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1 | Timestamp | What is your gender? | Where do you currently live? | Where were you born? | What was your dream job when you were a child? | What is your current job? | Apple or Android, what do you prefer? | How have you been feeling lately? | What is your favourite animal? | How is your relationship with your parents? | How many partners have you had? | Do you still have feelings for an ex-partner? | Are you currently in a relationship? | Do you have any regrets? If yes which? | Are you proud of yourself? Why? | What would do if a seagull was to break in your house? | What gender are you? | Bonus question: What are you? | |||||||
2 | NoFilter | NOT_FOUND | NoFilter | NoFilter | NoFilter | NoFilter | CategoryFilter | NoFilter | NoFilter | NoFilter | CategoryFilter | NoFilter | CategoryFilter | NoFilter | NoFilter | NoFilter | CategoryFilter | CategoryFilter | |||||||
3 | 4/30/2020 19:12:56 | Seagull | Tokyo | Giulianova | Engineer | Engineer | Android | Bad | Seagull | Impossible | Seagulls | No | Yes | Yes: I've never asked that pelican to marry me | No, I'm not focusing on what I really want | I would definitely NOT fuck him | |||||||||
4 | 4/30/2020 19:23:03 | Female | Naples | Balma Boves | To have a dream | Bitch | Android | Blue | Cheeta | Sexy | 63 | No | No | To be born | Yes | I will kiss it | |||||||||
5 | 4/30/2020 19:25:51 | Earth | Earth | Earth | Earth | Earth | Apple | Earth | Earth | Earth | Earth | Earth | No | Earth | Earth | Earth | |||||||||
6 | 4/30/2020 19:26:15 | God | Bora Bora Island | China | Poop forwarder | What is a Job?😕 | Android | like a spit and repeatedly trampled bubblegum | Your girlfriend | Che domande di merda | 7-9 | Fuck 3x | No | have opened this site | AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA | I put it in the oven | |||||||||
7 | 4/30/2020 19:27:17 | Frying pan | On the moon | Yesterday | Sprinter | Cheese tasting | Android | Amazing | Cat | No faults whatsoever | OVER 9000 | YES YES YES | Yes | None | I am, I’m a functional human being | Take a bat and fix the issue | |||||||||
8 | 4/30/2020 19:27:32 | Gay | mars | your mom | prostitute | all of them | Apple | Like shit | elephant | Awful | every man on earth | yes | Yes | everyones awful these days | no I hate myself | eat it | |||||||||
9 | 4/30/2020 19:28:05 | Female | Mars | Wakanda | a chimney sweep | youtuber | Android | happy | zewall | IDK | many several more than -5 | Yes? | Yes | no | yes | break into the seagull | |||||||||
10 | 4/30/2020 19:28:43 | Trapezoid | a cottage at lake Vostok | Vostok Island | An accountant | Stay-at-home astronaut | Apple | perfectly normal, and fine.... | centipedes are cool | bloody amazing | countless... | nope | Yes | i regret nothing | Terribly proud, im in tip top shape with an amazing head on my shoulders | kick him out and tell him he cant be my friend! | |||||||||
11 | 4/30/2020 19:28:44 | Toad | Old Zealand | I don't exist | Yeeting ovens | Astronaut | Apple | Good :`) | Snail | Bad | 3954871 | Yes | Yes | Buying my pc | Im proud of myself cuz i always do my homework | Destroy it | |||||||||
12 | 4/30/2020 19:28:53 | Female | Spain | California | WWE wrestler | Dennys | Apple | Horrible | Whale | Terrible | 10 | Yes | Yes | Yes not eating banana | No | Give it my house | |||||||||
13 | 4/30/2020 19:29:37 | Female | Zimbabwe 2 | Zimbabwe | Turnipples | I am part of the emoji police 😎😎😎 | Android | Great! I love living | Worm | It's great, they are really smart. | 69 | No, I forgot all my ex's 😎😎😎 | Yes | Eating my balls | Yes, because I smart | I would leave the house for a few years. | |||||||||
14 | 4/30/2020 19:29:38 | alien | Saturn | uranus | become legal alien | jobless | Apple | queezy | alien | out of this world | same number as the amount of moons jupiter has | all of them | Yes | no | im not proud of being green | eat | |||||||||
