Honk!)
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draconicsockpuppet琅琊榜 | Nirvana in Fire (TV)/Vorkosigan saga - Lois McMaster BujoldLín Shū | Méi Chángsū & Miles Vorkosigan & Goose•To Do: Ruin Dinner Party Even More Spectacularly Than Humans
•To Do: Ruin Dinner Party In Most Spectacular Way Possible
•To Do: Be The Centerpiece At Formal Dinner
•Character Eats An Orange While The Goose They Brought To Dinner Ruins Everyone's Night
•Wahtever You Want But With A Goose
•This Crack Better Have A Goose In It
•This Worldbuilding is Very Goose Heavy
•Goose-Centric Drawerfic We're Both Totally Willing To Pretend You Wrote This Week
•Author's Outline Stolen By A Goose
•Write The Goose Fic You Wish Someone Would Write For You
•It's A Beautiful Day On The Space Station And You Are A Horrible Goose
•Geese IN SPACE!
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draconicsockpuppetExpert Judgment on Markers to Deter Inadvertent Human Intrusion... - Sandia LabsOriginal Characters (Expert Judgment... - Sandia Labs) & Goose
Color Changing Cats (Expert Judgment... - Sandia Labs) & Goose
•This Worldbuilding is Very Goose Heavy
•Look My Fandom Is So Small I'll Take Anything With A Goose In It
•Wahtever You Want But With A Goose
•Any tag from my other requests
•Bureaucratic Applications For Geese
•Engineering Applications For Geese
•Scientific Applications For Geese
•Guardian Goose Warns Humans Away From Dangerous Ruins
•Robotic Geese Protecting The Future From The Past
•Write The Goose Fic You Wish Someone Would Write For You
•Goose Forces Crossover With Any Other Fandom In My Requests
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draconicsockpuppet镇魂 | Guardian (TV)Yè Zūn/Zhú Jiǔ
Lín Jìng/Zhú Jiǔ
Shěn Wēi/Yè Zūn/Zhào Yúnlán
Lǐ Qiàn/Shā Yǎ
Wáng Yīkē/Zhāng Ruònán
Yā Qīng/Yíng Chūn
Yè Zūn & Zhú Jiǔ & Yā Qīng
Lǐ Qiàn & Shěn Wēi
•Enemies to Lovers via Goose Adoption
•One character adopts the Goose and pretends not to notice as it tortures everyone else
•One character adopts the Goose and doesn't notice as it tortures everyone else
•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Character Befriends Goose With Bribery; Family Member Does Not Approve
•Character Desperate For Sibling Affection Ruins Everything; Goose Intercedes
•Goose Moves In With Character; Everyone Acts Like They've Always Lived There
•Goose Resolves Elaborate Charade Of Secrets By Honking At People
•Goose Stages Intervention; Characters Have To Actually Talk To Each Other
•Villain Redeemed By Excessive Application Of Terrible Geese
•Villain Replaced By Goose; Heroes Laugh But Soon Would Rather Have The Villain (Honk!)
•Stealing Your Brother's Goose To Seduce His Boyfriend
•Goose Thinks This Relationship Is A Great Idea
•Goose Thinks This Relationship Is A Horrible Idea And Will Make You Regret It
•Goose Is Actually An Eldritch Horror From Beyond The Stars Doing Reconnaissance
•All geese are actually alien invaders attempting a hostile takeover
•Character Tries To Seduce Sibling's Lover Into Liking Them Best With Geese
•Character Attempts To Flirt; Only The Goose Is Impressed
•Goose Considers Adult Character Their Offspring And Behaves Accordingly
•Wahtever You Want But With A Goose
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draconicsockpuppetDungeons of Dredmor (Video Game)Diggle God of Death & Goose
Diggles & Goose
Lord Dredmor & Goose
Red-Haired Player Character & Goose
Red-Haired Player Character/Clone & Goose
•Awkward Implications Of Adding Geese To Canonical Weirdness
•Character Cursed By The Gods With Geese
•Deity Curses Goose And Lives To Regret It
•Goose Defeats Final Boss By Stealing Plot Relevant Whatsit; Becomes New Final Boss
•Goose Inexplicably Likes Character (And Brings Them All The Illicit Loot)
•Goose Menaces Any Character In Canon That Writer Feels Like Menacing
•Look My Fandom Is So Small I'll Take Anything With A Goose In It
•Something Explodes; Goose Waddles Away In Slow Motion Looking Badass And/Or Hilarious
•Vending Machines Full Of Geese And Nonsense
•Wahtever You Want But With A Goose
•When In Doubt Add More Geese
•World Full of Geese
•Write The Goose Fic You Wish Someone Would Write For You
•Second Person Goose POV
•We Should Not Have Taught This Goose Alchemy
•Canon-Typical Puns
•Diggles Revere Goose As Their God Of Chaos
•Goose Has Better Skills Than The Party Rogue
•Goose Has Magical Training; No One Is Safe
•Goose Steals Character's Gear And Uses It To Construct A Massive Deathtrap
•Goose Studied Blood Magic And Necromancy; Tentacle Horror Ensues
•Goose Who Has Mastered Berserker Rage Is Even More Terrifying
•Goose's Advanced Burglary Skills Lead To Fun And Screaming
•Release The Geese
•This Zoo Is Full Of Geese (Honk!)
•Villain Turned Into Goose; This Is Not Actually An Improvement
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ExtraPenguin镇魂 | Guardian (TV)Lǐ Qiàn & Shěn Wēi
Yè Zūn/Zhú Jiǔ
Wáng Yīkē/Zhāng Ruònán
Shěn Wēi/Yè Zūn/Zhào Yúnlán
Lǐ Qiàn/Shā Yǎ
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
•Goose Thinks This Relationship Is A Great Idea
•Goose Steals Gadgetry From Passing Spaceship
•To Do: Steal A Spaceship
•Space Travel Mishap Leaves Characters Stranded On Planet Full Of Geese
•Falling Star Is Actually Falling Spaceship Full Of Alien Geese
•Tentacles And Geese And Eggpreg (Oh My!)
