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2 | Why is it OK to call it a "white noise" machine, yet offensive to say that I bought it to drown out all the "black noise" in my building? | http://archive.is/TlZST | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
3 | It's a real feather in the cap of racial equality that Yo Yo Ma is both an Asian American cellist AND an African American cat call. | http://archive.is/9T6gm | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
4 | Large Black Man: "Wanna buy some crystal meth?" Me: "Why would u ask?" Him: "White boys love that shit." Me: "How'd u know I was white?" | http://archive.is/NxeGI | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
5 | Black & White cookies R a delicious metaphor for racial harmony :) But they taste better if U keep both halves segregated. I mean separated! | http://archive.is/mp2oG | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
6 | @ScottNevins Omg yes. I call Winnie. We can put my cat in black face. He talks and is classically trained. http://lockerz.com/s/255662882 | http://archive.is/J6wAh | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
7 | Best black dog name of 2010: Getchyoleashondria | http://archive.is/TnkYw | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
8 | Gay Lesson #86: 2 slices of pizza can't take the place of a man, but the fat black woman sitting next to me on the train just peed herself. | http://archive.is/l7jkk | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
9 | Just told a huge African American man busting my chops at the post office to "shut the hell up". By the time you read this, I'll be dead. | http://archive.is/VdOpB | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
10 | @FeldmanAdam I played the title role of the Wiz in my predominantly black high school's senior musical. I killed! And then I was killed. | http://archive.is/q1Tjr | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
11 | My parents said that had I been a girl, my name would’ve been Randi with an “i”. And had I been black, it would’ve been “MISS JENKINS!!!" | http://archive.is/fRlga | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
12 | U sound like my grandmother! RT @kanyewest: abortion can cost a nigga up to 50gs. Bitches B gettin pregnant on purpose. #STRAPUP my niggas! | http://archive.is/PMNYP | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
13 | The smell of fried chicken. [Fade to black] | http://archive.is/SrOFP | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
14 | In honor of MLK Day, last night I HAD A DREAM: Natalie Portman & I were eating Blizzards at Dairy Queen. You're welcome, black people. | http://archive.is/XwDVF | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
15 | @ScottNevins @MaxizPad No arguments here. You look good. Plus, it's good for my image to have a black friend. [reply was to a spray-tanned white guy] | http://archive.is/Cvaq4 | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
16 | My next boyfriend is gonna be one of those reclining massage chairs. A big black one. | http://archive.is/7EwYf | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
17 | I just belted such a fierce black girl riff in the shower, my cat threw his shoe at me. | http://archive.is/yDfsE | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
18 | Not to sound racist or anything, but black guys always smell really good. | http://archive.is/SjkSc | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
19 | I think I was a black woman in a past life. And also in this life. | http://archive.is/Xcp6s | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
20 | At work. You should have tried harder, MLK. | http://archive.is/yQWPX | black | |||||||||||||||||||||||
21 | This snow is like all the guys I sleep with: Looks all white & pretty now but by morning it'll seem more Hispanic & my wallet will be gone. | http://archive.is/RFjBf | Latino | |||||||||||||||||||||||
22 | Just replaced the iPhone that was stolen from me on train last night. Any calls/texts to me till now were received by an alleged Mexican. | http://archive.is/xb8AQ | Latino | |||||||||||||||||||||||
23 | Thank god I'm not Mexican, or all this laziness of mine might elicit some offensive ethnic stereotyping. People can be cruel. | http://archive.is/1tMtL | Latino | |||||||||||||||||||||||
24 | Slamming doors, barking dogs, and a Mexican cleaning crew before 8AM... Just another relaxing morning in sunny South Florida (!$&@#!!) | http://archive.is/9OntB | Latino | |||||||||||||||||||||||
25 | The only hot naked guys ever in the locker room at my gym are two elderly Mexican cleaning ladies. #AstoriaSportsComplex | http://archive.is/54WiO | Latino | |||||||||||||||||||||||
26 | All the Mexican guys who go to my gym are so cute. I can't help but fantasize what they would look like life-size. | http://archive.is/vhKVT | Latino | |||||||||||||||||||||||
27 | At Gym. It's been so long since my last workout that when I walked in, all the little Mexican men started singing "Hello Dolly". #cuteofthem | http://archive.is/2lu71 | Latino | |||||||||||||||||||||||
28 | Comedy is so delicate. One wrong word & a joke can offend an entire group of people. Especially with dirty jews. I MEAN JOKES! DIRTY JOKES! | http://archive.is/3wCcw | Jewish | |||||||||||||||||||||||
29 | Just Jew'd my cab driver into stopping the meter less than half way away from my apartment. Top that shit, Suze Orman! #andnoblowjob | http://archive.is/YAZzQ | Jewish | |||||||||||||||||||||||
30 | Happy Hanukkah, everyone! Or as they say in Israel, "One of our attorneys is a Jew." | http://archive.is/Kisuu | Jewish | |||||||||||||||||||||||