15 | 4/30/2020 19:29:57 | I won't lie | On a children's playground | Mars | Drug dealer | Drug dealer | Apple | Everything's exciting | A piece of bread | I don't have one | The biggest infinity™ I can give | Absolutely | Yes | I'm sadly alive | Totally proud, I had such a life with so many challenges | Defenitly not catch it with a back flip, bite of its tail, and eat it alive | |||||||||
16 | 4/30/2020 19:32:12 | Female | Pluto | On the sun | Billionaire | Being a giraffe | Apple | Fantabulistic | Zebra | What parents? | 10 | Not at all | Yes | I ate a bee... wait, that's not a regret | Yes, because i ate a bee | Kiss it, go on a few dates, ask it to marry me. Then we'll run away from our previous lives and start anew | |||||||||
17 | 4/30/2020 19:33:12 | Male | France | China | Plumber | Plumber livin the dream | Android | So happy | Pig | Horrible | 10 | Yes | Yes | No | Yes check partners | Keep as a pet | |||||||||
18 | 4/30/2020 19:33:26 | Immortal Being | Yesterday | The soup | Kitchen fastener | Coniferous Carpet Driver | Android | Rather shmugglish | The Sienese Water Bear | Like cheese is to a cat | I am a sex icon | Only if the walls soap | Yes | Putting this much thought into your random survey | Other | Play it like a saxophone | |||||||||
19 | 4/30/2020 19:33:47 | Male | Wakanda | in your moms vagina | Being a hooker | hooker | Android | absolutely fucking great | penguins kinda thicc | They are my best friends | 10 | yes every single lne | Yes | being born | for finding this survey | eat it | |||||||||
20 | 4/30/2020 19:34:32 | Female | Germany | Iran | A stripper | Rocket scientist | Android | like a piece of shit | walrus | mediocre | 7-9 | perhaps | Yes | maybe | perhaps | yeet it back outside | |||||||||
21 | 4/30/2020 19:35:37 | Female | Amsterdam | New York | Hooker | Hooker | Apple | Ok | Catts | Not good | 10 | Yes | Yes | No | No | Isk | |||||||||
22 | 4/30/2020 19:36:26 | Yes | No | Tatooine | Secretary of Agriculture | God | Android | Extremely | Unicorns | I don’t have parents. I wasn’t born. I just started existing | Over 9000 | Purple | No | Never going back in time to shoot Hitler | 69 | Eat it | |||||||||
23 | 4/30/2020 19:36:30 | Yes | No | Tatooine | Secretary of Agriculture | God | Android | Extremely | Unicorns | I don’t have parents. I wasn’t born. I just started existing | Over 9000 | Purple | No | Never going back in time to shoot Hitler | 69 | Eat it | |||||||||
24 | 4/30/2020 19:38:55 | Female | Denmark | Norway | Actress | Waitress | Apple | Depressed | Moose | They're dead | 4-6 | Yes | Yes | Yes, not studying hard enough. | No, I've not gotten anywhere in life. | Cook it. | |||||||||
25 | 4/30/2020 19:39:03 | nonbinary | Paris, France | The Moon | ditch digger | President of France | Apple | horny | bonobo | they are dead | 0, I am celibate | I have had no partners. I am a celibate virgin. | Yes | None | Yes, for remaining celibate all these years and becoming President of France | leave it alone and let it do what it wants | |||||||||
26 | 4/30/2020 19:39:15 | Male | Jupiter, Florida | Tracy, California | Astronaut | Lion Tamer | Android | Great | Dog | Great | 1-3 | Yeah | No | Everything | No | Kill it | |||||||||
27 | 4/30/2020 19:39:24 | Female | Birmingham Alabama | Murmansk Russia | Nail Artist | Plumber | Apple | Ecstatic | Sperm Whale | Estranged | 7-9 | Yeah | No | Not moving to Juneau | Yes. I'm attractive | Just allow it | |||||||||
28 | 4/30/2020 19:40:50 | Female | United States of Europe | On mars | A worker | Rocket Scientist | Apple | Superb | Cats | Medium Raw | 7 594 000 000 | No | Yes | No I dont have any | Yes i am proud of myself because I accomplished my epic dreams | kill it with baguette and instant noodles | |||||||||
