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5		VAERS ID	CATEGORY	ADVERSE REACTION	FOUND BY

6		0029706	Malaria	Patient had malaria. Not related to vaccine	@CurfewX
7		0032674	Allergy	Allergy to soap powder and bleach	@CurfewX
8		0054971	Poison Ivy	Poison Ivy	@CurfewX
9		0064396	Food Poisoning	Food poisoning	@CurfewX
10		0076747	Poison Ivy	Poison Ivy	@CurfewX
11		0083100	Bugs	Flea bites. Situation resolved when dog was removed from the home	@CurfewX
12		0122363	Bananas	Craving for 10-12 bananas a day	@CurfewX
13		0150094	Carpal Tunnel	Tendonitis and carpal tunnel	@CurfewX
14		0150486	Fight	8 year boy gets aggressive at school and tells mom "Fighting is exciting"	@VaxxersAnti
15		0156190	Bugs	Mites. Follow up information indicated mites and scabies had nothing to do with the vaccine	@CurfewX
16		0156191	Bugs	Mites and scabies	@CurfewX
17		0169023	Gunshot	Suicide more than one year after last vaccine	@CurfewX
18		0177001	Alcohol	Drunk and dizzy	@CurfewX
19		0196056	Mercury	"All vaccines damaged my son especially those with mercury	@VaxxersAnti
20		0201449	Don't Touch That	Soldier touches his smallpox vaccination site and then touches and auto-innoculates his little soldier	@CurfewX
21		0201542	Sunburn	Got sunburn after being in sun 2-3 hours but claims she never burned that quickly before	@CurfewX
22		0217544	Child Abuse	Suspected child abuse. Caregiver arrested and charged	@CurfewX
23		0221579	Cheeky	"Alien abduction, turning green, super-strength, rage attacks" - This is the infamous "Hulk" report	@VaxxersAnti
24		0251559	Alcohol	Got piss drunk, fell down, broke ribs, threw up, blamed vaccine...	@VaxxersAnti
25		0257683	Homeopathy	"Mental discombobulation" and "The mainstream western doctors did not believe me until I went to a homeopath"	@VaxxersAnti
26		0271866	Lyme Disease	Lyme Disease. Flew to California to see Dr.	@CurfewX
27		0276685	Food Poisoning	Food poisoning	@CurfewX
28		0284528	Frostbite	Frostbite after being at an outdoor football game in -40 weather	@CurfewX
29		0297195	Allergy	Experienced pre-existing cat allergy	@CurfewX
30		0299798	Allergy	Cat allergy	@CurfewX
31		0306735	STD	He and his wife developed genital herpes a few months after being vaccinated	@CurfewX
32		0308661	Car Accident	7 year old died in car accident. Only added to VAERS because he was in flu vaccine trial that ended prior to death	@CurfewX
33		0308828	Reporting The Neighbours	Woman files report on neighbour's kid	@VaxxersAnti
34		0310968	Lyme Disease	Developed Lyme Disease 14 months after vaccination	@CurfewX
35		0317028	Hair Color	Hair dresser reports neice's hair coloring bubbled up and got hot and that her hair turned brown to blond within a minute. - Likely same hairdresser as 0317041-1	@CurfewX
36		0317041	Hair Color	Hair dresser reports hair coloring bubbled up and got hot and teenage girl's hair turned blond "very quickly" - Likely same hairdresser as 0317028-1	@CurfewX
37		0319885	Dont Do That	14 year old girl took mom's Abilify and drank bleach with her friends	@CurfewX
38		0330114	Eyes	Brown eye turned blue after Gardasil	@CurfewX
39		0331195	Drowning	Drowning	@CurfewX
40		0332509	Lyme Disease	Lyme Disease	@CurfewX
41		0333192	LIAR!	She doesn't believe Dr. that the vaccine isn't live because her naturopath told her different	@VaxxersAnti
42		0338685	STD	Tested positive for an STD	@CurfewX
43		0349005	Tampon	Toxic shock syndrome from tampon use	@CurfewX
44		0355568	Sports	Dodge ball injury in gym class	@CurfewX
45		0355900	Bugs	Patient had parasitic flatworms. Visited foreign country and had sex with woman who tested positive for roundworms	@CurfewX
46		0356191	Sports	Took a "very hard hit" playing football an hour and a half after being vaccinated	@CurfewX
47		0357214	LIAR!	Mom calls Dr a liar when he tells her the vaccine he gave her baby wouldn't have adverse effects.	@VaxxersAnti
48		0362181	Shocking	Received shock from electric hair straightener	@CurfewX
49		0362353	Pregnancy	Hot flashes & unusual taste in mouth. Assessment: Morbid obesity	@CurfewX
