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SeasonEpisodeEpisode NameTotal MealsMeal 1Meal 1 ParticipantsMeal 2Meal 2 ParticipantsMeal 3Meal 3 ParticipantsTotal SnacksSnack 1Snack 2Snack 3Larry KOsNote
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0SpecialCurb Your Enthusiasm1Lunch at Unnamed RestaurantLarry, Mike Reynolds, Suzy Soro1Larry (pastry)0Special TV movie released one year before season 1. Introduces Larry as he tries to do stand-up again after Seinfeld. Cast is generally the same (Larry, Jeff, Cheryl and Richard all appear), but notable for some plot differences in real show: for example, Larry swears on his children’s lives, but children are never mentioned in series.
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11The Pants Tent1Dinner at “Mama’s Boy”Larry, Cheryl, Jeff, Susie, Jeff’s Parents2Larry (green apple)Larry & Nancy (popcorn & soda)0Meal 1: Also at dinner, separate tables - Kathy Griffin, Richard & Girlfriend Sofia.
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12Ted and Mary1Lunch at Unnamed Deli (Sandwiches)Larry, Mary, Mary’s Mom00Larry chews gum in store and on street.
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13Porno Gil2Brunch at Larry’s House (Fruit, Scones)Larry, Cheryl[KO] Dinner Party at Gil Thilander’s HouseLarry, Cheryl, Gil Thilander (Gil Bang), Melanie (Gil’s Wife), Five Guests (Peter, Sid, Brian, Jackie, Paul)01Meal 2: Larry KO (Kicked Out) for breaking lamp and not taking shoes off in Gil’s house.
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14The Bracelet1Lunch at “L.A. Farm”Larry, Richard00Larry chews gum throughout. Larry and Richard meet the Blind Guy (Michael) after Meal 1. Larry meets beggar from S1E7 ahead of episode air dates.
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15Interior Decorator1Lunch at “Bandera”Larry, Jeff00Meal 1: Larry misses Diane Keaton because he is late. Leaves without eating. Larry gets in two (2) separate physical altercations with women in this episode.
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16The Wire1Lunch at “Fred Deni’s Back on Broadway”Larry, Jeff00Meal 1: Scene ends before ordering. Bracelet from S1E4 “The Bracelet” appears. Julia Louis-Dreyfus appears (first “Seinfeld” actor appearance).
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17AAMCO1Dinner Party at Larry’s HouseLarry, Cheryl, Julie, Mike Duffy, Maggie, Allison, Kevin2Larry (crackers laid out by Cheryl and friend)Larry & Jeff (apple turnovers)0Larry starts episode carrying food (tuna in bag, refused by beggar). Larry give chicken l’orange, seafood salad soufflé to beggar (referenced in S1E4). Off-camera meal with Cheryl (seafood), camera cuts as Larry walks in.
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18Beloved Aunt1Lunch at “Holly Street Bar & Grill”Larry, Jeff1Larry (strawberries)3The “leave a note when you kill yourself” episode. Larry [KO] his house, [KO] Jeff’s house, and [KO] hotel, but not during meals. Possible unseen meal at Jeff’s house
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19Affirmative Action1Dinner at “Byzantine Greek Restaurant”Larry, Cheryl01Unseen, assumed [KO] dermatologist’s house.
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110The Group1Lunch at Unnamed RestaurantLarry, Lucy (ex-girlfriend)00Meal 1: Cheryl and Nancy from S1E1 are at separate table during lunch.
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21The Car Salesman1Lunch at Unnamed RestaurantLarry, Jeff1Larry (chips)0Meal 1: Tom Clark (car salesman) visits Larry and Jeff during meal. Jason Alexander’s first appearance. Mr. Takahashi (Dana Lee) first appears in this episode as different character (car customer).
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22Thor2Breakfast at Universal City HiltonLarry, JeffBrunch at Larry’s Second House (Fruit, Crackers)Larry, Cheryl00Meal 1: Larry has coffee, Jeff food. Meal 2: Larry and Cheryl both eat plates of crackers and fruit immediately after Meal 1 scene. This one is very debatable.
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23Trick or Treat1Dinner at Unnamed RestaurantLarry, Cheryl, Cliff and Shelley Cobb00Meal 1: Larry orders terrible Cobb salad, offending Cliff Cobb.
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24The Shrimp Incident2Takeout from “Royal Star Seafood” at Larry’s Second HouseLarry, CherylDinner at “L.A. Farm”Larry, Cheryl00Larry prevented from getting cookies at start of episode. Meal 1: Larry gets wrong order at first and has to go back. Julia Louis-Dreyfus returns for several episodes.
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25The Thong1Lunch at "L.A. Farm”Larry, John Tyler00Meal 1: Larry annoys John Tyler (winner of Rob Reiner’s Groat’s disease auction).
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26The Acupuncturist2Lunch at “En Sushi”Larry, JeffDinner at “En Sushi”Cheryl, Mr. Wiener (meal without Larry)1[KO] Various, not Larry (snacks at Mr. Wiener’s wake) 1Snack 1: Larry KO for allegedly killing Mr. Wiener.
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27The Doll01Larry, Cheryl, Jeff (frozen margaritas)0Snack 1: Larry gets a terrible chest freeze from margarita.
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28Shaq1Dinner at “Saddle Peak Lodge”Larry, Cheryl, Jeremy, Jeremy’s wife, Bob, Jill00Larry and Cheryl get Starbucks (not a snack).
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29The Baptism01Cheryl (fruit)0Snack 1: Larry gets coffee while Cheryl has fruit and coffee. Larry chews gum after leaving failed baptism/wedding.