•Character Is Actually A Shapeshifted Goose (And It Explains A Lot)
•Character Is Attacked By Horrible Goose In Need Of Hugs (Hold Still Or They Bite)
•Explosion At Local Lab; Scientists Respond With Genetically Engineered Geese
•Villain Redeemed By Excessive Application Of Terrible Geese
•Aroused Goose Humps Character's Boot
•Cephalopod Goose Gangbang Round 2
•To Do: Derail The Plot
•Enemies to Lovers via Goose Adoption
•The Goose is Called Honk-Honk
•Where No Honk Has Gone Before
•Guardian Goose Warns Humans Away From Dangerous Ruins
•Robotic Geese Protecting The Future From The Past
•Mad Science For Fun And Profit And Too Many Geese
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ExtraPenguin魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng TóngxiùWèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn & Goose
Yú Zǐyuān & Goose
Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn & Yú Zǐyuān
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
•Explosion At Local Lab; Scientists Respond With Genetically Engineered Geese
•Character Resurrected into Body of Goose; Must Fill Goose's Vengeful Last Wishes or Lose Soul
•Goose Prevents Canonical Character Death By Being Horrible
•Character Adopts Horrible Goose As Vengeance For Spouse Adopting A Child Without Asking
•Goose Inexplicably Likes Character (And Brings Them All The Illicit Loot)
•To Do: Derail The Plot
•Character & Goose perform heists together
•Enemies to Lovers via Goose Adoption
•Goose filling in for stork spirit that usually determines conception does not use power wisely
•The Goose is Called Honk-Honk
•I am the terror that honks in the night
•Guardian Goose Warns Humans Away From Dangerous Ruins
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ExtraPenguinFinnish MythologySwan of Tuonela/Goose•Swan of Tuonela Romanced By Goose; Mayhem Ensues
•Swan Of Tuonela Replaced By Goose; Mayhem Ensues
•two honks in love
•I am the terror that honks in the night
•Mortal Goose Falls In Love With Eldritch Swan
•Eldritch Swan Protects Horrible Goose From Consequences Of Their Actions
•Eldritch Swan Teaches Mortal Goose Her Magical Ways
•Poignant Cross-Species Waterfowl Romance
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ExtraPenguin琅琊榜 | Nirvana in Fire (TV)/Vorkosigan saga - Lois McMaster BujoldLín Shū | Méi Chángsū & Miles Vorkosigan & Goose•To Do: Ruin Dinner Party Even More Spectacularly Than Humans
•To Do: Ruin Dinner Party In Most Spectacular Way Possible
•Something Explodes; Goose Waddles Away In Slow Motion Looking Badass And/Or Hilarious
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fencesitHarry Potter - J. K. RowlingDolores Umbridge & Goose
Luna Lovegood & Goose
Minerva McGonagall & Goose
Rubeus Hagrid & Goose
Harry Potter & Goose
Sirius Black & Goose
Petunia Evans Dursley & Vernon Dursley & Goose
Charlie Weasley & Goose
7th Year Care of Magical Creatures Class & Goose
3rd Year Care of Magical Creatures Class & Goose
•Wizards Surprised and Horrified to Learn That Geese Are Real
•Parseltongue Can Communicate With Geese Instead of/in Addition to Snakes
•Magic Should Be Able To Stop This Goose Rampage And Yet We Are Powerless
•Animagus Form Is A Goose
•It Is A Beautiful Day At Hogwarts And You Are A Horrible Goose
•Prank Involving Goose Quickly And Horribly Backfires
•Geese Are The One Animal Hagrid Won't Keep
•This Goose Is Horrible But For Reasons I Just Couldn't Get An Owl For My Postal Needs
•The goose being petty in the background of canon events
•Goose Derails The Canon Subplot Writer Hates The Most
•Goose is summoned/created and cannot be banished/destroyed
•Goose Is The Best Distraction Possible (Go Do Something Sneaky)
•task list
•Team-up for Maximum Chaos
•Two Characters Who Don't Like Each Other Grudgingly Work Together Against The Goose
•What If Instead Of Being Part Horse Part Eagle Buckbeak Was Part Goat Part Goose
•Bureaucratic Applications For Geese
•Character Had A Plan (It Did Not Include A Goose)
•Goose-Centric Drawerfic We're Both Totally Willing To Pretend You Wrote This Week
•To Do: Derail The Plot
•To Do: Ruin Dinner Party In Most Spectacular Way Possible
•Adding A Goose To One Of Your Existing Works Is Also Cool!!!
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fencesitHarry Potter - J. K. RowlingVoldemort & Goose
Albus Dumbledore & Goose
Albus Dumbledore & Minerva McGonagall & Goose
Harry Potter & Voldemort & Goose
Voldemort & Death Eaters & Goose
Albus Dumbledore & The Order & Goose
•Goose Born In July To Horrible Goose Parents Who Thrice Defied (Read: Harassed) Voldemort
•Death Eaters Watching Voldemort Obsess Over The Goose Prophesied To Defeat Him
•Order Reacts With Understandable Skepticism To The Idea That Goose Will Save Them From Anything
•Dumbledore Explains His Goose Savior Theory To Someone Who 100 Percent Buys In
•We Should Not Have Taught This Goose To Be A Wizard
•Who tf gave Goose a wand
•Goose-Centric Drawerfic We're Both Totally Willing To Pretend You Wrote This Week
•To Do: Derail The Plot
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fencesit人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng TóngxiùAn Ding Disciples & Goose
Bai Zhan Disciples & Goose
Huan Hua Palace & Goose
Liǔ Qīnggē/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū & Goose
Mòběi-jūn/Shàng Qīnghuá & Goose
Original Shěn Qīngqiū & Goose
Original Shěn Qīngqiū/Yuè Qīngyuán & Goose
Peak Lords & Goose
Shàng Qīnghuá & Goose
Shàng Qīnghuá & Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū & Goose
Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū & Goose
Sū Xīyán/Tiānláng-jūn & Goose
Young Luò Bīnghé & Goose
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Any pairings you think I might like are fine!
•Canon-Typical Chaos
•Character Cursed By The Gods With Geese
•Character Had A Plan (It Did Not Include A Goose)
•Character Resurrected into Body of Goose; Must Fill Goose's Vengeful Last Wishes or Lose Soul
•Escaping From Captivity With Horrible Goose
•Goose Derails The Canon Subplot Writer Hates The Most
•Goose is the Cause of Every Single Minor Inconvenience That Day
•Goose learns a new skill
•Injured Character Can't Complete Rescue Mission Without Help From Goose
•Magic Should Be Able To Stop This Goose Rampage And Yet We Are Powerless
•Mistaking Horrible Goose For Canon-Typical Monster Of The Week
•Saved From Monster Of The Week By Horrible Goose
•Time Loop - Reliving Canon Event Over and Over Again Until Goose Saves The Day
•To Do: Do the Stompy-Stompy-Flap Dance
•Two Characters Who Don't Like Each Other Grudgingly Work Together Against The Goose
•Two Characters Who Don't Like Each Other Grudgingly Work Together With The Goose
•Goose Prevents Canonical Character Death By Being Horrible
•Goose Tries To Ruin Festival; Fails Miserably As Attendees Worship Goose As Beloved Trickster God
•Adding A Goose To One Of Your Existing Works Is Also Cool!!!
