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Time CodeRiffer 1 - Deep Hurting - Troy Wood
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0:00:03All (as entering theater): ♫ The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed... ♫
Tom: Wow, right out of the gate...
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0:00:09Crow: Jerry Warren Presents... motion sickness! Ulp.... (*makes barfing noise*)
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0:00:19(Rod Serling voice) The Incredible Petrified World of Horace Ford... Starring Pat Hingle
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0:00:27Jonah: Hold on, I think the title's trolling motor is hung up on something. Let me just...
(helps the title credit move on) Yep, that's got it.
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0:00:31Crow: (After splash) Hey, no splashing in the pool!
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0:00:45(as Ahab) Yarr... I spy the belly of the great white Robert Clarke
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0:00:52Crow: Looks like the credits forgot to buy flood insurance.
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0:01:13Jonah: Say, I'm about to crack open a cold Mairhauser, you guys want anything?
Crow: Yes, I'll take a Milt Collions.
Tom: I'd prefer a Haffner of Jack.
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I'm Rawbert Carroll for New York State Assembly
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Jonah: Honey, you know you shouldn't be reading when you're feeling seasick. Do you think you can hold down some Saltines for me?
Crow: Yes. And can I have a 7-Up?
Jonah: We'll see.
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0:01:26Tom: Tonight's main event, the fight you've all been waiting for: it's Harold vs. McKenzie! [cheering]
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