100ish Date Substitutes or Enhancements.xlsx

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1	Rank	Title	Year	Director	Production Country	Scary	Gory	Funny (On Purpose)	Campy	Sexy	Original or Traditional (Narratively / Genre-wise, not necessarily in execution)	Arty

2	99	You Won't Be Alone	2022	Goran Stolevski	Australia	N	So many innards	N	N	The way they eat apples!	O	Terrence Malicky
3	94	Skinamarink	2022	Kyle Edward Ball	Canada	Opiated	N	N	N	N	Avant-garde	Y
4	88	Mad God	2021	Phil Tippett	USA	N	Y (clay on clay violence)	Y	N	N	O	Y
5	30	Titane	2021	Julia Ducournau	France/Belgium	N	Jesus ahh	Y	N	Jesus ahh (oof, yes)	O - Boy-tches want to fuck my car, and my dad, and the fire department	Y
6	86	Midsommar	2019	Ari Aster	USA/Sweden	N	Y	Y	N	A bit	Wicker Man gritty reboot	Y, and the director's cut is absolute garbage
7	69	Hereditary	2018	Ari Aster	USA	Y	Y	N	N	God no	Rosemary's Baby gritty reboot	A24
8	82	It: Chapter 1	2017	Andy Muschietti	USA	Y	Y	Y	Will be in a few years	No sewer tween gangbang thank the lord	O but in a retread way	Basic
9	38	Get Out	2017	Jordan Peele	USA	Bump in the night	Somewhat	Y	Knowingly	N	O	Sorta
10	28	Raw (Grave)	2016	Julia Ducournau	France/Belgium	N	Y	Y	N	As hell	O	Y
11	43	The Witch	2015	Robert Eggers	USA	Y	When it counts	N	N	Y	T	Y
12	56	A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night	2014	Ana Lily Amirpour	USA	N	N	Drily	N	Y	Y	Y
13	13	It Follows	2014	David Robert Mitchell	USA	Y	N	N	N	In a sad way	O	Y
14	63	The Conjuring	2013	James Wan	USA	Y	Y	N	N	N	T	N (basic)
15	87	Kiss of the Damned	2012	Xan Cassavetes	USA	N	N	Y	Y	Woof	O	Y
16	60	Jennifer's Body	2009	Karyn Kusama	USA	No!	Yeah!	Yeah!	Yeah!	Yeah!	T but O!	No!
17	41	Antichrist	2009	Lars von Trier	Denmark	Well, I don't feel good	HAHAHAHA FUCK	Morbidly	N	but at what cost?	O	The most
18	76	Lake Mungo	2008	Joel Anderson	Australia	Philosophically troubling	N	N	N	N	T (found footage)	Y
19	36	Martyrs	2008	Pascal Laugier	France/Canada	Horrible	Horrible	FEEL BAD	FEEL BAD	Horrible	hOrrible	Burn all film schools
20	19	Sauna	2008	Antti-Jussi Annila	Finland	Y	Somewhat	SERIOUS	FINNISH	N	O - J-horror as Black Metal	SERIOUSLY FINNISH
21	17	Pontypool	2008	Bruce McDonald	Canada	Creepy	Somewhat	Y	In a Canadian way	N	O	Sorta
22	9	Let the Right One In (Låt den rätte komma in)	2008	Tomas Alfredson	Sweden	N	Somewhat	N	N	Scandinavian	O - Swedish child ennui	Y
23	20	Inside (À l'intérieur)	2007	Julien Maury & Alexandre Bustillo	France	Christ Y	I feel sick	N	N	N	T (slasher)	Wants to be
24	96	High Tension (Haute Tension)	2003	Alexandre Aja	France	Y	Y	N	Y	Y	T (but French)	Just stupid
25	22	28 Days Later	2002	Danny Boyle	UK	Y	Y	N	N	N	T	N
26	71	The Devil's Backbone	2001	Guillermo del Toro	Spain/Mexico	Spooky	Y	N	N	N	T	Y
27	64	Frailty	2001	Bill Paxton	USA	Unsettling	Y	N	N	N	O	N
28	42	Pulse	2001	Kiyoshi Kurosawa	Japan	Y	N	N	N	N	O	Y
29	54	Ginger Snaps	2000	John Fawcett	Canada	N	Y	Y	Y	Y	T (feminist twist)	N
30	45	Ravenous	1999	Antonia Bird	Czech Republic / UK / US / Slovakia	N	Y	Very	Mmm... N	Y	O	N
31	39	Audition (Ōdishon)	1999	Takashi Miike	Japan	No, until	No, UNTIL	Y	N	Ish, UNTIL	O	Y
32	61	Cure (Kyua)	1997	Kiyoshi Kurosawa	Japan	Troubling	Y	N	N	N	O	Y
33	85	The People Under the Stairs	1991	Wes Craven	USA	N	Y	Y	Y	N	Home Alone made by a total freak	N
34	90	Frankenhooker	1990	Frank Henenlotter	USA	N	Y	Y	Y	Pure exploitation	O	Nooo
