This is a non-ironman Recipe for Disaster speedrun route from tutorial island. It is assumed you have funds to buy or trade over all the items,

so I will only list items as they are needed. The current estimated sum-of-best is somewhere around 25 - 26 hours. While I did try to be as

thorough as possible, I will sometimes summarize a quest with a link to the guide. Use teleports at your own discretion.

For the ironman / self-sufficient route, check Oziris's guide here

General note for the entire route: if you have an imbued heart, use it. I'm not going to list it every time but whenever you fight with magic it's a good idea to bring it if you have one.

Make your character female to save time on Recruitment Drive

Pot of flour, egg, bucket of milk, 20 balls of wool, Lumbridge teleport tabs, Lumbridge Graveyard tabs

Talk to Father Aereck in the church, start Restless Ghost (chat 3, 1)

Run North to the house near the sheep pen and talk to Farmer Fred (chat 1, 1, 1, 1, talk again)

Go upstairs and start Rune Mysteries at the Duke (chat 1, 1)

Return to Lumbridge Swamp via the boat, run North-West and talk to Father Urhney (chat 2, 1)

Equip Ghostspeak amulet, open the coffin in the South-Eastern room, talk to ghost (chat 1)

Inventory: 4 beads, air talisman, burnt meat, onion, eye of newt, 1k coins, stamina pot, Necklace of Passage, Lumbridge tabs, Lumbridge Graveyard tabs, House tabs, Camelot tab

Teleport to Wizard's Tower (Necklace of Passage opt. 1)

Run South and climb up stairs, talk to Wizard Mizgog (chat 1, 1, 1, talk again)

Talk to Sedridor in the basement for Rune Mysteries (chat 3, 1, 1)

Enter the room South-East, open the coffin, use the skull on the coffin.

Teleport to Camelot, run North-West to the Real Estate Agent and buy a house.

Talk to Hetty in the South-Eastern house of Rimmington (chat 1, 1). Kill a rat in the house West of you, take it's tail. Talk to Hetty again, drink from the cauldron.

Un-note your dragon bones at the Giles/Tiles/Niles NPC in the general store.

Enter a friend's house with a gilded altar at Rimmington (or hop to world 330), train to 43 Prayer.

Coins (5k?), Games Necklace, Falador tab, 6 clay, 4 copper, 2 iron, 3 Goblin mails (dye one orange and one blue), 2 Stamina potions

Teleport to Barbarian Outpost (Games Necklace opt. 2)

Run East and start Alfred Grimhand's Barcrawl. From now on, keep your Barcrawl card on you at all times.

Enter the pub and talk to Kaylee, complete the Falador section of the Barcrawl

Run North near the Taverly gate to Doric's house, talk to him (chat 1, 1, talk again)

Continue North into Goblin Village, talk to either General (chat 3, 3), use orange armour on either of them, then blue armour, then brown (regular).

Inventory: Cheese, air/earth/mind runes, stamina pot, games necklace, Falador tab, coins. Raw meats: bear, chicken, rat, beef (cow), Barcrawl card

Head South and then West into Taverly, talk to the boy (chat 1, 1), then go North and talk to Kaqemeex (chat 2, 1)

Run South-West, search the pot by the door of the Witch's house, and complete the quest.

Run South-West to the circular building of Taverly, climb up the stairs, talk to Sanfew (chat 1)

Climb down, run South to the dungeon ladder, climb down, run North to the gate (click 3 times if armour sets are unspawned), use all 4 meats on cauldron

Return back to Sanfew, talk to him, return to Kaqemeex, talk to him.

Hammer, air + mind + water + earth runes, 6 logs, rope, 2-3 pieces of food, Skills Necklace, Combat bracelet, Fire staff, Amulet of Glory, Stamina pots, Games necklace, Barcrawl card

NOTE: If you do not have a friend or another account with Lunars and 79 Magic, you'll also need a Pest Control scroll and 5k coins

Teleport to the Fishing Guild (Skills Necklace opt. 1)

Run North-West and talk to Captain Lawgof in the Dwarven encampment

Head up to Baxtorian Falls, start Waterfall Quest up until you read the Book on Baxtorian.

With another account, Telegroup Khazard (or use your PC scroll and charter to Port Khazard from Port Sarim)

Run North-West and talk to Lady Servil (chat 2), then complete Fight Arena.

Enter the Tree Gnome Village maze, climb down the dungeon ladder near the end. Find the key in the Eastern room, then talk to the gnome in the Western jail for Glarial's Pebble.

Return up the ladder and squeeze-past the fence, talk to King Bolren.

Teleport to the Fishing Guild (Skills Necklace opt. 1)

Run North-West to Glarial's Tomb. Drop all combat items and runes next to the tomb (60 seconds til visible), then use your pebble on the tomb. Use food if aggro'd by a Moss Giant.

Finish Waterfall Quest (quick guide was linked above, skip to after it tells you to bank).

Equipped: Desert top/robe/boots, Fire staff, Glory, Combat bracelet

2 iron bars, Pickaxe (useable), redberry pie, 3 bronze bars, 1154 arrow shafts, 1.2k feathers, 2 waterskin(4), hammer, stamina pots, Bronze med helm, iron chainbody, cabbage, Barcrawl card

With your arrow shafts/feathers, make them while running and you can do 2 or 3 before needing to click again. You don't need lvl 10 fletching to start Tourist Trap, can get it during.

Run South to the White Knight's Castle, start The Knight's Sword at the Squire (chat 1, 2, 1 1) and climb up the Western ladders to talk to Sir Amik (chat 1, 1, 1)

Complete Black Knight's Fortress, but don't hand it in yet, just do it til you drop the cabbage in the hole.

NOTE: While at Reldo, start Shield of Arrav and read the book, talk to Reldo again before leaving.

Run South and talk to Irena South of Shantay Pass (chat 1, 1, 3, 1, 1).

Equipped: Mage gear (staff, glory, c'brace, runes for fire strike)

Inventory: Ring of wealth OR Grand Seed pods, coins, stamina pots, nature runes, noted/stackable alchs (eg. rune arrows), Barcrawl card