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SUPER STAR RATING!
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RoundPickPlayerGuild
Pixel Lust
Not retarded
Unemployed stay at home son
Knows what pumice are
Previous Box Winner
Leadership all-star
Clean Whistle
EQ Professional
Not a warm body
Certified Berg Free
Mel's Expert analysis ARE YOU A 10STAR PLAYER?
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11CwallTitys PalsThis was a huge pick up for the team and only was interested after tity signed skeeter to a 1year deal
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12YulathTitys PalsHigh Council for Team Tity / Rookie of the year on Rise of zek 2.0 and with less resposibilitys now he can really flourish in his new role
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13SharknadoKnifes PalsHigh Expectations and hype coming from leading red99 guilds and helping PP takeover ROZ.
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14NoniKnifes PalsTop Tier player.. would have a chance at #1 if unemployed
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15CrazycloudTitys PalsHas not played eq in 7years
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16LethdarTitys PalsOne of the orginal leaders of holocaust coming back to have some good ole vztz fun
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17TuneKnifes PalsWell known player but staying on red99 for years and ignoring the great time on roz dropped his stock to #7
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18LedbedderTitys PalsAt #8 hes still undervalued as you will soon findout
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19DazenSloshGreat Officer for the pity pixels and One of the Top tier Wizards from RoZ 1.0 Great Pick up and happy to have him back on EQ
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110NukdeathTitys PalsWithout nukedeath, willan would not of been able to loot outers aon on roz 1.0 but having the worst UI in EQ history has lowered his draft status
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111BirdopWudanOnce an Assassin. Now the leader of wudan and we expect him to thrive in his new role after his experience in PP
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112KnifeKnifes PalsEmperor of Roz 1.0 2.0 and Legends and favorite to win vztz 1.0 . Can someone stop this man? or at least make it interesting? the last guilds that tried wouldnt even contest trakanon during all of kunark? YIKES
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21KammboTitys palsOne of the great members of the Dava Donkeys ( only team to beat dentist on zek season ) is looking to make a comeback with his bff tity
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22VapoKnifes Pals A master of his craft, the footwork, the positioning, the poise he plays with makes this man a 10star player
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23GrixusKnifes Palsinside information about Lower playtime has his ranking drop but still a first round talent and one of the only 10Star players
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24Solid Titys pals
Most well know for his rogue solidus on sz and bigsolid on vztz servers, he still needs a little bit more honeydicking to play but has joined the discord to lurk around, huge pick up for tity pals if he sticks this one out
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25KeepKnifes PalsOne of the hardest to kill on roz 1.0 even when playing with a bunch of shitters and a good team player
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26OgorLittle GangstasDoes tom brady win another super bowl on the lions? of course not. Changing teams has lowered his draft status but still a top pick
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27KsahTitys PalsTop 5 skillset but mentally checks out when playing with morons - can he find a retard free crew to unleash his true potential?
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28BoomwizTitys PalsTrolls a lot but also is good at the game and will play whats needed + has high playtime when he wants
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29AmericanDadsPlaytime holds him back but always puts up a good fight in the small skirmishs
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210StrutTitys PalsHasn’t played eq in over a year but has recently improved his dota MMR to ancient 3. If these skills are transferable he’ll be a monster
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211BlueflowerKnifes PalsSupreme level of skill or high levels of autism? no one is sure yet but this guy will have 10 level 50s the first week and PL most his guild
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212MetroidTitys PalsThe legendary leader of Catalyst returns and couldnt be more ecstatic to play with his new team
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31LeithonousSloshGreat teammate and good player. The slosh will be putting in work on this box
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32SnufzTitys PalsOld man snufz just can never really call it quits, always loves a good fight
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33SiliktinKnifes PalsWould be a higher draft pick if he wasnt 6'3 205pounds with a job, being perfect irl hurts ingame stock
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34SkeeterTitys PalsCould be a 1st rounder in the future but time away and living the easy GM life / saving eqpvp has dropped him a little
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35BooyaaKnifes Palsa chiseled chad walking in norrath, if only he was unemployed and not a dad
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36zripTitys palsEasy first rounder but well see how interested he is in the server
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37FatalwanLittle GangstasServer First naggy slayer on ROZ and had great battles fighting the catalyst zerg but rank falls after abandoning PP before planes of power(right after looting a dark wind shroud)
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38GangstaLittle GangstasSlowly climbing the EQ ranks, every year he shows improvemnt. Keep up the good work padawan!