50		0367379	Car Accident	Killed in a car accident after turning left into oncoming traffic while leaving the clinic	@CurfewX
51		0369300	Never Been Sick	Daughter is only sick when vaccinated. Never, ever, ever sick otherwise. It's all Wyeth's fault	@VaxxersAnti
52		0381544	Compulsion	Developed a compulsion to roll up pant legs of trousers	@CurfewX
53		0383333	STD	She developed genital herpes less than 2 months after vaccination	@CurfewX
54		0383966	Prostitutes	Flu shot made man get drunk and have sex with a prostitute	@VaxxersAnti
55		0384532	Brat	Kid spit oral vaccine into nurse's eye	@CurfewX
56		0388743	Injured	Woman reports "The MMR II vaccine injured my son". Gave absolutely no other information	@VaxxersAnti
57		0389191	Carpal Tunnel	Carpal tunnel after typing a lot for large school project	@CurfewX
58		0395236	Bugs	Bed Bugs	@CurfewX
59		0398930	Sunburn	Got sunburn. Doctor suspect patient ignored care instructions. Patient confirms being out in the sun shirtless	@CurfewX
60		0399683	Just Say No	Read "Just say no to Gardasil" on Facebook.	@CurfewX
61		0403086	Fight	Attacked two students at school	@CurfewX
62		0409586	Fart	Yellow fart skidmark in ginch	@CurfewX
63		0413085	Homeopathy	Parents take 3 y.o. to homeopathic dr yet child "has not responded to homeopathic or herbal treatment over the course of past 30 days!"	@VaxxersAnti
64		0427253	Sports	Suffered concussion playing football.	@CurfewX
65		0435009	Clumsy	Buttock crushing - She stepped backwards and tripped over a barricade she didn't know was there. Even she admits she was likely just clumsy	@CurfewX
66		0440846	Genocide	Claims vaccine is being forced on female population and "This is as close to genocide as I've witnessed in my short 21 years"	@VaxxersAnti
67		0445416	Frostbite	"...he might have gotten frostbite from hunting"	@CurfewX
68		0448265	Homeopathy	A 14 year old boy had acne...	@CurfewX
69		0448460	Cancer	Cancer returned 3 days after vaccination	@VaxxersAnti
70		0454535	Car Accident	Driver involved in crash after leaving clinic	@CurfewX
71		0457294	Sunburn	Got sunburn while attempting to "dry out" vaccine site	@CurfewX
72		0459641	Exercise	Death after excessive exercise on a treadmill	@CurfewX
73		0464612	Malaria	Patient had malaria. Not considered a serious adverse event	@CurfewX
74		0468758	Profanity	"...fuck you guys and your fucking shots..."	@VaxxersAnti
75		0477925	Blew It!	Woman got shingles from a blow job	@VaxxersAnti
76		0484094	Drugs	Drugs	@CurfewX
77		0489579	Mad Cow	Creutzfeld-Jacob. Reported by physician because the diagnosis and the timing of the vaccination was close enough to warrant mentioning	@CurfewX
78		0495494	Cheeky	Infant patient started to bleed on both hands and walked over a filled bathtub	@CurfewX
79		0499307	Pain	"Holy fucking shit, are you injecting me with acid?"	@VaxxersAnti
80		0529681	Gunshot	Gunshot wound to chest	@CurfewX
81		0535735	Tattoo	Tattoo on injection site immediately after vaccination become infected	@CurfewX
82		0536515	Thanks For The Mammaries	Woman claims Gardasil gave her son "Man Boobs"	@VaxxersAnti
83		0537035	Cheeky	"Symptoms include growing idiocy and suceptibility to antivax ideology"	@VaxxersAnti
84		0541193	Erection	Patient concerned about getting flu vaccine because last year he got a spontaneous erection that lasted three minutes	@CurfewX
85		0543259	Carpal Tunnel	"Just starting to feel syptoms of carpel tunnel syndrome"	@CurfewX
86		0549470	Hair Color	Bald spots in beard. Growing back but in a lighter color	@CurfewX
87		0550386	Gunshot	Suicide by self-inflicted gunshot wound	@CurfewX
88		0554432	Car Accident	Spilled Windex bottle causes driver to pass out after inhaling ammonia fumes after she got vaccine earlier in the day	@CurfewX
89		0559179	Masturbation	Masturbation loss, suicide attempt	@VaxxersAnti
90		0566447	Bulk Discount	Person reports 109 deaths from MMR II without any data to back it up	@VaxxersAnti
91		0579786	Ow! My Balls!	His balls hurt so goddamn bad. The tip was in pain. Couldn't piss. Cured it by drinking milk	@VaxxersAnti
