Fallen London / Bone Market Calculator

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1	💡 To edit, copy this spreadsheet to your Google Drive.
2	💡 Double cell borders mark the places where you enter your data.													Last updated: 19 Dec 2021 (v. 0.9)
3	✋ This is just a helper utility. There are things you need to know which are not reflected here. You absolutely must consult the wiki guide before starting a skeleton.													If you found a bug, please report it here.
4	✋ If you fail a skill check when adding a body part, the resulting bonuses may be different from what’s listed here. Apply appropriate modifiers on line 74.
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6	Useful links: 🔗Full guide, 🔗Buyers, 🔗Bones, 🔗Bone sources.
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8	Parts										Buyers
9				Value	Antiquity	Amalgamy	Menace	Theology	Implaus-ty	Use	Buyer		Needs	Reward
10	Torsos										✔️	A Naive Collector		90	Thirsty Bombazine Scrap
11	Headless Skeleton		1💀	250
12	Skeleton of your own		1💀	250							✔️	A Palaeontologist with Hoarding Propensities		22505	Bone Fragments
13	Human Ribcage		1💀 2🦾 2🦿	1250										2	Unearthly Fossil
14	Thorned Ribcage		1💀 4🦾 1🦴	1250		1	1
15	Skeleton with Seven Necks		7💀 2🦾	6250		2	1				❌	A Familiar Bohemian Sculptress	no 💛	—	Preserved Surface Blooms
16	Flourishing Ribcage		2💀 6🦾 1🦴	1250		2								—	Rumours of the Upper River
17	Mammoth Ribcage		1💀 4🦾 1🦴	6250	2					1
18	Ribcage with a Bouquet of Eight Spines		8💀 4🦾 1🦴	31250		1	2				❌	A Pedagogically Inclined Grandmother	no 🧡	—	Incisive Observations
19	Leviathan Frame		1💀 2🦾	31250	1		1
20	Prismatic Frame		3💀 3🦾 3🦴	31250	2	2					❌	A Theologian of the Old School	no 💙	—	Crate of Incorruptible Biscuits
21	Five-Pointed Ribcage		5💀 5🦾	31250		2	1
22											✔️	An Enthusiast of the Ancient World	💛	450	Bessemer Steel Ingot
23	Skulls													3	Unprovenanced Artefact
24	Victim's skull			250
25	Carved Ball of Stygian Ivory			250							✔️	Mrs Plenty	🧡	450	Hinterland Scrip
26	Rubbery Skull			600		1								4	Rubbery Pies
27	Horned Skull			1250	1		2
28	Pentagrammic Skull			1250		2	1				✔️	A Tentacled Servant	💙	455	Nightsoil of the Bazaar
29	Counterfeit Head of John the Baptist			1250				1						20	Ambiguous Eolith
30	Skull in Coral			1750		2
31	Plated Skull			2500			2				✔️	An Investment-Minded Ambassador	💛	455	Memory of Light
32	Eyeless Skull			3000			2							7	Tailfeather Brilliant as Flame
33	Doubled Skull			6250	2	1								0	Exhaustion
34	Sabre-toothed Skull			6250	1		1
35	Bright Brass Skull			6500					2		✔️	A Teller of Terrors	🧡	2275	Bottles of Morelways 1872
36	Severed Chimaerical Head of the Vake			6500			3							74	Royal-Blue Feathers
37	A Custom-Engraved Skull			10000						1				0	Exhaustion
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39	Wings										✔️	A Tentacled Entrepreneur	💙	455	Memory of Distant Shores