31 | Just saw my first naked Hasidic Jew in locker room at my gym. And before you ask the obvious question, yes, they wear payos on their balls. | http://archive.is/yXFau | Jewish | |||||||||||||||||||||||
32 | I canceled my great plans tonight because of this horrible weather. Jews will do that. | http://archive.is/G0ebG | Jewish | |||||||||||||||||||||||
33 | Bald men with comb-overs would be like if Asian guys wore their testicles over their penises. It looks silly and no one's fooled. | http://archive.is/hvspz | Asian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
34 | Thought I just had a Lady GaGa sighting, but turns out it was a small Asian man. Back to work, everybody. | http://archive.is/V2L2Z | Asian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
35 | Thought I just spotted Danny Pintauro walking up 5th. Then realized it was a little Asian woman. Then realized it was Danny Pintauro. | http://archive.is/oN5uq | Asian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
36 | Cleaning my fridge. There's some old Chinese in here from like 3 weeks ago! His family must be worried sick! (Sorry, I know he's "Asian".) | http://archive.is/LjqRH | Asian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
37 | Congrats, Stephen Colbert. Turns out the Asian community doesn't dominate the entertainment industry as much as we originally thought. | http://archive.is/sYJxc | Asian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
38 | If one of you cleans my apartment right now, I will name my first adopted Asian baby 'whatever your first name is' - Ling Rainbow. | http://archive.is/4DwYW | Asian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
39 | Those little Asian women peddling bootleg DVDs are the only reason I wear a rape whistle. | http://archive.is/Tdv5g | Asian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
40 | Is that asian chick on "The Talk" B.D. Wong? [B.D. Wong is a male Asian actor] | http://archive.is/WAXXK | Asian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
41 | An 80 y/o white man lives in my building w/ his 24 y/o Asian partner. Makes me believe love is possible. Oops! I meant, "makes me nauseous." | http://archive.is/OrpTM | Asian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
42 | At my funeral, please have whichever Asian delivery boy ran over me with his bike and killed me deliver the eulogy. | http://archive.is/jAMqX | Asian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
43 | I find myself obnoxiously over-enunciating every time I order Chinese food. Does that make me racist or just an asshole? | http://archive.is/9ZjP2 | Asian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
44 | Just cleaned out my fridge and found some old Chinese from like a month ago. I don't even remember putting him in there. | http://archive.is/Kvaj1 | Asian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
45 | I love rainbow cookies so much. God, I really hope it's them I was named after and not that Japanese nail salon by my apartment. | http://archive.is/xYw5Z | Asian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
46 | My new drag name is Transvaginal Mesh. Tranny Mesh for short. | http://archive.is/vFMpx | transgender | |||||||||||||||||||||||
47 | I’m far too sensitive and respectful to watch porn. I just keep thinking, “That’s somebody’s transsexual lesbian grandmother.” | http://archive.is/gkVRl | transgender | |||||||||||||||||||||||
48 | Transsexual Surprise #RejectedKatyPerrySongTitles | http://archive.is/CQheC | transgender | |||||||||||||||||||||||
49 | "Nothin' sadder than a tranny in sensible shoes." -Mark Twain | http://archive.is/acPkI | transgender | |||||||||||||||||||||||
50 | My dreams last night starred my cat, Chita Rivera and some random tranny in a Duane Reade. Equity is pissed. | http://archive.is/YqO8J | transgender | |||||||||||||||||||||||
51 | Christmas music before Thanksgiving feels a little tranny. Ya know what I mean, @MarthaStewart ? | http://archive.is/Ztt9q | transgender | |||||||||||||||||||||||
52 | Here’s your first look at Eddie Redmayne as a trans woman: [Redmayne was not playing a trans person] | http://archive.is/wyTfd | transgender | |||||||||||||||||||||||
53 | Here's how we tackled transgender issues when I was a kid. | http://archive.is/N0PhT | transgender | |||||||||||||||||||||||
54 | If I COULDA been, I WOULDA been. And THAT'S transgenderism. | http://archive.is/HtcwL | transgender | |||||||||||||||||||||||
55 | Just saw an under-aged boy making out w/ a middle-aged woman. Then realized boy was an appropriate-aged lesbian. Still called the police. | http://archive.is/vmHNk | lesbian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
56 | I hear Kristen Stewart is a lesbian. What else is ew? | http://archive.is/6tjkj | lesbian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
57 | Every time I accidentally cruise a really butch lesbian, I have to put a dollar in the jar. #GayBoyProblem | http://archive.is/EKETz | lesbian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
58 | "Less masc than a lesbian but more masc than a kitten" -my Grindr headline | http://archive.is/bZlr8 | lesbian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
59 | I would go full lesbian for Rachel McAdams. Also Eddie Redmayne. #Oscars [Redmayne is not a woman] | http://archive.is/R0wYe | lesbian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
60 | I just accidentally checked out a lesbian. #SneakyButch | http://archive.is/5RRbB | lesbian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
61 | Some lesbian scolded me on Twitter, saying my "gay terrorist attack" joke last night was offensive to the victims of 9/11. #LesbiansAreFun | http://archive.is/AIuEq | lesbian | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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