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210The Massage1[KO] Dinner at “The W Hotel”Larry, Cheryl01Meal 1: Larry gets leftovers for driver Greg, KO for “stealing” silverware for Greg.
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31Chet’s Shirt1Brunch at the New Restaurant (Gogos?)Larry, Jeff, Ted, Michael York, Lou DiMaggio, Jim Swenson, Theresa Nakamora1Larry (apple)0Snack 1: Larry throws apple in neighbor’s trashcan, angering him (Jeff walking with him but not eating). Meal 1: first meeting about new restaurant.
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32The Benadryl Brownie2Dinner at Larry’s Second HouseLarry, Cheryl, Jeff, Richard, DeborahLunch at “John O’Groats”Larry, Mike3Larry, Cheryl, Jeff, Richard, Deborah (Susie’s brownies for dessert after Meal 1)Larry, Richard, Deborah (Cheryl’s bad reproduction of Susie’s recipe)Cheryl, Wanda, Three Unnamed Cheryl Friends (crackers and wine during Emmy’s)0Snack 1 in different room from Meal 1. Meal 2: Larry fires electronics guy Mike, offends Wanda Sykes at other table for adding to Mike (black guy) tip. Snack 2: brownies drugged with Benadryl to stop Deborah’s allergic reaction.
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33Club Soda and Salt2Dinner at Ted’s HouseLarry, Jeff, TedDinner at “Alsace”Larry, Cheryl, Jeff, Ted, Brad00Meal 1: dinner at Ted’s to try his personal chef Josh to see if he can work at the new restaurant. Meal 2: to test other chef Paul.
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34The Nanny from Hell1Lunch at “Brighton Coffee Shop”Larry, Richard3Jeff (sponge cake)Larry, Jeff, Ted, Michael York, Lou DiMaggio, Hugh Mellon, Theresa Nakamora (donuts)Larry (green apple)0Larry and Cheryl buy sponge cakes from closing bakery. Snack 1: Larry, Cheryl, and Susie are with Jeff, but only Jeff is eating. Snack 2: business meeting. Snack 3: Cheryl and Martine also present, but not eating. Larry green apple from coffee table. Martine eats samples while Larry buys dozen sponge cakes (technically snack 4).
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35The Terrorist Attack1Dinner at “Barsac Brasserie”Larry, Cheryl, Stu and Susan Braudy1Larry (appetizers)0Martin Scorsese guest star. Meal 1: Paul Reiser and Mindy Reiser also at restaurant, Larry offends Mindy by ignoring her.
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36The Special Section1Breakfast at Larry’s Second HouseLarry, Cheryl1Andy (chips)0Nat (Larry’s Dad) and Andy’s first appearance. Possible unseen lunch with Larry and Richard (scene starts outside at valet).
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37The Corpse-Sniffing Dog1Dinner at “Barsac Brasserie”Larry, Cheryl, Stu and Susan Braudy00Meal 1: Repeat of S3E5 meal. Larry and Sammi drink wine.
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38Krazee-Eyez Killa1Barbecue at Krazee-Eyez Killa’s HouseLarry, Cheryl, Wanda, Krazee-Eyez Killa, about two dozen others01Meal 1: To celebrate Wanda’s engagement to Krazee-Eyez, believe at Krazee-Eyez’s house. Meal of main characters not seen. Larry and Jeff get coffee at “Jay’s”. Larry [KO] clothing store for being rude about folding sweater.
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39Mary, Joseph and Larry1Lunch at Golf ClubLarry, Dora1Larry (milk and cookies)0Larry and Jeff tip people at golf club during meals, but don’t appear to eat themselves (possible unseen meal). Meal 1: Larry later takes housekeeper to club for lunch, and Jeff/Susie/Sammi visit during meal.
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310The Grand Opening2Lunch at Andy Portico’s OfficeLarry, AndyDinner at “Bobo’s” (Larry’s restaurant)Larry, Cheryl, Jeff, Michael York, Lou DiMaggio, Jim Swenson, Theresa Nakamora, Guy Bernier, Cheryl’s Parents, Nat, Becky, Antoinette, Richard, Dora, many others00Jeff brings lunch to Sammi’s school with Jeff. Meal 1: Larry feeds Andy spaghetti; Larry doesn’t eat. Larry drives Cheryl to lunch with Susie, but they get trapped in car wash. Meal 2: grand opening of restaurant (recurring throughout season 3), Larry walks around while others dine.
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41Mel’s Offer1Dinner at Unnamed Italian RestaurantLarry, Cheryl00Mel Brooks appears throughout season. Meal 1: Larry and Cheryl confused by Italian-speaking waiter. Flashback to dinner at same restaurant ten years ago when Cheryl said he can have sex with another woman after ten years of marriage.
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42Ben’s Birthday Party1Lunch at “Opaline”Larry, Richard, Kim2Larry (skewers)Susie, Sammi, Six Unnamed Kids (eating snacks while playing “Telephone” game)0Michael the Blind Guy from S1E4 returns for several episodes. Meal 1: Richard’s niece Kim joins lunch mid scene. Snack 1: Larry doesn’t know what to do with skewer after eating, stabs Ben’s eye. Larry and Cheryl move to Larry’s Third House. Larry and Michael eat some meals in montage, but not full scenes (all set to music).
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43The Blind Date1Lunch at “Canters Fairfax”Larry, Haboos, Stanley, Donald, Two Other Carwashers00The Anton Yelchin magician episode. Meal 1: Car washers also at restaurant, separate table, then Larry and Haboos join them.