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39MorninTitys PalsHigh Tier Player from aimchat and the best shaman on mischief tlp, would be ranked higher if he didnt take a break from the quest
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310ZechariahTitys Palsa reformed jew that has learned from his past and treats everyone with respect and courtesy now
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311ChrystianDadsOne of the few cool and normals in the dads, always seemed like a decent player. Solid 3rd rounder
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312DarksingaLittle GangstasLike Fatal he helped make Roz great until his compile was found and stock plummeted
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41DagothSloshNot much information about this elf but he is bringing the slosh to vztz and they always do well
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42UnghTitys PalsOne of the nicest players on emu and been around since the start of PP, always happy to have him on the team
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43JeremyTitys PalsOne of the saviors of EQ pvp like skeeter and has decided to put on his trible war boots and head into battle
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44ThorsWudanCleric class leader for PP during the great run on legends, expecting him to help birdop take wudan to the next level
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45KungfuDadsRound 2. Kungfu is coming back better than ever, after his first stint with PP on legends he has learned from his ways and ready to mop the floor with anyone in norrath + be normal in discord
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46VileupleKnifes Pals
Best Friend of Kungfu raises his rank a little but Rank drops after taking many pixels from the dentist with his "lifetime dkp" and greed. Rumors going around everyone is tired of this loot whore and will be out if he takes a single smr during classic (and joining tity pals )
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47BrobbWudanBrobbs biggest enemy is himself. Good player and personaility 80% of the time, its that 20% you gotta watch for.
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48WetaSloshStole my vulak gloves right in front of me on red99, dropped to the 4th round for this crime
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49KetoTitys palsstill wishing his pal fiegi would join us
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410RenlyLittle gangstasLike Skeeter and Jeremy he a eq pvp savior with the rise of zek servers and part of the reason we are all gathered here today blessed by brad
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411FiegiTitys palsOh look Ketos pal fiegi joined
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412HazelnutDadswhat a stupid name
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51TakynDadsWell known for flaking on emu pvp servers but espn is betting on him lasting more than 2 weeks with a ranking this high, time will tell.
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52ComplexityTitys PalsHes been on Emu since he was 13 playing with the big boys but not very consistent with his playtime
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53UsefulDadsone of dads better players but only goes hard a month at a time then not to be seen again for 6months
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54ThreepeatKnifes Pals Great Player but moving to the east coast has dropped his ranking. West coast is best coast
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55FleetingTitys Palswell see how immersed he is but good pick up for tity pals if he plays longer than a week
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56AkinnDadsThis walking dildo is lubed up and ready to fuck, espn is betting on him also making it past 2 weeks., rank drops after getting a free rogue epic and not logging in again
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57KilorSloshWatch out for his 2am drunkin seb kills,Could be ranked higher but has been MIA from eq since winning roz 1.0
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58StasisTitys PalsTeam no melee left behind is back baby. ESPN thinks with faster xp this guy will be staying around longer than 2weeks
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59MurdaTitys PalsJust looking for a good fight, gets a kill if he dies doesn't care will recover and come at u again
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510NaezTitys PalsGreat guy to play with but probably wont take the server very serious
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511FryinWudan
Leader of Warlords of Zek on red99 and Bringing 6hardcore and 6 casual players to vztz for some fun! Unfortunately ESPN does not have much information about these players but makes the 3rd round for being a leader and bringing in population
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512OuterDadsOnce a fake dad zerging all hours of the day/night but now has settled into his role and embraces logging off at 7pm even if it means losing a pixel! Could be ranked higher with better playtime and a set of balls
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61JuneTitys PalsFirst round potential but draft stock has taken a hit due to recent plagiarism accusations
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62VersaceLittle gangstasa top rogue in empire, well see how he settles down with his new team
