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7/13/2018 11:09:42FFS stop calling it a Kanban board It doesn't have WIP limits it's not a pull system you're starting more work… https//tco/RI6Chn9dGv481177658
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7/16/2018 18:46:42FFS Not everyone likes "thinking on their feet"
Enough with the sudden "brain-writing onto postIt notes" Every S… https//tco/wouBSMr802
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7/20/2018 17:18:36
FFS you don't need an expensive tool and a convoluted process to manage your big infrequent complicated deployme… https//tco/2qw2MEdgL5
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7/8/2018 21:28:11
FFS all sysadmins *NEED* to understand security We do not exist in a bubble We're responsible for our systems an… https//tco/yUDlm3qXbM
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7/9/2018 10:49:10FFS fix the little things Some are bigger than they appear9932131
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7/11/2018 12:48:47FFS no technology exists in isolation Be aware of the socio-politico-econom… https//tco/XVxQdrs5Qi524294
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7/8/2018 8:22:18FFS stop proposing blockchain as the solution to everything Do you even know why you want a distribut… https//tco/oBr24K2c3X80989
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7/23/2018 11:15:01FFS storing money in Decimal will NOT save you from rounding errors Listen here why741185
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7/13/2018 15:20:30FFS it's not about testing they're not Givenwhenthens they're definitely not BDDs and nobody's reading your sce… https//tco/sDFHHXMur1552479
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7/16/2018 15:28:03FFS stop building a devops team Build a product team512778
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7/16/2018 16:18:37
FFS if you RSVP for a meetup fucking turn up or RSVP to no as soon as you know you don't intend to attend Every… https//tco/WEVoEw8aQt
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7/8/2018 21:38:46
FFS the government is not a business and citizens are not customers Expecting a government program to act like a s… https//tco/G1VxFq0NJ7
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7/8/2018 17:35:05FFS - covering a wall in post it notes does not make you "Agile"611374
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7/14/2018 9:21:14FFS tech should fight fascism not empower it https//tco/AQsmlmhCNm522173
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7/7/2018 18:23:58FFS you get the behaviour you reward If all you measure is velocity you will get the fastest turd your team can ship462167
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7/8/2018 7:43:19FFS stop using cross platform frameworks to create mobile applications Go native or go web481058
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7/14/2018 9:40:40
FFS - that template/acronym/metaphor/model you're so fond of was created to help you think - not to replace the nee… https//tco/kOgtfHgmvt
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7/13/2018 22:56:26
FFS they're just story points - an abstract concept unrelated to estimates Stop creating formulas to convert betwe… https//tco/WCbUYpf8pW
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7/21/2018 15:08:51FFS I don't care if you're "still technical" You chose management so I need you to be the best at that now I'll… https//tco/rzM9ssvaRQ391150
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7/23/2018 20:57:10FFS Try making one high performing team rather than scaling mediocrity42648
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7/7/2018 17:52:05FFS not everything needs to be async41748
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7/9/2018 3:01:33FFS design should never report to product or be a sub set of product It’s too important What differe… https//tco/oUzU6KLKAY38947
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7/18/2018 13:55:18FFS if you use an OOP language make rich objects and not dumb struct with getters and setters331447
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7/7/2018 19:07:01FFS why don’t you have any technologists on the executive team of your technology company?40545
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7/17/2018 7:46:42FFS great test automation does not absolve you from having to manually/exploratory test your application If you d… https//tco/iBNJYuN80Z321345
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7/7/2018 14:04:30FFS OpenApi is just WSDL go wash your mouth out with SOAP39544
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8/1/2018 14:52:42FFS stop saying learning programming is easy

It is not Just like any professional skill… https//tco/Eho8VIuqpK
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7/16/2018 6:56:51FFS The creation and use of software is an amoral and unethical process Screw DevOps "You build it you run it" -… https//tco/T8DlV8Yusu311142
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7/8/2018 14:28:20FFS The central practice is “Continuous Delivery” not “DevOps”34741
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7/15/2018 0:25:08FFS don't let this conference turn into another echo chamber32941
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7/9/2018 16:44:29FFS Stop Trying to Build Your Own Authentication System Open standards exist for a reason132841
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7/8/2018 7:02:56FFS just f’ing talk to each other It’s not f’ing hard and we wouldn’t be in this f’ing mess if you f’ing learned h… https//tco/A7IQ1mqTch291039
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7/9/2018 23:29:36FFS you used to be able to teach yourself web development with "view source" Why has the barrier to entry become so high?30939
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7/13/2018 7:09:50FFS it's not artificial intelligence it's applied statistics on a grand scale Last time I checked I… https//tco/ENOpcycmkT281139
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7/10/2018 6:01:07
*clears throat for a retry since it was politely requested*

