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Interim weekYaySundayMondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFriday
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Yaytime allotment9/109/119/129/139/149/15
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Villain quotesAll day longUnder the strain of this continually impending doom and by the sleeplessness to which I now condemned myself, ay, even beyond what I had thought possible to man, I became, in my own person, a creature eaten up and emptied by fever, languidly weak both in body and mind, and solely occupied by one thought: the horror of my other self.You are not special. You’re not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We’re all part of the same compost heap.Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
Of direst cruelty.
If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.I tell you, Winston, that reality is not external. Reality exists in the human mind, and nowhere else. Not in the individual mind, which can make mistakes, and in any case soon perishes: only in the mind of the Party, which is collective and immortal.Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...
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Warmup5 minImprov3 rounds: 10 kip swings, drinky bird, 5 reverse burpees3 rounds: bar hang, 10 squats, 30 sec jump rope3 rounds: 3 clean bar warmups, inchworm, 5 burpees3 rounds: 5/5 hip touches, 5 shoulder presses, 2 laps grapevine3 rounds: 3 snatch bar warmup, bear, 10 sit ups
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Skill5 minImprovLacrosse ball glute smashShoulder band stretchesHigh hang cleanlacrosse ball pec smashHigh hang snatch
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Strength15 minImprov5x5 sumo deadliftsEvery 90 sec for 12 min: 1/1 turkish get upsEvery 90 seconds until failure: Clean (add 10 pounds every round)5x5 push pressesEvery 90 seconds until failure: Snatch (add 10 pounds every round)
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Workout15 min2 drinks of formula: 15 toes to bar, 50 jump rope, rest 90 sec. 15 med ball burpees, 21 over/unders, rest 90 secDon't talk about the tabata mashup: squats, push ups, box jumps, sit ups3 Rounds without naming the play: 11 Broad jumps, 15 wall ball sit ups, 13/13 snatch grip barbell overhead lunges, 2 min restEscape the asylum: 100 jump rope, 21 kipping pull ups, 300m run, 2 min rest, 15 handstand push ups, 21 med ball cleans, 300m run12 minute AMRAP of perpetual war: 19 supermans, 8 kb swings, 4 reverse burpee box jumps. Down the ladder of sanity: 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1: thrusters, push ups.
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Ending5 minImprovHurdler's stretch, pidgeonforward bend, logs on the fireDeath stretchBoxed Pigeoncobbler's pose, plow