Events

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1		Roll 1d100 on the chart for the night's events	Remixes of the original idea
2	1	Alien invasion, Independence Day-style.	...they're after something directly underneath the gas station. Hey, was that basement here yesterday?
3	2	There's a zombie outbreak in progress and the shambling dead are throwing themselves against the station on all sides. The number of large windows means that sooner or later, the zeds are going to get in.	They are running away from something. What would frighten zombies?
4	3	"You've heard over the radio that aliens have invaded, and your station is the nearest one to the emergency evacuation route. Scared people are flooding your station looking for gasoline and supplies which are quickly depleting, and the last few evacuees say that the saucers are headed your way.."
5	4	A rude, crude, heavily armed biker gang has roared in, ditched their bikes and have taken over the station. Most of them are bloody, and some of them have suffered grievous wounds. Whatever it is they're fighting seems to be invisible, but very, very violent.
6	5	Every car on the road has come to life, and instinctively hates human life. You must survive the Day of the Homicidal Autos.
7	6	Clearing out a shit covered toilet in the back of the station, you discover a spiral staircase descending into a cavern with an old fallout shelter. The blast door has been locked from the inside.	...staircase doesn't seem to end. It is completely dark and any light source you have cant seem to penetrate it.	...something is coming UP.
8	7	Players find a forum on the internet discussing their mundane life inside said gas station. They start talking about things about to happen. Those things happen. Mostly.	Typing "a dozen beautiful porn stars walk in looking for love" doesn't work.
9	8	Characters from random popular anime/TV show/movie/video game appear. wat do.
10	9	The Gas Station Bathroom becomes a portal to a shadow realm.	Anyone who goes in seems to disappear	Is covered in a tremendous amount of graffiti that amounts to having a spellbook scrawled across the walls and ceiling,	[OBLIGATORY YU-GI-OH JOKE]	CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
11	10	Hear a gun shot from outside in the woods Guy runs in a few minutes later covered in black goo, carrying a double barrel shotgun (1 shot left) "I TOLD YOU THEY WOULDN'T STOP! NOW IT'S TOO LATE!" Begins smearing goo into a symbol on the door, barricades it "I'll go secure the back. You stay here." Runs to the back Hear shouting, violence. By the time you get there, there's nothing left but the shotgun. And blood.
12	11	Guy comes in and asks if you have body bags. Awfully disappointed when you don't.	You would make a Killing if you sold bodybags	Come on. These jokes are just dead weight.	You've made a grave mistake with that pun.	This shit is killing me.	these jokes will be the death of me
13	12	You notice a door that you could swear has never been there before.	You notice a missing door that you could swear had always been there before.
14	13	There's this brand of creepy dolls the gas station sells. No one ever buys one, and you know the day shift people don't sell any. So then why is there one missing when you come back from the bathroom?	the dolls show up on your shelves out of nowhere
15	14	People keep calling the gas station. They're all wrong numbers, but they're all really, really creepy. normally you'd just assume it was the day shifters being dicks, but then you check the area codes. They're all from different parts of the country. Indeed, one of them is not listed anywhere.	One is coming from inside the station
16	15	You notice a door that you could swear has never been there before.	You notice a missing door that you could swear had always been there before.
17	16	Dude walks in as a news report comes on about a serial killer on the loose in the area. They look the exact same.
18	17	Hillbillies come in with a dead...something on the hood of their truck. It doesn't look like any deer you've ever seen. It's at least twice as big, and you think you count 6 legs, maybe more.	Hillbillies are drunk and crash the car, in the commotion,the thing goes missing
19	18	Get a text from a dead friend, asking if you still work at the old station. Says they'll be there in 20 minutes.
20	19	You're one lucky guy! Your Gas Station was recently installed with bars, automated locks and shatter-resistant glass! You can lock guys in or out all you want. Of course, it is really weird that all the bars are on the outside, but you just assume that was a little mistake! R-right?
21	20	A young man enters the store and approaches the counter. In a flat tone he asks you to ignore him but the look in his eyes is one of begging. He proceeds to stand, fixed to a spot in the store. If any further attempts are made to converse with him after an initial five minutes he screams aloud as he slowly begins to disappear, glitching out like a tv signal.
22	21	You discover a young girl in the store, she says she is lost and looking for her mother. Just who or what the mother is is unknown, but it seems adamant to claim the child.
23	22	You see someone standing in the road opposite the gas station. He doesn’t move. He doesn’t respond to your actions or attempts to communicate. He just stands…and stares. He does turn and look at you, and always keeps his gaze locked on you, but he never moves from his spot. Somehow, even indoors, you are always certain he is looking at you.	You see yourself standing on the road opposite the gas station.
