100ish Date Substitutes or Enhancements.xlsx

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1	Rank	Title	Year	Director	Production Country	Scary	Gory	Funny (On Purpose)	Campy	Sexy	Original or Traditional (Narratively / Genre-wise, not necessarily in execution)	Arty

2	Unranked	Cannibal Holocaust	1980	Ruggero Deodato	Italy	N	Legitimately, unforgivably vile unsimulated animal cruelty, and also not very nice to humans	A few zingers	A bit	No dude	O	Groundbreaking and racist as hell: The Birth of a Nation of grotesque grind movies
3	100	Disgusting Spaceworms Eat Everyone!!!	1989	George Keller	USA	N	Y	Y	The campiest	Like no but I think punks are hot	O	Complete idiot art punk
4	99	The Testament of Caleb Meeke	1969	Robert Spence	Ireland	N, but quite eerie	N	N	N	N	T - Old school occult	Y - A near silent film with a dreamy, Vampyr-ish energy
5	98	The Devil Rides Out	1968	Terence Fisher	UK	N	N	N	Y	N	T	N
6	97	Two Thousand Maniacs	1964	Herschell Gordon Lewis	USA	N	Deliciously	Y	The campiest	There is a lady with lovely shoulders	O - Dixieland folk horror, before folk horror was a genre	Noooo
7	96	Skinamarink	2022	Kyle Edward Ball	Canada	Opiated	N	N	N	N	Avant-garde	Y
8	95	Lifeforce	1985	Tobe Hooper	USA	N	Y	Somewhat	Extremely	Strangely not at all given the amount of nudity	T, I guess, but such a bizarre mishmash	N
9	94	Basket Case	1982	Frank Henenlotter	USA	N	Y	Y	Y	N	O	Strangely
10	93	Child's Play	1988	Tom Holland	USA	N	Y	Y	Y	N	T	N
11	92	Frankenhooker	1990	Frank Henenlotter	USA	N	Y	Y	Y	Pure exploitation	O	Nooo
12	91	Dawn of an Evil Millennium	1988	Damon Packard	USA	N	Hell yeah	Y	Y	N	O - A 20 minute "trailer" for a non-existent 16 hour film, this thing is so far ahead of its time. It's basically Too Many Cooks directed by Sam Raimi	Y, almost abstract at times
13	90	Under the Blossoming Cherry Trees	1975	Masahiro Shinoda	Japan	N	N	Ish	N	If you're a macho sub	O	Y
14	89	Mad God	2021	Phil Tippett	USA	N	Y (clay on clay violence)	Y	N	N	O	Y
15	88	Midsommar	2019	Ari Aster	USA/Sweden	N	Y	Y	N	A bit	Wicker Man gritty reboot	Y, and the director's cut is absolute garbage
16	87	The People Under the Stairs	1991	Wes Craven	USA	N	Y	Y	Y	N	Home Alone made by a total freak	N
17	86	Jigoku	1960	Nobuo Nakagawa	Japan	Bizarre	N	Ish	Ish	Ish	O	Y
18	85	Creepshow	1982	George A. Romero	USA	N	Haha yeah	Y	Yeslie Nielsen	N	T	N
19	84	The Pied Piper (Krysař)	1986	Jiří Barta	Czechoslovakia	Eerie	N	N	N	It's puppets, man	T	Y
20	83	Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers	1988	Fred Olen Ray	USA	N	Tomato soup	Hysterical	1000%	Hell yeah man	O (noir parody slash cheesecake slasher movie)	N
21	82	Black Christmas	1974	Bob Clark	Canada	Y	Y	Y	Y	Margot Kidder making dick-sucking jokes	T (slasher)	N
22	81	The Blood on Satan's Claw	1971	Piers Haggard	UK	N	N	N	Y	Extremely pedo coded	T (but the original)	N
23	80	Flesh for Frankenstein	1973	Paul Morrissey	Italy/France	N	Y	Y	Y	Y	T	Y
24	79	The Old Dark House	1932	James Whale	USA	N	N	Y (in a 1932 way)	Y	Pre-code	T	N
25	78	The Devil's Backbone	2001	Guillermo del Toro	Spain/Mexico	Spooky	Y	N	N	N	T	Y
26	77	From Beyond	1986	Stuart Gordon	USA	N	Fuck yeah dude!	Y	Y	Barbara gd Crampton	O	N
27	76	Lake Mungo	2008	Joel Anderson	Australia	Philosophically troubling	N	N	N	N	T (found footage)	Y
28	75	Society	1989	Brian Yuzna	USA	N	Hell yes	Very	Hoo boy	Fuck it, sure	O	Goosebumps-ass satire
29	74	Viy	1967	Konstantin Yershov & Georgi Kropachyov	Russia	N	N	Hard to say	Y	N	T but kind of Hausu?	N but very strange
30	73	A Nightmare on Elm Street	1984	Wes Craven	USA	Y	Buckets	Y	Y	Smoochin teens	O	In its way
31	72	Messiah of Evil	1973	William Huyck & Gloria Katz	USA	N	N	Y	So campy	Groovy baby	O	In that it involves paintings
32	71	Hereditary	2018	Ari Aster	USA	Y	Y	N	N	God no	Rosemary's Baby gritty reboot	A24
33	70	The Bride of Frankenstein	1935	James Whale	USA	N	N	N	C'est classique	N	T (but the original)	N
34	69	The Evil Dead	1981	Sam Raimi	USA	Y	Yuck	N	Y	If you're into hentai	T	N
35	68	The Driller Killer	1979	Abel Ferrara	USA	N	Y	Y	Y	Y	T	Abel Ferrara
36	67	Frailty	2001	Bill Paxton	USA	Unsettling	Y	N	N	N	O	N
37	66	The Conjuring	2013	James Wan	USA	Y	Y	N	N	N	T	N (basic)
38	65	Let's Scare Jessica to Death	1971	John Hancock	USA	N	N	Somewhat	Very	In a "baddie with anemia way"	O	New England yet feels dreamily Eurotrash
39	64	Shivers	1975	David Cronenberg	Canada	Emotionally	Blech	Y	Somewhat	Name your fetish, it's here	O (but zombie)	Faintly
40	63	Cure (Kyua)	1997	Kiyoshi Kurosawa	Japan	Troubling	Y	N	N	N	O	Y
41	62	Jennifer's Body	2009	Karyn Kusama	USA	No!	Yeah!	Yeah!	Yeah!	Yeah!	T but O!	No!
