JOMT Podcast's ratings of Columbo episodes
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EpisodeColumbo ep.Columbo title
Rating out of ten
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Pilot307Swan Song7.5"maybe like a C+"
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1601Fade In To Murder
Jon rates chemisty between Columbo and Shatner as "among the best"
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2406A Deadly State Of Mind
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3201Etude In Black
RJ asks for a numerical rating, but Jon has no interest in giving one
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4106Short Fuse
first appearance of "Jon...!" "Yessir?", although rating is left at "7 or 8 or something"
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51003Murder of a Rock Star
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6103Dead Weight
RJ gives 10/10 to the hypothetical alternative version that stars Sterling Hayden
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7505Now You See Him...The JOMT Antichrist
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8503Identity Crisis
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9Caviar With EverythingMrs Columbo Special
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10402Negative Reaction8Columbos
(converts to about 7 1/3 Mrs Columbos in EU, 10 1/4 in US)
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11306Mind Over Mayhem
seemingly distracted by Robby the Robot
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12204Dagger Of The Mind
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13801
Columbo Goes To The Guillotine
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14702Murder Under Glass9.5ducks galantine
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15101Murder By The Book10sex cabinsGwen Ihnat gives an A
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16603
Bye-Bye Sky-High IQ Murder Case
8umbrellas used as evidence
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171203Undercovereveryone is very tired
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18701Try And Catch Me10
Mariette Hartleys saying "me" in a musical singsong voice
Myke Chilian gives a 10
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Make Me A Perfect Murder
7plaintive cries from Lainie Kazan for a hug
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20104Suitable For Framing3.5
Mary Wickes going through her photo album telling you about her nephews (out of 20, 50, or possibly infinite)
RJ gives it 8/10 lost cufflinks in the trunk
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21208Double Shock8closeups on Julie Newmar's yoga-doing butt
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22301Lovely But Lethal7/8 sides of an octogonal bottle
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23206A Stitch In Crime8
adorable monkeys reaching for Leonard Nimoy's hand through the bars of a cage
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Sex And The Married Detective
1really heavily over-garnished Shirley Temples
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25PilotPerscription: Murder
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26308A Friend In Deed10
5/10 Bell 206 JetRanger helicopters and 5/10 Hughes 369 helicopters
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Butterfly In Shares Of Grey
7.5
terribly painted pictures of Fielding Chase's dead wife
(somehwere between 7 and 8) Alex Knapp gives 4/5 moustaches
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281201It's All In The Game8reversed fountains(qualified for the era)
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29102Death Lends A Hand10
5/10 in the left lens of Robert Culp's sunglasses, and a 5/10 in the right one
Jon wonders if he's given any episode a 10 yet
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30105Lady In Waiting9Strawberry Shortcake hats
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311001
Columbo Goes To College
2tuxedo tops, but 1.5 board shorts
(just so there's room to rank the George Wendt episode)
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32904
Rest In Peace, Mrs. Columbo
4jars of murder marmelade
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33903Agenda For Murder8interrupted faxes to Hawaii
10/10 out of 90s episodes. also 3/10 issues of Police Chief Magazine, plus 4/10 issues of Chief of Police Quarterly, then maybe 2 copies of Meter Maid Mothly
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34401An Excercise In Fatality9
naked white guys in towels walking around in the background
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Requiem For A Falling Star
7unhooked fountains(after 7 viewings)
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36802
Murder, Smoke and Shadows
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candy bars that I slammed down on a marble table in my house
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37501Forgotten Lady10not remembering that detective's name
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381303Ashes To Ashes7.25Hair Bear lunchboxes on a taxi depot table
(between 7 and 7.5) 9 or 9.5 among 90s episodes
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39602Old-Fashionned Murder6.25incomplete stories about a lost love affair(between 6 and 6.5)
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Caution: Murder Can Be Hazardous To Your Health
0 cigarettes from a pack of Victory King cigarettes, or 10 cans of Campbell's soup out of an Andy Warhol static 12-hour film of a case of Victory King cigarettes
return of the JOMT Antrichrist
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411305
Columbo Likes The Nightlife
9/14 Koi fish in the dancefloor
(comes out to 64%, so add a couple fish, then watch the episode)
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42305Publish Or Perish10Simple Steps To Blow Up Anything
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43504A Matter Of Honor8de cara diezLaura Coleman gives an 8.5
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44203The Most Crucial Game5.75enormous submerged Tiki necklaces
(5.5, maybe 6) Glen Erik Hamilton gives it an A for technical execution, a C for mystery structure and B for fun television
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45505Now You See Him...8
letters exposing Mueller as a Nazi being whipped out of pockets
purging the stench of The JOMT Antichrist
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46303Candidate For Crime70% of the precincts reporting
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47404Troubled Waters
169 107/172 000 Dean Stockwell's twitches and mutterings to himself
Richard Masara gives it 5 ships/5 boats (also names 5 most British characters)
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48506
Last Salute To The Commodore
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(5 policemen and 1 suspect) crammed into Columbo's car doing donuts around a driveway
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49207
The Most Dangerous Match
6Officer Krupki opening gambits
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50804Grand Deceptions2I Ching sticks
Jon wishes he'd checked Undercover's rating so this one could get at most 1 more
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51403By Dawn's Early Light10night ciders
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52302Any Old Port In A Storm8$5000 bottles of Californian vinegar($40k worth of vinegar)
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531102No Time To Die8
Calabros in the shower (from Amanda Reyes)
Jon actually goes to check Undercover's rating, then ends up giving this episode a 3. or possibly 86/87 precincts.
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541101Death Hits The Jackpot7things that are all shiny, and all metal
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55906Murder In Malibu7amazing twists and/or stolen Jade Buddhas
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56202The Greenhouse Jungle7
headshots of a guy I was sure was Bruce Dern at first glance
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57502A Case of Immunity6wonders from the Souarian Gardens
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58107Blueprint for Murder6tiny cities
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59704How To Dial A Murder8confusing pieces of movie trivia
command phrase "two out of ten"
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60Word Games1Ms Columbo special #2it's terrible.
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61PilotRansom For A Dead Man9blanks, or possibly bulletsthat would be a very weird gun
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