24	23	Your boss has given you a budget to spend on restocking the store; the kinds of merchandise you choose might effect the visitors you get. Though, some of the items in this catalog are not what you'd expect to find at a convenience store...
25	24	The Invisible man is loose and is having some fun, at your expense, of course.
26	25	The temperature of rooms fluctuates, getting more and more extreme as the night progresses.
27	26	The "other" night shift arrives, being almost exact copies of the night shift. Are they simply here because of a temporal shift, or is there something more sinister at work?	...They all have goatees and seem "off"
28	27	A family arrive in a busted up old RV. They seem normal enough at first, but it progresses beyond them finishing each other's sentences into total synchronisation	A happy family is a normal family.	A happy family is a normal family.
29	28	The old broken radio that sits behind the registers has tuned itself into a new "all talk" station, but something seems odd about these stories. They start to tell stories of what has happened on previous nights, getting closer and closer to the present.it catches up and starts reporting a few seconds into the future, then a few minutes, then a few hours. Then reports the Night shifts end
30	29	Every item in the store has been replaced by a chicken. These chickens are entirely normal, and for the rest of the night people will enter and buy chickens without any apparent idea that they are chickens.
31	30	The local Goths that like to hang around have become more numerous recently, and look like they might have acquired a taste of human blood.
32	31	You receive a large crate with the latests restock inside, however as you go to pry it open you hear breathing inside.
33	32	A attractive Woman appears, paying for a few gallons,and leaves. A hour later, she appears again,buying exactly the same amount of gas. She will deny that she was there before. This happens again and again. As you start following her, or if you try to break the circle by confronting her or stopping her, bad things start to happen.	Victim of the Time-travel guy?
34	33	An older polite man with a wrinkled skin explains he's in a rush and pays you to clean his windshield while he uses the restroom. Setting to work, you catch a glimpse of a mask laying on the floor of the backseat, with the exact same features as the man.
35	34	One wall starts bulging and bowing as though something on the other side wants out.	The Wall begins to bow inwards.
36	35	Tonight is darker than usual, and shadows are forming monstrous shapes.	...and you peer outside to see absolutely no stars or moon. You hear howls in the darkness, and the fluorescent lights of the gas station begin to flicker
37	36	A black van pulls up and two men in suits get out, they curtly ask to see your security footage. You are surprised to find it missing, the two men however are not and seem extremely worried about something. They begin searching the store, unwilling to tell you what they are looking for.
38	37	It is discovered that all of the doorknobs/handles in the store have disappeared. It is then discovered that there is someone in the store, and something is just not quite right about them.
39	38	Female Coworker gets captured by a Dragon.	... and a party of legendary adventurers have arrived to try and slay the beast, and save the damsel.	Each one from a different era, ranging from the heroic neanderthal, the iron-clad knight, robin-hood renaissance man, and the priestess of the norse Gods
40	39	You see a huge storm on the horizon. The weather channel says nothing about it, no customers or passer-bys mention or even acknowledge it. But it's big, it looks dangerous, and it's heading right for the station.	It might be made of bees.	Nope! Just mosquitoes
41	40	A man with one peculiar physical trait (very fat fingers, or perhaps an extra limb) insists on purchasing an item you don't have. Continue to refuse him and his odd body part will distort into a monstrous disfigurement. Find a way to appease him and he will leave, work continuing as normal.
42	41	The normal delivery of gasoline arrives late. The truck-driver looks exhausted and barely says a word, and wanders into the station's restroom. While pumping the gas into the station's reserve, you hear something rattling inside the tanker, banging at the walls. The driver has disappeared, and the truck cab is locked with the keys missing.
43	42	A large gray android crash lands across the road, if talked to he will complain about "this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side" and will generally put a downer on the situation.
44	43	You can hear a explosion outside. In the next moment,a wounded German WW2 pilot comes in and asks you in broken english where he is.	The plane got shot down by "Collectors" from another World.	They want his Luger.
45	44	Your family keeps calling you, asking you where you are. When you tell them you're at work, they say they already checked there and couldn't find you. In fact, they say they were told you have never worked there in your life.
46	45	A weird person stumbles into the Store and grabs a few cans of Tuna.	..its actually a bunch of cats who are standing on each others back.In a Trenchcoat. With a Kennedy-mask.	The title of the encounter? "Pussy Candemonium"
47	46	The gas station becomes extremely busy for the whole night, it’s almost as though all the people who would pass through during the day are here.	... The next evening on the day shifts handover Randy complains that almost no customers came in that day.