29 | 4/30/2020 19:41:00 | Male | India | Japan | Mass murderer | Hooker | Apple | Amazing | Bird | I don't have parents | 1-3 | No | Yes | I wish i had more kids | No. I'm a loser. | Eat it. | |||||||||
30 | 4/30/2020 19:43:21 | Trinary | In your mom | In a shoe | Fat girl photographer | Kicking kids out of airplanes | Apple | Better than you | Your sister | Who? | 10 | Still have the receipts | No | yes, want to eat a baby goat. | no i cant vote | Make it my god | |||||||||
31 | 4/30/2020 19:44:37 | Female | India | Pakistan | Astronaut | Vet | Apple | Perfect | Gorilla | Terrible | 1-3 | Yes | Yes | No regrets | No, I've never done anything good in my life | Attack it | |||||||||
32 | 4/30/2020 19:50:42 | Female | Germany | Australia | Trash can | Porta potty cleaner | Apple | Amazing | Rat | Terrible | 10 | Yes | Yes | I regret living | No | Jump out a window | |||||||||
33 | 4/30/2020 19:50:55 | Male | France | Turkey | Astronaut | Janitor | Apple | Terrible | Platypus | Bad | 10 | Maybe | No | No | No because I have to lie on every question | Go with the gull | |||||||||
34 | 4/30/2020 19:51:24 | Sub human - with nothing better to do than fill out a pointless survey | This could be Rotterdam or anywhere Liverpool or Rome 'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere. Anywhere alone. Anywhere alone | From an egg on a mountain top | Not be unemployed and filling out stupid surveys online, that's for sure | I already told you! I'm unemployeed. Jeez, way to rub it in! | Apple | Annoyed that I HAD to choose either Apple or Android as a preference. I hate them both, almost as much as I hate you, creator of stupid pointless surveys. | Your Mom | Kinky | 4624. Unfortunetely all of those were sheep. Tell a lie. One was a sheep and another a horse | Yes. Seeing her on sale at the local fishmogers broke my heart | Yes | Wasting my time, filling out this stupid form | Anyone who fills out this stupid survey cannot and should not be proud of themselves, so no | Redirect it to pluck out the eyes of the person who created this stupid pointless survery | |||||||||
35 | 4/30/2020 19:51:31 | Male | Seattle, Washington | Austin, Texas | Artist | Stripper | Apple | Happy and cheerful | Cow | Shitty | 1-3 | Yes | No | Meeting B and catching feelings | No cause I’m a bad person | Panic 😂 | |||||||||
36 | 4/30/2020 19:51:54 | Dog | China | Japan | Cat | Chef | Apple | Not cool | Dog | 2 dogs | 1/2 | 1/4 | No | Yes, the one | Nope | Not bark | |||||||||
37 | 4/30/2020 19:54:44 | attack helicopter | under the sea | on Mars | pornstar | lmao | Android | shit | ant | great. | 1-3 | yes | No | living | yes | molest it | |||||||||
38 | 4/30/2020 19:55:09 | Male | Mars | Jupiter | President | Prostitution | Apple | Sad | Lemur | Weak | 1-3 | No | Yes | All of them | It depends | Cry | |||||||||
39 | 4/30/2020 19:56:13 | Male | Antarctica | In international waters | To be a pelican | CEO of all the bleach companies | Apple | A little sick but feel the need to travel anyway | opossum | Disturbing | 10 | yes | Yes | Yes not getting 50 ostriches to start my next bleach company | Absolutely not. Ive failed to get my ostriches. | Start playing "Seagulls Stop It Now" By Bad Lip Reading and hope they go away. | |||||||||
40 | 4/30/2020 19:56:49 | cardboard box | florida | in tesco car park | Policeman | Exorcist | Android | Fulfilled | bird | goodish | 10 | yes | No | I killed an undercover thot once by putting a toaster in her bath. Mexico was a traumatic experience | yes I have accomplished a lot | keep it as a pet | |||||||||
41 | 4/30/2020 20:00:14 | Apache helicopter | Inside of a decomposing tomato soup can hidden deep inside in the forest | Bold of you to assume that I was born | Hokage | I'm a professional pimple popper | Apple | Stellar | Moths | It exists | 1/2 | They still have feelings for me | Yes | My only regret is that I have Boneitis | I pride myself in my knowledge of the secret ingredient inside the crabby patties | Hunt it down and feast on its flesh | |||||||||