FFS how does anyone think we deserve "sex robots" when… https//tco/r5DASCUWgl
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7/7/2018 21:49:06"FFS use logging like a rich event stream not a bunch of random printf statements" https//tco/ALe0nlju7F271037
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7/9/2018 19:38:21FFS your cloud provider dropping everything on the floor for days is orders of magnitude less likely than your ter… https//tco/lm4R93nfyf29736
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7/8/2018 6:35:28FFS the industry runs on psychology and economics not technical chops30636
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7/8/2018 16:53:18FFS take every opportunity to observe how actual users are getting frustrated trying to get their job done with your app26935
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7/11/2018 16:59:51FFS keep your CV to two pages or less I don’t give a shit what you did in 198631435
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7/16/2018 20:52:17FFS You Aren’t Going To Need It

Yes you Stop it You might need it in 6 months But building it now means you’re… https//tco/sgvSE5x3V6
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7/12/2018 14:54:48FFS Stop Calling Your CRUD-over-HTTP API "REST" https//tco/N1I50mIALg26834
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7/13/2018 14:48:14FFS stop siloing 'front end' and 'back end' development It's all development Collaborate FFS27734
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7/9/2018 18:39:18FFS you can’t expect seniors to grow on trees you need to employ juniors and mentor them properly29534
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7/9/2018 19:22:04How’s about “FFS you don’t need a ****ing blockchain for that” https//tco/vPSmBXkYfz27734
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7/8/2018 21:27:35FFS "Serverless" does not mean there isn't a server - there will *ALWAYS* be a server it's just that you don't hav… https//tco/Ndp3Q5hmpa27633
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7/14/2018 11:48:50FFS give your devs a budget of 5-10% of their salary to buy any tool or service they think will help It’s insane t… https//tco/BmI65UJDmC231033
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8/10/2018 15:02:42FFS Microservices are for large development teams at scale not for startups or your side project Bu… https//tco/fteA0G51OV221032
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7/7/2018 12:34:18FFS stop telling graduates they need to live and breath tech to work for your company28331
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7/9/2018 2:07:15FFS cryptocurrency has no utility blockchain is useless hype smart contracts are incredibly stupid and the entir… https//tco/jFI1mEGmhR25530
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7/27/2018 8:58:54FFS - enough with rock star devs start being a team player and involving the team is designing and developing22830
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7/7/2018 11:20:09FFS just draw a diagram of what you're trying to say24529
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7/19/2018 10:54:14FFS Don’t expect me to be passionate about my work Passion is for family and hobbies Work? Moderately enthusiastic at best22628
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7/23/2018 7:16:11FFS recruiters stop looking for a Code Jedi / Rock Star / Guru / Ninja or asking for developers speaking Klingon… https//tco/xUIhj4IPXK25328
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7/16/2018 19:24:22FFS That's not what Dunning &amp Kruger actually said23528
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7/8/2018 16:34:55FFS Just use SQL already19928
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7/9/2018 14:24:50FFS Stop devaluing developers who write HTML and CSS? My submission for24428
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7/10/2018 15:58:51FFS hiring developers is easy

If you can't find someone it means they don't want to work

* for you
* for your… https//tco/ve5RAXJEXE
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7/23/2018 10:35:04FFS stop saying anti-fragile when you mean robust

If you use anti-fragile instead of robust you reveal that eith… https//tco/EcE2WoVJqq
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7/8/2018 21:23:38FFS "Serverless" does not mean there isn't a server - there will *ALWAYS* be a server it's just that… https//tco/kL5j4cZqia23427
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7/12/2018 7:55:09FFS don't just send an email and expect that to be the transfer of responsibility Get up off your a** and speak t… https//tco/FIY0P35Oqs19726
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7/14/2018 4:36:33FFS Start with the problem not the solution17926
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7/16/2018 17:54:05
FFS Don’t just listen to the loudest voice