92		0591741	Gunshot	Suicide/Intentional self harm with a firearm	@CurfewX
93		0605963	Bugs	2 bug bites at injection site	@CurfewX
94		0614113	Gulf War	"This is also known as GULF WAR SYNDROME"	@CurfewX
95		0622018	Only The Best	Was told she was getting the "Cadillac" of flu shots	@VaxxersAnti
96		0635251	STD	Diagnosed with neurosyphilis 22 years after being vaccinated	@CurfewX
97		0637176	Suicide	Suicide 28 years after vaccination	@CurfewX
98		0655054	Cry For Help	Not even vaccinated. Just a rant from a woman who was obviously just looking for some mental health help and was probably told by an AVer to go to VAERS	@CurfewX
99		0677174	Attempted Murder	"UNDER LAW THIS CONSTITUTES NEGLIGENCE ON MY DOCTOR AND FALLS UNDER STATUTE OF FIRST DEGREE DRUG INDUCED ATTEMPTED MURDER"	@VaxxersAnti
100		0678379	Relationships	Jumped out a two story window after boyfriend dumped her. Complained of back pain but had pre-existing history of back pain	@CurfewX
101		0692515	Autism	Doctor is wrong. Vaccines caused child's autism	@VaxxersAnti
102		0693513	Voices	Voices told her to overdose. She also chewed her fingers	@CurfewX
103		0712613	Never Been Sick	Never been sick in 83 years. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ingrown lip hair.	@CurfewX
104		0726940	Alcohol	Uncontrollable urge to drink alcohol (which he did), followed by memory loss due to alcohol, followed by herpes and syphillis	@CurfewX
105		0728969	Alcohol	"Excessive drooling and belching, green skin color and vinegar based smell, excessive alcohol intake, nihilism."	@CurfewX
106		0733643	WTF	Noxious fumes. Exploding yellow clouds in the air. Time warps. Audio speaker voices causes rage. Out of body experiences and much, much more	@CurfewX
107		0736146	Nuremberg	Subjected to ultrasonic tech, radiofrequency modulation and water borne nanotech	@VaxxersAnti
108		0736251	WTF	Mom believes someone blew powdered vaccine in her 7 year old son's face at school	@CurfewX
109		0745480	Sunburn	1 year old out in the sun without sunscreen... got sunburned. Parents read online that Hep A vaccine causes hypersensitivity to sun.	@CurfewX
110		0750759	Allergy	Allegic reaction to Korean food. Twice	@CurfewX
111		0754335	Hiccups	Hiccups for several days after vaccination	@CurfewX
112		0755896	Homeopathy	Mother had taken 14 y.o. daughter to 15 different doctors including a naturopathic doctor that did Electro- Dermal Scanning	@VaxxersAnti
113		0774082	West Nile Virus	West Nile Virus	@CurfewX
114		0784101	WTF	"Patient took flu vaccine syringe out of pharmacist's hand and gave himself an injection..."	@CurfewX
115		0790557	Rushing Science	"Somebody at the FDA got a new house or large stock offering for approval"	@VaxxersAnti
116		0798231	Gulf War	"Now suffering from Gulf war syndrome..."	@CurfewX
117		0806370	Allergy	Pt believes that gas and bloating after eating eggs is a result of their childhood vaccinations	@CurfewX
118		0808575	Detoxing	Mom treats her 5 y.o. daughter's rash with "a detox bath with apple cider vinegar, bentonite clay, and had her drink alkaline water"	@VaxxersAnti
119		0810860	Caught The Gay	"Developed acute homosexual behaviour and desires almost immediately"	@VaxxersAnti
120		0828799	WTF	Grandma rages about everyone in her family being vaccine injured. EVERONE	@VaxxersAnti
121		0832030	Dental	Yellow teeth, loss of teeth, bad breath	@CurfewX
122		0865795	Sports	Meniscus torn in a skiing accident	@CurfewX
123		0866961	COVID	Patient got COVID 6 months after Shingrix vaccine	@CurfewX
124		0877244	Detoxing	After doctors failed the acupuncturist saved the day. Now they're seeing another "doctor" for detoxing	@VaxxersAnti
125		0881046	Just the facts	Man wants consent form changed to show that he received the shot in the arm that's hurting	@VaxxersAnti
126		0909652	Homphobia	Man catches homophobia from vaccine	@VaxxersAnti
127		0913161	Allergy	Food allergy induced by tick bite	@CurfewX
128		0918695	WTF	Obvious sarcasm...	@VaxxersAnti
