Old Testament Mnemonics

	A	B	C	D	E	F	G	H	I	J	K	L	M	N
1		CHAPTER	C KEYWORD	C IMAGE	SUMMARY	VERSES	V KEYWORD	V IMAGE	KEYWORD	OBJECT	O IMAGE	MNEMONIC

2	⭘	1	yeti		God created the heavens, the earth and everything that lives. He made humankind in his image, and gave them charge over the earth.	31	maid		Creation	Snowglobe		A yeti in a french maid outfit, take's off Abraham Lincoln's top hat, and pulls out a snowglobe.
3	⭘	2	nu		God formed a man and gave him the garden in Eden, except the tree of good and evil. Adam was alone so God made a woman as his partner.	25	nail		Man	Clay Man		So Lincoln made a clay voodoo doll, and put a nail through it.
4	⭘	3	ammo		The serpent deceived the woman. She and Adam ate from the tree. The ground was cursed, and God sent Adam and Eve out of the garden.	24	Nero		Serpent	Snake		Lincoln wrestled a snake to keep him from lighting the kitchen on fire like Nero.
5	⭘	4	arrow		Eve's sons made offerings to the LORD. Only Abel's was acceptable, so Cain killed him. Abel's blood cried out and God sent Cain away.	26	nacho		Murder	Spiked Club		When Cain killed Abel, Abraham Lincoln tried to settle things calmly with a plate of Nachos while Cain held a spiked club.
6	⭘	5	Ayla		Adam's line was: Seth, Enosh, Kenan, Mahalalel, Jared, Enoch, Methuselah, Lamech and Noah. Noah's sons were Shem, Ham and Japheth.	32	money		Noah's line	Tree coming out of a ship		Abraham Lincoln was trying to prove his descent from Noah, but instead of checking, he just paid for a tree coming out of a ship with some money.
7	⭘	6	Ash		Humankind corrupted the earth with evil. God decided to destroy them. He told Noah to build an ark to be saved from the flood.	22	nanny		Ark	Ark		Since the world was going to flood, Abraham Lincoln got Nanny to build an Ark.
8	⭘	7	hookah		Noah and his family went into the ark with two of each creature. It rained for forty days and forty nights and the earth was covered.	24	Nero		Flood	Storm cloud		Nero hires Abraham Lincoln to summon and strom and burn down Rome; instead it floods the earth, and he gets the water stuck in his flute.
9	⭘	8	fae		The flood abated. Noah sent out a raven and two doves. When the earth was dry God called them all out of the ark. Noah built an altar.	22	nanny		Raven	Raven		Abraham Lincoln sent out a giant raven to drink all the water, but he had to get Nanny to open up the cage.
10	⭘	9	ape		God blessed Noah and set the rainbow as a sign that he would never flood the earth again. Noah got drunk and cursed Ham's son Canaan.	29	honeybee		Rainbow	Rainbow		To celebrate the flood ending, Abraham Lincoln unleashes a rainbow from his hat, but along with the rainbow, out come a swarm of bees.
11	⬤	10	dice		Japheth's line lived in the coastlands; Ham's included Nimrod and the Canaanites; Shem's lived in the East. These formed the nations.	32	money		Nations	Feather Head Dress		How can Abraham Lincoln be father of the nation as the 15th president? By selling his hat and using the mone to buy a feather head dress.
12	⬤	11	dodo		They began building a great tower for themselves, but the Lord confused their language. Shem's line included Abram who married Sarai.	32	money		Tower	Tower (Tarot)		Abraham Lincoln tried to pay for a tower to heaven using money, so God sent a lightning built to bring it crashing down.
13	⬤	12	down (feathers)		God told Abram, "Go, I will make you a great nation. You will be a blessing." In Egypt Abram lied about Sarai and Pharaoh was cursed.	20	nose		Egypt	Sarcophagus		Lincoln wanted to be made into a mummy, but he didn't like the idea when he heard that they had to take your brain out of your nose to be put into a sarcophagus.