35	100	Disgusting Spaceworms Eat Everyone!!!	1989	George Keller	USA	N	Y	Y	The campiest	Like no but I think punks are hot	O	Complete idiot art punk
36	75	Society	1989	Brian Yuzna	USA	N	Hell yes	Very	Hoo boy	Fuck it, sure	O	Goosebumps-ass satire
37	26	Bride of Re-Animator	1989	Brian Yuzna	USA	N	Bride of Hahahaha	Y	Y	Gross	O	N
38	91	Child's Play	1988	Tom Holland	USA	N	Y	Y	Y	N	T	N
39	80	Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers	1988	Fred Olen Ray	USA	N	Tomato soup	Hysterical	1000%	Hell yeah man	O (noir parody slash cheesecake slasher movie)	N
40	1	Brain Damage	1988	Frank Henenlotter	USA	N	Y	Hysterical	Very	N	O - Your (singing) brain (parasite) on drugs	Sorta
41	49	Evil Dead II	1987	Sam Raimi	USA	N	YOU BET	Y	Y	N	T	N
42	6	Hellraiser	1987	Clive Barker	UK	Y	Such sights to show you	Y	In a goth way	Eww (Y)	O - Kink.com presents Edward Scissorhands	Y
43	81	The Pied Piper (Krysař)	1986	Jiří Barta	Czechoslovakia	Eerie	N	N	N	It's puppets, man	T	Y
44	77	From Beyond	1986	Stuart Gordon	USA	N	Fuck yeah dude!	Y	Y	Barbara gd Crampton	O	N
45	55	The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2	1986	Tobe Hooper	USA	N	Y	As hell	YUP	Nah	One of a kind	N
46	21	The Fly	1986	David Cronenberg	USA	N	Y	Y	In a Cronenberg way	Y	T (body horror, but again DC)	Sorta
47	93	Lifeforce	1985	Tobe Hooper	USA	N	Y	Somewhat	Extremely	Strangely not at all given the amount of nudity	T, I guess, but such a bizarre mishmash	N
48	24	Return of the Living Dead	1985	Dan O’Bannon	USA	N	Yes hahaha yes	Very	Y	In a trashy way	T	Noooooo
49	8	Re-Animator	1985	Stuart Gordon	USA	N	Hahahahaha	Very	Y	Plead the Fifth	O - Weird Science meets Dahmer	N
50	74	A Nightmare on Elm Street	1984	Wes Craven	USA	Y	Buckets	Y	Y	Smoochin teens	O	In its way
51	31	Sleepaway Camp	1983	Robert Hiltzik	USA	N	Y	Hysterical	Y	This movie's so fucked up	T but made by psychopaths	Noooooo
52	10	Videodrome	1983	David Cronenberg	Canada	Upsetting	Y	Y	In a Cronenberg way	Yuuuup	O - My fursona is a VCR	Oh Y
53	92	Basket Case	1982	Frank Henenlotter	USA	N	Y	Y	Y	N	O	Strangely
54	83	Creepshow	1982	George A. Romero	USA	N	Haha yeah	Y	Yeslie Nielsen	N	T	N
55	50	The Living Dead Girl (La morte vivante)	1982	Jean Rollin	France	N	Yikes	N	Y	The all-stars of small-breasted French women align	T	In that it's European
56	4	The Thing	1982	John Carpenter	USA	Y	Good lord yes	Y	N	N	O - Hell (isn't) other people	Nah
57	66	The Evil Dead	1981	Sam Raimi	USA	Y	Yuck	N	Y	If you're into hentai	T	N
58	52	The Beyond	1981	Luigi Fulci	Italy	N	Y	N	Y	Italian	T (giallo-ish)	Italian
59	51	Roar	1981	Noel Marshall	USA	Unintentionally terrifying	Legit blood	N, yet is a comedy	Y	For the last time, I am not a furry	No one else would've thought to live like this	N
60	5	Possession	1981	Andrzej Żuławski	France/West Germany	Y	Y	Y	In a Euro way	Y	O - Divorce, Francis Bacon style	Oh Y
61	Unranked	Cannibal Holocaust	1980	Ruggero Deodato	Italy	N	Legitimately, unforgivably vile unsimulated animal cruelty, and also not very nice to humans	A few zingers	A bit	No dude	O	Groundbreaking and racist as hell: The Birth of a Nation of grotesque grind movies
62	57	The Changeling	1980	Peter Medak	Canada	Spooky	N	N	N	N	T	N
63	11	The Shining	1980	Stanley Kubrick	USA	Y	Y	Y	N	N	O	Y
64	65	The Driller Killer	1979	Abel Ferrara	USA	N	Y	Y	Y	Y	T	Abel Ferrara
65	3	Alien	1979	Ridley Scott	USA	Y	Y	Y	N	A bit (dick monster, tank top)	T (slasher) - Evil genitals attack non-union shop	Sorta
66	58	Dawn of the Dead	1978	George A. Romero	USA/Italy	N	Y	Y	Y	N	T but in a mall	A bit