42 | 4/30/2020 20:01:37 | Male | Spain | Africa | To became an astronaut | Monti's Principal | Android | Very weel | Pig | Bad | 86 | Obviously | Yes | No | No | What is seagull? | |||||||||
43 | 4/30/2020 20:02:05 | Michel | Rome | Rio | Pole dancer | Toy boy | Android | Like shit | My future son | So bad | 10 | Hell noo | No | I have no regrets | Hell no pt.2 | Absolutely nothing | |||||||||
44 | 4/30/2020 20:03:24 | Female | In your ass | 6969 | Work at a strip club | Karma farming | Android | Good | Cats | Bad | 10 | Yes | No | Fucking your mom | No | Nothing | |||||||||
45 | 4/30/2020 20:03:33 | Female | In my own chest. | In a house. | Wawa | A scientist | Apple | Happy. | Dog. | Horrid. | 1-3 | No. Never. | No | No, none whatsoever. | I am always and forever proud of myself. | Love it until it stayed | |||||||||
46 | 4/30/2020 20:05:08 | Male | Sweden | Yesteday | Sanitation Worker | Sanitation Worker | Apple | Blind | I hate animals | I hate them | 0 | Yes | No | I regret everything | No | Kill it | |||||||||
47 | 4/30/2020 20:06:16 | Female | Canada | Mexico | Porn star | Stripper | Apple | Amazing | Tarantula | Horrible | 10 | Yes | Yes | No | Yes | Cry | |||||||||
48 | 4/30/2020 20:06:37 | Female | Albania | Phillipenes | Astronaut | Garbage man | Android | Fantastic | Alligator | Horrible | 10 | Yes | Yes | No | No I haven’t done anything worth a second look | Eat it | |||||||||
49 | 4/30/2020 20:07:17 | Male | Scotland | Austrailia | Garbage man | Garbage man | Apple | Great | Goldfish | Great | 4-6 | No | Yes | No | No | Fuck it | |||||||||
50 | 4/30/2020 20:07:55 | Female | Amsterdam | Bonaire | Executioner | Puppy Stuffer | Apple | Super | Mole Rat | I am an orphan you bastard. | 10 | yes | No | Not fucking enough women | I killed a man who stole a chocolate bar. | Proclaim him king. | |||||||||
51 | 4/30/2020 20:07:56 | Male | Under your bed | Somewhere | Unemployment | Unemployment | Android | I think you mean who | Humans | error 404 | 0 | I have no ex partner | No | no | no | no | |||||||||
52 | 4/30/2020 20:08:21 | Male | Antarctica | Pakistan | Pornstar | Serial Killer | Android | tired | pegasus | good | 10 | of course | Yes | my life | no | eat it | |||||||||
53 | 4/30/2020 20:09:29 | Female | In Madagascar | In scottland | A rapper that smoke a lot | Im a bass player | Android | Responsible | The cacatua | A strange relationship becaise they play a loto of videogames instead of me that i do the houseworks | 235 | Maybe | Yes | No | I'm proud of mysenlf because i have all i need and, the most important thing is that i do what i like . | I think i will invite him to smoke weed. | |||||||||
54 | 4/30/2020 20:13:08 | Potato | France | The shire | Janitor | President of the United States | Android | Cool | Squirrel | Awesome | 0 | Yes | Yes | No | Kind of, I need to dig a hole still but I haven’t done it yet | Break out of the house | |||||||||
55 | 4/30/2020 20:13:15 | Male | LA | New York | Firefighter | Dentist | Android | Good | Dog | Good | 7-9 | Yes | Yes | No | Yes cause I’m the best | Eat popcorn and watch | |||||||||
56 | 4/30/2020 20:13:30 | Male | America | China | Actress | Artist | Android | Happy | Rat | Excellent | 10 | Yes | No | Choosing my current career | No. I suck at love. | Fight back. | |||||||||
57 | 4/30/2020 20:13:54 | Male | Pensacola | Sudan | Math teacher | President of the United States | Apple | Like a box of rocks | Anteater | Never met them | 1-3 | Every single one | No | Yes, Being alive | Yes, because I am fluent in Mandarin | Pet it | |||||||||
58 | 4/30/2020 20:17:12 | Ironing board | Your mothers womb | Mars | Prostitute | President of Umbongo | Android | Thin | Lamb. With mint sauce. | I'm their ironing board. | 53.5 | Nine. | No | I never knew my real iron. | No. I'm a f*cking President. | Crap on it. | |||||||||