14	⬤	13	athame		Abram journeyed with his nephew Lot. Their servants argued, so Lot went to Sodom, Abram to Canaan. The LORD promised Abram the land.	18	TV		Promised land	Honey		Abraham Lincoln wanted to go get some honey, but he kept getting distracted by the TV.
15	⬤	14	otter		The kings went to war and took Lot captive. Abram rescued Lot. Melchizedek blessed Abram and Abram gave him a tenth of everything.	24	Nero		Tenth	Offering Plate		Abraham Lincoln decided to pay his tithe at the offering plate, but Nero stole it all.
16	⬤	15	Atilla (the Hun)		The Lord promised Abram an heir and many descendants. Abram believed. He was told that they would be enslaved but would then return.	21	knot		enslaved	shackles		Abraham Lincoln was enslaved in shackles; he tried to get out, but kept getting caught in knots.
17	⬤	16	ditch		Sarai told Abram to have children with Hagar. Hagar conceived, then ran away, but an angel sent her back. Hagar's son was Ishmael.	16	ditch		Ishmael	Gorilla		A talking gorilla named Ishamael helped Abraham Lincoln cross a ditch.
18	⬤	17	Tokyo		God made a covenant with Abram and renamed him Abraham. He renamed Sarai Sarah and promised them a son. The men were circumcised.	27	naga		Circumcised	Scalpel		God thought it was very important for Abraham Lincoln to be circumcised, so he sent a Naga with a scalpel to do it.
19	⬤	18	TV		Three visitors came and said that Sarah would have a son next year. Sodom was very evil; Abraham pleaded with the LORD for the city.	33	mime		Pleaded	Praying Hands		Abraham Lincoln didn't want God to burn down Sodom; when he pleaded to God, he let him save his Mr. Mime.
20	⬤	19	teepee		Angels took Lot out of Sodom. The city was destroyed by fire and Lot's wife was turned to salt. His daughters had children for him.	38	humvee		Salt	Pillar of Salt		When Lincoln tried to take out more people out of Sodom in a humvee, they all turned into a pillar of salt.
21	◆	20	nose		In Gerar Abraham said, "Sarah is my sister." King Abimelech took her but God warned him in a dream. He restored Sarah to Abraham.	18	TV		Dream	Bag of Sand		Abraham Lincoln had a dream about being married to his sister, but woke up and realized that was just a corny soap opera on TV.
22	◆	21	knot		As promised, Sarah had a son: Isaac. She had Hagar and Ishmael sent away but God preserved them. Abraham and Abimelech made a treaty.	34	mare		had a son	Baby		Lincoln didn't think he could have kids, until one day he was riding with his baby son on a mare.
23	◆	22	nanny		God told Abraham to sacrifice Isaac. As Abraham obeyed, an angel stopped him. The LORD provided a ram instead and blessed Abraham.	24	Nero		sacrifice	ram horn		Abraham Lincoln sacrificed a ram, but Nero wanted to sacrifice his son.
24	◆	23	gnome		Sarah died in Kiriath-arba. Abraham asked the Hittites for a burial site. He bought a cave from Ephron and buried Sarah there.	20	nose		burial site	tomb stone		When Abraham Lincoln picked out a tombstone for his wife, he picked one shaped like a big nose.
25	◆	24	Nero		Abraham's servant went to Nahor to find a wife for Isaac. He met Rebekah by the well. She went back with him and married Isaac.	67	shake		well	well		When Lincoln picked out a wife for his son, he sent them on a date to a magic well filled with chocolate shakes.
26	◆	25	nail		Abraham died and was buried with Sarah. Isaac and Rebekah had twins: Esau and Jacob. Esau sold his birthright to Jacob for a meal.	34	mare		birthright	red stew		Abraham Lincoln tried to give his grandson a stable full of mares for a wedding gift, but he traded it for some red stew.
27	◆	26	nacho		In Gerar Isaac lied about Rebekah. He grew so rich that Abimelech sent him away. He dug wells, and at Beersheba the LORD blessed him.	35	mole		sent away	compass		Abraham's Lincoln's army of moles got too rich, so he had to give them a golden compass as a retirement gift and send them away.