67	23	Halloween	1978	John Carpenter	USA	Y	Somewhat	Y	Ish	Somewhat	T (slasher)	N
68	59	House (Hausu)	1977	Nobuhiko Obayashi	Japan	N	iykyk	Y	9000	N	WTF classic	Y
69	33	Suspiria	1977	Dario Argento	Italy	LOUD MUSIC	Y(ikes)	N	Y	Italian	T (giallo)	Y
70	29	Rabid	1977	David Cronenberg	Canada/USA	N	Y	Y	In a Cronenberg way	Y	T (but demented)	N
71	25	Eraserhead	1977	David Lynch	USA	Unsettling	Y	Y	N	I feel sick	O	Y
72	27	Carrie	1976	Brian de Palma	USA	Weird dream	Y	N	N	Stifled, sad	O	Y
73	89	Under the Blossoming Cherry Trees	1975	Masahiro Shinoda	Japan	N	N	Ish	N	If you're a macho sub	O	Y
74	62	Shivers	1975	David Cronenberg	Canada	Emotionally	Blech	Y	Somewhat	Name your fetish, it's here	O (but zombie)	Faintly
75	79	Black Christmas	1974	Bob Clark	Canada	Y	Y	Y	Y	Margot Kidder making dick-sucking jokes	T (slasher)	N
76	37	The Texas Chain Saw Massacre	1974	Tobe Hooper	USA	Y	Y	N	Mmm... N	N	T (but the original)	Sorta
77	70	Messiah of Evil	1973	William Huyck & Gloria Katz	USA	N	N	Y	So campy	Groovy baby	O	In that it involves paintings
78	68	Flesh for Frankenstein	1973	Paul Morrissey	Italy/France	N	Y	Y	Y	Y	T	Y
79	48	The Exorcist	1973	William Friedkin	USA	Y	Y	N	N	NO	T (but the original)	Y
80	32	Ganja & Hess	1973	Bill Gunn	USA	Uneasy	70s bloodbath	A few gags	Blaxploitation-ish	Quite	O	Very
81	7	The Wicker Man	1973	Robin Hardy	UK	N	N	Y	Y	Y	O - The dread and torment of being trapped in a sexy musical	Y
82	78	The Blood on Satan's Claw	1971	Piers Haggard	UK	N	N	N	Y	Extremely pedo coded	T (but the original)	N
83	47	The Third Part of the Night (Trzecia część nocy)	1971	Andrzej Żuławski	Poland	Drains will to live	Grim	N	N	No	O	Extremely
84	98	The Testament of Caleb Meeke	1969	Robert Spence	Ireland	N, but quite eerie	N	N	N	N	T - Old school occult	Y - A near silent film with a dreamy, Vampyr-ish energy
85	97	The Devil Rides Out	1968	Terence Fisher	UK	N	N	N	Y	N	T	N
86	46	Hour of the Wolf (Vargtimmen)	1968	Ingmar Bergman	Sweden	Weird dream	N	N	N	YEARNING	O	Bergman
87	34	Night of the Living Dead	1968	George A. Romero	USA	Creepy	Y	Y	Y	N	T (but the original)	Actually kinda
88	2	Rosemary’s Baby	1968	Roman Polanski	USA	Upsetting	N	Y	N	N	O - Ur-gaslighting parable	Y
89	73	Viy	1967	Konstantin Yershov & Georgi Kropachyov	Russia	N	N	Hard to say	Y	N	T but kind of Hausu?	N but very strange
90	95	Two Thousand Maniacs	1964	Herschell Gordon Lewis	USA	N	Deliciously	Y	The campiest	There is a lady with lovely shoulders	O - Dixieland folk horror, before folk horror was a genre	Noooo
91	14	Onibaba	1964	Kaneto Shindo	Japan	N	N	N	N	Abstractly	T (Japanese style)	Y
92	18	The Innocents	1961	Jack Clayton	UK/USA	Eerie	N	N	N	Bit Freudian	T (but the original)	Subtly
93	84	Jigoku	1960	Nobuo Nakagawa	Japan	Bizarre	N	Ish	Ish	Ish	O	Y
94	53	Black Sunday (La maschera del demonio)	1960	Mario Bava	Italy	Weird dream	N	N	Y	N	O	Italian
95	35	Psycho	1960	Alfred Hitchcock	USA	Y	Somewhat	Y	N/Y	In a Hitchcock way	T (but the original)	Y
96	72	The Bride of Frankenstein	1935	James Whale	USA	N	N	N	C'est classique	N	T (but the original)	N
97	67	The Old Dark House	1932	James Whale	USA	N	N	Y (in a 1932 way)	Y	Pre-code	T	N
98	16	Vampyr	1932	Carl Th. Dreyer	Denmark	Weird dream	N	N	N	Beautiful	T	Y
99	15	Freaks	1932	Tod Browning	USA	Creepy	N	N	N	N	O	Y
100	12	A Page of Madness (Kurutta Ichipēji)	1926	Teinosuke Kinugasa	Japan	Reality eroding	N	N	N	N	O - It's hard to believe this was made in 1926, or ever really	Y