•Goose-Centric Drawerfic We're Both Totally Willing To Pretend You Wrote This Week
•To Do: Derail The Plot
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fencesit人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng TóngxiùOriginal Shěn Qīngqiū & Zhúzhī-láng
Sū Xīyán & Zhúzhī-láng
Tiānláng-jūn & Zhúzhī-láng
Gōngyí Xiāo & Zhúzhī-láng
Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū & Zhúzhī-láng
Any Character & Zhúzhī-láng
•Zhúzhī-láng's Dad Was A Horrible Goose Demon And ZZL's Natural Form Is A Horrible Normal Goose
•Goose-Centric Drawerfic We're Both Totally Willing To Pretend You Wrote This Week
•Adding A Goose To One Of Your Existing Works Is Also Cool!!!
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fencesitLilo & Stitch (2002)Stitch & Goose
Lilo Pelekai & Stitch & Goose
Lilo Pelekai & Goose
Any Character (Lilo & Stitch) & Goose
•Ohana Means Family And Family Means No One Gets Left Behind Not Even The Goose
•Alternate Universe – Untitled Goose Game Fusion
•Canon-Typical Chaos
•One character adopts the Goose and doesn't notice as it tortures everyone else
•task list
•Team-up for Maximum Chaos
•To Do: Steal A Spaceship
•All geese are actually alien invaders attempting a hostile takeover
•Alien characters fascinated by goose
•Goose was free with purchase
•Escaping From Captivity With Horrible Goose
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fencesitGravity FallsPines Family & Goose
Stanley Pines & Goose
Pacifica Northwest & Mabel Pines & Goose
Pacifica Northwest & Dipper Pines & Goose
Hand Witch & Goose
Dipper Pines & Mabel Pines & Goose
Celestabellebethabelle & Goose
Bill Cipher & Goose
Pacifica Northwest & Stanley Pines & Goose
•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Ancient Artifacts Think It Would Be Hilarious To Turn Character Into Goose
•Character & Goose perform heists together
•Equipping Goose as a weapon
•Gen Goose Fic
•Goose Inexplicably Likes Character (And Brings Them All The Illicit Loot)
•Goose is summoned/created and cannot be banished/destroyed
•Goose Is The Best Distraction Possible (Go Do Something Sneaky)
•Goose is the Cause of Every Single Minor Inconvenience That Day
•Goose was free with purchase
•Highly Advanced Alien Indistinguishable From A Goose
•Injured Character Can't Complete Rescue Mission Without Help From Goose
•Magic Should Be Able To Stop This Goose Rampage And Yet We Are Powerless
•One character adopts the Goose and pretends not to notice as it tortures everyone else
•To Do: Honk in the Face of True Evil
•To Do: Steal Every Left Sock
•Two Characters Who Don't Like Each Other Grudgingly Work Together Against The Goose
•Two Characters Who Don't Like Each Other Grudgingly Work Together With The Goose
•Deity Curses Community With Goose
•Goose Tries To Ruin Festival; Fails Miserably As Attendees Worship Goose As Beloved Trickster God
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fencesitNarutoShimura Danzou & Goose
Uzumaki Naruto & Goose
Any Character (Naruto) & Goose
Uchiha Sasuke & Uchiha Itachi & Goose
Hoshigaki Kisame & Goose
Hatake Kakashi/Maito Gai | Might Guy & Goose
Hatake Kakashi/Hoshigaki Kisame & Goose
Hatake Kakashi & Goose
Akatsuki & Goose
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•Character Has Goose Summons
•Goose Becomes Member of Akatsuki
•It's A Beautiful Day In Konoha And You Are A Horrible Goose
•Character Had A Plan (It Did Not Include A Goose)
•The goose being petty in the background of canon events
•Goose Derails The Canon Subplot Writer Hates The Most
•Goose is summoned/created and cannot be banished/destroyed
•Goose Is The Best Distraction Possible (Go Do Something Sneaky)
•Goose joins the team
•Goose learns a new skill
•Goose Menaces Any Character In Canon That Writer Feels Like Menacing
•Goose Prevents Canonical Character Death By Being Horrible
•If You're Going To Seek Revenge Take A Goose With You
•One character adopts the Goose and pretends not to notice as it tortures everyone else
•task list
•We Should Not Have Taught This Goose To Be A Ninja
•Two Characters Who Don't Like Each Other Grudgingly Work Together Against The Goose
•Injured Character Can't Complete Rescue Mission Without Help From Goose
•Escaping From Captivity With Horrible Goose
•Goose is prize pet who must be escorted safely to owner to avoid a diplomatic incident
•Goose-Centric Drawerfic We're Both Totally Willing To Pretend You Wrote This Week
•To Do: Derail The Plot
•The Goose knows ninjutsu
•There’s a goose loose in the hospital
•Adding A Goose To One Of Your Existing Works Is Also Cool!!!
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flipflop_divaHarry Potter - J. K. RowlingFred Weasley & George Weasley
Harry Potter & Goose
Luna Lovegood & Goose
Minerva McGonagall & Goose
Dolores Umbridge & Goose
Voldemort & Goose
Albus Dumbledore & Goose
Petunia Evans Dursley & Vernon Dursley & Goose
Fred Weasley & George Weasley & Goose
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Podfic
•Any tag I requested last time
•Any tag from my other requests
•Animagus Form Is A Goose
•Magic Should Be Able To Stop This Goose Rampage And Yet We Are Powerless
•Character gets blamed for all of Untitled Goose's shenanigans
•World Domination Plans Derailed By Goose
•Character Transformed into a Goose
•Character Will Cause Problems On Purpose; Teams Up With Goose
•Who tf gave Goose a wand
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flipflop_divaAny fandom I requested last timeAny of those characters & GooseOpting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Podfic
•Any tag I requested last time
•Any tag from my other requests
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flipflop_divaMarvel Cinematic UniverseAvengers Team (of creator's choice) & Goose
Nick Fury & Goose (MCU) & Goose (Untitled Goose Game)
Sam Wilson & Goose
Goose & Stark Tower
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Podfic
•Character Had A Plan (It Did Not Include A Goose)
•To Do: Throw a Wrench In Everyone's Plans. Literally.
