I want to arrive at Mt. Fuji by around 11 am.

Mt. Fuji was covered in white bird poop.

Out of those three people, which one is your type?

You need a ticket here, so please go buy one.

Being the president of McDonald’s would be a big deal.

On my dad’s fifty-fifth birthday, I was invited to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Let’s play a game that uses marbles.

He gave me a single marble as proof of our marriage.

Ten million people gathered at the live show.

I farted at an elevation of 1000 feet.

I learned one thousand kanji in one month.

It’s not bad to eat ice cream in January.

It’s not very easy to make oneself a master of Mario Kart.

Our affair began in February of last year.

I ate fifty plates at conveyer belt sushi.

I had loved you for nearly fifty years, but yesterday that ended.

I went back to my country on May fourth.

The weather for June is cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

Please line up the round plates on the desk.

I climbed Mt. Fuji on my sixteenth birthday.

Two years from now, I will turn sixty in October.

It’s my fault he’s acting strange; I asked him to go swimming even though it is October.

That baseball player makes 5,000 yen per year.

You’ve deceived me again... boohoo!

Since reaching my forties, my entire body has been itchy.

I took a forty two day trip around Southeast Asia.

My grandma bought forty-two rolls of toilet paper.

I love you so much that I could knock down four thousand telephone poles at once.

四月[しがつ]に両親[りょうしん]が離婚[りこん]したストレスで、俺[おれ]のガールフレンドには少[すこ]し髭[ひげ]が生[は]えた。

My girlfriend suffered from so much stress after her parents divorced in April that she started to grow a little bit of a mustache.

Last night I wrote the kanji for meat on my forehead.

The puppies were born this morning.

An average person’s writing is long, but a clever person’s writing is short.

I think that professor is a really talented person.

I baked a cake shaped like Japan.

I’ll use these potatoes for the snowman’s eyeballs.

Do you think grapes look like monster eyeballs?

Mariko’s husband is a mechanic.

The rich company president has three luxury cars.

I will send that funny picture of you to Seattle.

Ten thousand yen is everything I have.

Crap! I was cheated into accepting a fake 10,000 yen bill.

These televisions are forty nine thousand yen each.

These grapes were 20,000 yen!

I will bet twenty thousand dollars.

Why do you have two cell phones?

There are only two televisions in our bathroom.

The five vans smashed into each other.

I’m coming to Paris now on government business.

We’re gonna steal government money.

I won one hundred thousand yen at pachinko.

Whenever I drink vodka, I get pumped full of hundreds of thousands of electron volts.

I want ten laptops for my birthday.

I’ve watched this movie three and a half times.

She is as cute as a half-cooked egg.

I’m not good at talking to women.

A glove was dropped in the doorway.

There were three pieces of toast in my doorway.

I eat shaved ice a lot in hot summers.

世界[せかい]で一番[いちばん]いい気分[きぶん]になる時[とき]は、嫌[きら]いなやつに冷[つめ]たいかき氷[ごおり]をぶちまけてやった時[とき]だよ。

The best feeling in the world is when you throw super cold shaved ice with syrup on someone you hate.

He made the company this much larger in just one generation.

彼[かれ]は一代[いちだい]で巨額[きょがく]の財産[ざいさん]を作[つく]ったが、彼[かれ]の息子[むすこ]がさらにそれを二倍[ばい]にした。

He amassed an enormous fortune over the course of his lifetime and his son doubled it.

Kawashita has a brother who is a first year student in elementary school.

I haven’t even learned the kanji that first grade elementary school students know yet.

The ball landed on the green in one stroke.

Just one hit would turn the tables in our favor.

The girl got angry and her mouth pursed into a straight line.

白鳥[はくちょう]たちは、うちの風呂[ふろ]場[じょう]からその湖[みずうみ]へ、真一文字[まいちもんじ]になって飛[と]んでいった。

The swans flew in a straight line from our bathtub to the lake.

He has a really single-minded personality.

俺[おれ]の親友[しんゆう]は、とても一本気[いっぽんぎ]な男[おとこ]で、90歳[さい]になった今[いま]でも初恋[はつこい]の女[おんな]を思[おも]い続[つづ]けている。

My best friend has a one-track mind; he’s 90 years old and still has feelings for his first love.