28	◆	27	naga		Rebekah and Jacob tricked Isaac into giving Jacob his blessing. Esau vowed revenge so Rebekah told Jacob to go to her brother Laban.	46	Roshi		tricked	pool ball in a top hat		Lincoln's son got tricked by a pool shark into giving away his blessing when the shark could cue every ball into a top hat.
29	◆	28	knave		Isaac sent Jacob to marry one of Laban's daughters. On the way Jacob dreamed of a ladder reaching to heaven and the LORD blessed him.	22	nanny		ladder	ladder		When Lincoln sent his grandson away, he met Nanny who told him about a dream with Jacob's ladder.
30	◆	29	honeybee		Jacob worked for Laban seven years to marry Rachel, but Laban gave him Leah and made him work seven more for Rachel. Leah had sons.	35	mole		marry	veil		Lincoln's grandson got tricked into marrying a mole when they showed up at the ceremony in a dress and veil.
31	▲	30	moose		Rachel's maid had sons for Jacob, then Leah's maid, then Leah. Finally Rachel had a son. Laban allowed Jacob flocks as wages to stay.	43	rum		flock	speckled sheep		When Lincoln's grandson worked hard, he got a few sheep and a bottle of rum.
32	▲	31	maid		The Lord told Jacob to return home. Jacob left in secret and Rachel took Laban's idols. Laban chased Jacob but they made a treaty.	55	lily		stolen idol	idol		When Lincoln's grandson returnd home, his wife stole an idol and a bunch of lilies from the garden.
33	▲	32	money		Jacob heard that Esau was coming to meet him. He was afraid and sent gifts. That night he wrestled with a man who renamed him Israel.	32	money		wrestled	wrestler action figure		Lincoln's grandson was worried that his brother would try to hurt him, so he bought a wrestling action figure with some money as a gift.
34	▲	33	mime		Esau and his men arrived. Jacob bowed down but Esau ran to embrace him. Jacob settled near Shechem and built an altar.	20	nose		settled	house		When Lincoln's grandson finally decided to settle down, he built his house in a giant's nose.
35	▲	34	mare		Shechem raped Jacob's daughter and asked to marry her. Jacob's sons told him to circumcise his men, then Simeon and Levi killed them.	31	maid		Circumcised	bloody foreskin		When Lincoln's great grand daughter was raped, he sent the maid to kill the rapist and collect his collect his foreskin.
36	▲	35	mole		Jacob went to Bethel and God renamed him Israel. They journeyed on. Rachel died having Israel's twelfth son. Isaac died in Hebron.	29	honeybee		died	coffin		When Lincoln's son died, they buried him in a coffin in a giant bee's honeycomb.
37	▲	36	mage		Esau's sons were Eliphaz, Reuel, Jeush, Jalam and Korah. Esau and his family moved away to Seir. They became the Edomites.	43	rum		Edomites	mountain nest		One of Lincoln's grandsons moved into a mountain nest and had a business making rum.
38	▲	37	hammock		Joseph was Israel's favourite son. He had dreams and his brothers were jealous so they sold him. He was bought by Potiphar in Egypt.	36	mage		sold	price tag		Lincoln Dolls were being sold to white mages, complete with price tags.
39	▲	38	humvee		Judah's sons Er and Onan died, leaving Tamar a widow. Judah sent her away but she put on a veil and he slept with her. She had twins.	30	moose		veil	blindfold		A moose was widowed and so Abraham Lincoln sent her away, but she put a blindfold on Abraham Lincoln and slept with him.
40	▲	39	map		Potiphar put Joseph in charge of his house. His wife tried to seduce Joseph, then lied about it, so Potiphar put Joseph in prison.	23	gnome		prison	padlock		When Lincoln stole a lawn gnome, he was sent to prison behind a padlock.
41	■	40	rose		Pharaoh put his cupbearer and baker in prison. Joseph interpreted their dreams. The cupbearer was restored but the baker was hanged.	23	gnome		hanged	noose		When Lincoln was in jail, he was in jail with gnome baker. He was sad when he was hanged.