•Characters Must Use Cuddles To Convince Goose Not To Destroy Planet
•Everyone can inexplicably understand Goose
•Goose Moves In With Character; Everyone Acts Like They've Always Lived There
•The Goose ate my homework (or other important document)
•Goose Considers Adult Character Their Offspring And Behaves Accordingly
•Goose undercover in a trenchcoat
•Someone must babysit the Goose
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fortytworedvinesCabin PressureMartin Crieff & Douglas Richardson & Arthur Shappey
Martin Crieff & Goose
•Someone must babysit the Goose
•No One Can Tell You're A Goose On The Internet
•Goose shenanigans provided distraction for Douglas to steal the Talisker
•Character Likes Geese For Their Formation Flying
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fortytworedvinesHolby CitySerena Campbell & Goose
Bernie Wolfe & Goose
Jac Naylor & Goose
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•Character Cursed By The Gods With Geese
•Goose prevents bury your gays somehow
•Aggressive honking leads to declaration of love
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GratiaPlenaHolby CitySerena Campbell & Goose
Bernie Wolfe & Goose
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•Mortal Goose Falls In Love With Eldritch Swan
•All Official Paperwork Must Be Delivered By A Goose
•Goose Runs Off With Important Plot-Relevant Gizmo; Characters Fail To Get It Back
•There’s a goose loose in the hospital
•Poignant Cross-Species Waterfowl Romance
•Eldritch Swan Protects Horrible Goose From Consequences Of Their Actions
•Goose Is Extra Cranky Due To Molting Season
•Alternate Universe - The Soulmate Goose of Enforcement
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GratiaPlenaEastEnders (TV)Peggy Mitchell & Goose•Charity is the pub landlady from goose game
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heartbeatstumblesNarutoAkatsuki & Goose
Hatake Kakashi/Hoshigaki Kisame & Goose
Hatake Kakashi & Goose
Shimura Danzou & Goose
Any Character (Naruto) & Goose
•Goose is the Cause of Every Single Minor Inconvenience That Day
•Goose Unwittingly Drags Depressed Character Out Of Bed
•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Awkward Implications Of Adding Geese To Canonical Weirdness
•Character Inconveniently Learns Geese Have Teeth
•Character Has Goose Summons
•Goose is summoned/created and cannot be banished/destroyed
•We Should Not Have Taught This Goose To Be A Ninja
•Character Immobilized By Goose Sleeping On Lap
•Character Quits Thankless Job To Throw Geese At People
•One character adopts the Goose and pretends not to notice as it tortures everyone else
•One character adopts the Goose and doesn't notice as it tortures everyone else
•Goose joins the team
•Goose Menaces Any Character In Canon That Writer Feels Like Menacing
•Goose Is The Best Distraction Possible (Go Do Something Sneaky)
•Character Resurrected into Body of Goose; Must Fill Goose's Vengeful Last Wishes or Lose Soul
•Bureaucratic Applications For Geese
•Press x to Flap Wings and Annihilate the Enemy
•Goose Moonlights As Local Advice Columnist
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heartbeatstumblesThe Great British Bake Off RPFAny person & Goose (GBBO)•There’s a goose loose in the hospital
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heartbeatstumblesDoctor Who (2005)Donna Noble & Goose
Twelfth Doctor & Goose
Tenth Doctor & Goose
Eleventh Doctor & Goose
•Goose Moonlights As Local Advice Columnist
•Goose's Advanced Burglary Skills Lead To Fun And Screaming
•Highly Advanced Alien Indistinguishable From A Goose
•There’s a goose loose in the hospital
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heartbeatstumblesDreaming of Sunshine (DFE)The ANBU Team Currently Sneaking In Sound & Goose (DoS)
Momochi Zabuza & Goose (DoS)
Lucky Sevens | Team 7 & Goose (DoS)
ANBU Team Red & Goose (DoS)
ANBU Bat & ANBU Hawk & Goose (DoS)
Akado Manabu (DoS) & Yuuhi Shinku (DoS) & Goose
Uzumaki Naruto (DoS) & untitled goose
Uchiha Sasuke (DoS) & untitled goose
Hatake Kakashi (DoS) & untitled goose
Gaara (DoS) & untitled goose
Nara Shikako (DoS) & Goose
•Bureaucratic Applications For Geese
•Character Has Breakdown At The Sound Of Honking
•Character Who Needs A Hug Is Covered In Geese Instead
•Goose Derails The Canon Subplot Writer Hates The Most
•Goose Eats Meal While Gazing At Character Longingly
•The Goose knows ninjutsu
•Release The Geese
•To Do: Proudly Carry Symbol of Office
•Villain Turned Into Goose; This Is Not Actually An Improvement
•We Should Not Have Taught This Goose To Be A Ninja
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kira_katrineStar Trek: DiscoveryHugh Culber/Paul Stamets
Sylvia Tilly & Goose
Saru & Goose
Paul Stamets & Goose
Mirror Philippa Georgiou & Goose
Michael Burnham & Goose
Jett Reno & Goose
Jett Reno & Paul Stamets
•Character Will Cause Problems On Purpose; Teams Up With Goose
•Engineering Applications For Geese
•Equipping Goose as a weapon
•Geese IN SPACE!
•Goose Considers Adult Character Their Offspring And Behaves Accordingly
•Space Travel Mishap Leaves Characters Stranded On Planet Full Of Geese
•Character Has Longstanding Affection for Stubborn Little Assholes Like Goose
•Two Characters Who Don't Like Each Other Grudgingly Work Together Against The Goose
•Where No Honk Has Gone Before
•G or T Rated Goose Nonsense
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kira_katrineStar Trek: DiscoveryMichael Burnham & Goose
Michael Burnham & Spock
Sarek & Goose
•Sarek Adopts Goose
•Goose Takes Revenge For Harm Against Character
•G or T Rated Goose Nonsense
•Character Likes Geese For Their Formation Flying
•She didn't want a pet goose. But it worked its way into her heart with chaos on others.
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kira_katrineStar Trek: Deep Space NineQuark & Goose
Odo & Goose
Miles O'Brien & Goose
Benjamin Sisko & Goose
Jadzia Dax & Goose
•Alien characters fascinated by goose
•Character Likes Geese For Their Formation Flying
•Character Likes Geese For Their Tendency For Mischief
•Geese IN SPACE!
•Goose is prize pet who must be escorted safely to owner to avoid a diplomatic incident
•It's A Beautiful Day On The Space Station And You Are A Horrible Goose
•Goose is the Cause of Every Single Minor Inconvenience That Day
•Goose Is The Best Distraction Possible (Go Do Something Sneaky)
•Quark Tries to Profit Off the Geese Somehow; Everything Goes Wrong
•G or T Rated Goose Nonsense
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kira_katrineStar Trek: The Next GenerationJean-Luc Picard/Q
Q & Goose
Jean-Luc Picard & Goose
Data & Goose
•Geese IN SPACE!