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44The Weatherman1Dinner Party at Jeff’s HouseLarry, Cheryl, Jeff, Susie, Marty, Marty’s Wife, Tolie, Nina, Sammi2Nat (toast)Tolie (appetizers before Meal 1)0Snack 1: Nat eating snack at Larry’s. Larry states he pees sitting down in this episode, which he apparently stops by S7E6 “The Bare Midriff”.
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45The 5 Wood02Larry (“Health-Glo” trail mix)Larry (“Health-Glo” trail mix again)1David Schwimmer joins for multiple episode arc. Larry and Steve the choreographer buy snacks but don’t eat them at the time. Snack 1: Larry eats trail mix offscreen, accosts David for low amount of cashews, then eats trail mix on screen. Larry and Jeff [KO] Leo Funkhouser’s funeral for switching out 5 wood golf club. Larry gets penis bitten by Oscar, Jeff and Susie’s dog.
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46The Car Pool Lane1Breakfast at Unnamed RestaurantMarty (Larry and Jeff interrupt)2Monena (hotdog at Dodgers game)Monena (popcorn at Dodgers game)0Meal 1: Larry and Jeff purposefully run into Marty at breakfast to try and get his Dodgers tickets, but only Marty is eating.
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47The Surrogate1Lunch at Unnamed RestaurantLarry, Richard00Meal 1: Banner over restaurant says “Great Steaks Seafood & Salads” but that doesn’t look like name. Name unclear. Pre-fame Melissa McCarthy appears in this episode as a toy store employee. Larry and Richard at “Primo’s” bathroom, but scene is only in bathroom, meal not shown (debatable; they also see Muggsy Bogues’s penis in the bathroom).
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48Wandering Bear02Jeff (making sandwich during scene)Marv (toast)0Aborted lunch. Snack 2: Larry crashes Marv’s snack to try and get him back with Antoinette (his receptionist).
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49The Survivor1Dinner Party at Larry's Third HouseLarry, Cheryl, Cheryl’s Parents, Becky, Nat, Solly, the Rabbi, Colby00Meal 1: party with Holocaust survivor and TV show “Survivor”. Cheryl’s Mom has mint from Larry.
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410Opening Night2Dinner at “Rosa’s Place”Larry, ChristinaBreakfast at the Regency HotelLarry, Andy00Meal 1: with fellatio teacher Christina, Larry puts too much hot sauce on food. Meal 2: Larry gets room service breakfast, complains about cost, Andy comes in and nibbles. Larry has breakfast during montage later, but eating not seen.
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51The Larry David Sandwich2Lunch at “Leo’s Delicatessen”Larry, NatLunch at “Leo’s Delicatessen”Richard, Three Unnamed Friends (meal without Larry)1Jeff, Various Partygoers (snacks at party)0Snack 1: Larry, Cheryl, Jeff and Susie at party but only Jeff eats. Meal 1: at the restaurant with the “Larry David” sandwich. Meal 2: Larry goes to get “Larry David” sandwich, finds Richard has stolen it, confronts Richard sitting with three friends of his.
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52The Bowtie3Lunch at “Hamlet"Larry, JeffDinner at Funkhouser 25th Anniversary Party in Dining Hall (unclear)Larry, Cheryl, Jeff, Susie, Three OthersLunch at Unnamed RestaurantLarry, Jeff00Meal 1: Marty and Jodi Funkhouser also at restaurant at separate table. Larry and Cheryl move to Larry’s Fourth House, a “rental” that Wanda doesn’t like. Meal 2: Rosie O’Donnell supposed to appear but doesn’t make it. Meal 3: scene starts after meal, Marty yells at Larry after meal (rare third meal).
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53The Christ Nail1Lunch at Larry’s OfficeLarry, Jeff1Larry, Cheryl, Cheryl’s Parents (chips)1Larry [KO] Jeff and Susie’s house when his loud orthotic shoes wake up Sammi while Susie is putting money under her pillow as the tooth fairy. Meal 1: eating chicken salad sandwiches in office, Larry breaks tooth on bone in sandwich.
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54Kamikaze Bingo3Dinner at “Hana Sushi”Larry, Cheryl, YoshiDinner (pizza) at Kevin Nealon’s HouseLarry, Jeff, Three Unnamed FriendsLunch at “Hana Sushi”Larry, Cheryl2Poker players at Kevin Nealon’s game with Larry & Jeff (pretzels, chips, fruit)Larry (pistachios)0Meal 1: Kevin Nealon leaves before meal because Yoshi tries to commit suicide, Larry, Jeff and three friends stay and eat pizza and play poker. Snack 2: Larry eats pistachios while apologizing on the phone, offending Yoshi.
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55Lewis Needs a Kidney2Dinner in Car at “Jack in the Box”Larry, Peter Hagen, JeffLunch at “Leo’s Delicatessen”Larry, Richard00Meal 1: Larry tries to order food walking through a drive thru but gets rejected, later gets into stranger Peter’s car and they eat in car. Jeff joins car midway. Meal 2: back to back with Meal 1. Mindy Kaling brief role in this episode as Richard’s assistant. Peter Hagen later shoots Richard’s cousin Louis Lewis.
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56The Smoking Jacket000Larry blows out candles on a cake to start episode. The first episode with no meals and no snacks. May have missed earlier, but they are in Larry’s Fourth house by this episode.
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57The Seder1Passover Seder Dinner at Larry’s Fourth HouseLarry, Cheryl, Nat, Jeff, Susie, Sammi, Mac, Ethel, Rick Leftowitz, Len, Mark, Marla, Jake, Susie’s Sister, Carol, Emily, Jacob, Stevie1Larry (nibbles on fruit Cheryl is using to make charoses)0Larry and Jeff seen leaving restaurant at start of scene, but no meal shown. Kids play game searching for hidden matzah after dinner.