129		0918913	Genocide	Vaccines are an attempt to mass genocide minorities	@VaxxersAnti
130		0941035	That's Snot Right!	Bloody boogers	@VaxxersAnti
131		0972596	Masturbation	"I first noticed blood in my semen the day after the injection. I have noticed it every time I masturbated since, including this afternoon"	@VaxxersAnti
132		0984766	Biggus Dickus	"My penis swelled to ten times it's size"	@VaxxersAnti
133		0991865	Shooting Blanks	Man ejaculates without semen	@clf2019
134		1001417	Rant	No event. Just a rant to stop using fetal tissue in Covid vaccines which don't even use fetal tissue	@VaxxersAnti
135		1025024	Stupid	"I felt stupid"	@clf2019
136		1027863	Sports	Achilles tendon rupture while playing pickleball	@CurfewX
137		1031036	Alcohol	Alcohol-induced seizures after drinking 1/2 - 1 gallon of vodka	@CurfewX
138		1039975	Rushing Science	The science was rushed. She should know, she's a Professor of Psychology	@VaxxersAnti
139		1047599	STD	Had a herpes outbreak for the first time in 10 years... must be the vaccine	@VaxxersAnti
140		1058447	Drugs	Death from cocaine/fentanyl overdose	@CurfewX
141		1068387	Smoking	Quit Smoking... sort of	@VaxxersAnti
142		1071319	Sleep Walking	Sleepwaking in a German hotel 6 days after being vaccinated	@VaxxersAnti
143		1072584	Click Bait	Report filed based on click bait headlines from an antivax website	@VaxxersAnti
144		1080944	Conspiracy!	Patient is fine but his brother is batshit crazy	@VaxxersAnti
145		1082804	Suicide	Patient jumped in front of a truck on the highway	@VaxxersAnti
146		1099547	Anti Biggus Dickus	Dick and balls shrunk to just a Ken doll patch of skin. Suspiciously similar to #1712501	@VaxxersAnti
147		1118232	There She Goes	Wife left him after she got the vaccine	@VaxxersAnti
148		1122134	BZZZZZZT!	Vaccine unplugs his AUX "chord"	@MeridithMusing
149		1135977	Poison	"YOUR POISON VACCINE ALMOST KILLED HER"	@VaxxersAnti
150		1145679	WTF	Projectile bleeding from eyeballs and oh so much more	@VaxxersAnti
151		1150089	Suicide	"No vaccine symptoms"	@VaxxersAnti
152		1152614	Angry Wife	Anti-vax wife listed as an adverse event	@VaxxersAnti
153		1156167	Car Accident	Was in a car accident 73 days post-vaccination, went to hospital and also tested positive for COVID	@CurfewX
154		1166270	Poison	"You literally poisoned me with a vaccine, no wonder there's so many anti-vaxxers"	@VaxxersAnti
155		1167082	Floatation Device	"15 pounds of water in my legs alone"	@VaxxersAnti
156		1167743	BZZZZZZT!	Hears humming, but only when near power lines	@VaxxersAnti
157		1168087	Alcohol	Drank a few beers before vaccination and passed out	@VaxxersAnti
158		1178948	Non-Christian	"It felt like someone had driven a nail into my hand (and I'm not a Christian)	@VaxxersAnti
159		1179719	Cheeky	"I hope I will get a super human power"	@VaxxersAnti
160		1184320	Sweat	Sweat turned purple/blue for 3 days and stained sheets	@CurfewX
161		1187102	STD	Had a herpes outbreak for the first time in 1.5 years... must be the vaccine	@VaxxersAnti
162		1190532	Terroristic!	Vaccine is terroristic because it gave him a bad headache	@VaxxersAnti
163		1190884	Shocking	Shocking people, could taste the vaccine, couldn't stop drinking coffee	@VaxxersAnti
164		1192044	Nuremberg	Woman files report on woman she had never even met so she can bitch about lack of testing and dead animals	@VaxxersAnti
165		1192460	Bleh	"I feel like shit dude"	@VaxxersAnti
166		1199195	Biggus Dickus	His penis has a curve to it now	@VaxxersAnti
167		1203869	Detoxing	Sadly the "detox smootie" did not relieve the headache she developed "5 days 18 hours" after being vaccinated	@VaxxersAnti
168		1220070	WTF	A completely normal vaccine reaction that is made unintentionally hilarious by how it's reported	@VaxxersAnti
169		1224285	Drunk Driving	Pulled over for drunk driving	@VaxxersAnti
170		1228010	Drugs	Death from fentanyl overdose	@CurfewX
171		1231460	Shedding	Man wants vaccine pulled and investigated because he believes it's shedding	@VaxxersAnti
172		1233769	Motorcycle Accident	Died of blunt-force trauma from a motorcycle accident 12 days post-vaccination	@CurfewX