48	47	Stephen King enters the Shop and buys a Coke.	...and buys a nozz-a-la	...and the gunslinger followed.
49	48	Snuff film crew wants to film their hit sequel at your gas station.	...and you're the star
50	49	Several drug-dealers are in the back of the store making a very obvious drug-deal, you notice after they leave that a bag is still on the floor. Compelled by some unknown instinct you consume some, and can now see the presence of ghosts. You must find a way to help the ghosts pass on or the drug consumes you, and you become one of them.	...and only 2 of the PC's can join you, the 4th and unaffected coworker will be targeted by the more dangerous ghosts, and you must protect him/her.
51	50	Toilet-seat mimic.	...Customers are entering the rest rooms, but not everyone comes out.
52	51	Two (or more) groups of Vikings/Legionaires/etc. show up and do battle around the station.
53	52	A human-sized slug with green fluorescing skin enters the store and asks for a snack.	DONT give him something salty! like prezels!	Alternatively, give him something really salty. It'll be hilarious.
54	53	The stars are right and the great Old Ones from Beyond the Veil have appeared- cultists wish to use the station for their rituals.
55	54	The Hash-Slinging Slasher	Crash-dinging, wringing, slinging, mash-cringing...
56	55	Nothing happens. The night is perfectly, completely, totally ordinary. Totally.	Nothing out of the ordinary at all. Nope.	The next morning the management sends you the surveillance video and asks about you fucking the center out of all the Reese's Cups	Not like anybody actually likes Reese's anyways	The Grey Man does. DUN DUN DUN.	Nah.
57	56	The Wendigo starts stalking around the station.	Cannibalism ensues.
58	57	Fucking Skinwalkers man.	A bunch of Native-American oogity-boogity ensues.	I TOLD YOU NOT TO BUILD ON THE INDIAN BURIAL SITE GOD DAMNIT
59	58	Giant killer bees swarm the store. Fucking terrifying.	BEES. MY GOD.	BZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZ	NOT THE BEES	THEY'RE IN MY EYES AAAGGGHH
60	59	A Hearse pulls up, driver needs to use the restroom. Complains about the key not working (with bathroom around back). When you return to the front the Hearse is wrecked and the coffin is open. Driver mysteriously murdered inside bathroom.	The hearse driver was actually the corpse in the coffin the WHOLE TIME
61	60	CRAB PEOPLE	CRAB PEOPLE	TASTE LIKE CRABS TALK LIKE PEOPLE	CRAB PEOPLE	CRAB PEOPLE
62	61	Old black Gentleman. Who is a Voodoo-priest.	be nice to him. Or we have another frog-plague.	It's actually really white and nerdy. Still a Voodoo-priest.
63	26	.sdrawkcab seog ylneddus gnihtyrevE	(Translation for morons: Everything suddenly goes backwards.)	(Also stop changing it back to 62, goddamn. Get the joke first.)
64	63	All the Coke suddenly tastes like Pepsi.	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY GOD WHY		Maybe if there are enough ideas there can be a second, more jokey table?
65	64	Everyone except the staff speaks in a weird ancient language. All written stuff is also suddenly in hieroglyphs.
66	65	You hear footsteps upstairs.	There are no stairs.	Or a second floor, for that matter.
67	66	The station starts having non-euclidean geometry, the bathroom door leads to the storeroom, the front door leads to the basement, etc.
68	67	Everytime that you look at the clock, time resets to [9:00]. Situations repeat themselves.
69	68	Trickster Demon	Uses Comics,the B-movies from the DVD shelf and the pocket-novels as inspiration to fuck the night shift up. He acts like a normal customer who gets scared by the encounters but never leaves the place. (because the likes to watch the staff getting punked) :^)	you dun goofed m8
70	69	Some women enter the store and take a liking to the male PCs.	They're totally not succubi.	They're all traps	Oh, of course.	Homosexual incubi?	Maybe, or transgender succubi.
71	70	A beautiful womans car broke down. She desperately wants a staff-member to come out in to the night to get something from her Car...(Because its dark out there and she is scared...)	She's totally not a vampire/souleater	See above	staff-member are two words for penis	stop giving every female encounter a penis.
72	71	Clown's head in the frozen yogurt.	Flavor is seltzer and cream pie.
73	72	Mirror malfunctions	snoitcnuflam rorrim	I see what you did there
74	73	College group playing in a scavenger hunt.	They need a picture with a dead body.	Yours
75	74	2 dudes, 2 chicks, and a dog pull up in a van as another event is going on. They proceed to pull the mask off of whatever monster was attacking you, revealing it to be Old Man Jenkins, the crazy guy who didn't want the gas station built on his land.
