| A | B | C | D | E | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | One of the Bishopric Falls Asleep | Speaker Quotes some sort of Movie | "As I prepared for this talk, I realized I need this talk more than you." | "I'd like to bare my testimony...." | Speaker laughs at their own joke. |
2 | Speaker Quotes C.S. Lewis | "On my mission...." | Speaker tells a joke no one laughs at. | "Today I've been asked to speak on ...." | The Speaker Reads from a Hymn Book |
3 | "In my Patriarchal blessing it says...." | The Speaker Complains about something at least once | FREE SPACE | The Speaker Adjusts the Microphone more than three times | The Speaker Quotes Jesus the Christ |
4 | The Speaker Grips the Sides of the Podium | The Speaker Finishes the talk in two minutes or less | The Speaker Mentions a Recent Vacation | "For those of you who don't know me, my name is..." | The Speaker Misquotes a General Authority |
5 | The Speaker talk about a major trial likd death or cancer | "Webster's Dictionary defines _____ as....." | A phone rings on the stand | Speaker Makes a Joke about the Bishopric | The Speaker Uses more than two Tissues |