173		1234797	Do Re Mi Fa So La	"My singing voice was ruined"	@VaxxersAnti
174		1239068	Cheeky	Hardwood floor damage from excessive sweating. Joke report	@VaxxersAnti
175		1245177	Erection	Erection for 16 hours	@VaxxersAnti
176		1245315	Homeopathy	Virtually everything happened to her after the shot so she took homeopathic drops	@VaxxersAnti
177		1246209	Homeopathy	"Newton homeopathic vaccination illness assist"	@VaxxersAnti
178		1249251	Giant Clitoris	Clitoris became, and remains, the size of a pineapple	@CurfewX
179		1255891	Shooting Blanks	Man ejaculates without semen	@VaxxersAnti
180		1264234	School	School	@VaxxersAnti
181		1272348	Pay Me	"THE SCIENCE" said he didn't need a vaccine because he had Covid	@VaxxersAnti
182		1280800	Shooting Blanks	Man ejaculates without semen	@VaxxersAnti
183		1285273	Child Abuse	Having to listen his Dad talk about his vaccine reaction is child abuse	@VaxxersAnti
184		1304175	Bad Dreams	A lizard like creature inserted a microchip in the patient during a dream	@VaxxersAnti
185		1306875	Biggus Dickus	Nicki Minaj's Cousin's friend makes it to VAERS	@VaxxersAnti
186		1307540	Alcohol	Drank beer on an empty stomach. Felt unwell	@VaxxersAnti
187		1308208	Drugs	Death from meth/opiate overdose	@CurfewX
188		1309249	Wet Dream	"ERECTION WITH DISCHARGE WHILE SLEEPING"	@VaxxersAnti
189		1310975	Magnetic	Magnet leaves "huge knot" where it stuck to her skin at injection site	@VaxxersAnti
190		1315754	Magnetic	Magnet now sticks to patient's arm	@CurfewX
191		1316266	Shedding	Mother sheds on daughter and dog. Kills dog. Reported by someone who obviously read it somewhere because they don't know any other details	@VaxxersAnti
192		1317604	Magnetic	Pharmacist called magnetic vaccine a hoax so she declined 2nd shot	@VaxxersAnti
193		1320148	Nanobots	Nanobots are shedding from the vaccine (deleted from VAERS database)	@VaxxersAnti
194		1320319	Not The Dog Too!	Entire family, including dog, dies after exposure to vaccinated girl	@VaxxersAnti
195		1321509	Attempted Murder	"I hope to God you haven't murdered me."	@VaxxersAnti
196		1324993	Biggus Dickus	Man gets erections that are taken care of by his wife	@weinertalk
197		1325429	Magnetic	Magnet sticking to injection site	@VaxxersAnti
198		1326630	Magnetic	Magnets stick to injection arm but not other arm	@VaxxersAnti
199		1330088	Magnetic	Magnets sticking to injection site	@VaxxersAnti
200		1330433	Magnetic	Stuff sticks to injection site	@VaxxersAnti
201		1334408	Magnetic	Magnet stuck to her arm and forehead. Want's to know if she's chipped	@VaxxersAnti
202		1338085	Biggus Dickus	Penis grew 1.5+ inches	@VaxxersAnti
203		1341704	Magnetic	Anything metal sticks to her arm. Based on her list even non-magnetic metals	@VaxxersAnti
204		1342095	Rant	A rambling rant about substances in jars, oregano oil and God getting pounds of flesh	@VaxxersAnti
205		1343483	Fire Ants	Can no longer tolerate fire ant bites	@VaxxersAnti
206		1347867	Brown Eyes Blue	Woman's eyes change from brown to blue overnight	@VaxxersAnti
207		1357052	Magnetic	Magnets are sticking to his left shoulder	@VaxxersAnti
208		1359545	I KNOW FOR A FACT	Man claims ER nurse and Cardiologist both diagnosed his problems as a vaccine injury	@VaxxersAnti
209		1361787	Rant	Man rants about lots of stuff including doctors not working for free	@VaxxersAnti
210		1362319	CVS Nazis	Guy is really pissed at CVS Pharmacy	@VaxxersAnti
211		1363875	Magnetic	Magnet sticking to vaccination site (duplicate report to 1363882)	@VaxxersAnti
212		1363882	Magnetic	Magnet sticking to vaccination site (duplicate report to 1363875)	@VaxxersAnti
213		1364156	Nanobots	She can feel "stuff going on throughout by blood vessels", but the good news is "the microchip has successfully in filtrated (sic) body"	@VaxxersAnti
214		1367231	Magnetic	"She started to get a little panicked when the magnet stuck to her arm"	@VaxxersAnti
215		1367255	Magnetic	Reporter says that they know 15 people who are now magnetic but it's unclear if they were vaccinated themselves	@VaxxersAnti