42	61	House (Hausu)	1977	Nobuhiko Obayashi	Japan	N	iykyk	Y	9000	N	WTF classic	Y
43	60	Dawn of the Dead	1978	George A. Romero	USA/Italy	N	Y	Y	Y	N	T but in a mall	A bit
44	59	The Changeling	1980	Peter Medak	Canada	Spooky	N	N	N	N	T	N
45	58	A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night	2014	Ana Lily Amirpour	USA	N	N	Drily	N	Y	Y	Y
46	57	The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2	1986	Tobe Hooper	USA	N	Y	As hell	YUP	Nah	One of a kind	N
47	56	Ginger Snaps	2000	John Fawcett	Canada	N	Y	Y	Y	Y	T (feminist twist)	N
48	55	Black Sunday (La maschera del demonio)	1960	Mario Bava	Italy	Weird dream	N	N	Y	N	O	Italian
49	54	The Beyond	1981	Luigi Fulci	Italy	N	Y	N	Y	Italian	T (giallo-ish)	Italian
50	53	Roar	1981	Noel Marshall	USA	Unintentionally terrifying	Legit blood	N, yet is a comedy	Y	For the last time, I am not a furry	No one else would've thought to live like this	N
51	52	The Living Dead Girl (La morte vivante)	1982	Jean Rollin	France	N	Yikes	N	Y	The all-stars of small-breasted French women align	T	In that it's European
52	51	Evil Dead II	1987	Sam Raimi	USA	N	YOU BET	Y	Y	N	T	N
53	50	The Witch	2015	Robert Eggers	USA	Y	When it counts	N	N	Y	T	Y
54	49	Häxan	1922	Benjamin Christensen	Sweden/Denmark	N	N	Y	Y	N	O	Y
55	48	Free Fall	1964	Arthur Lipsett	Canada	Y	N	N	N	N	O - abstract collage	Y
56	47	The Exorcist	1973	William Friedkin	USA	Y	Y	N	N	NO	T (but the original)	Y
57	46	Hour of the Wolf (Vargtimmen)	1968	Ingmar Bergman	Sweden	Weird dream	N	N	N	YEARNING	O	Bergman
58	45	Ravenous	1999	Antonia Bird	Czech Republic / UK / US / Slovakia	N	Y	Very	Mmm... N	Y	O	N
59	44	The Third Part of the Night (Trzecia część nocy)	1971	Andrzej Żuławski	Poland	Drains will to live	Grim	N	N	No	O	Extremely
60	43	Pulse	2001	Kiyoshi Kurosawa	Japan	Y	N	N	N	N	O	Y
61	42	Antichrist	2009	Lars von Trier	Denmark	Well, I don't feel good	HAHAHAHA FUCK	Morbidly	N	but at what cost?	O	The most
62	41	Nosferatu	1922	F.W. Murnau	Germany	Weird dream	N	N	N	Beautiful	T (but the original)	Y
63	40	Audition (Ōdishon)	1999	Takashi Miike	Japan	No, until	No, UNTIL	Y	N	Ish, UNTIL	O	Y
64	39	Get Out	2017	Jordan Peele	USA	Bump in the night	Somewhat	Y	Knowingly	N	O	Sorta
65	38	Martyrs	2008	Pascal Laugier	France/Canada	Horrible	Horrible	FEEL BAD	FEEL BAD	Horrible	hOrrible	Burn all film schools
66	37	The Texas Chain Saw Massacre	1974	Tobe Hooper	USA	Y	Y	N	Mmm... N	N	T (but the original)	Sorta
67	36	Psycho	1960	Alfred Hitchcock	USA	Y	Somewhat	Y	N/Y	In a Hitchcock way	T (but the original)	Y
68	35	Night of the Living Dead	1968	George A. Romero	USA	Creepy	Y	Y	Y	N	T (but the original)	Actually kinda
69	34	Suspiria	1977	Dario Argento	Italy	LOUD MUSIC	Y(ikes)	N	Y	Italian	T (giallo)	Y
70	33	Ganja & Hess	1973	Bill Gunn	USA	Uneasy	70s bloodbath	A few gags	Blaxploitation-ish	Quite	O	Very
71	32	Sleepaway Camp	1983	Robert Hiltzik	USA	N	Y	Hysterical	Y	This movie's so fucked up	T but made by psychopaths	Noooooo