59 | 4/30/2020 20:18:09 | Male | America | New Zealand | Pornstar | Electrician | Android | Amazing | Chicken | Amazing | 4-6 | Yes | No | No | Yes | Fight it | |||||||||
60 | 4/30/2020 20:19:11 | Male | Manchester | California | Taxi driver | Stripper | Apple | Deeply angry | Racoon | Fantastic | 1-3 | Yep | No | I regret going to university | No, I've never done well at anything | Hand to hand combat | |||||||||
61 | 4/30/2020 20:21:33 | Male | Portugal | Spain | Dentist | Store manager | Android | Very happy | Spiders | Great all of the time, very loving, feel accepted for who I am | 7-9 | No | Yes | No regrets | Very proud, I am a great person with a lot of skills and good personality traits | Calmly guide it back out again, maybe with food | |||||||||
62 | 4/30/2020 20:21:50 | test | test | test | test | test | Android | test | test | teset | 1-3 | test | No | test | test | test | |||||||||
63 | 4/30/2020 20:22:11 | Female | Zambia | Luxembourg | Accountant | Space cowboy | Apple | Fair to middling | Donkey | Great | 10 | No | No | No | Yes | Cry | |||||||||
64 | 4/30/2020 20:22:31 | Female | Atlanta | Houston | Firefighter | Lifeguard | Android | Terrible | Zebra | Bad | 1-3 | No | Yes | No | No I suck at everything | Keep it as a pet | |||||||||
65 | 4/30/2020 20:28:53 | Alien | Mars | Out the back of a skydiving helicopter | to visit the sun | taste-tester for an artificial cum maker | Apple | Through my eyes | rat | sexual | do those kids from the babysitting job count | some of those preschoolers were very cute | Yes | yes, i regret leaving that babysitting job | yes, i taught those kids vaulable lessons about adulthood | steal its wings and fly off into the sun | |||||||||
66 | 4/30/2020 20:30:19 | Female | I dont | I wasnt | To Be you dad | None | Android | Like a million bucks | People | They’re dead | 10 | Never | No | Taking this survey | Pride is no consideration of mine | Befriend it and then betray it whenever most emotionally damaging | |||||||||
67 | 4/30/2020 20:31:43 | Titman | My house (not) | Yesterday | Creeper | Pedophile | Android | Gay | Fries | Awol Tok | ;( | Qwerty | Yes | Doing this | No, i wan to cri in my bed | Get a mop, stick it in my ass and dance tango with the seagull | |||||||||
68 | 4/30/2020 20:37:33 | Female | timbuktoo | exoplanet kepler 16-B | accountant | accountant | Apple | happy and gay | maggot | disowned them | 1-3 | nope | Yes | spared a few civilians during a genocide, very lax of me | yup, i'm amazing | netflix and chill | |||||||||
69 | 4/30/2020 20:38:19 | Female | Antarctica | North Korea | Pet mortician | Donald Trump's personal toenail clipper | Apple | Fantastic! | Maggot | I own them | 3484 | Yes, I still fuck all of them | Yes | I regret that I didn't paint my toenails purple this morning | Yes. I give the best blowjobs in the western milky way. | Send my pet python after it | |||||||||
70 | 4/30/2020 20:38:19 | Sailboat | McMurdo Station | In the pacific ocean | Teacher | Writer | Apple | Pretty good, you? | Octopus | Average | Zero | N/A | Yes | No | Yes | Lock it inside and abandon the house | |||||||||
71 | 4/30/2020 20:38:59 | Something | Somewhere | Sometime | Something | Something | Android | Something | Something | Something | Someone | Maybe | No | No | Yes | Something | |||||||||
72 | 4/30/2020 20:39:17 | Female | Ukraine | London | Hooker | Drug dealer | Android | Great | Myself | Terrible | 66 | Nope | Yes | None | Yes | Kiss it | |||||||||
73 | 4/30/2020 20:40:22 | Male | Saturn | Atlantis | CEO | Sex worker | Android | Guilty | Ants | Excellent | 7-9 | Yes | No | I wish I'd asked my friend out before we graduated | No, I have no inherent value and have never done anything | Marry it | |||||||||