216		1367255	Magnetic	She's not one of those wackos (Same as 1367435)	@VaxxersAnti
217		1367435	Magnetic	She's not one of those wackos (Same as 1367255)	@VaxxersAnti
218		1368278	Shitty	Shits herself every other day	@VaxxersAnti
219		1370719	Magnetic	She stuck batteries, magnets and other stuff to her arm. Showed Dr. Doctor was unimpressed	@VaxxersAnti
220		1370809	Magnetic	Magnets are sticking to arm (Duplicate report to 1370816)	@VaxxersAnti
221		1370816	Magnetic	Magnets are sticking to arm (Duplicate report to 1370809)	@VaxxersAnti
222		1371306	Magnetic	Metal objects are sticking (even non-magnetic ones)	@VaxxersAnti
223		1376768	Stroke	"Let me be absolutely clear. The Pfizer vaccine is the sole reason I developed blood clots and had a stroke"	@VaxxersAnti
224		1379761	Shedding	First shedding report made to VAERS	@VaxxersAnti
225		1381956	Magnetic	"This is a real phenomena"	@VaxxersAnti
226		1383384	I'm Gonna Sue!	"SOMEONE NEEDS TO PAY FOR THIS!!!!! I WILL CONTACT A LAWYER"	@VaxxersAnti
227		1385147	Magnetic	The man with the magnetic penis	@VaxxersAnti
228		1387329	Magnetic	"Certain metal pieces are sticking to my arm"	@VaxxersAnti
229		1387805	Magnetic	Magnet is sticking to his arm	@VaxxersAnti
230		1391651	Junk Food	Got sick after eating shitpile of junk food	@VaxxersAnti
231		1391809	Rant	"CDC IS A COMPLETE CORRUPTED DISGRACE CDC IS A LYING DISGRACE, NO EXCUSES."	@VaxxersAnti
232		1394271	Magnetic	Yet another magnet report	@VaxxersAnti
233		1395403	Clever	VAERS entry to show the dangers of trusting unvetted VAERS entries	@VaxxersAnti
234		1402156	Magnetic	Phone, knife, fork, spoon... all stuck to her arm. She tried to light up a light bulb but it shocker her instead	@VaxxersAnti
235		1405586	STD	"herpes, in her vagina"	@VaxxersAnti
236		1406463	Moonwalkin'	Woman can't stop walking backwards	@VaxxersAnti
237		1409729	Magnetic	Magnet stuck to her arm	@VaxxersAnti
238		1410050	Poison Ivy	She's not outdoorsy so it can't be poison ivy and HAS to be the vaccine	@VaxxersAnti
239		1423821	Magnetic	Metal sticks but magnets won't	@VaxxersAnti
240		1423880	Do You Smell That?	Body smells like sulphur or vinegar	@VaxxersAnti
241		1433841	Shedding	Woman claims man shed the vaccine to her during sex	@VaxxersAnti
242		1440819	Magnetic	"METAL AND MAGNETICS STICKING TO ARM"	@VaxxersAnti
243		1441802	Magnetic	Yet another magnet report	@VaxxersAnti
244		1443356	Can You Hear Me Now?	Something something compressing gun something something T-Mobile	@MeridithMusing
245		1446385	How Dare You!	Files report on his girlfriend's dad. He died but the boyfriend is more upset that the EMT crew wouldn't blame the vaccine	@VaxxersAnti
246		1447343	Criminal	every doctor and scientist should be held liable	@VaxxersAnti
247		1449489	Magnetic	Vaccine gave her suicidal thoughts and magnets stuck to her arm	@VaxxersAnti
248		1454636	No Autism Here	Vaccine did not cause autism or magnetism	@VaxxersAnti
249		1456344	Dramatics	"Tears of sadness and sorrow were shed"	@VaxxersAnti
250		1457884	Drugs & Alcohol	Fell down after vaccine. Might have been the weed she smoked and rum she drank right after the shot	@VaxxersAnti
251		1460141	Magnetic	Whole upper body is magnetic	@VaxxersAnti
252		1466673	Magnetic	Arms and legs are "magneted"	@VaxxersAnti
253		1470342	Eye Spy	Vaccine gave 72 year old woman cataracts	@VaxxersAnti
254		1484825	WTF	Dogs pooping in house, drive by shootings & drugs	@VaxxersAnti
255		1485079	Biggus Dickus	Penis size increased by 20%	@VaxxersAnti
256		1490329	Eyelashes	Woman could feel her eyelashes when she blinked	@VaxxersAnti
257		1491497	Nanobots	Bill Gates gave him microchips	@VaxxersAnti
258		1514472	Caught The Gay	Vaccine turns 51 year old man gay	@VaxxersAnti
259		1535597	Shedding	Woman claims husband is shedding on her	@VaxxersAnti
260		1540655	Shooting Blanks	67 year old man wonders if he's been sterilized	@VaxxersAnti
261		1582334	Immortality	Reporter complains that 94 y.o. woman "grew old"	@VaxxersAnti
