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Start with 100% vehicle density
after a taxi fare, immediately press E to use it againUseful Stuff:Mission TreeDispersor Page
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Given byMission nameMission StartDescriptionMission EndEnds with taxiCallsaddition
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Chapter 1
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RomanCousins BellicharbourJ-Turn and drive to the apartmentapartmentn
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RomanIts Your Calldepotcall roman few times, pick up pistol at policestation after missiondepotn
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RomanThree's a crowddepotdrive the girls, get police car, get clothesclothes shopnmichelle for datePush strats??
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RomanBleed Outon your way to michelleshoot dardan before he drives off, srsly.depotn
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MichelleFirst datemichelles placeGo to homebrew café, cancel, drive home.michelles placen
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RomanEasy faredepotget the guy, lose cops in park/sidealley, drop him offat the paint n spraynget a good car
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RomanJamaican heatdepotdo the mission-homebrew cafén
drive to comrade's, call roman, wait for vlad call, mb call Jacob before that
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VladBull in a China ShopComrade'stake taxi to the shop AND backComrade'sycall jacob
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Little JacobConcrete junglejacobs placetaxi? vehicle need at mission placejacobs placemb
if no taxi on mission end, do Savewarp.
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VladHung out to DryComrade'sdrive to laudromat, do mission, drive back to Comrade'ssomewherenSavewarp
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VladClean GetawayComrade'stake taxi to blista (close to darts), blista to pay n spray etcvlads garagenSavewarp
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VladIvan the not so TerribleComrade'stake fixed blista spawn.at building siten(route comparision by Josh)
drive your blista to depot
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RomanUncle Vladdepotdrive to comrades, chase him, kill himharbourncall roman
after call, take taxi
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RomanCrime and Punishmentperistroikaget fix cop car spawn, pull over vans, deliver van.garage in east islandnafter dimi call roman
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FaustinDo you have Protectionfaustins placetaxi to sex shop and everywhere else.faustins placey
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FaustinFinal Destinationperistroikataxi to bohan, shoot smg guy, shoot other guytrain station bohanmb
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Little JacobShadowjacobs placetaxi to bohan, shoot to make him runapartment bohannSavewarp.
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Call Jacob anytime after this to get 'Jobs' call out of the queue
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FaustinNo Love Lostfaustins placetaxi to firefly, shoot himfirefly islandsn
if youre on the bike, take it to the depot // wait for romans message
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RomanLogging Ondepottaxi stuffinternet cafey
(Faustin mission instant available)
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FaustinRigged to Blow
faustins placeTAKE KNIFE ON THE BRIDGEbohann
if no taxi around, savewarp possible after mission done.
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take taxi to firefly islands, heal up if needed/possible, 1-2 roman calls needed !!
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DimitriMaster and Molotovfirefly islandstake kevlar, shoot him etcperestroikancall dimitri for russian rev.
Savewarp to trigger call
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Phone Call from DmitriRussian Revolutionsomewhere, dimi calltaxi to jacob, take police car to homebrew café cause wanted lvlhomebrew cafémbcall roman for sorrow
(take taxi if you lose cops)
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Phone Call from RomanRoman's Sorrowsomewhere, Roman calltaxi to apartment, parked car to depot (?), taxi to bohanbohan apartmentygg.
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Time for this at Segmented Run:
1:04:51sub 1 hour totally possible.
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Chapter 2
(UNDER CONSTRUCTION - - - THIS IS NOT A SOLID ROUTE -- ACTUALLY ITS NOT EVEN A ROUTE)
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BrucieSearch and Deletebrucies placetake taxi to police station, chase and kill "lyle rivas"somewheren
take taxi to brucie
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BrucieEasy as can bebrucies placetaxi to the carbrucies garagen
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Brucie Out of the Closet...brucies placetaxi to internet cafeinternet cafey
if no taxi, do savewarp
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MannyEscuela of the streetsbohan school w/eDONT honkwarehouse bohann
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MannyStreet Sweeperbohan school thingykill them, taxi possiblebohan garagembcall mallorie
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Call Malorie to unlock next mission
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ElizabetaLuck of the Irisheliza's blocktaxi to place -> doesnt rly make sense i guess
near bohan apartment
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ElizabetaBlow Your Covereliza's blocktake taxi if you actually lose the copsXs penthousemb
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Wait for Roman call before you start 'Puerto Rican Connection'
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Manny
Puerto Rican Connection
bohan school thingyTaxi to destination, get whatever vehicle, and follow the traintrain station schottlern
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Francis McRearyCall and Collectcastle gardenstaxi to lookout, deliver the stuffX blocksn
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Playboy X
Deconstruction for Beginners
Xs penthouseTake taxi to SUV, use SUV to get through everythingconstruction siden
Savewarp (in case you have kevlar)
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Call Playboy X to get that 'Dwayne' out of the queue
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Playboy X Photo ShootXs penthouseTaxi to the place, don't stand too close, and use sniper to take them outBasketball Courty
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Call Elizabeta to unlock 'Snow Storm'
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ElizabetaSnow StormEliza's blocktaxi to the place, lose heat somehow, taxi to jacobbohanmb
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Wait for Michelle call before you start 'Have a heart'
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ElizabetaHave a HeartEliza's blockblow the car up at save distance, look for taxibohanmb
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Wait for Packie call (?)