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58The Ski Lift2Lunch at “Izzy’s Deli”Larry, Ben HeinemanDinner at Jeff & Susie’s HouseLarry, Cheryl, Jeff, Susie1Larry (edible underwear)0Plate of half-eaten lunch seen while Larry meets PI Omar Jones at Larry’s. Breakfast at ski lodge hinted at, they have to bury plate to purify it.
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59The Korean Bookie2Lunch at "Izzy's Deli”Ben Heineman (meal without Larry)Buffet at Mark and Marla’s WeddingLarry, Jeff, others in background (incl. Cheryl, Susie, Mark, Marla)2Cheryl, Mark, Marla, some others (smores)Sung the Korean Bookie (sandwich)0Snack 1: Larry refuses to eat smores, doesn’t like them. Meal 1: Larry crashes Ben’s lunch, yells at him for not fixing car. Snack 2: Larry falsely accuses Sung the Korean Bookie of eating Jeff and Susie’s dog Oscar. Meal 2: Larry also ruins meal by claiming it is dog.
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510The End1Dinner at the Cone’s HouseLarry, Mr. and Mrs. Cone00Meal 1: Larry dines with who he mistakenly thinks are his actual parents. Montage of Larry getting yelled at, some previous meals shown.
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61Meet the Blacks1Dessert at Marty’s HouseLarry, Cheryl, Jeff, Susie, Marty. Nan1Larry (black penis cake by himself at night)0Meal 1: Dessert only shown (black penis cake), no scenes of meal beforehand; arguably a snack but they are all seated.
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62The Anonymous Donor1Breakfast at Larry's Fifth HouseLarry, Leon, Loretta, Keysha, Daryl, Auntie Rae01Larry, Cheryl, Jeff, and the Blacks move into Larry’s Fifth/Final/Main House in this episode. Leon makes his glorious debut in this episode. Unseen meal at NRDC banquet. Larry [KO] Jeff and Susie’s house in retaliation for Jeff being banned from Larry’s (for masturbating).
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63The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial03Larry (nuts)Larry (ice cream cone)Various (snacks while sitting shiva for Ida Funkhouser)0Larry almost KO of Ida Funkhouser’s funeral, but throws money on the floor to distract everyone and runs away.
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64The Lefty Call1Lunch at "L.A. Farm”Larry, Cheryl, Jeff, Susie, Bert, Barbara2Leon (chips)Leon, Loretta, Keysha, Daryl, Auntie Rae (popcorn)1Meal 1: Taylor Negron appears as Daviday the Waiter, Cha Cha eating at separate table. Leon’s “get in that ass” speech. Larry [KO] barber for mocking number of Bert and Barbara’s kids after learning of Barbara’s miscarriage.
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65The Freak Book002Larry gets in trouble about limo driver again in this episode, similar to S2E10 “The Massage” episode, Larry [KO] Ted’s birthday party due to driver getting drunk, Larry and Jeff being annoying about “Mondo Freaks” book. Larry annoys John McEnroe while driving him, Larry and John [KO] Staples Center for laughing at “Mondo Freaks”. Beer and wine during episode but no food.
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66The Rat Dog1Lunch at “Slice"Leon (eating alone while Hal calls, thinking Leon is Larry, leading to hijinks)00Larry makes toast for Cheryl at beginning of episode, but never delivers in a scene due to slow toaster. Leon also tries to get toast from slow toaster. Nat falls in love with Lisa the masseuse, who gives him a happy ending arranged by Larry. Larry later fails at making toast later, Cheryl doesn’t eat poorly toasted bread. Cheryl later makes toast for Larry, but Larry gropes her instead of eating.
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67The TiVo Guy3[KO] Dinner at Jeff and Susie’s HouseLarry, Jeff, Susie, Marty, Nan, JoeyDinner at “Primo Trattoria” (“Primo’s”)LarryLunch at “Tivoli Cafe”Larry, Jeff01Cheryl leaves Larry in this episode because he is more occupied to TiVo guy than her being scared on a plane in turbulence. Meal 1: Larry crashes meal and explains Cheryl leaving him, Larry KO for demanding to answer phone. Meal 2: Larry eats alone, fights with table next to him for talking on earpiece, Marty and Joey visit Larry during meal but do not sit (tell Larry they’re choosing Cheryl). Primo’s refuses to seat Larry with Lucy Lawless because they choose Cheryl, too.
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68The N Word5Lunch at Unnamed HospitalLarry, JeffDinner at “Canal Club”Larry, SheilaLunch at Unnamed HospitalLarry, Sheila00Meal 1: Jeff steals some of Larry’s fries while Larry fills prescription at pharmacy, enlists Dr. Sheila Flomm at neighboring table to incriminate Jeff. Meal 2: Larry’s first date after Cheryl leaves him. Meal 3: Larry eats with Sheila again, scene starts after meal, Larry says n-word after hearing someone else say it in bathroom. “Fuck you Larry with your monkey ass!” - Auntie Rae. Meal 4: Jeff, Ben Stiller lunch at “Marmalade Cafe”, not listed to left because rare fourth meal. Meal 5: Larry, Jeff lunch again at hospital, scene before ordering. So many scenes at hospital because Jeff is getting vasectomy (doesn’t really make sense)? This entire plot hinges on Larry being too stupid to say “n-word” instead of the actual word.
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69The Therapists3Dinner at “Wilshire”Larry, CherylLunch at “eat. on sunset”Larry, Dr. SlavinLunch at “eat. on sunset”Larry, Dr. Slavin1Marty (snacks during charity walk)0Larry and Cheryl have drinks at bar to start episode. Meal 1: Name of restaurant is clearly either “Wilshire” or possibly “Wilshiro”, first date back with Cheryl, Marty and Nan crash dinner, Larry ruins dinner with ultimatum plan from therapist (Steven Coogan). Meal 2: Larry dines with Cheryl’s therapist.
