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$50 entry fee per team. Winner takes all. The winner is the team with the most points at the end of the season.
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A draft order will be randomly drawn from a hat. Each team will draft contestants in a "snaking order" (1st overall pick has last pick of Round 2, last pick in Round 1 leads off Round 2). Teams draft equal amount of contestants. If total # of contestants can't be divided evenly among teams, those "Leftover Ladies" are placed in a pool and can be "won" during the early weeks of the season. See rules below for picking up Leftover Ladies.
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Your contestants earn points when they are eliminated from the show. First contestant sent home earns 1 point. Second earns 2 points, and so forth. If more than one contestant is sent home in the same episode, they earn points in the order they were sent home. If more than one girl is elimainted in the rose ceremony, it's determined by the order in which they hugged Sean on the way out. If the order in unclear, they earn the same points. In the event that a "bonus" is triggered on a contestant exiting the show (yellow section below) and it's unclear, the tie breaker will go to the team that earned a rose that week. If that's still a tie, then whichever team has most points that week earns the bonus. If that's a tie... I give up.
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Winning contestant gets 10 bonus points whether a proposal happens or not.
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If your contestant voluntarily quits, they earn no points.
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Your score can reach negative numbers. So watch our for ugly criers and potty mouths.
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Throughout the season, there will be other ways to gain and lose points. The following rules do not apply to episode recaps (beginning of show) or "next week" scenes (end of show).
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I'll try to update the scoring sheet by Tuesday or Wednesday. Have any questions or feedback? Please add it in the Feedback tab below or email me: jonathanrcrowley@gmail.com
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Smooch Bonusplus 1 point for a kiss on the lips. Max of 1 kiss per date plus 1 kiss outside of a date. For clarity, most kiss points per episode = 2
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Coming up Rosesplus 1 point if your contestant is awarded an "immunity" rose on a single date and 2 points if on group date. For clarity, these are not roses awarded at the ceremony.
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Falling Forplus 2 points if Sean says he is "falling for" your contestant. Must be those exact words. "Falling in love" does not count
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Lady in Redplus 2 points for wearing a red dress at the rose ceremony.
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Air Wolfplus 2 points if your lady is taken for a helicopter ride. Forfeit the points if she says the word "amazing" or "breathtaking"
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Storied Pastplus 2 points if it's revealed your contestant has an interesting story-altering secret, like husband was killed in racing accident, or once had a terminal illness, or was born a man
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The Lazarus plus 3 points if your contestant comes back from the dead, returning to the show after being eliminated.
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Stoic Sendoffplus 3 points if your contestant is sent off and does not cry in the limo. baller!
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River of Tearslose 1 point if your contestant cries, counting 1 cry for each scene/location. Each episode could have multiple cries.
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Potty Mouthlose 1 point *each time* your contestant is "bleeped"
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Booze Houndlose 2 points if your contestant gets drunk - must be verbally acknowledged by someone on the show.
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Cliche Fearlose 2 points if your contestant has a fear of heights.
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Under the Buslose 2 points if your contestant has a private conversation with Sean with the sole intention of talking shit about another girl.
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Desperatolose 2 points if your contestant makes an unsolicited visit to Sean's suite.
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Prudelose 3 points if your contestant does not go into the Fantasy Suite with Sean, or makes it a point to not sleeping over.
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1st eliminatedLeftover Lady #1 - If you have the 1st contestant eliminated, you can draft one of the undrafted contestants.
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2nd eliminatedLeftover Lady #2 - If you have the 2nd contestant eliminated, you can draft an undrafted contestant, providing one remains.
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3rd eliminatedLeftover Lady #3 - If you have the 3rd contestant eliminated, you can draft an undrafted contestant, providing one remains.
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4th eliminatedLeftover Lady #4 - If you have the 4th contestant eliminated, you can draft an undrafted contestant, providing one remains.
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5th eliminatedDouble your pleasure. Double your fun. This contestant is worth 2x pts when eliminated (5 bonus points)
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6th eliminatedMario Star - chose someone from your team who's worth double points for the following week. (all points)
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7th eliminatedThe Little Bird: You have to publicly tweet your love at the Bachelor and disappointment at one of the girls. If any of them tweet back at you - take a max of 5 points.
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8th eliminatedTime Share 1 - You can mix up the teams by trading any 2 contestants for the following week's episode. They return to their original teams after next week's episode.
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9th eliminatedIce Queen - If your contestant is sent home, you have earned the ability to "Freeze" any 2 contestants for the following week. Those frozen contestants cannot earn or lose points for the next episode, even if they are sent home.
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10th eliminatedTime Share 2 - You can mix up the teams by trading any 2 contestants for the following week's episode, but you can't trade the same contestants from Time Share 1.
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