76	75	A cute girl walks in. All PCs are socially inept.	All PCs are socially normal to charismatic; it's the cute girl who's socially inept.	All PCs start acting like anime/manga harem archetypes
77	76	A bunch of rednecks stop by before going cryptid/skinwalker hunting. They return an hour later bloodied and with less than half their number, whatever they were hunting is now hunting them and you too.	...They act like nothing is wrong. Y-yeah. Everything is f-fine. Cleetus' eyes were always y-yellow.
78	77	The station inexplicably enters a branching wormhole. One side leads back to earth, and the other to a room with a moose.	The other fork in the wormhole leads to not-a-Nickelodeon-kids'-show-reference.
79	78	You can see a group of shadow-people staring at you at the security screen.
80	79	The thermostat just keeps going up and it's getting quite unbearable. Unfortunately, outside the night keeps getting colder and colder. Soon, a blizzard develops outside, but indoors you're pretty sure that sand isn't supposed to be piling up in dunes by the vents. What's worse, you can see something quite large, and quite furry moving around outside, and constant hissing can be heard from the back rooms.	You have to journey into the depths of the station to try to fix the central heating/cooling system, lest the conditions turn lethal, both inside and out.	Alternate twist: Instead of inside and out, one side of the area begins turning cold, while the other heats up. The middleground is even worse, as a pair of robed individuals - one in white, the other in red - get into a heated argument
81	80	There is a hidden room with a bar and a swimming pool. A group of hot looking woman is partying there. They want you to join them.	Yes of course, they are sirens.	They will eat you. Like sharks.	They're traps, though.	This is like the third fucking time gais
82	81	Trick-or-treaters	You mistake them for whatever they're actually dressed up as.	The only one you DIDN'T kill actually WAS a monster
83	82	Day-shift tries to prank you with monster costumes.	those assholes
84	83	A future version of you warns you of upcoming event. Rest of the night alternate versions of yourself and the night shift crew attempt to kill you
85	84	Tin foil-guy tries to hide from the Government Agents.	They are actually coming for him.	If you help him, he can give you clues about the next encounters. Because of the "Information" he acquired.
86	85	Something draws you outside, looking away from the building. when you turn back, something is drastically different.	The floor tiles are a slightly different shade than they were before.	Only you notice this, though.
87	86	Petrified customers outside of the window. Something is moving in the dark behind them.		grab a mirror and fight the Basilisk?	TOO BAD IT'S MALFUNCTIONING, BITCH.	Actually good to keep in mind if the mirror scenario is happening
88	87	It starts snowing. You hear some strange noises out there. like elephants.	Its a group of mammoths. Also neanderthals hunting them. If the Cavemen spot the store, they will eventually loot the food-shelves.	be careful, their stomachs are not ready for our food.
89	88	Golden, pissy trees as far as the eye can pee spring up around the station.	The Whizzard pays your store a visit.	You promptly throw him out and find a mop.
90	89	asian guy buys a pack of cigarettes and leaves. You notice the little Bird Cage ,covered with a towel he forgot...
91	90	GOD IS ANGRY: Roll for two situations to happen at once. Additional rolls of 90 add another encounter to the list.	tips fedora	:c		feelin euphoric m'lady	I am enlightened by my own intelligence
92	91	DINOSAURS.	Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxZov_m9vVU
93	92	A cult thinks the gas station and the rest rooms are the perfect place for a mass suicide.	Goddamn it, do you know who has to clean that up now?	Not the Day Shift
94	93	Two guys with guns want to rob the store. Reroll and combine.	The fun begins if another encounter is active at the same time.
95	94	A scared guy comes in and tells you a chaotic story about little creatures dismantling his truck while he was driving.	Gremlins.	Only occurs after midnight
96	95	A man with a Snidely Whiplash-esqe face enters the station, followed by a Canadian mountie.
97	96	Roll twice. The first encounter happens, and if the second encounter has creatures/people of some kind they help you instead of harm you.
98	97	A rainforest appears on the other side of the street.
99	98	Temporal anomalies begin to occur, like people randomly "rewinding" or "fast forwarding," parts of the store that should be there are showing white gaps, stable time loops happen at specific areas, etc.	Of course, this is all a simulation inside a virtual reality machine that's malfunctioning! Now, is the only way to get out to commit suicide?	YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL	Sorry guys, switched this to be more usable
100	99	Fleshpound!	Asdasdasdasdasd - Player ______ has died		fuck that game and their not-zombies, seriously