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Francis McRearyFinal Interview...police stationtaxi to internet café, get suit afterwardscafé / perseusmb
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Take 2 Mallorie calls while shopping at Perseus and before you start 'Harboring a Grudge'
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Packie McRearyHarboring a Grudgepackies housetaxi to harbor, get truck, deliver truckgarage on purgatoryn
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Packie McRearyWaste not want Knotspackies houseno taxi possible, fast 4 door car needed; fixed schafter spawn at the house?
somewhere in steinway
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Call Packie to unlock Three Leaf Clover
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Packie McRearyThree Leaf Cloverpackies houseUse taxi once you lose your starspackies housey(suit needed)6:00 - 19:00 ?
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FROM NOW EVERYTHING GOES DOWN THE DRAIN
Chapter 3
(UNDER CONSTRUCTION - - - THIS IS NOT A SOLID ROUTE -- ACTUALLY ITS NOT EVEN A ROUTE)
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When Ray calls for 'A Long Way to Fall', do it.
When Lawyers call, do 'Dust off'.
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Ray BoccinoA Long Way to FallDrusilla'staxi to place, talk to guy, shoot guy, shoot everyone elseblock in north hollandy
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Ray BoccinoTaking in the trashDrusilla'swell, take in the trash.harbor arean
(you lose your suit)
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Ray BoccinoMeltdownDrusilla'staxi to destination, then banshee obviouslymiddle parkn
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Ray BoccinoMuseum PieceDrusilla'staxi to johnnie, tail skip and dont die.somewheren
armor would be pretty useful
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Ray BoccinoNo way on the subwayDrusilla'staxi to the hangout, kill them.boabo harbor somen
savewarp, save in case ingame time is wrong
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Ray BoccinoLate checkoutDrusilla'staxi to hotel, kill them.star junctionn
usually full armor after this
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U.L. PaperWrong is Rightpaper buildingtaxi to apartment etcsomewheren
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U.L. PaperPortrait of a Killerpaper buildingtake taxi to the mission placecervezamb
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U.L. PaperDust Offpaper buildingchase heli, get heli, fly to airportairportn
triggers call for paper trail after 20 hours?
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When Mallorie calls, do 'Hostile Negotiation'
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RomanHostile Negotiationsomewhere, mallorie calltaxi to destination, get roman outta there, taxi to apartmentbohan apartmenty
call from roman, and call from dimi
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When it's your '...Final Interview', go there.
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Francis McReary..Final InterviewLawyersKNIFE NEEDEDpolice stationy(suit needed)
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When U.L. Paper calls, do 'Paper Trail'
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U.L. PaperPaper Trailsomewhere, paper calltaxi to heli, get this thing airbournehelipad at harbornsavewarp
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Francis McRearyHolland nightpolice stationtaxi to holland, trigger mission, snipe him.somewheren
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Francis McRearyLurecastle gardenstaxi to car, taxi to target, kill him.east hollandmb
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Call Packie to trigger Smackdown (if not done yet)
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Derrick McRearySmackdownpark in actertake taxi to police station in northern alderney, use computer, kill them.somewheren
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Call from Gerald needed to trigger Actions speak louder than words
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Gerry McReary
Actions Speak Louder than Words
Backdoor McReary housetaxi to bomb and target car, follow his shitty route, kill them.northwoodn
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Gerry McReary
I Need your Clothes, your Boots, and your Motorcycle
McReary housetake the bike, drive there, kill him.star junctionn
(you lose your suit)
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babysitting is NOT instant available, message from ray about the safehouse in alderney is needed (triggered after X)
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Derrick McRearyBabysittingpier in alderneydrive the boat and kill the othersindustrialn
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Derrick McRearyTunnel of Deathpark in actertaxi to the truck etc.cliffs in leftwoodn
safewarp, (suit up in case)
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Francis McRearyBlood Brotherscastle garden w/etake taxi to the place, shoot francis on the right.hatton gardensn
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Phil BellTruck Hustlephils place in actertaxi to alley, kill them, get truck, deliver truckold mansionn
call phil for pegorino mission
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James PegorinoPegorino's Pridepegorinos placedrive there, kill them, shoot the driver, take taxi back home.pegorinos placen
message from pegorion needed
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James PegorinoPaybackpegorinos placetake taxi to diner, chase them, kill themsomewheren
(catch the wave instant available)
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Call from packie needed to trigger Undertaker -> starts immediately
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Packie McRearyUndertakersomewhere, packie calltaxi to church, kill the guys, drive to cemetrycolony islandntriggers call from gerrysafewarp.
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(For the Ray call at least 1 Roman call is needed "I bought us a present")
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Ray calls 5:45 - 18:45 at low priority to trigger 'Weekend at Florian's'
likes to come in while youre in alderney
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Nico BellicWeekend at florian'ssomewhere, ray calltake taxi to roman, taxi to the guy, drive to bernie in middle park westbernies apartmentntriggers bernie call and dimi
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