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610The Bat Mitzvah3Breakfast at Larry's Fifth HouseLoretta, Keysha, Daryl, Auntie Rae (meal without Larry)Lunch at Unnamed RestaurantLarry, JeffDinner at Susie Greene’s Bat Mitzvah(At Larry’s Table) Larry, Loretta, Richard, Cha Cha, Marty, Nan1Larry, Paula, Jeff, Susie (popcorn at movie)0Meal 1: Blacks eating while Leon and Jeff talk about Larry’s depression; Larry and Leon later come and visit them while eating. Larry too late to lunch with Richard, Richard angry over bad recommendation of Matt Tessler from Larry. Meal 3: Jeff, Susie, many others there, dessert also shown. Some snacks seen during montage of Loretta and Larry being together, didn’t count them.
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71Funkhouser’s Crazy Sister2Dinner Party at Jeff and Susie’s HouseLarry, Jeff, Susie, Marty, Nan, Bam Bam, Dr. Schaffer, Sam, Lou DiMaggio, Lou’s WifeDinner at “Brentwood"Susie, Wanda (meal without Larry)1Larry (snack out of Marty’s fridge)0Larry brings too-salty soup to sick Loretta, she tastes and rejects, not really a meal. Larry takes what appears to be meat out of fridge but doesn’t eat it, scene cuts to Jeff having sex with Bam Bam. Meal 2: Larry crashes dinner while picking up food, Cheryl uses his name to get table.
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72Vehicular Fellatio1Dinner at “Josie”Larry, Jeff, Susie, Richard, Beverly1Leon (slice of pizza)0Larry chops up fruits and vegetables to make juice for Loretta. Meal 1: Larry offends Beverly because he knows she gave Richard a blowjob in car (Jeff told him). Snack 1: Leon sees Larry in street, accosts him while holding slice of pizza on plate. Leon brings Chinese food home at end of episode. Loretta and Blacks (other than Leon) leave at the end of this episode because Loretta mistakenly believes Larry is getting a blowjob/cheating on her.
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73The Reunion2Lunch at “James Beach”Larry, JasonLunch at “James Beach”Larry, Michael01Jeff cutting up cantaloupe to start episode. Episode is the start of Seinfeld reunion arc, main cast returns. Larry [KO] Jeff and Susie’s for fighting with Susie.
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74The Hot Towel1Dinner at “Matteo’s"Larry, Mary Jane2Christian Slater (caviar)[KO] Larry, Mary Jane (pie)1Snack 1: Christian takes too much caviar, Larry calls him out, later snitches on him to Mary. Meal 1: Jeff, Susie, Ted, and Mary at separate table, Larry goes and fights with them for various reasons. Snack 2: Larry disgusted by pie, KO because Mary Jane’s boyfriend coming. Larry not allowed in Dr., Ted Danson’s house, not really kicked out. Larry [KO] Jeff and Susie’s house for telling Sammi to shut the fuck up while singing.
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75Denise Handicap5Breakfast at “18th Street Coffee House”LarryLunch at “? Venice”Larry, Jeff, Rosie O’DonnellDinner at “Whetstone’s Grill”Larry, Denise1Larry (ice cream cone from Baskin Robbins)0Meal 1: Larry gets date with Denise. Meal 2: immediately after meal 1. Snack 1: immediately after meal 2. Meal 3: right after snack, Larry hurts back carrying Denise up stairs. Meal 4: Larry and Denise dinner at “i Lugini”, Ted Danson also at other table, Ted gets offended when the don’t accept dessert. Meal 5: Leon eating breakfast in Larry’s house while Larry fiddles with new phone.
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76The Bare Midriff2Lunch at "Izzy's Deli”Larry, JerryLunch at “Enzo’s Pizzeria”Larry00Jillian Bell guest stars; this episode caused controversy as Larry’s strong urine stream leads to him getting backsplash on a portrait of Jesus. Even more controversial, it also breaks canon because Larry in earlier episode (S4E4) was an avowed sitter for peeing. Meal 1: Richard arrives late, Jerry and Larry argue over who should scoot over, Richard leaves in huff. Meal 2: Larry eats chicken parmesan sub in car, gets pulled over by cops for “stealing” napkins.
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77The Black Swan4Breakfast at “Ocean View Golf & Tennis Club” Dining RoomLarry, Jeff, Marty, AndyDinner at Andy’s HouseLarry, Nat, Andy, CassieLunch at “Ocean View Golf & Tennis Club” Dining RoomLarry, Jeff, Marty, Andy00Meal 2: Not sure where meal is, think it is Andy’s house. Meal 3: foursome accused of killing Mr. Takahashi’s black swan Kyoko (Larry killed in self defense). Mr. Takahashi played by same actor playing different character in S2E1. Meal 4: Larry, Jeff, and Marty at “Ocean View Golf & Tennis Club” Dining Room for Norm’s not-funeral thing.
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78Officer Krupke1Lunch at Unnamed Restaurant/CafeLarry, Cheryl00Scene from S6E7 “The TiVo Guy” re-enacted by Cheryl and Virginia (Elisabeth Shue) in rehearsals for Seinfeld reunion. Cheryl tells Larry about being offered threesome at lunch with Dennis and Virginia.