•G or T Rated Goose Nonsense
•Goose Considers Adult Character Their Offspring And Behaves Accordingly
•Goose is prize pet who must be escorted safely to owner to avoid a diplomatic incident
•Highly Advanced Alien Indistinguishable From A Goose
•Robot Character Confused By Goose's Blue And Orange Logic
•Where No Honk Has Gone Before
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kira_katrineHarry Potter - J. K. RowlingDolores Umbridge & Goose
Fred Weasley & George Weasley
Minerva McGonagall & Goose
Rubeus Hagrid & Goose
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks•Best prank ever
•Character Will Cause Problems On Purpose; Teams Up With Goose
•G or T Rated Goose Nonsense
•Goose Dunks of Dolores Umbridge
•One character adopts the Goose and doesn't notice as it tortures everyone else
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kira_katrineDoctor Who (2005)Twelfth Doctor & Clara Oswin Oswald
Tenth Doctor & Donna Noble
Twelfth Doctor & Missy
Twelfth Doctor & Goose
Thirteenth Doctor & Goose
Tenth Doctor & Goose
Missy & Goose
Eleventh Doctor & Goose
•All geese are actually alien invaders attempting a hostile takeover
•Character Must Track Goose By The Trail Of Mayhem And Large Bird Droppings
•Character Will Cause Problems On Purpose; Teams Up With Goose
•Goose Steals the TARDIS
•Highly Advanced Alien Indistinguishable From A Goose
•Alien characters fascinated by goose
•G or T Rated Goose Nonsense
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kooiliHolby CitySerena Campbell & Goose
Bernie Wolfe & Goose
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•Trapped in a Closet together by the Goose
•There’s a goose loose in the hospital
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kooiliStar Trek: VoyagerJaneway and Goose
Seven of Nine & Goose
•It's A Beautiful Day On The Space Station And You Are A Horrible Goose
•Look who’s honking (goose internal monologue)
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kooiliThe Good Place (TV)Michael & Goose
Eleanor & Goose
Chidi & Goose
Janet & Goose
Jason & Goose
•The Goose IS Fat Because All Sides of Conflict Are Paying It With Food
•Soulmates determined by untitled goose
•Goose is summoned/created and cannot be banished/destroyed
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LittleRavenDrogon & Rhaegal & Viserion & Daenerys Targaryen
Drogon & Rhaegal & Viserion
Daenerys Targaryen & Geese
Daenerys Targaryen & Goose
Drogon & Daenerys Targaryen
Opting In: Podfic•Daenerys is the Mother of Geese
•Drogon & Rhaegal & Viserion are Geese (and also their canon size as adults)
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LittleRavenStar Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media TypesAnakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano
Ahsoka Tano & Goose (TCW)
Opting In: Podfic•World Full of Geese
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LittleRavenStar Wars: RebelsDarth Vader & Goose (SWR)
Ahsoka Tano & Goose (SWR)
Opting In: Podfic•World Full of Geese
•Guardian Goose—like a guardian angel but physically present at all times
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LittleRavenStar Trek: DiscoveryMichael Burnham & Spock
Michael Burnham & Goose
Opting In: Podfic•Tribbles are geese (and they multiply as tribbles do in canon)
•Planet of the Geese (Planet of the Apes-style)
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LittleRavenHarry Potter - J. K. RowlingLuna Lovegood & GooseOpting In: Podfic•Guardian Goose—like a guardian angel but physically present at all times
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Meatball42Avengers Academy (Video Game)Wasp & Goose (AvAc)
Falcon & Goose (AvAc)
Black Cat & Goose (AvAc)
Any character(s) & Goose (AvAc)
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Podfic
•task list
•100 percent open to silly memes and/or deliberate badfic
•Any pairings you think I might like are fine!
•Bored character thinks goose based chaos is the best thing ever
•Character Likes Geese For Their Tendency For Mischief
•Character Replaced By A Goose (And No One Notices)
•Goose equipped with a skin that boosts at least one stat
•Equipping Goose as a weapon
•Goose is a Surprisingly Effective Member of Superhero Team
•Goose is someone's daemon
•Goose Unwittingly Drags Depressed Character Out Of Bed
•Any Rating Of Goose Nonsense From G To M
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Meatball42Marvel Cinematic UniverseSam Wilson & Goose
Goose & Stark Tower
Avengers Team (of creator's choice) & Goose
Tony Stark & Goose
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Podfic
•task list
•100 percent open to silly memes and/or deliberate badfic
•Any pairings you think I might like are fine!
•Bored character thinks goose based chaos is the best thing ever
•Character Likes Geese For Their Tendency For Mischief
•Character Replaced By A Goose (And No One Notices)
•Goose equipped with a skin that boosts at least one stat
•Equipping Goose as a weapon
•Goose is a Surprisingly Effective Member of Superhero Team
•Goose is someone's daemon
•Goose Unwittingly Drags Depressed Character Out Of Bed
•Any Rating Of Goose Nonsense From G To M
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Meatball42The Great British Bake Off RPFAny person & Goose (GBBO)
Goose & the tent (GBBO)
Noel Fielding & Goose (GBBO)
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Podfic
•task list
•100 percent open to silly memes and/or deliberate badfic
•Any pairings you think I might like are fine!
•Character Likes Geese For Their Tendency For Mischief
•Character Replaced By A Goose (And No One Notices)
•Equipping Goose as a weapon
•Goose is a Surprisingly Effective Member of Superhero Team
•Goose is someone's daemon
•Goose Unwittingly Drags Depressed Character Out Of Bed
•Any Rating Of Goose Nonsense From G To M
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Meatball42Any fandom I requested last timeAny of those characters & GooseOpting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Podfic
•Any Rating Of Goose Nonsense From G To M
•Any tag I requested last time
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Meatball42Soulstoned (EAD RPF)
SomeHorribleFen (Horrible Fen) (EAD RPF)
shadow (EAD RPF)
Phyrry (EAD RPF)
Nee (EAD RPF)
LilacChica (EAD RPF)
ExtraPenguin (EAD RPF)
Emmy (EAD RPF)
crookedspoon (EAD RPF)
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
•Feel free to write OW as AU for wahtever fandom
•Goose Writes Instruction Manual For Dealing With Humans
•Meta about how Goose keeps honking author as they attempt to write an exchange fic before deadline
•Write The Goose Fic You Wish Someone Would Write For You
•Wahtever You Want But With A Goose
•Goose is Actually the More Reasonable and Serious Character in this Fic
•100 percent open to silly memes and/or deliberate badfic
•If Anyone Eats Anyone In This Fic It's The Goose Doing The Eating
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neosaiyanangelKim Possible (Cartoon)Dr. Drakken/Shego (Kim Possible)
Dr. Drakken/Ron Stoppable
Dr. Drakken/Kim Possible
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•Goose Menaces Any Character In Canon That Writer Feels Like Menacing
•Canon-Typical Chaos
•Character Attempts To Flirt; Only The Goose Is Impressed
•Characters get together despite (or because of) interference by Goose
•Enemies to Lovers via Goose Adoption
•Fic Is Elaborate Setup For Terrible Jokes About Geese
•World Domination Plans Derailed By Goose
•Goose somehow saves the world with a broken broomstick
•Mad Science For Fun And Profit And Too Many Geese
•Goose Thinks This Relationship Is A Great Idea