Don’t assume everyone you work with is as confident as you are sharing… https//tco/MoMmBu04iN
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7/9/2018 18:36:14FFS if we knew when it was going to ship we'd tell you We're not trying to keep secrets from you we're trying… https//tco/w6EnrEdSUy20626
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7/10/2018 9:03:33FFS stop saying that you’re “Customer Centered” when you spend all your time thinking about your custo… https//tco/IhNdd6TDUe21526
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7/8/2018 16:29:16
FFS tech companies and tech company leadership y'all have GOT to start talking more openly about issues of race i… https//tco/EkaSgBaI5G
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7/8/2018 23:17:52FFS Users Aren't The Enemy Security Manageability Usability All laudable goals all difficult to achieve all w… https//tco/STRbBrol2s20525
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7/8/2018 18:02:04FFS it is Lonely being a Woman in Tech what the f*ck22325
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7/18/2018 6:05:37
FFS genuinely caring about those around you your work and yourself shouldn’t be viewed as character flaws Nor sh… https//tco/A1uWVYWzlk
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7/8/2018 15:22:26FFS please employ some artists creatives humanists ethicists historians sociologists nurses soc… https//tco/9tVs6IgviE22224
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7/9/2018 19:51:12FFS add a license otherwise it's illegal for anyone to use your "open sourced" code17724
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7/18/2018 12:37:52FFS If your form accepts a non-US country it should accept a non-US postal code format21324
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8/6/2018 7:11:16FFS why do conference tickets cost so much it prices peop… What’s that? They’re only £30? And there’s provision… https//tco/t6gplcauwf16723
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7/7/2018 23:18:09FFS don’t make it Turing complete

Followed by

FFS it’s really easy to make things Turing complete without meaning to
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7/12/2018 8:46:30FFS stop managing and leading digital era product development like it’s industrial era manufacturing15823
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7/9/2018 16:37:39FFS - Your customer doesn't care about your tech stack Golang Python Java They don't care Virtualization co… https//tco/Wmjmqn1IMe17623
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7/9/2018 16:01:33FFS start working with your testers rather than throwing crap across the fence at them18523
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7/7/2018 14:57:51FFS if you build it you run it That includes weekends and holidays17522
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7/9/2018 20:22:20FFS you can't manage software development without knowing the technical details - or massively delegating to the people who do15722
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7/14/2018 0:36:21
FFS embed accessibility in early and throughout the development of your product and stop leaving it to just before… https//tco/p5yYUepEFU
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7/8/2018 14:56:48FFS if your security team asks for “the IP address” of my web site so they can whitelist I will find out where you… https//tco/VGtMVmR87W20222
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7/17/2018 19:36:17FFS “that’s what eveyone else does” is not a good argument for doing something badly18422
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7/10/2018 19:47:50FFS Containers are a dead technology walking Serverless is the future When will the tech world realise this?17522
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7/9/2018 0:31:17FFS just let me do my job and quit all the political bullshit and power struggles https//tco/D1wj9R1jTH20222
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7/14/2018 10:57:21FFS stop making it look like writing blog posts and speaking at meetups is for seniors and experts16521
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7/8/2018 22:01:59FFS Jira is not Agile and you don’t need sprints or story points19221
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7/9/2018 19:47:09FFS if you're an "influencer" in any technical community don't be a dick The team that builds the products you l… https//tco/nCowyyNxqA15621
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7/13/2018 15:42:00FFS Continuous Integration isn't running a "CI tool"—it's putting together ALL the changes made to your code base… https//tco/z2VTJI6nSL15621
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7/16/2018 7:53:52
FFS enough of the spotify culture Embrace incremental changes with a growth mindset and trust your people your o… https//tco/4aEerXz24a
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7/16/2018 16:48:31FFS Assert Your Authority
If you have a useful idea about an alternative approach that might deliver value sooner… https//tco/6DFsNywG6E
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7/7/2018 13:02:05FFS the gap between tech conference presentations and practice on the ground is growing inexorably17421
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7/20/2018 18:54:15FFS invest in junior devs Don't treat them as cheap labour just because they are still learning Don… https//tco/S05cw6lx2g18321
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7/8/2018 12:28:40FFS your six-piece microservicelith does not require an in-house from-scratch kubernetes deployment16420
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7/7/2018 19:40:05FFS Stop Hiring Clones of Yourself



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7/8/2018 21:27:53
FFS system administrators are in customer service Sure the customer may be internal Sure itmayevem be another sy… https//tco/osxJvjNyHR
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7/9/2018 12:14:31FFS Listen to each other No one knows everything17219
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7/24/2018 14:38:43FFS growth is not optional If you want to win the talent war pay attention to your people and help them grow12719
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7/7/2018 14:03:13FFS encoding is not encryption16319
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7/12/2018 14:50:20FFS Not Another Distributed Monolith Labeled "Microservices" https//tco/N1I50mIALg12719
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