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79The Table Read2Lunch at “L.A. Farm”Larry, JeffLunch at “L.A. Farm”Larry, Stacey, Emma3Marty (nabbing snacks from craft table during Seinfeld read-through despite not being invited)Larry (fruit during read through)Leon (snacks during rehearsals)0Snack 1: Marty tells Jerry and Larry great joke about large vagina, the “P.S. your cunt is in the sink” joke (Bob Einstein also told this joke on a late night show but can’t remember/find which one). Meal 2: Larry can’t get service because he offends waitstaff, is late to Leon (pretending to be “Danny Duberstein”) and Michael’s meeting about Groat’s disease. Wayne Knight has uncredited cameo.
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710Seinfeld01Michael (as Kramer, eating during Seinfeld scene)1Some meals during Seinfeld scenes, but don’t count. Larry [KO] Jeff and Susie’s house to accusing Susie of not respecting wood. Don’t believe real meal unless they are all eating.
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81The Divorce1Lunch at “Ocean Ave Seafood”Larry, Jeff, Susie, Marty, Nan1Leon (Mac and cheese)0Episode starts with flashback from S7E10, unusual for series. Gary Cole, Paul F. Tompkins, and Jessica St. Clair guest star. Meal 1: Larry gets in trouble for sharing buffet food with Jeff. Snack 1: arguably a meal. Larry and Leon have to move from Fifth House due to Cheryl getting it in divorce.
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82The Safe House3Lunch at “The Organic Panificio Cafe”Larry, Jeff, MartyLunch at “The Organic Panificio Cafe”Larry, Richard, StellaDinner at “Sai Sai Sushi Bar”Larry, Richard, Stella1Larry (donut)0Jim Rash guest star as hotel manager. Larry in Larry’s Seventh House due to divorce. Meal 1: Richard arrives late, then leaves early due to audition. Larry, Jeff, Marty, and Leon get drinks at burlesque club while seeing Richard’s girlfriend Stella. Meal 2: Stella arrives late. Snack 1: Larry takes while apologizing at battered women’s shelter. Meal 3: Stella announces she’s getting breast reduction. Larry visits Baskin-Robbins but doesn’t get anything.
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83Palestinian Chicken4Lunch at “Al-Abbas Original Best Chicken”Larry, JeffDinner Party at Eddie and Juliet’s HouseLarry, Jeff, Susie, Sammi, Marty, Eddie, Juliet, Ron, IleneLunch at “Al-Abbas Original Best Chicken”Larry, Jeff1Larry, Jeff, Susie, Sammi, Marty, Eddie, Juliet, Ron, Ilene (dessert after meal)0Meal 1: at the eponymous Palestinian chicken place. Meal 2: Larry says potatoes are cold, tells offensive joke. Snack 1: in separate room, not everyone is eating. Possible KO, not shown. Meal 3: Marty arrives for meal, but Larry fights him to get him to remove kippah and he leaves; Eddie and Ilene come in at separate table, Jeff runs away. Meal 4: Larry eating “Al-Abbas” chicken while waiting in office at synagogue, eventually gives to Rabbi so Marty can play golf.
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84The Smiley Face3Lunch at “Fraîche"Larry, JeffLunch at “Fraîche"Larry, RichardLunch at “Fraîche"Larry1Mimi (popcorn)0Meal 1: At restaurant where Larry’s girlfriend Heidi works (“shit where you eat bit”). Snack 1: Heidi’s niece Mimi interrupts while Larry and Heidi are making out, takes popcorn. Meal 3: Larry poisoned by Heidi when going back to restaurant.
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85Vow of Silence1Buffett Dinner at Jeff and Susie’s Going-Away PartyLarry, Jeff, Veterinarian and Wife3Larry and Jeff (Pinkberry) Various (snacks while sitting shiva for Oscar)Larry (Pinkberry on plane)0Meal 1: Larry calls out Krista for chat and cut while waiting in line. Snack 1: Larry and Jeff get for dying dog Oscar, but end up eating in car. Larry goes to “Amici Brentwood”, but Richard does not show up, later goes and confront Richard at Jeff and Susie’s. Jeff, Susie, and Vance exit “Divino’s” after meal, but meal not shown.
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86The Hero3Lunch at “City Hall”Larry, JeffDinner Party at Jeff and Susie’s NYC ApartmentLarry, Jeff, Susie, Donna, Ricky Gervais, Hank, Ally, Various Unnamed OthersLunch at “City Hall”Larry, Jeff, Ricky Gervais1Larry (Pinkberry)0Snack 1: Probably the same snack as last episode ending, but since this is so rare not worth worrying about. Meal 1: first meal in NYC, Ricky Gervais also at restaurant. Larry and Donna get drinks but no food before Meal 2. Chris Parnell guest role as Hank. Meal 3: Hank and Ricky Gervais also there, but not eating with Larry and Jeff.
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87The Bi-Sexual3Takeout Dinner from “Mam Bo Sushi”Larry, JaneLunch on Park BenchDuckstein (meal without Larry)Lunch in HospitalLarry, Duckstein1Leon (cereal at night time in Larry’s apartment)0Leon arrives in NYC. Meal 1: meal is ruined by soup not being sealed in bag, getting everywhere, Larry returns next day to confront workers. Snack 1: Leon eating cereal at Larry’s apartment (Renny Harlin’s), to a Leon cereal is a snack. Meal 2: Duckstein chokes on sandwich, very rare non-Larry scene. Larry picks up another meal from “Mam Bo Sushi” but isn’t seen eating.
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88Car Periscope1Lunch at “Chinatown"Larry, Jeff, Ira, Gabby1Larry (popcorn), Gabby (popcorn and candy)0Aida Turturro guest star as Gabby, Ira the inventor’s wife. Larry, Jeff, Susie, and Wanda have drinks in NYC, Wanda steals his personal trainer. Nat referred to as deceased in this episode for believe the first time. Henry also at dinner, separate table.