•Goose Teaches Character Joy Again Because Character Always Had a Vicious Set of Humor
•The Goose is an Avatar for an Entity
•Goose is the spirit animal of [character] who has called upon it for guidance
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ProfessorFlimflamHolby CitySerena Campbell & Goose
Bernie Wolfe & Goose
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•There’s a goose loose in the hospital
•Goose prevents bury your gays somehow
•Goose Steals Death's Scythe (And Job)
•Goose Prevents Canonical Character Death By Being Horrible
•Aggressive honking leads to declaration of love
•Goose eats mashed potato
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ProfessorFlimflamDoctor Who (2005)Osgood & Goose
Kate Stewart & Goose
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•Osgoose
•Flying Saucer Filled With Alien Geese Crashes Into Character's House
•All geese are actually alien invaders attempting a hostile takeover
•Alien characters fascinated by goose
•Falling Star Is Actually Falling Spaceship Full Of Alien Geese
•Highly Advanced Alien Indistinguishable From A Goose
•Character gets blamed for all of Untitled Goose's shenanigans
•Just shenanigans
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reislingBatman - All Media TypesJason Todd & Goose
Damian Wayne & Goose
Cassandra Cain & Goose
Duke Thomas & Goose
Dick Grayson & Damian Wayne
Alfred the Cat (DCU) & Titus the Dog (DCU)
Jerry the Turkey (DCU) & Goose
Alfred Pennyworth & Goose
Barbara Gordon & Gosse
Harleen Quinzel & Goose
Oswald Cobblepot & Goose
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•I am the terror that honks in the night
•All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go (Because You're Tied To A Pillar And A Goose Is Honking)
•Goose is a Surprisingly Effective Member of Superhero Team
•Ancient Artifacts Think It Would Be Hilarious To Turn Character Into Goose
•Be Goose Do Crime
•birds of a feather honk together
•Goose Prevents Canonical Character Death By Being Horrible
•Character Befriends Goose With Bribery; Family Member Does Not Approve
•Character Inconveniently Learns Geese Have Teeth
•Ohana Means Family And Family Means No One Gets Left Behind Not Even The Goose
•To Do: Honk in the Face of True Evil
•Untitled Goose Joins Supervillain Team With Bird Theme; Becomes New Leader
•Fight flight or HONK
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reislingCompilation of Final Fantasy VIICloud Strife & Goose
Sephiroth & Goose
Zack Fair & Goose
Sephiroth/Cloud Strife
Aerith Gainsborough/Tifa Lockhart
Zack Fair/Aerith Gainsborough
Angeal Hewley & Genesis Rhapsodos & Sephiroth
Zack Fair & Angeal Hewley
Zack Fair & Kunsel
Zack Fair & Reno
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•Ancient Artifacts Think It Would Be Hilarious To Turn Character Into Goose
•Goose Is Actually An Eldritch Horror From Beyond The Stars Doing Reconnaissance
•Be Goose Do Crime
•Goose is summoned/created and cannot be banished/destroyed
•birds of a feather honk together
•Goose Prevents Canonical Character Death By Being Horrible
•Goose summons
•Character Inconveniently Learns Geese Have Teeth
•Character Must Track Goose By The Trail Of Mayhem And Large Bird Droppings
•To Do: Honk in the Face of True Evil
•Enemies to Lovers via Goose Adoption
•Equipping Goose as a weapon
•Villain Turned Into Goose; This Is Not Actually An Improvement
•Fight flight or HONK
•The Goose Incident
•any / ship can also be &
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reislingKingdom HeartsAqua & Terra & Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
Axel & Roxas & Xion (Kingdom Hearts)
Donald Duck & Goofy & Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
Donald Duck & Goose
Kairi & Riku & Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
Naminé & Riku Replica & Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts)
Roxas & Sora & Vanitas & Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
Vanitas & Ventus (Kingdom Hearts)
•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Goose Is Actually An Eldritch Horror From Beyond The Stars Doing Reconnaissance
•birds of a feather honk together
•Canon-Typical Chaos
•Character Befriends Goose With Bribery; Family Member Does Not Approve
•Goose was free with purchase
•Character Inconveniently Learns Geese Have Teeth
•Character Must Track Goose By The Trail Of Mayhem And Large Bird Droppings
•Ohana Means Family And Family Means No One Gets Left Behind Not Even The Goose
•To Do: Flood Fortress With Lava
•Duck Duck Goose but it's Russian Roulette
•To Do: Honk in the Face of True Evil
•To Do: Steal A Spaceship
•Equipping Goose as a weapon
•Fight flight or HONK
•World Full of Geese
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reisling真女神転生IV | Shin Megami Tensei IVFlynn (SMT4) & Goose
Isabeau (SMT4) & Goose
Walter (SMT4) & Goose
Jonathan (SMT4) & Goose
Hikaru | Lucifer (SMT4) & Goose
Flynn & Isabeau & Jonathan & Walter
•The Goose Ending
•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Goose is summoned/created and cannot be banished/destroyed
•Goose summons
•Order Reacts With Understandable Skepticism To The Idea That Goose Will Save Them From Anything
•To Do: Honk in the Face of True Evil
•Equipping Goose as a weapon
•Villain Turned Into Goose; This Is Not Actually An Improvement
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reislingAssassin's Creed - All Media TypesEvie Frye & Jacob Frye
Haytham Kenway & Ratonhnhaké:ton | Connor
Edward Kenway & Haytham Kenway
Shay Cormac & Haytham Kenway
Ezio Auditore da Firenze & Leonardo da Vinci
Malik Al-Sayf & Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad
Adéwalé & Edward Kenway
Kassandra (Assassin's Creed) & Goose
Desmond Miles & Goose
•All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go (Because You're Tied To A Pillar And A Goose Is Honking)
•Goose CRRRRRRRRRRRIMES
•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Ancient Artifacts Think It Would Be Hilarious To Turn Character Into Goose
•Be Goose Do Crime
•Canon-Typical Chaos
•Character Befriends Goose With Bribery; Family Member Does Not Approve
•Goose was free with purchase
•Character Inconveniently Learns Geese Have Teeth
•Character Must Track Goose By The Trail Of Mayhem And Large Bird Droppings
•Ohana Means Family And Family Means No One Gets Left Behind Not Even The Goose
•Order Reacts With Understandable Skepticism To The Idea That Goose Will Save Them From Anything
•Duck Duck Goose but it's Russian Roulette
•Equipping Goose as a weapon
•Fight flight or HONK
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reislingStar Wars - All Media TypesPadmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker
Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker
Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano
Leia Organa & Luke Skywalker & Han Solo
CT-7567 | Rex & Ahsoka Tano
Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker & Ahsoka Tano
Padmè Amidala & Ahsoka Tano
Wedge Antilles & Luke Skywalker
CT-21-0408 | Echo & CT-27-5555 | Fives | ARC-5555
Chelli Lona Aphra & Darth Vader
Boil & Waxer (Star Wars)
Feral & Savage Opress
•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Ancient Artifacts Think It Would Be Hilarious To Turn Character Into Goose
•Goose Is Actually An Eldritch Horror From Beyond The Stars Doing Reconnaissance
•Goose Prevents Canonical Character Death By Being Horrible
•Canon-Typical Chaos
•Character Befriends Goose With Bribery; Family Member Does Not Approve
•Goose was free with purchase
•Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Honkious the wise?