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63ReebzTitys Palshelped slathar and Salem steal aons , amazing rogue/druid player, hates vaporize and will be out for his blood. Big pick up for tity pals
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64MeldSloshWinner of roz 1.0 and great bard/pal to have on the team, wouldnt mind playing with him again
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65KugazDadsAlways puts up a good fightt and has good playtime from we can see, Dads Main Tank
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66TankposWudanGreat ally in PP with good playtime but likes to afk and chain die sometimes so it drops the rank a bit
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67HeywoodTitys PalsHeywood has not played with tity since old school vztz servers so this will be a great reuinion
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68BrynjaKnifes PalsRanked low from not playing EQ after awhile + dad life but is a previous box winner under emperor knife and knows how to win
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69CrazymonWudandefending his turf on blue emu servers but hoping to see good things on red
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610KnuckleTitys palsBoomer now, well see what he can do
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611heelah DadsOne of the better dad players hoping to bring them back to relevance
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612WhispersTitys PalsGood player coming back to his home to get ready for the battles to come
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71MerzenaryKnifes Palsone of the lesser apex players responding to the batphone email
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72DeetzKnifes PalsWas a great PvE rogue bot in empire but rank falls due to never seeing him pvp in over a year with them
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73Boris dadsanother fake dad that will be on 24 7
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74TranchTitys palsold man tranch, once famous on vztz. im still having doubts he will make it to lvl 50
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75SaltyWudana powerful elf and good ally to have
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76abacabWudanJoining his pal salty they plan to take over with wudan
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77HipponippleKnifes PalsStabbing Catalyst right in the spine because he saw how powerful the Emperor is. Lower ranked due to loyalty concerns
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78FatbellaWudanFatbella gets in his own head sometimes and likes to throw rocks from his glass house but You want this man on the team if you can tame him
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79MookSloshDropped to the 6th round for looting hoshkar boots on 1.0 and never to be seen again ( we never forget here at espn )
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710GrimtoadTitys PalsGrimtoad has been with tity almost longer than anyone and nothing changes here, having 5kids now has lowered him from a 1st round pick
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711McnastyLittle GangstasThis one was hard for espn, he will be on the positive side of kills but with a stacked server like this one his draft stock has fallen
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712SadkoDadsjust another dad
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81DarsheenLittle GangstasTNT and ESPN agreed that this was the most improved player for a guy thats never played eq until recently, he holds his own
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82FirenzTitys PalsOne of my personal favorite elfs to play with but having almost 0 playtime this time around has dropped him
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83MattySloshgreat player and guy to be around, these slosh boys are no joke
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84TitanukTitys Pals10 star potential but too many distractions when playing in the labor and delivery ward
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89ajaxTitys palsanother good pal that has taken a small break from the quest but with all his pals coming back to play hes looking more interested each day
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85DapsLittle GangstasESPN has questions about this return to everquest. Will he beable to keep up?? How much does he have left in the tank? we are not sure but this is a great pick up for the little gangstas
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86StryneTitys PalsGood guy from roz 2.0
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87NorthLittle gangstasa typical bernie supporter
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88cuckLittle Gangstasum yeah.....
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810visibleKnifes PalsUndefeated in the rogue 1v1s for pixels.. Great player and big pick up for team knife if hes immersed
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811EvolcryWudan2 nice for emu and low playtime
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812AenorLittle gangstasno info but cant be worse than stoopy
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91StoopyWudanafter getting kicked of the CH time for a 5th consecutive time, he has started thriving under his new leader and birdop will take him to places hes never been before
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92IvahKnifes PalsHe has hid from the press so no intel has been aquired but hes on knifes pals so hes probably good