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suiShort URL for the present document.
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tinyurl.com/ii-equipComplete list of equipment
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http://www.improbableisland.com/the game, of course
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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AtPkUdingtHEdGZlTmtYbUFySXRnVkpCbjNVVkhwZ2c#gid=9
Food system
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http://betterwatchit.deviantart.com/art/Full-Improbable-Island-Map-146143255Map
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https://drive.google.com/?tab=oo&authuser=0#folders/0B_fLSRbpLUDWODZmODBlMDktZWI5ZC00ZTYzLWE4ZTMtZjIyNzYyYWI5MzMx
other info on the game
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tinyurl.com/newbwiki`
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Maybe? See belowLearn to cook in Kittania. Cook six cuts of meat (not crap meat -- it definitely makes you fat) with four portions of herbs. Not sure whether variety is better than all same herb (2 and 2 is as good as 1 and 1 and 1 and 1). Carry medkits and grenades, not sure what proportion works best. Stay away from restaurant food unless malnourished. In that case, the optimium depends on whether you are fat. If so, probably salad in New Home; otherwise, probably bars (if available) or spheres (otherwise) in Cyber City.
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food[01m11s]│Inked Ada says "Ifti, the best food is not dead monsters, it's the food from restaurants. Unrepentant, Special, D20, or chococoin, depending on what you want."
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[02m10s]│Inked Ada says "The D20 won't make you fat. Neither will the Special. The Unrep will, so will chococoins."
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[01m12s]│Inked Ada says "The Special is really nutritious and much cheaper than the D20 so it's pretty great... unfortunately it needs herbs sometimes, and the D20 never does. You can eat an absolute ton of D20s though. Only 1/2 or maaaaybe 3 Specials without chance of puking."
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[01m57s]│Inked Ada says "Pretty sure 2 is the highest you can get without risking your stomach, but I'm not 100% sure I've ever tried it on a completely empty stomach because I tend to only get that empty on joker... and I don't bother with the Special on joker."
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7777Price of D20 in Ace High, in req. Is it worth it?
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Use of cigarettesAs you get your first 10 (or maybe nine would suffice?) cigarettes, consider using them for a better backpack instead of blowing them on gloves, socks, and a helmet. The luggage store is in Improbable Central. Not even sure Budget Horse is worth the cig. Am advised that mercenaries are not worth their cost, either.
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[01h16m]│ Baby says "SoBHorse has a .44% travel on the plains at level 4. I think it was .45 for beach."
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[01h14m]│ Baby says "And Jungle travel was .8+, but I can't remember and I am overburdened now, sorry."
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SleepingStand over the beds at your local Suite Dreams. Let your login time out. When you log in again, you have the opportunity to jump in bed before the new-day processing takes effect. From Squat Hole, it's about 2 SW. From one or two other outposts, it's 2 W. From the rest, 1 W. Remember to deposit your Requisition in the bank first.Anywhere with a bed, not just Suite Dreams. Double Bed gives biggest stamina bonus; Single Bed next, Folding Bed and Couch least. - BuddleiaMy point being Suite is easy to find and usually has a vacant bed. -- Ifti
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The original compiler of this document is no longer very interested in the game. Whatever happens in this document happens. Have fun with it if it works, but someone may easily hose it up, and I might forget how it works.
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search for supply cratesI suspect that a good way to find supply crates is to search the oceans and other outlying areas (areas that aren't on peoples' direct routes between outposts). Sometimes the crates contain very expensive things you can sell at E-Boy's for significant cash toward your armor needs.
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1.214%Cost in stamina to clean a carcase when I'm at level 22 at that
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3Count of pieces of meat from cleaning a Diplomat (2 half-decent + 1 tasty).
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3Count of meat from Ham Bush (all tasty).
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101.93%Example stamina level before cooking
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0.632%Stated cost in stamina of cooking while I am at level 24 at cooking.
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2.24%Stated gain in stamina from eating what I cooked (4 tasty, 2 half-decent, usual complement of herbs).
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103.54%Stamina at the end of the exercise.
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0.002%Should be zero if stated cost and gain were correct from cooking and eating.
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2.43%Cost of cleaning the two carcases
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1.61%Net gain from cooking and eating
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0.818%Net loss from cleaning, cooking, and eating, when two things had to be cleaned!
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Lesson: only clean high-value things, such as interrupting cows? Run from everything else?
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Ghostly wolves: no meat (not surprisingly).
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2Count of meat pieces from Motorcycle Daredevil (both half-decent).
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1Pacifist (definitely not worth it)
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0.2683333333%Ave. benefit in stamina per piece of meat, from cooking and eating it under fairly good conditions (full pan).
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1.214%Cost in stamina to clean carcase, again
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4.52422360248447Count of meat required from one carcase to break even in stamina on the cost of cleaning the carcase.
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69.73%Stamina I have before another example cooking event (4 tasty + 2 half-decent).
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71.33%Stamina after (I am at level 24 in cooking).
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1.6%gain
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0.2666666667%Indicated ave. value per piece of meat (stamina)
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4.5525Indicated break-even in count of pieces of meat from victim worth butchering.
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7Meat count from interrupting cow (5 tasty)
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Maybe at each fighting level, there is just one victim worth butchering.
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1Santa Claws (not surprising)
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108.08%Example stamina before cooking a perfect meal: six cuts of tasty meat, two twitchleaf, and two sneezeroot.
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109.88%After. Cooking at level 24.
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1.8%Net gain from cooking and eating (excludes cost of butchery).
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0.3%Indicated value per piece of tasty meat.
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4.04666666666666Indicated break-even in count of pieces of all tasty meat from victim worth butchering.
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98.65%Example stamina before a round of fighting.
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98.49%After.
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0.16%Calculated cost of a round of fighting.
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0.085%Stated cost of trying to run away. It is better to run than to fight.
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84%Example stamina before traveling one square without a mount.
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83.56%After (Lv24 in travel across plains).
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0.44%calculated cost
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10Meat from Cloud of Reporters (all half-decent)
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80.84%Example stamina before meal of all half-decent meat (six meat and four herbs).
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82.05%After (lv 25 cooking)
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1.21%Net gain
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0.2016666667%Indicated value per piece of half-decent meat.
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6.0198347107438Indicated break-even in count of pieces of all half-decent meat from victim worth butchering.
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0Lion from crate
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5Another Goddamn Monster
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0Worst Writing Cliché Ever
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3Midgets with matching factory uniforms
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1Goddamn Aye-aye
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6Moose
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