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89Mister Softee1Lunch at “Isabella’s"Larry, Jeff, Susie, Jennifer02Ana Gasteyer guest star as Larry’s new girlfriend Jennifer in this episode and next. Robert Smigel guest star as Yari, inexplicably using Triumph the Insult Comic Dog voice. Fred Melamed guest star as Larry’s therapist. Bill Buckner guest star as himself. Larry and Bill [KO] minyan because Red Sox fan offended, [KO] Jeff and Susie’s when Bill misses catch of Mookie Wilson ball.
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810Larry vs. Michael J. Fox01Leon (chalupa in Paris)1Michael J. Fox guest stars as himself. Perfect Greg the gay kid scenes. Larry listens to Jennifer play piano at “The Carlton”, gets mad at people not paying attention. Think this would be the best episode of the series without the awful Bloomberg cameo at the end. Larry [KO] Jeff and Susie’s for being rude.
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91Foisted!1Lunch at Unnamed RestaurantLarry, Richard2Larry (PB&J sandwich)Leon (crudité)0Despite being a “Friend of the Lesbians”, Larry starts season getting in fight with lesbian. Carrie Brownstein, Jimmy Kimmel guest star. Meal 1: Larry in disguise.
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92The Pickle Gambit04Larry (cookie)Leon (Slim Jim)Leon (pickle)1Snack 1: offends hotel by not using tongs to select cookie. Snack 2: Leon calls it a beef stick. Leon, Marty, and Kenny (Marty’s nephew) try to make sandwiches, but Kenny injures arm after tussling with Larry over who can open the pickle jar. Larry returns to “Al-Abbas Best Original Chicken” but doesn’t eat there, just trying to get out of fatwa. Larry [KO] hotel after being banned for arguing about tongs. Snack 4: Consul of Iran uses tongs to pick up cookie.
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93A Disturbance in the Kitchen1Lunch at “Estate"Larry, Salman Rushdie00Larry and Jeff leave restaurant without eating because Larry is offended about not being told what the disturbance in the kitchen was. Salman Rushdie cameo, offers “Fatwa sex” idea that is likely a joke about Padma Lakshmi, Salman’s one-time wife in real life. Elizabeth Banks as herself.
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94Running with the Bulls1Lunch at “Rustic Canyon”Larry, Richard1Larry (fruit), Leon (cereal)0Bryan Cranston guest star as new therapist for Larry. Kenny Funkhouser from S9E2 revealed to be dead after going to run with bulls. Meal 1: Richard gets there 30 minutes early to get better seat.
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95Thank You for Your Service2Lunch at “Ocean View Golf & Tennis Club” Dining RoomLarry, Jeff, RichardLunch at “Ocean View Golf & Tennis Club” Dining RoomLarry, Jeff2Larry (grapes)Larry, Jean (Milk Duds, Reese’s Pieces, Junior Mints, popcorn mixed together)1Chet Hanks guest star as Victor the vet, Sammi’s fiancé, who Larry offends by not thanking for his service. Larry [KO] for pissing off Susie.
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96The Accidental Text on Purpose3[KO] Dinner Party at Marilyn’s HouseLarry, Jeff, Susie, Richard, Rhonda, Marty, MarilynLunch at “Westside Tavern”Larry, Richard, RhondaDinner Party at “Ocean View Golf & Tennis Club” Dining RoomLarry, Jeff, Susie, Richard, Marty, Marilyn01Larry starts episode out of town for unclear reasons. Meal 1: dinner party at Marty’s new girlfriend, Larry KO by complaining about tap water served. Meal 2: Rhonda joins midway so Richard can call everyone honey in front of her to think his premature honey was normal. Larry assaults perfume lady.
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97Namaste1Dinner at Unnamed RestaurantLarry, Bridget01Lauren Graham guest star as Bridget, new date Susie sets Larry up with. Will Sasso guest star as repairman. Larry [KO] bus for annoying driver and everyone else on bus.
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98Never Wait for Seconds!2Lunch at “Herringbone"Larry, Bridget, Marty, MarilynLunch at “Herringbone"Larry, Bridget, Marty, Marilyn00Lauren Graham returns as Bridget this episode and next. Eddie rejects toast at start of episode for not having butter. Meal 1: Marty and Marilyn arrive later, Marilyn back with Marty, Larry criticizes Marilyn for using too much ketchup. Muslim Larry defends getting seconds revisits some guest characters from older episodes, including Krazee-Eyez Killa. Larry gets cleared from fatwa. Meal 2: Bridget leaves angry at Larry, Larry chases her and gets in car to meeting with muftis.
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99The Shucker1Dinner Party at Larry's HouseLarry, Bridget, Jeff, Susie, Ted, Cheryl, Leon1Jerry O’Connell (breakfast bar during show on TV)0Meal 1: oyster shucker overhears Larry fell asleep during Hamilton, shakes Larry down for Hamilton tickets. Shucker looks like Gary Cole but is not. Larry rudely [KO] everyone while they are eating dessert. Lin Manuel-Miranda guest stars in this episode and next. Bridget dumps Larry when Larry presents her with sexual NDA. Judge Judy cameo. Susie cheats on Jeff with the Shucker (believe this is the only time it’s shown, interesting given how often Jeff cheats on her).
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910Fatwa!2Dinner at “Vincenti"Larry, Jeff, Susie, Marie (later Marty)Lunch at “Sicilian”Larry, Jeff, Susie, Marty, Leon2Leon (vegetables)Leon (Chinese food)0F. Murray Abraham guest stars. Meal 1: Larry enlists stranger Marie to fill Marty’s seat as restaurant only seats full parties. Dinner party at Jeff and Susie’s new house, but meal not shown; scenes only prior to meal. Some salads at Sammi and Victor’s wedding.