•Order Reacts With Understandable Skepticism To The Idea That Goose Will Save Them From Anything
•To Do: Flood Fortress With Lava
•To Do: Honk in the Face of True Evil
•To Do: Steal A Spaceship
•Fight flight or HONK
•World Full of Geese
•any / ship can also be &
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reislingCalvin & HobbesSusie Derkins & Goose
Hobbes & Goose
Calvin & Hobbes (Calvin & Hobbes)
Bacon (Hobbes and Bacon) & Hobbes
•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Goose Is Actually An Eldritch Horror From Beyond The Stars Doing Reconnaissance
•Goose is summoned/created and cannot be banished/destroyed
•Canon-Typical Chaos
•Character Befriends Goose With Bribery; Family Member Does Not Approve
•Character Inconveniently Learns Geese Have Teeth
•Ohana Means Family And Family Means No One Gets Left Behind Not Even The Goose
•To Do: Honk in the Face of True Evil
•To Do: Steal A Spaceship
•Untitled Goose Joins Supervillain Team With Bird Theme; Becomes New Leader
•Fight flight or HONK
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reislingAdventure TimePrincess Bubblegum/Marceline
Finn the Human & Jake the Dog
Earl of Lemongrab & Goose
•All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go (Because You're Tied To A Pillar And A Goose Is Honking)
•Canon-Typical Chaos
•Goose was free with purchase
•Character Inconveniently Learns Geese Have Teeth
•Character Must Track Goose By The Trail Of Mayhem And Large Bird Droppings
•Ohana Means Family And Family Means No One Gets Left Behind Not Even The Goose
•To Do: Flood Fortress With Lava
•To Do: Steal A Spaceship
•any / ship can also be &
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reislingDeath Note (Anime & Manga)L & Yagami Light
Ryuk & Goose
L/Yagami Light
•Goose CRRRRRRRRRRRIMES
•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Ancient Artifacts Think It Would Be Hilarious To Turn Character Into Goose
•Be Goose Do Crime
•Goose straight up commits murder
•Goose is summoned/created and cannot be banished/destroyed
•Goose Prevents Canonical Character Death By Being Horrible
•Goose was free with purchase
•Character Must Track Goose By The Trail Of Mayhem And Large Bird Droppings
•Duck Duck Goose but it's Russian Roulette
•Enemies to Lovers via Goose Adoption
•Fight flight or HONK
•any / ship can also be &
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reislingSpider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)Wade Wilson & Goose
Peter Parker & Wade Wilson
Eleanor Camacho & Wade Wilson
Eleanor Camacho & Peter Parker & Wade Wilson
Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
•Goose CRRRRRRRRRRRIMES
•Goose is a Surprisingly Effective Member of Superhero Team
•Ancient Artifacts Think It Would Be Hilarious To Turn Character Into Goose
•Be Goose Do Crime
•Character Befriends Goose With Bribery; Family Member Does Not Approve
•Goose was free with purchase
•Character Inconveniently Learns Geese Have Teeth
•Character Must Track Goose By The Trail Of Mayhem And Large Bird Droppings
•Ohana Means Family And Family Means No One Gets Left Behind Not Even The Goose
•Duck Duck Goose but it's Russian Roulette
•Enemies to Lovers via Goose Adoption
•Untitled Goose Joins Supervillain Team With Bird Theme; Becomes New Leader
•Fight flight or HONK
•any / ship can also be &
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RinRynRenDreaming of Sunshine (DFE)Nara Shikako & Yamashiro Aoba & Goose (DoS)
The ANBU Team Currently Sneaking In Sound & Goose (DoS)
Lucky Sevens | Team 7 & Goose (DoS)
Nara Shikako (DoS) & Goose
Gaara (DoS) & untitled goose
Hatake Kakashi (DoS) & untitled goose
Uchiha Sasuke (DoS) & untitled goose
Uzumaki Naruto (DoS) & untitled goose
Akado Manabu (DoS) & Yuuhi Shinku (DoS) & Goose
ANBU Team Red & Goose (DoS)
Momochi Zabuza & Goose (DoS)
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•Goose Inexplicably Likes Character (And Brings Them All The Illicit Loot)
•Goose is the spirit animal of [character] who has called upon it for guidance
•Goose joins the team
•It's A Beautiful Day In Konoha And You Are A Horrible Goose
•Soulmates determined by untitled goose
•We Should Not Have Taught This Goose To Be A Ninja
•To Do: Honk in the Face of True Evil
•Goose Prevents Canonical Character Death By Being Horrible
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TavinaDrogon & Daenerys Targaryen
Drogon & Rhaegal & Viserion
Daenerys Targaryen & Goose
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Podfic
•Character Kidnapped By Space Geese; Returns To Homeworld Ten Thousand Years Later
•Character is Actually Three Geese in a Trenchcoat
•Character Quits Thankless Job To Throw Geese At People
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TavinaNarutoAny Character (Naruto) & GooseOpting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Podfic
•Character Has Breakdown At The Sound Of Honking
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TishDoctor Who (2005)Twelfth Doctor & Missy
Donna Noble & Goose
Twelfth Doctor & Goose
Thirteenth Doctor & Goose
Missy & Goose
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•All geese are actually alien invaders attempting a hostile takeover
•Be Goose Do Crime
•Best prank ever
•Bored character thinks goose based chaos is the best thing ever
•Character gets blamed for all of Untitled Goose's shenanigans
•Equipping Goose as a weapon
•Explosion At Local Lab; Scientists Respond With Genetically Engineered Geese
•Goose is Actually the More Reasonable and Serious Character in this Fic
•Goose Steals the TARDIS
•Mad Science For Fun And Profit And Too Many Geese
•Time Loop - Reliving Canon Event Over and Over Again Until Goose Saves The Day
•Time Loop - More Geese With Every Loop
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TishHot Fuzz (2007)Escaped Swan & Goose (Hot Fuzz)
NIcholas Angel/Danny Butterman & Goose
•Accidental Marriage By Petting A Goose
•All Official Paperwork Must Be Delivered By A Goose
•All The Chaos The Goose Causes Actually Is Good
•Character & Goose perform heists together
•Character Needs To Relearn How To Human; Goose Teaches How To Honk
•Character Turned Into Goose As Punishment Is Given Snuggles Anyway (Then Returns To Causing Trouble)
•Goose finds important-looking papers necessary to complete water artwork
•Goose is mistaken for a rare Pokémon
•Goose straight up commits murder
•Injured Character Can't Complete Rescue Mission Without Help From Goose
•News Report about "What could have done this" (and also there's a goose in the area)