72	31	Titane	2021	Julia Ducournau	France/Belgium	N	Jesus ahh	Y	N	Jesus ahh (oof, yes)	O - Boy-tches want to fuck my car, and my dad, and the fire department	Y
73	30	Rabid	1977	David Cronenberg	Canada/USA	N	Y	Y	In a Cronenberg way	Y	T (but demented)	N
74	29	Raw (Grave)	2016	Julia Ducournau	France/Belgium	N	Y	Y	N	As hell	O	Y
75	28	Carrie	1976	Brian de Palma	USA	Weird dream	Y	N	N	Stifled, sad	O	Y
76	27	Bride of Re-Animator	1989	Brian Yuzna	USA	N	Bride of Hahahaha	Y	Y	Gross	O	N
77	26	Eraserhead	1977	David Lynch	USA	Unsettling	Y	Y	N	I feel sick	O	Y
78	25	Halloween	1978	John Carpenter	USA	Y	Somewhat	Y	Ish	Somewhat	T (slasher)	N
79	24	28 Days Later	2002	Danny Boyle	UK	Y	Y	N	N	N	T	N
80	23	Return of the Living Dead	1985	Dan O’Bannon	USA	N	Yes hahaha yes	Very	Y	In a trashy way	T	Noooooo
81	22	The Fly	1986	David Cronenberg	USA	N	Y	Y	In a Cronenberg way	Y	T (body horror, but again DC)	Sorta
82	21	Inside (À l'intérieur)	2007	Julien Maury & Alexandre Bustillo	France	Christ Y	I feel sick	N	N	N	T (slasher)	Wants to be
83	20	Sauna	2008	Antti-Jussi Annila	Finland	Y	Somewhat	SERIOUS	FINNISH	N	O - J-horror as Black Metal	SERIOUSLY FINNISH
84	19	The Innocents	1961	Jack Clayton	UK/USA	Eerie	N	N	N	Bit Freudian	T (but the original)	Subtly
85	18	Pontypool	2008	Bruce McDonald	Canada	Creepy	Somewhat	Y	In a Canadian way	N	O	Sorta
86	17	Vampyr	1932	Carl Th. Dreyer	Denmark	Weird dream	N	N	N	Beautiful	T	Y
87	16	Freaks	1932	Tod Browning	USA	Creepy	N	N	N	N	O	Y
88	15	Onibaba	1964	Kaneto Shindo	Japan	N	N	N	N	Abstractly	T (Japanese style)	Y
89	14	It Follows	2014	David Robert Mitchell	USA	Y	N	N	N	In a sad way	O	Y
90	13	Seconds	1966	John Frankheimer	USA	Existentially bleak	N	Here and there	N	Briefly	O - The Twilight Zone meets the French New Wave?	Yes
91	12	A Page of Madness (Kurutta Ichipēji)	1926	Teinosuke Kinugasa	Japan	Reality eroding	N	N	N	N	O - It's hard to believe this was made in 1926, or ever really	Y
92	11	The Shining	1980	Stanley Kubrick	USA	Y	Y	Y	N	N	O	Y
93	10	Videodrome	1983	David Cronenberg	Canada	Upsetting	Y	Y	In a Cronenberg way	Yuuuup	O - My fursona is a VCR	Oh Y
94	9	Let the Right One In (Låt den rätte komma in)	2008	Tomas Alfredson	Sweden	N	Somewhat	N	N	Scandinavian	O - Swedish child ennui	Y
95	8	Re-Animator	1985	Stuart Gordon	USA	N	Hahahahaha	Very	Y	Plead the Fifth	O - Weird Science meets Dahmer	N
96	7	The Wicker Man	1973	Robin Hardy	UK	N	N	Y	Y	Y	O - The dread and torment of being trapped in a sexy musical	Y
97	6	Hellraiser	1987	Clive Barker	UK	Y	Such sights to show you	Y	In a goth way	Eww (Y)	O - Kink.com presents Edward Scissorhands	Y
98	5	The Thing	1982	John Carpenter	USA	Y	Good lord yes	Y	N	N	O - Hell (isn't) other people	Nah
99	4	Possession	1981	Andrzej Żuławski	France/West Germany	Y	Y	Y	In a Euro way	Y	O - Divorce, Francis Bacon style	Oh Y
100	3	Alien	1979	Ridley Scott	USA	Y	Y	Y	N	A bit (dick monster, tank top)	T (slasher) - Evil genitals attack non-union shop	Sorta