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101Happy New Year2Lunch at “Lunetta"Larry, Phil RosenthalLunch at Unnamed Sushi BarLarry3[KO] Larry, Leon (coffee and bad scones at “Mocha Joe’s”)Ted (pigs in a blanket)Larry (cereal in office)1Snack 1: Mocha Joe returns, becomes Larry’s rival due to fight over too-soft scone, squeaky table, cold coffee. Larry KO due to complaining. Snack 2: Larry can’t get pigs in a blanket, gone before server gets to him. Meal 1: Larry gets Phil, who cornered him into a meal, to leave early by wearing MAGA hat. Meal 2: short scene, Larry uses MAGA hat to stop someone from sitting next to him at sushi bar. Larry [KO] Mocha Joe’s a second time for bothering Richard, banned for life, vows vengeance.
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102Side Sitting3Lunch at “Lunetta"Larry, Cheryl[KO] Dinner at Jeff and Susie’s HouseLarry, Jeff, Susie, Leon, Richard, Andy, CassieLunch at “Lunetta"Larry, Alice2Larry, Jeff, Richard, Leon, Swat, Andy (snacks during poker game)Ted (scone from “Mocha Joe’s”)0Meal 1: Larry asks Cheryl to get back together; she rejects. Snack 2: Ted confronts Larry over side-sitting with Cheryl in Meal 1. Meal 2: everyone creeped out by Susie painting, Larry grumpy with everyone for not inquiring about his cancer test results.
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103Artificial Fruit1Lunch at “Zaragoza”Larry, Richard6Larry (scone)Larry (apple)Andy (scone)2Snack 1: baked by Chulu Porter, old hotel cook Larry remembers to get perfect scone. Snack 2: Larry eats while meeting with lawyer, offends lawyer. Jeff gets scone from Chulu Porter but doesn’t eat it. Snack 3: Andy hates scone. Richard refuses scone. Jeff has popcorn at movies, but Larry knocks down before he can eat. Snack 4: Larry (scone). Snack 5: Larry and Andy (snacks before event). Larry [KO] Survivors United event because he refuses to hug Laverne Cox because she has a cold, which everyone interprets as transphobia instead. Leon and then Larry chip teeth on artificial fruit. Larry, Jeff, and Leon [KO] funeral and thrown in trash cans. Snack 6: Alice (scone), chokes due to dryness.
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104You’re Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey5Lunch at Unnamed RestaurantLarry, Leon, JeffDinner at “Restaurant Hama”Larry, DonnaRoom Service Dinner at “Playa Mariposa”Leon (meal without Larry)5Leon (Ritz cracker, peanut butter, banana slice, and grape jelly combined)Donna (candy on plane)Donna (nuts)2Flashback to Snack 6 in previous episode. Meal 1: first date with Donna, Larry sees she was heavier earlier and gets worried she is a yo-yo dieter. Snack 2: Larry smashes crackers for no real reason. Larry [KO] Jeff and Susie’s room. Meal 4: Larry crashes Ted and Cheryl’s breakfast at resort, nibbles, then crashes Jeff and Susie’s breakfast, then Leon. Meal 5: Larry, Donna at plaza restaurant lunch. Snack 4: Leon (corn). Assumed [KO] wedding for fighting. Snack 5: Donna (pretzel stick).
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105Insufficient Praise2Lunch at Unnamed RestaurantLarry, Richard, CarolLunch at Jeff and Susie’s HouseLarry, Jeff, Susie, Clive Owen00Clive Owen guest star as himself. Isla Fisher guest star as Carol, Richard’s new girlfriend. First episode with Vince Vaughn as Freddy Funkhouser, Marty’s half-brother. Meal 2: takeout from Metzler’s, Clive leaves after being offended by Larry.
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106The Surprise Party000Alan Tudyk guest star as Nazi inventor. Some food and eating in background at “Scopa” before Jeff’s surprise party, but no real meals or snacks throughout episode.
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107The Ugly Section4Lunch at “Tiato”Larry, Jeff, Richard, CarlLunch at “Tiato"Larry, Jeff, SusieLunch at “Tiato"Larry, Veronica1Leon (Pop Tart)1Jane Krakowski guest star as Veronica, Carl’s widow with magical vagina (Carl kills himself during episode because of the NY Jets). “Tiato” the restaurant where customers sorted into ugly and hot sections. Meal 3: Ted and Susie seated in hot section, enraging Larry. Larry insanely botches banging Veronica in one of his dumbest moments, [KO] Veronica’s house for being annoying. Meal 4: Lunch with Larry and Jeff, then Sam at “Tiato”.
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108Elizabeth, Margaret and Larry3Lunch at “Twin Dragon” Chinese RestaurantLarry, Jon HammLunch at Unnamed RestaurantLarry, Richard, Jon Hamm[KO] Dinner Party at Richard & Michelle’sLarry, Richard, Michelle, Jon Hamm, Andy, Cassie, Two Unnamed Others3Leon (pizza bagels?)Jeff (apple slices)[KO] Jon Hamm (scone)0Jon Hamm guest star. Kaitlin Olson returns as Becky. Jon Hamm as himself. Larry has sex with Becky, who immediately tells Cheryl, causing fight. Meal 3: Larry offended because they won’t let him sit on real chair because Michelle thinks he has bleeding rectum. Larry and Jon Hamm KO when Larry stains chair due to Lazy Susan argument. Snack 3: Jon Hamm KO Mocha Joe’s for complaining.