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Really excited just signed a deal with Sony pictures.https://twitter.com/bobsaget/status/545804933170085888
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I wonder if Atheists eat at T.G.I. Fridays.https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/535964740837978112
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Presidents make wars. And they now do so without any formal checks on their powerhttps://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/552178397774749696
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I need a cool leather jacket.https://twitter.com/billclinton/status/535590789276237824
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Peace on Terra to you all.https://twitter.com/acedtect/status/548195643827560448
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Rainbow colors in sequence: Red-Orange-Yellow-Green-Blue-Violet. NBC Peacock feathers: Yellow-Orange-Red-Blue-Violet-Green.https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/552483390755450880
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His Holiness the Dalai Lama touched my hair. #nevergoingbald http://instagram.com/p/ub5PCwQK4f/ https://twitter.com/macklemore/status/524729545820106753
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The canceling the release THE INTERVIEW is making US, N Korea. Our right to express ourselves takin away. Perfect execution of terrorism.https://twitter.com/JamieKennedy/status/545339150472212480
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Just saw Interstellar. Great movie. Highly recommended. They only broke a few laws of physics. (They even has some string equations.)
https://twitter.com/michiokaku/status/534080088682151936
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Deleted Twitter and Facebook from all my mobile devices and it feels so good! I just don't need the drama.
https://twitter.com/leolaporte/status/520584803343556608
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SCIENCE FACT: The sun is so hot, you can cook an egg on it.
https://twitter.com/shwood/status/552146818545364992
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Today is not my birthday.
https://twitter.com/OldJohnSmokey/status/350635530603610113
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Sometimes when I’m sad, I remind myself that there are people out there who write Yelp reviews for Taco Bell, and then I get more sad.
https://twitter.com/Awakeland3D/status/480153610676748288
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I have no idea what the "Internet of Things" is supposed to mean.
https://twitter.com/brycas/status/552589465307197440
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Gonna start working on that Dothraki : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/14/gam
https://twitter.com/healthyaddict/status/522429155091443712?lang=en
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New Law Makes It Easier For Cops to Bust You - Must watch video! #policestate #tcot #tlot
https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/552517626304688129
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Wouldn't it be cool if Zombies & Vampires became human if we bit them first? Somebody needs to test that hypothesis.
https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/552219371767332864
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Enjoying your terrible Star Wars jokes today, everyone. Keep it up! We have 13 months left.
https://twitter.com/sarahlane/status/538395809415327744
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In this parallel universe everything is just like our Earth except earwax doesn't taste bad. People are so gross here.
https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/552588949269385217
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QUESTION: ThIs year, what do all the world's Muslims and Jews call December 25th? ANSWER: Thursday
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Nothing against all the oatmeal-raisin cookies out there. Just be yourself.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/546453860936474625
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Mind boggling that @BoomerandCarton Craiggy thinks I see him in crowd of thousands at @Foxwoods with his Jimmy leg going. #footloose
https://twitter.com/JerrySeinfeld/status/541971761848680449
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Although clocks on the Prime Meridian keep "Universal Time", I’m quite sure Aliens across the actual universe don’t care.
https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/550445271147368448
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If we had twelve fingers, there’d be no middle finger to flip at people with whom you’ve run out of words to communicate.
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Well it rained and now the sky is pink. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://twitter.com/sarahlane/status/515034443250012160?lang=en
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If there is a God, He or She couldn't possibly want this: [link] … Those poor kids, their devastated parents... Heartbreaking.
https://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/544918521163943936
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It really is rocket science. Go Orion!! http://www.planetary.org/blogs/jason-davis/2014/20141205-orion-launches-on-test-flight.html
https://twitter.com/TheScienceGuy/status/540877847112347648?lang=en
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Alien comes to Earth, eats Reese's Pieces, and decides to go home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
https://twitter.com/PDelahanty/status/508154127835099136?lang=en
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Just because you can't figure out how ancient civilizations built stuff, doesn't mean they got help from Aliens.
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#WhenIWasYourAge: It took a week to learn whether your photos came out okay.
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My laptop has been driving me crazy for days with a clicking that sounds like a clock ticking. Turns out it was the nearby clock. Ticking.
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#WhenIWasYourAge: Before Xerox copiers, we all got high in elementary school by smelling mimeograph ink.
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Card catalogs. #PreInternetHorrors
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There's no need to "believe"... RT @MrsSciFiWriter Agnostic freethinkers don't need to believe in the myth (cont) http://tl.gd/n_1sj3ovv
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If we all had twelve fingers, I wonder whether Moses would have delivered twelve commandments from God, instead of ten.
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Break out your bikinis! Splashdown of #Orion's 30mins away.
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CosmicMystery: Why dogs can smell aromas from far away, yet are compelled to sniff each other’s butt at a fraction of an inch
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Is it just me, or do the Aussie wall sockets resemble The Scream mask?
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"Faith is the excuse people give when they don't have evidence."
~Mall Dillahunty
#athiesm
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Holiday derives from Holy Day. So it's etymologically under-informed to assert that "Happy Holidays" does not reference God.
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So it turns out explaining how life is inherently meaningless and all values are constructed won't, in fact, get you out of speeding tickets
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#WhenIWasYourAge: You needed a can opener to open a can of beer. And you’d put two holes in it. The second, for air flow.
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CosmicMystery: Why dogs can smell aromas from far away, yet are compelled to sniff each other’s butt at a fraction of an inch
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