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1 | Time Code | Riffer 1 - Deep Hurting - Troy Wood | |
2 | Note: Writing has switched to MyWy's google sheet instead. Please message him on the forum to gain access instead of writing here! | ||
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6 | 0:00:03 | All (as entering theater): ♫ The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed... ♫ Tom: Wow, right out of the gate... | |
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12 | 0:00:09 | Crow: Jerry Warren Presents... motion sickness! Ulp.... (*makes barfing noise*) | |
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22 | 0:00:19 | (Rod Serling voice) The Incredible Petrified World of Horace Ford... Starring Pat Hingle | |
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26 | 0:00:23 | Tom: Incredibleness not guaranteed. Offer not valid outside the continental United States | |
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30 | 0:00:27 | Jonah: Hold on, I think the title's trolling motor is hung up on something. Let me just... (helps the title credit move on) Yep, that's got it. | |
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34 | 0:00:31 | Crow: (After splash) Hey, no splashing in the pool! | |
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38 | 0:00:35 | Crow (dismissive): Oh, he'll star in anything. | |
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42 | 0:00:39 | Tom (in Carradine baratone) ♫Night train to (sinking noises) ♫ | |
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48 | 0:00:45 | (as Ahab) Yarr... I spy the belly of the great white Robert Clarke | |
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55 | 0:00:52 | Crow: Looks like the credits forgot to buy flood insurance. | |
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58 | 0:00:55 | All (ala Caddyshack): Noonan! Noonan! Noonan! | |
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62 | 0:00:59 | Jonah (as midwestern mom): Now it's really stormy out there, did you kids remember to bring your Coates? Tom/Crow (as kids): Yeeees | |
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67 | 0:01:04 | Jonah and the Bots bob up and down with the waves. | |
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72 | 0:01:09 | Crow (resigned): And the rest... | |
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76 | 0:01:13 | Jonah: Say, I'm about to crack open a cold Mairhauser, you guys want anything? Crow: Yes, I'll take a Milt Collions. Tom: I'd prefer a Haffner of Jack. | |
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81 | 0:01:18 | (In slight New York Accent -- Calm and measured tone) I'm Rawbert Carroll for New York State Assembly | |
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86 | 0:01:23 | [Crow is still seasick] Jonah: Honey, you know you shouldn't be reading when you're feeling seasick. Do you think you can hold down some Saltines for me? Crow: Yes. And can I have a 7-Up? Jonah: We'll see. | |
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89 | 0:01:26 | Tom: Tonight's main event, the fight you've all been waiting for: it's Harold vs. McKenzie! [cheering] | |
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94 | 0:01:31 | Jonah: At least we know the wardrobe will be biodegradable. | |
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99 | 0:01:36 | Crow: Set Supervisor Ray Guth. Yeeeep, it's still pretty wet down there.... May want to wait and let it air out a while. | |
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