40	Bat Wing			1			-1							64	Final Breath
41	Wing of a Young Terror Bird			250	1		1							0	Exhaustion
42	Albatross Wing			1250		1
43											✔️	Author of Gothic Tales	💛×🧡	455	Hinterland Scrip
44	Fins													14	Carved Ball of Stygian Ivory
45	Fin Bones, Collected			50										0	Exhaustion
46	Amber-Crusted Fin			1500		1	1			4
47											✔️	A Zailor with Particular Interests	💛×💙	2275	Nodule of Warm Amber
48	Arms													12	Knob of Scintillack
49	Preattached Arm			0										0	Exhaustion
50	Crustacean Pincer			0			1
51	Knotted Humerus			300		1					✔️	A Rubbery Collector	💙×🧡	455	Nightsoil of the Bazaar
52	Human Arm			250			-1							18	Basket of Rubbery Pies
53	Ivory Humerus			1500										0	Exhaustion
54	Fossilised Forelimb			2750	2
55											❌	Constable	🧍	—	Hinterland Scrip
56	Legs
57	Preattached Leg			0							❌	The Dumbwaiter of Balmoral	🐦	—	An Identity Uncovered!
58	Femur of a Surface Deer			10			-1
59	Unidentified Thigh Bone			100							Special buyers
60	Femur of a Jurassic Beast			300	1
61	Helical Thighbone			300		2					❌	A Colourful Phantasist / Amalgamy	4💙 2🙊	—	Hinterland Scrip
62	Holy Relic of the Thigh of Saint Fiacre			1250				5						—	Slim Volume of Bazaarine Poetry
63	Ivory Femur			6500										—	Exhaustion
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65	Tails										❌	A Colourful Phantasist / Menace	4🧡 2🙊	—	Solacefruit
66	Preattached Tail			0										—	Carved Ball of Stygian Ivory
67	Jet Black Stinger			50			2							—	Exhaustion
68	Plaster Tail Bones			250					1
69	Tomb-Lion's Tail			250	1					1	❌	A Colourful Phantasist / Antiquity	4💛 2🙊	—	Memory of Light
70														—	Knob of Scintillack
71	Tentacles													—	Exhaustion
72	Withered Tentacle			250	-1
73											❌	An Enthusiast in Skulls	2💀	—	Piece of Rostygold
74	Modifiers (add or remove qualities)													—	Vital Intelligence
75														—	Exhaustion
76	Total value and qualities			22500	3	4	4	0	0
77											❌	A Dreary Midnighter	no 💙🍏	—	Fistful of Surface Currency
78	This week's preferred quality													—	Vienna Opening
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80	Skeleton type				1 💀	0 🦾	0 🦿	0 🐦	4 🐟	1 🦴	❌	An Ingenuous Malacologist	4🐙	—	Preserved Surface Blooms
81														—	Vital Intelligence
82		Skeleton type		Zoo. Bonus	💀Skulls	🦾 Arms	🦿Legs	🐦Wings	🐟 Fins	🦴Tails				—	Exhaustion
83	Chimera	✔️			Any	Any	Any	Any	Any	Any
84	Humanoid	❌			1	2	2	0	0	0	❌	An Enterprising Boot Salesman	4🦿, no 💙🧡	—	Whisper-Satin Scrap
85	Ape	❌			1	4	0	0	0	0				—	Ostentatious Diamond
86	Monkey	❌			1	4	0	0	0	1				—	Exhaustion
87	Bird	❌		10%	Any	0	2	2	0	0-1
88	Amphibian	❌		10%	1	0	4	0	0	0	The Trifling Diplomat
89	Reptile	❌		10%	1	0	0-4	0	0	1
90	Fish	✔️		15%	1	0	0	0	2+	0-1	❌	An antique skeleton	💛	—	Assortment of Khaganian Coinage
91	Insect	❌		15%	1	0	6	0-4	0	0				—	Compromising Document
92	Spider	❌		15%	0	0	8	0	0	0-1				—	Exhaustion
93	Curator	❌			1	2	2	2	0	0
94											❌	An amalgamous skeleton	💙	—	Assortment of Khaganian Coinage
95	Zoological Bonus			0%										—	Compromising Document
96														—	Exhaustion
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98											❌	A menacing skeleton	🧡	—	Assortment of Khaganian Coinage
99														—	Compromising Document
100														—	Exhaustion