262		1606020	Fart	Uncontrollable flatulence	@VaxxersAnti
263		1615814	Alcohol	Man blames his DUI on vaccine	@VaxxersAnti
264		1623407	We Can Rebuild Him	Hallucinations and bionic hearing	@VaxxersAnti
265		1639223	Magnetic	Still yet another magnetic arm	@VaxxersAnti
266		1639759	Magnetic Biggus Dickus	Metal sticks to erect penis but not a flacid one	@VaxxersAnti
267		1666876	Magnetic	Seems to have the entire contents of her desk sticking to her, including a binder	@VaxxersAnti
268		1667549	Magnetic	The whole family can stick a magnet and a non-magnetic dime to arm	@VaxxersAnti
269		1682200	Magnetic	Thinks metal came out of her arm but it flew away before she could catch it	@VaxxersAnti
270		1682978	Switcheroo	57 year old man plans to sue after getting a Moderna booster instead of a Pfizer booster	@VaxxersAnti
271		1685802	Nothing	Man reports there's nothing to report	@VaxxersAnti
272		1685980	Do You Smell That?	Poor woman says medicine was pouring out of her pores	@VaxxersAnti
273		1689567	Shooting Blanks	Parents report childs decreased semen production	@VaxxersAnti
274		1700436	Bugs	Got Lyme disease from a tick bite 5 months after vaccination	@VaxxersAnti
275		1700712	Motorcycle Accident	Motorcycle crash resulting in skull fracture and multiple other fractures 5 months post-vaccination	@CurfewX
276		1704755	It's The Yeast We Can Do	Man claims vaccine gave him and girlfriend a yeast infection	@VaxxersAnti
277		1706487	Do You Smell That?	Urine, poop, skin & tears have strange odor	@VaxxersAnti
278		1706535	Bugs	Bee sting	@VaxxersAnti
279		1706598	Immunity	Patients claims they can feel the vaccine "attacking immune system"	@VaxxersAnti
280		1706865	Heavy Metal	Metal causes her heart to flutter. Allergic to her cellphone	@VaxxersAnti
281		1707179	Orgasmic	Woman reports random orgasms	@VaxxersAnti
282		1707542	Good For Him!	75 y.o. man claims vaccine made his body come alive and shifted his sex drive into overdrive.	@VaxxersAnti
283		1708052	Shedding	Woman claims husband's vaccine gave her a month long period. Her friend had the exact same thing, too!	@VaxxersAnti
284		1711576	Genocide	"All the vaccines have Graphine oxide and that is what is killing people"	@VaxxersAnti
285		1712501	Anti Biggus Dickus	21 year old man turn into human ken doll. Suspiciously similar to #1099547	@VaxxersAnti
286		1714464	Ow! My Balls!	Testicle grew so big he can't wear his pants	@VaxxersAnti
287		1715497	Food Poisoning	Pooped his pants after eating blue fin tuna	@CurfewX
288		1719535	Magnetic	Magnetism AND Graphine oxide. It's a VAERS twofer!	@VaxxersAnti
289		1720322	OW, My Organs!	All her organs hurt. Possibly from the graphene oxide	@VaxxersAnti
290		1722987	Ow! My Balls!	Right sack attack	@VaxxersAnti
291		1723864	Ow! My Balls!	Balls shrunk	@VaxxersAnti
292		1725435	Allergy	Pfizer cured his allergies	@VaxxersAnti
293		1727402	Biggus Dickus	Penis grew three inches in a week	@VaxxersAnti
294		1730333	Injured	"Other people had a reaction"	@VaxxersAnti
295		1730407	I'm Melting	84 year old woman claims vaccine made her shrink	@VaxxersAnti
296		1730427	Racist	Vaccine gave patient tourettes and now everyone thinks they're racist	@VaxxersAnti
297		1752092	Diamond Cutter	Man gets an erection	@VaxxersAnti
298		1757538	STD	Moderna gave her herpes	@VaxxersAnti
299		1796373	Caught The Gay	Man experiences sexual orientation change	@VaxxersAnti
300		1814846	I'm Gonna Sue!	Woman's going to sue the world	@VaxxersAnti
301		1822764	VAXDAR	Left nut can detect vaccinated people	@VaxxersAnti
302		1822767	VAXDAR	Ovaries can detect vaccinated people	@VaxxersAnti
303		1835621	Shooting Blanks	Lost sex drive, but he's not complaining.	@VaxxersAnti
304		1845487	VAXDAR	Stomach can detect vaccinated people	@VaxxersAnti
305		1848828	Hair Color	Pfizer COVID vax makes people want to dye their hair red and be bossy	@CurfewX
306		1856738	Graphene Oxide	Man claims "Gangrene Oxide" is changing his DNA	@VaxxersAnti
307		1893312	I Know ___ People...	This person knows 11 people who died after vaccination. This person is a jinx. Stay away from them	@VaxxersAnti