42	■	41	heart		Pharaoh had a dream and called for Joseph to interpret it. The dream predicted a famine. Pharaoh put Joseph in charge of all Egypt.	57	elk		famine	starving cow		"Lincoln's heart raced as he chased the elk, which had stolen the emaciated cow's heart."
43	■	42	yarn		Joseph's brothers went to Egypt to buy grain but didn't recognise him. He kept Simeon in prison and sent the rest to fetch Benjamin.	38	humvee		prison	prison bars		"Abraham Lincoln, behind prison bars, wove yarn into a net and caught a speeding Humvee with it, leaping into the driver's seat and racing off to freedom."
44	■	43	rum		When the grain ran out, Joseph's brothers went back to Egypt with Benjamin. Joseph invited them to his house and gave them a feast.	34	mare		feast	pig roast with apple		Abe, rum-drunk, fell off a mare and onto a pig roast. He sat up, apple in his mouth, and declared, 'I'm emancipating you, piggy!'"
45	■	44	warrior		Joseph hid his cup in Benjamin's sack, then sent a steward after his brothers. Judah offered himself as a slave instead of Benjamin.	34	mare		cup	bejeweled cup		As a samurai warrior mounted his mare, Abraham Lincoln noticed the glint of a bejeweled cup in his hand.
46	■	45	rail		Joseph told his brothers who he was. They were afraid, but he told them, "God sent me here." His brothers went to fetch their father.	28	knave		afraid	ghost		"Abraham Lincoln chased a knave on a rail, but a ghost appeared, making them both pale."
47	■	46	Roshi		So Israel set out with all his household. God told him not to be afraid. Israel and all his family came to Egypt and Joseph met him.	34	mare		set out	moving van		Abraham Lincoln and Master Roshi were riding a mare when they came across a moving van that had broken down. Together, they helped the driver fix the van and get it moving again.
48	■	47	rook		Pharaoh allowed Joseph's family to settle in Goshen. The famine continued and the Egyptians sold all they had to Pharaoh for food.	31	maid		Pharaoh	golden sarcophagus		Abraham Lincoln watched as the rook toppled, revealing the golden sarcophagus, but the maid had already snatched it and bolted. Time to chase!"	"The golden sarcophagus was tempting, but Abraham Lincoln's priority was to protect the maid from the rook's wrath, even if it meant sacrificing himself."	"In a daring move, Abraham Lincoln and the maid rode the rook across the board, snatched the golden sarcophagus, and made a swift escape in the nick of time."
49	■	48	RV		Jacob became ill, so Joseph took his sons to see him. Jacob blessed Joseph's sons as his own, putting Ephraim ahead of Manasseh.	22	nanny		putting ahead	racing chariot		Abe Lincoln and Nanny race their RV alongside a chariot on the Appian Way, trying to keep up with its breakneck pace.	With Nanny at the wheel of their RV, Abe Lincoln stands in the chariot holding onto its reins, racing to win the golden wreath.	Abe Lincoln, disguised as a Roman charioteer, sneaks onto the racecourse in his RV with Nanny, determined to outpace the competition.
50	■	49	rupee		Jacob gathered his sons and blessed each of them. He charged them to bury him with Abraham in the cave in Canaan, and then he died.	33	mime		gathered + blessed	basket of crosses		Lincoln discovered a box of shining rupees, and Mr. Mime used his psychic powers to reveal they were enchanted. Suddenly, they were surrounded by a flock of crows, but the crosses in Lincoln's basket helped fend them off.
51	★	50	lasso		Pharaoh allowed Joseph to go and bury Jacob. Before Joseph died, he said that God would lead his people back to the promised land.	26	nacho		lead	marching nutcracker		Abraham Lincoln was out for a walk when he stumbled upon a nutcracker with a plate of nachos. With his trusty lasso, he captured the snack-bearing soldier and enjoyed a hearty snack. #UnexpectedSnack #PatrioticLasso
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