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Eurovision 2022 // Dónal's Quick Guide@donalmulligan
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When's it safe to refill your drink or head to the loo, and which songs are unmissible must-sees?
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GRAND FINAL: Saturday, 14 May 2022, 21.00 CEST (20.00 Irish Time)
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SlotCountryFIVE WORD SUMMARY*IYLxYMLTWATCH OR SKIP?ArtistSong Title
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WATCH QUALIFIER**Predictions
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1🇨🇿CzechiaCatchy minor key dance trackLykke Li, Tove LoESSENTIAL VIEWING!We Are DomiLights OffEN
https://youtu.be/QMoX6oPSnws
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2🇷🇴RomaniaLatin dancing in stripper clothesFuego, 2018Interesting/fun/weirdWRSLlámameEN, ES
https://youtu.be/4b1Rt5jY6tA
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3🇵🇹PortugalFive women sing in harmonySoft female folkWorth a watchMaroSaudade, saudadeEN, PT
https://youtu.be/CTbH4swRtis
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4🇫🇮FinlandThere's always some vintage rockAlice CooperMeh.The RasmusJezebelEN
https://youtu.be/HT786cosYoQ
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5🇨🇭SwitzerlandSlow song from christmas adGeorge EzraTOILET BREAKMarius BearBoys Do CryEN
https://youtu.be/e6DMf-hVi7s
Possible BOTTOM 5
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6🇫🇷FranceDoc Marten Breton Folk-popUkraine, last yearWorth a watchAlvan and AhezFulennBT
https://youtu.be/AD7Xx6Vc1GM
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7🇳🇴NorwayCatchy novelty for social mediaTikTok MemesESSENTIAL VIEWING!SubwoolferGive That Wolf a BananaEN
https://youtu.be/6FW_WgHLgvM
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8🇦🇲ArmeniaFolky female, toilet paper setMumford, LumineersWorth a watchRosa LinnSnapEN
https://youtu.be/ug5Tein5Ams
Possible BOTTOM 5
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9🇮🇹ItalySuperb double-vocal, huge overcoatBig gay duetsESSENTIAL VIEWING!Mahmood & Blanco"Brividi"IT
https://youtu.be/9B4S5faMsl0
Possible TOP 5
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10🇪🇸SpainShe will make gays danceShakiraESSENTIAL VIEWING!ChanelSloMoES
https://youtu.be/a6uq6oSP5MI
Possible TOP 5
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11🇳🇱NetherlandsSoaring, haunting, dutch pop lamentSigridWorth a watchS10De diepteNL
https://youtu.be/0sL6t82HGkE
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12🇺🇦UkraineFolk rap about Ukranian MammyEthno-rap, ManauESSENTIAL VIEWING!Kalush OrchestraStefania (Стефанія)UK
https://youtu.be/jfm8hVNZt8g
Possible TOP 5
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13🇩🇪GermanyIf Eminem were a buskerEd SheeranWorth a watchMalik HarrisRockstarsEN
https://youtu.be/ohzfN-ueDZE
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14🇱🇹LithuaniaSparkly dress, slightly dreary songmusic from The SimsMeh.Monika LiuSentimentaiLT
https://youtu.be/B6uEWHrr6fM
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15🇦🇿AzerbaijanGeneric handsome bearded man singingSam SmithTOILET BREAKNadir RustamliFade to BlackEN
https://youtu.be/ILbQwIau1Ms
Possible BOTTOM 5
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16🇧🇪BelgiumFoil jacket, impressive vocal rangeJustin TimberlakeMeh.Jérémie MakieseMiss YouEN
https://youtu.be/ALG5vfm3ktY
Possible BOTTOM 5
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17🇬🇷GreeceSoaring, chair-melting big belterImogen HeapESSENTIAL VIEWING!
Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord
Die TogetherEN
https://youtu.be/1F4xozknC_4
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18🇮🇸IcelandTrio of folk-country ladiesEmmylou HarrisWorth a watchSysturMeð hækkandi sólIS
https://youtu.be/tx__3r5uKRo
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19🇲🇩MoldovaHere to wake everyone up.Novelty polkaInteresting/fun/weird
Zdob și Zdub and Advahov Brothers
TrenulețulRO, EN
https://youtu.be/93mpIFeQ4f4
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20🇸🇪Sweden
Powerful contemporary soaring pop ballad
RobynESSENTIAL VIEWING!Cornelia JakobsHold Me CloserEN
https://youtu.be/4tD-ycN2uJQ
Possible TOP 5
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21🇦🇺AustraliaJewel-veiled operatic gay lamentLewis CapaldiMeh.Sheldon RileyNot the SameEN
https://youtu.be/jxe0t8sbI-M
Possible BOTTOM 5
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22🇬🇧UKBest male vocal this year!Elton JohnESSENTIAL VIEWING!Sam RyderSpace ManEN
https://youtu.be/rbtPxZby4js
Possible TOP 5
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23🇵🇱PolandBetter handsome bearded man singingMåns ZelmerlöwWorth a watchOchmanRiverEN
https://youtu.be/naLid1DSXnI
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24🇷🇸SerbiaIf Marina Abramović made pop...Art popInteresting/fun/weirdKonstraktaIn corpore sanoSR, LA
https://youtu.be/XXrDgWDo24g
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25🇪🇪EstoniaTheme from a cheap WesternCowboy cosplayMeh.StefanHopeEN
https://youtu.be/L93yMhrJy64
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Live Stream Link: https://youtu.be/msfdz_aksY8
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* IYLxYMLT = If you like X, you might like this. (Similar vibes, maybe). **Predictions of placement are subject to me being reeeeally wrong. As usual.
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