74 | 4/30/2020 20:41:02 | 2014 Ford Focus ST | Uganda | South Sudan | Monk | Snuff Porn Actor | Android | Fan-fucking-tastic | Octopus | What parents? | 3.5 | Yes | Yes | No | Yes, because I ate 3 crayons today without puking | Suck on his cute lil beak and call him a bitch | |||||||||
75 | 4/30/2020 20:45:46 | Female | Paris | Athens | Truck driver | Nurse | Android | Horny | Humans | Crap | 1-3 | No | No | Never | Look in the mirror | Kill it | |||||||||
76 | 4/30/2020 20:46:53 | Male | The moon | I signed a non disclosure agreement so unfortunately I cannot reveal that | To be a stripper | Electrician | Android | Entertained | Millipedes | To painful to talk about | 7-9 | Of course, they were the love of my life | Yes | No | No, I need to drink less milk | Give it a snack, like a fruit bowl, and then play some country music for my guest | |||||||||
77 | 4/30/2020 20:47:13 | Female | House | Texas | Tacos | Barber | Apple | Great | Monkey | Bad | 10 | Yup | Yes | None | I made a game | Dinner | |||||||||
78 | 4/30/2020 20:47:18 | Female | Germany | Germany | Engenier | Backer | Apple | Good | Dog | Gine | 1-3 | No | Yes | No | No | Kill it | |||||||||
79 | 4/30/2020 20:47:18 | Male | Auatralia | Norway | Porn actor | Butcher | Apple | I've been feeling like absolute trash, I barely have any will to live | Tarantulas | It's real bad. We haven't spoken in decades | I lost count after like 30 | Yep, we continually hook up | No | I don't have a single regret in my life | I hate everything I've ever done | I would shit on it | |||||||||
80 | 4/30/2020 20:49:03 | Asexual Alien Species | Over Here | Over There | Something Fun | Something Not Fun | Apple | Elated | Human | I am their offspring | 25 | Yes, anger | No | Taking this survey | No, cause I take too many stupid surveys. | Hire it to secure my house for such a feat. | |||||||||
81 | 4/30/2020 20:49:47 | inter-pansexual | 10 Downing Street, London | In a conestoga wagon parked in Donner Pass. | Artificial inseminator of chickens | organic, peach shaver | Apple | with my fingers | chupacabra | never closer! (we're still lying right?) | 1/2 | Only around Ramadan | No | no | no | meh | |||||||||
82 | 4/30/2020 20:49:58 | Female | The moon | Mars | Lawyer | Astronaut | Apple | Depressed | Mosquito | Bad | 10 | Yes | Yes | No | Yes because I am a fucking astronaut | Break his house | |||||||||
83 | 4/30/2020 20:51:21 | Male | zanzibar | the moon | dead-end cubicle slave | queen of biscuits | Apple | fabulous | wasps | fantastic | 1-3 | no | Yes | yes, i regret everything | so very proud because I am a success in every way | shoot it | |||||||||
84 | 4/30/2020 20:52:24 | Female | France | Frances | Pilot | Fisherman | Android | Good | I don't like animal | Good | 10 | Yes | Yes | Filling this survey in | Yes | Eat it | |||||||||
85 | 4/30/2020 20:52:36 | Female | Your mom's ass | Florida | Trash truck driver | Porn star | Apple | Shyt | Bears | Neutral | 0 | No no no | No | Not lying on more surveys | I'm not rich | Run out | |||||||||
86 | 4/30/2020 20:52:50 | Female | In London | In a church | Attorney | Engineer | Android | Bad | Dog | Awful | 10 | Yes | Yes | Yes, you | No cause my life is a nightmare | It would kill it and eat it | |||||||||
87 | 4/30/2020 20:53:16 | Male | A house that's fucking prison on planet bullshit in the galaxy of this sucks camel dick. | At the Catalina Wine Mixer | Space Cowboy | Transponster | Android | I'm fine! | Liger | Idk my mom has been stuck in the basement for too long. | I lost count. | No, Tina is a fat lard. | No | No ragrets, not even one. | Yes because I know that shampoo is better, it goes on first and cleans the hair. | Tell him to stop looking at me swan. | |||||||||
