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MonthThreat
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January
...or I'll take away [insert name of game or device they received for Christmas]
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February
...or I'll use your Gmail account to send a Valentine to [insert name of person your child has a crush on]
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March
...or we'll leave your [tablet/phone/gaming device] at home during March break
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April
...or the Easter Bunny will be bringing you carob instead of chocolate
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...or I'll leave your phone out in the rain
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June
...or you're spending the summer without Minecraft
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July
...or you can't see/will have to see Star Trek Beyond [use the version that is most likely to strike fear into your child]
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August
...or I'm sending you back to school with a My Little Pony backpack
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September
...or I won't let you watch the season premiere of [insert name of their most-anticipated TV show]
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October
...or I'll make you dress as Justin Bieber for Halloween
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November
...or I'll grow a Movember moustache
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December...or I'll tell Santa
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