I got a huge dick,
it certainly is pretty thick.
If u dont pay attention,
you will be fucked in my mansion.
I swear its huge.

All it is, is just meat
Some will munch it like a treat

Not much to say, I cum and stall,
all I hope is I will not dangle and fall

Like a river gorge, winding and sleek
I hope you'll not be cowed or meek

I once though I needed sweet lady love
but then I realised TheDongerNeedLove

Big Long and Juicy
i got a big dick
Imma get some Pussy
I got a big dick

O big dick

Wherefore art thou big dick

Raise your dongers

My dick is so long
My dick is so thick
I always play with my dong
Because I can't get a chick
I keep my penis so hard
No, I don't let it sag
You like that you fucking retard?
Op is a fag

Penis
Magically wiggly penis
To have sex you need a penis
Some f'males like the penis
Janette please come back I miss you

My penis is small
but thats okay
I still touch it
every day

My penis is skinny
that is true
but i still beat it
until it turns blue

My penis is ugly
it cant be denied
but i jerk it hard
so at least i tried

My penis is smelly
like well worn chucks
but i still jack it
cause i give no fucks

My precious penis, where have you gone?
Stolen from me by genetics
I dream of your aesthetics
but only have my strap-on.

I have a young penis named Willy.
When erect he acts mightily silly.
Everybody's the same
And- oh look I came
Shit. Some of it spilled on my friend Billy

Dicks by Gogosox22

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Penises are white,
black, yellow, and brown.
So are CBDs.

(You can post this if you want considering its so damn hilarious)

Bitches on my penis.
It reach all the way to Venus.
Yo, that's a cosmic cock.
I got the key. Her box the lock.
All the girls love my dick
because it's fucking great.
You know when I pop that pussy,
we be up late.
Females step to me and get cerved.
🌚

Tall man,
Average dong,
Not a can,
Not super long.

It does the trick
My average dong,
It's not too thick,
I love my schlong

If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?
Now tickle my sphincter and call me Sheila

My dick is great
my dick is good.
I'm glad it doesn't have a hood.
My dick is short
But good for sport
My dick belongs in Hollywood

My penis is a spectacle
So are my two testicles
The girls think its commendable
To have a dick so respectable
From space it is perceptible
Got the astronauts sayin, "Impeccable."
Gays sad I'm heterosexual
But your girls glad its accessible
My edible genital plentiful
This is the realest confessional.

The penis
The soul of the male
The pride of all
The shame of all
The greatest beauty
to ever exist

My penis is a dream come true
my penis is for me and for you
my penis is a simple get away
for cats and hearts that are astray
my penis is an action star
and you are the leading lady
you can play with my penis like a guitar

Oh, Penis
What disappointment hath you bestowed
Which women shalt thou disappoint with a lack of width, length or anything of value to be showed
I love you and your crooked smile
Your bruises and your hairs
Once thrown onto the penis pile,
You'll be the most interesting one there

To miss a dear schlong,
the heart may go on,
but might be left lonely and torn

But my dear reader see,
No one's seen my pee-pee
So your heart has to settle for porn.

Thank you.

Oh the days,
That I like down on you,
How I just want to put it where men poo,

But alas, I am so horny,
I will just try and ask someone to rub one out for me

Stiff yet humble,
Soft when needed, hard when pleaded.
My penis, my penis,
I love you more than Yeezus.

My dick, a haiku:

8==D 8==D 8==D 8==D 8==D
8==D 8==D 8==D 8==D 8==D 8==D 8==D
8==D 8==D 8==D 8==D 8==D~~

My penis is a dream come true
my penis is for me and for you
my penis is a simple get away
for cats and hearts that are astray
my penis is an action star
and you are the leading lady
you can play with my penis like a guitar
but please don't leave it off shaking
my penis is a spectacle
all of the world's wonder in a nutshell
but if there's one thing my penis needs
it would be time and seeds
it needs to grow because it is small
this poem was just used to stall

big penis, penis is long
penis, penis, penis tall
penis can get sort of small

fuck your poem i write haikus

we am alone
save for
the moon
staring through my window
an uninvited but not un
welcome voyeur

you
you are with me
you touch me
you me
y(m)o(e)u

There once was a guy with a dick,
It really was very quite thick,
he thrust into a house,
which startled a mouse,
I cannot finish this limerick

Penis
Strong, Loveable
Taken care of
Could not live without
Penis

Quite the mushroom tip
When she gives it the kung fu grip
Long enough to go through a roll
They be 'mirin when it's swole

My donger needs love
Doing the sex to girls all day
Never even though about using a glove
Only like, half the women do I pay

My P in your V
Sloch sloch sloch all night long
Proceed all my rekts with an E
E-rekt online, e-mail u a pic of my dong

Shaft, Long, thick and veiny
So long gravity pulls it down
of all my cum u will drain me
After getting a dose of this D, it's impossible to frown

Head, sensitive, bulbous, and pink
Lick lick lick it please
Stick in any hole, even ur stink
U kno my dick never smells like cheese

Balls headed toward the ground
Right down towards satan's lair
cuz the devil wants a pound
But he don't know my dick is a demon slayer

Cum squirts out like a fountain
You better post this poem to reddit
So tall girls call it a "Fucking Mountain"
Fucking, ha, gettit?

I just muscular spasms shooting that cum to the sky
Shooting that load all over your face
Like holden caufield, your mouth is a catcher in the rye
C'mon girl lets go back to my place

Rip, tear, and shred
All night long, no lube
I ain't done till you're bleeding red
You'll be thinking I'm fucking you with a cube

A million orgasms because of this lance
one after the other till u tired
I'll fuck you so hard you'll see france
When i die this dick is going on display, never retired

Baning on that g-spot
Call me the cervex pounder
touch ur clit, I think not
You get nekkid and i get rounder

U kno u want to see it
No wait don't leave
Ok i take it back, Ill touch ur clit
cmon baby, All i want is your vagina to cleave

Long and shimmering
Short and stout
These are all penises,
that we cannot go without.

Foreskin or no skin
Just getting hard is a win
Erupting cum from within

The wind blew upon it
Such grace
Such majesty
He had never seen beauty like this before
It's tangled mane bounced with every step
It grew and grew
It has no end
But wait
Can it be
It was only a pepe

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My Penis
My penis is a dream come true
my penis is for me and for you
my penis is a simple get away
for cats and hearts that are astray
my penis is an action star
and you are the leading lady
you can play with my penis like a guitar