•task list
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TishThe Terror (TV 2018)Thomas Jopson & Goose
Thomas Blanky & Goose
Sgt Solomon Tozer & Goose
Mr Wall & Mr Diggle & Goose (The Terror)
Lt John Irving & Goose
Lt George Hodgson & Goose
Lt Edward Little & Goose
Lady Silence | Silna & Goose
Henry Collins & Goose
Harry D. S. Goodsir & Goose
Dr. Alexander McDonald & Goose
Dr Stephen S. Stanley & Goose
Cornelius Hickey/Goose
Comannder James Fitzjames & Goose
Captain Francis Crozier & Goose
Cornelius Hickey/Sgt Solomon Tozer
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•All Official Paperwork Must Be Delivered By A Goose
•Aroused Goose Humps Character's Boot
•Bored character thinks goose based chaos is the best thing ever
•Character gets blamed for all of Untitled Goose's shenanigans
•Character Is Attacked By Horrible Goose In Need Of Hugs (Hold Still Or They Bite)
•Character Quits Thankless Job To Throw Geese At People
•Character Turned Into A Goose As Punishment; Punisher Regrets Everything
•Eldritch Honk
•Existing Skillset in Managing Jerks Helps Character Deal With Goose
•The goose being petty in the background of canon events
•Goose brings Character all the loot and frames them
•Goose Harasses Mild-Mannered Character with Glasses
•Goose Prevents Canonical Character Death By Being Horrible
•Goose: the natural enemy of housekeepers
•I am the terror that honks in the night
•Injured Character Can't Complete Rescue Mission Without Help From Goose
•Time Loop - Reliving Canon Event Over and Over Again Until Goose Saves The Day
•To Do: Steal Enemy Goose’s Knife
•Villain Turned Into Goose; This Is Not Actually An Improvement
•World Domination Plans Derailed By Goose
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tuesdayDwarf FortressOriginal Characters (Dwarf Fortress) & GooseOpting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
•Dwarves Elect Goose As Their New Ruler
•Stupid Goose Tricks
•Engineering Applications For Geese
•Explosion At Local Lab; Scientists Respond With Genetically Engineered Geese
•Eldritch Honk
•Goose Pulls Lever And Escapes Consequences
•Look My Fandom Is So Small I'll Take Anything With A Goose In It
•There aren't enough beds because the Goose is in one of them
•Goose Menaces Any Character In Canon That Writer Feels Like Menacing
•Equipping Goose as a weapon
•Goose Eggs Hatch; Fortress Grinds To A Halt
•Fortress Successfully Defended From Megabeast Attack By Army Of Horrible Geese
•Goose-Centric Drawerfic We're Both Totally Willing To Pretend You Wrote This Week
•Rough Sketch On Unlined Paper Plus The Word 'HONK' 100x
•To Do: Steal Knives From Baby
•To Do: Flood Fortress With Lava
•To Do: Lock Invaders In Cellar
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tuesdayMarvel Cinematic UniverseNick Fury & Goose (MCU) & Goose (Untitled Goose Game)Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•Character Quits Thankless Job To Throw Geese At People
•Rough Sketch On Unlined Paper Plus The Word 'HONK' 100x
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tuesday魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng TóngxiùLán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín & Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn
Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín & Goose
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks•Character Resurrected into Body of Goose; Must Fill Goose's Vengeful Last Wishes or Lose Soul
•Goose Is Filling In for Soulmates Determined by Angry Goose Goose
•Character Has Breakdown At The Sound Of Honking
•Goose Derails The Canon Subplot Writer Hates The Most
•Untitled Goose Steals Ancient Artifacts; Plot Derailed By Utter Nonsense
•Goose Is Actually An Eldritch Horror From Beyond The Stars Doing Reconnaissance
•Ancient Artifacts Think It Would Be Hilarious To Turn Character Into Goose
•Character Transformed into a Goose
•Goose-Centric Drawerfic We're Both Totally Willing To Pretend You Wrote This Week
•Rough Sketch On Unlined Paper Plus The Word 'HONK' 100x
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tuesday人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng TóngxiùShàng Qīnghuá & Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū
Mòběi-jūn/Shàng Qīnghuá
Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū & System
Shàng Qīnghuá & System
Opting In: Add a Goose to One of my Non-Goose Fanworks
Opting In: Further Transformation of my Goose Fanworks
•Goose Derails The Canon Subplot Writer Hates The Most
•Untitled Goose Steals Ancient Artifacts; Plot Derailed By Utter Nonsense
•Goose Moves In With Character; Everyone Acts Like They've Always Lived There
•Ancient Artifacts Think It Would Be Hilarious To Turn Character Into Goose
•Qi Deviations turn character into Goose
•Character Transformed into a Goose
•Goose Menaces Any Character In Canon That Writer Feels Like Menacing
•Goose-Centric Drawerfic We're Both Totally Willing To Pretend You Wrote This Week
•Rough Sketch On Unlined Paper Plus The Word 'HONK' 100x
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tuesday天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng TóngxiùLíng Wén & Goose•Character Quits Thankless Job To Throw Geese At People
•Rough Sketch On Unlined Paper Plus The Word 'HONK' 100x
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tuesday天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng TóngxiùHuā Chéng/Xiè Lián
Bàn Yuè & Péi Sù
Quán Yīzhēn & Yǐn Yù
Fēng Xìn & Mù Qíng & Xiè Lián
Yǔshī Huáng & Goose
Xiè Lián & Líng Wén
Qī Róng & Goose
Fēng Xìn & Mù Qíng
Bàn Yuè & Goose
Líng Wén & Goose
Gǔ Zi & Qī Róng
Shī Qīngxuán & Xiè Lián
Quán Yīzhēn/Yǐn Yù
Hè Xuán/Shī Qīngxuán
•Goose Derails The Canon Subplot Writer Hates The Most
•Goose Defeats Final Boss By Stealing Plot Relevant Whatsit; Becomes New Final Boss
•Goose Resurrected into Body of Character; Must Fill Character's Vengeful Last Wishes or Lose Soul
•Prank Involving Goose Quickly And Horribly Backfires
•One character adopts the Goose and pretends not to notice as it tortures everyone else
•Goose Is Filling In for Soulmates Determined by Angry Goose Goose
•Character Resurrected into Body of Goose; Must Fill Goose's Vengeful Last Wishes or Lose Soul
•Untitled Goose Steals Ancient Artifacts; Plot Derailed By Utter Nonsense
•Character Transformed into a Goose
•Goose Inexplicably Likes Character (And Brings Them All The Illicit Loot)
•Goose Menaces Any Character In Canon That Writer Feels Like Menacing
•Rough Sketch On Unlined Paper Plus The Word 'HONK' 100x