88 | 4/30/2020 20:53:20 | Formidable youth | Texarcana | Deweli | Formal party camel breeder with a minor in paraplegic tossing | Taco Farmer | Apple | Super fucking duper | Doritos | Dad says I'm his favorite and says mommy needs to shut her whore mouth | 4411/2 | Never had an ex i didnt like | No | Yes. I regret to inform you that your car warranty has expired | Yes. I can fit 3 orange peels in my shirt pocket | Ask that mother fucker if he pays rent to be breaking my stuff | |||||||||
89 | 4/30/2020 20:53:55 | Parade float | In Godzilla’s left eyeball. | In the right eyeball, but fancied a better view | Attack drone | I clean bus seats with my tongue | Apple | With my toes | Colossal squid | Sexually stimulating | I’ve yet to start a business with anyone | With my dong | No | Regret that time I checked out the eclipse with a magnifying glass | No, I probably shouldn’t have giving my hamster an abortion | You seen the size of them? I’d just move. | |||||||||
90 | 4/30/2020 20:55:45 | Male | Ireland | Ireland | Doctor | Doctor | Android | Great | Grey wolf | Great | 1-3 | Yes | No | None. | No. I’ve don’t nothing of note in my life. | Catch and eat it | |||||||||
91 | 4/30/2020 20:56:10 | Female | Moon | Hell | Sex worker | Sitting on couch | Apple | Coffee cup | Toyota | Spaceship | 1-3 | Dog | No | Chips | Soccer ball | Eat it | |||||||||
92 | 4/30/2020 20:56:11 | Apache attack snake | Cold | In orbit | Stripper | Babbysitter | Apple | Awesome | Mosquito | Adopted | 900000000 | Yes | Yes | No | No. Im still alive | Share my fries | |||||||||
93 | 4/30/2020 20:56:19 | Non-Binary | In a state of disbelief | Room 304 | Video Game Player | Video Game Streamer | Apple | Fine | Humans | broken | 10 | yes | No | yes. the third one. | No. the third one. | scream out loud because I now have a house | |||||||||
94 | 4/30/2020 20:56:54 | Male | Samstown | Deanstown | Astronaut | Trucks | Android | Bad | Cat | Bad | 200 | No | No | None | Yes | Peacefully make an accord | |||||||||
95 | 4/30/2020 20:57:22 | I am a meat popsicle | North Korea | South Korea | Dictator | Unemployed | Android | I think I have covid. Was tested for it yesterday. | Humans | Couldn’t be better! | 69,420 | Mostly regret and disgust. | No | Taking this survey | No. I can’t read. | Try to rape it. | |||||||||
96 | 4/30/2020 20:57:24 | I identify as humadorfian | Mars | Santiago de Chile | A dog fucker | A cat whisperer | Android | Happy!!!! | Mosquitoes | Great! | 10 | No | Yes | No, I have no regerts | No. I have no lovers | Kill it | |||||||||
97 | 4/30/2020 20:57:31 | Female | The moon | Mars | Pimp | Pimp | Android | Gassy | Lemur | Awfu | 7-9 | No | No | Taking this survey | No | Burn the house down | |||||||||
98 | 4/30/2020 20:57:59 | apache attack helicopter | newyork city | mexico | police | doctor | Apple | good | cat | good | 10+ | no | No | no | yes im good | cry | |||||||||
99 | 4/30/2020 20:58:01 | Gender fluid toaster oven | Purgatory | Floor of a whore house | Accountant | Mime | Android | Great thanks for asking | Naked mole rat | Very intimate | Everything I’ve fucked? Or just people? | I have a latex doll that I wore out, I miss it | No | No I’m a sociopath | Very | Eat it | |||||||||
100 | 4/30/2020 20:58:28 | Water Buffalo | Jar of peanut butter (Within) | N/A | Water Buffalo | Musk Ox | Apple | On no less than two occasions in the past week, my fellow Oxen have mocked and derided me for my choice to wear bright yellow shoes rather than the socially acceptable dark orange shoes. It is not my fault. I left them out in the sun and their colour faded. It is not my fault. | Goose (Roasted) | N/A | -1 | I do not have feelings in general | Yes | I should have not left my shoes out in the sun. It was foolish. | Yes, although I have no memory of any events before three months ago, and therefore cannot explain myself. | I do not have a house. I live at the civil recreation center under a foam mat. I doubt a seagull could find its way in there. |