308		1936687	In The Event Of My Death	Dad left his own "research" and a note to sue Pfizer in the event of his death	@VaxxersAnti
309		1951639	Anti Biggus Dickus	Penis shrank 2 inches	@VaxxersAnti
310		1970453	Anti Biggus Dickus	Penis is small	@VaxxersAnti
311		1995241	Graphene Oxide	Graphene oxide is interfering with her internet and not letting her sleep	@VaxxersAnti
312		2019832	We Have The Technology	Vaccine creates Bionic Man	@VaxxersAnti
313		2028648	Fart	Farts	@VaxxersAnti
314		2036797	Biggus Dickus	7 year old can't wear pants because penis is too big.	@VaxxersAnti
315		2046099	JESUS CHRIST!	Patient comes back from the dead after 3 days	@VaxxersAnti
316		2070752	Oh, Princess!	Man has to give up bad food, smoking & booze after vaccine gave him a heart attack	@VaxxersAnti
317		2074759	Biggus Dickus	Man grows forehead penis	@VaxxersAnti
318		2090658	Superhuman!	Vaccine gives her superpowers. But only at the gym.	@VaxxersAnti
319		2091003	Anti Biggus Dickus	Penis not growing enough	@VaxxersAnti
320		2142438	Aliens	Vaccine made him look like an alien	@MeridithMusing
321		2147192	Murder	"Basically committing murder"	@VaxxersAnti
322		2150787	Death by Boob	Breast milk is deadly	@VaxxersAnti
323		2151948	Lets all get a lung	His lungs are sticking together	@VaxxersAnti
324		2175343	Thanks For The Mammaries	Woman claims vaccine messed with her implants and gave her "Cow Tits"	@VaxxersAnti
325		2176425	Caught The Gay	Vaccine gave homoerotic dreams	@VaxxersAnti
326		2176547	Nanobots	"you not putting Nano bite in me"	@VaxxersAnti
327		2179227	Caught The Gay	Vaccine gave homoerotic dreams	@VaxxersAnti
328		2187212	Anti Biggus Dickus	Penis shrinks after a week	@eightyATE
329		2191568	Kill Them All!	He wants to kill everyone associated with the vaccines	@VaxxersAnti
330		2236476	E-Coli	"Why is there E-Coli in your vaccinations?"	@VaxxersAnti
331		2252096	VAXDAR	Tingling ovaries detect vaccinated people	@VaxxersAnti
332		2277527	Many Many Miscarriages	Every vaccinated woman he knows had a miscarriage	@VaxxersAnti
333		2318142	Spontaneous Blindness	Went blind while driving.	@VaxxersAnti
334		2320035	Nanobots	He can see cameras recording him and says Pfizer gave him a tracking chip	@VaxxersAnti
335		2329017	Nanobots	There's a microchip in her foot	@VaxxersAnti
336		2396870	Monkey Pox	COVID vaccine gave her Monkey Pox	@CurfewX
337		2422261	Bait & Switch	Pfizer messed up his family DNA forever	@VaxxersAnti
338		2422263	Bait & Switch	Pfizer messed up his family DNA forever	@VaxxersAnti
339		2449622	Biggus Dickus	Man wants the Janssen vax back	@VaxxersAnti
340		2466680	Ice Hockey	Died on the ice. But he got better	@VaxxersAnti
341		2502790	Floppus Dickus	His penis doesn't work anymore	@VaxxersAnti
342		2505373	Murder	How dare you!!!	@VaxxersAnti
343		2509161	Murder	I know thousands of people who died!!	@VaxxersAnti
344		2512406	Mistaken Identity	They vaccinated me, but I'm not me, I'm someone else.	@VaxxersAnti
345		2566301	Murder	How dare you!!!	@VaxxersAnti
346		2567269	Nanobots	And Holography Oxide	@VaxxersAnti
347		2567426	Narcolepsy	Man with history of sleep issues blames sleep issues on vaccine	@VaxxersAnti
348		2572821	Mutants	They're mutating people	@VaxxersAnti
349		2573849	Nuremberg	You know they hung people...	@VaxxersAnti
350		2576917	Giggity	Woman catches everything possible from vaccinated hubby	@VaxxersAnti
351		2581095	Turbo Cancer	Woman curses at agent over a woman she knows with cancer. Agent hangs up	@VaxxersAnti
352		2582062	Criminal	Man blames criminal rampage on vaccine	@VaxxersAnti
353		2582580	Mama Mia!	Can't eat pasta sauce	@VaxxersAnti
354		2598179	Nanobots	Suspects that nanobots in the COVID vaccine have made her health "go crazy"	@CurfewX
355		2600312	Bacon	Meat causes diarrhea... except bacon	@VaxxersAnti
356		2609894	Cigarettes	Vaccine made him more allergic to cigarette smoke than he was before	@VaxxersAnti
357		2725363	Woof!	She turned black and her son was attacked by his dog	@VaxxersAnti