The Ultimate Elvis Duran Show Reference Guide

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1		Explanation	Date of Origin	Follow-up comment

2	...doning...	Greg T's way of saying "donating" (regarding donating organs)	6/11/2012
3	(Chomp chomp)	This is the sound you hear when Skeery's mic is on
4	(clip) (sneeze)	Carolina was in TJ's studio, and he had this outtake of her when she was testing out the mic. Elvis stumbled upon this on 3/19/12, wondering what it was	3/19/2012
5	(clip) AA AA EE EE TOOKIE TOOKIE!!	Elvis trying to bring back the Tookie bird from George of the Jungle, used as an audio clip in old radio shows as a sign to call in to win something	1/24/2012
6	(clip) And we're baaaaack!!	A clip from a common guest, Dr. Oz. It was told to Elvis that he sounds like Dr.Oz when he does it, so now it's a thing Elvis does from a long break, (hiatus, etc)
7	(clip) Are we on?	Chuck from FOX 4 NYC (Sue Simmons)	5/3/2012
8	(clip) Because Dr. Oz says so!	Elvis played this when Dr. Oz shows up sometimes	9/27/2011
9	(clip) Bubbles?	Carolina's favorite clip
10	(clip) How did this happen? What the f- happened? What the F- HAPPENED?	Kacie from The Bachelor	2/21/2012
11	(clip) It's T-SHIRT TIIIIIIME!!	In early summer 2011, The Elvis Duran show were giving away Elvis Duran shirts (this clip is with Pauly D)	Early Summer, 2011
12	(clip) Maria Menounos' Laugh	Derek Hough thinks she's super attractive, then he hears her laugh, or goat chuckle	4/3/2012
13	(clip) No! (Herman Cain)	Herman Cain said no, it sounded like a spoiled brat	11/30/2011
14	(clip) Oh my GODDDDuh!	Crowd reaction to The Bachelor	3/13/2012
15	(clip) Ohhhh my goodness!	Miley Cyrus clip
16	(clip) We wish diarrhea upon you.	A clip played when a listener wishes diarrhea on somebody
17	(Heavy Sigh) What is it, Greg T?	Elvis
18	(jingle) Hot Pockets!	Carolina loves this clip
19	(jingle) Mr. Moviefone!
20	(jingle) Passive Aggressive! (ding)
21	(singsong) Oh.. my... gosh!	Elvis reply on a caller	3/19/2012
22	(snorts)	That's how Elvis laughs
23	(song) Clang clang clang went the trolley, ding ding ding went the bell...!	Elvis played during Christmas season 2010, and people told him to stop playing it, so he kept playing it	December 2010
24	1-800-242-0100	Whenever curiousity arises on the show, Elvis opens the lines, and throws this number out there as a sign that he wants to hear caller's response
25	All right, we gotta get moving.	The show sometimes forget they have time restraints
26	And I was waiting to see if the H would be missing from the Hollywood sign.	Apparently a team won yesterday.	6/12/2012
27	Are there other otters?	A caller brought up the fact Elvis inadvertently created a tongue twister when talking about the return of otters to Staten Island	2/15/2012
28	Are we still on the air? Do we still have jobs?	Elvis, After Bag O' Questions	5/10/2012
29	Are you crazy!?	This is said with an old lady voice. It's used once in a while. Sometimes a "Hello! Lady!" follows, like near the end of the 01/04/12 show
30	Are you saying that... It's a yes or no question.	This question is usually directed at Greg T who makes a blanket statement. After the the question, he begins to explain his statement, where Elvis immediately interrupts him with "It's a yes..."
31	As I bring up the topic of douchebags, Greg T walks in!	Elvis was JUST about to talk about douchebags as his next topic	4/30/2012
32	As we speak.	Carolina and Elvis say this together on T's "Kiss a Cabbie Day"	3/19/2012
33	Ask her if she's a virgin.	David Brody asked this on a Christmas Celebrity Match game featuring Mr. Moviefone
34	At the Walmart(s)	TJ, mocking that elderly ladies put "the" before proper nouns
35	Between TJ and Greg T, the conspiracy theorists...	Between TJ's paranoia, and Greg T's shallow mind...	2/16/2012
36	BIGGER	Greg T, on his early show, says, "Carolina is leaving us. She's got something BIGGER heading her way". The room laughs at him about the use of the word	6/14/2012
37	Bob. Bob.	In topic of "Sexual Act for Favors", a Bob calls in. Carolina chimes in after Elvis' "Bob" with a high weird voice, "Hey bob"	Replay 3/6/12
38	Buckim Pahlice!	Froggy loved this when they called Buckingham Palace back in November 2011, and this is their response	5/31/2012
39	Bush in the tush!	Elvis wants to bring an outdated quote back. Reference to Reggie Bush	1/9/2012
40	Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down.	Because everybody is tensed up (usually at each other). Elvis always has to put the room in order. Example date shown.	3/26/2012
41	Can anyone destroy this more than him?	Elvis comments on Greg T attempting to enter an apartment building, and Greg announces who he is and what he does as he tries to see the naked man on the roof	Replay 3/5/12; Replay 6/29/12
42	Can you turn off your wind-up toy?	Greg T has a lot to say in his status update about a young woman exposing herself to have her song played in a club	4/16/2012
43	Carla Marie, you little wench! Come over here, let daddy spank ya!	Danielle says on the intro song that Carla Marie asks, "What song is this? Is this before my time?"	6/6/2012
44	Carolala Berblabla	A text message reminded Elvis of Carolina's other name	6/6/2012
45	Carolina: "I haven't had a blow up in a long time." Froggy: "That means we're due."	Elvis spoke about tossing a microwave in anger, Carolina threw a big fit one time	4/2/2012
46	Changing gears here...	Elvis wants to move on. Example date shown	7/12/2012
47	Chuck'e'Cheese	Skeery's favorite place to hook up
48	Congratulations, whore!	TJ actually said this to a caller!	1/17/2012
49	DFS: Dirty Foot Slut	Says Froggy. Carla Marie, doing horoscopes in the absence of Carolina, is proudly wearing the shoes Elvis got her. Elvis is surprised she's actually wearing shoes	4/5/2012
50	Dick is a name you don't hear a lot.	Mr Moviefone adds to the topic of "Obsolete Baby Names". Elvis argues, "I hear that a LOT."	3/26/2012
51	Did you hear? This is real serious, guys..	Carolina about to make a news report from her reality check which is serious, but pretty much doesn't affect anybody, and nobody really cares, but they make it sound like you should.
52	Ding!	Skeery didn't have a ding ready, so he shouted it (Bachelorette parties)	3/28/2012
53	Do you hate me?	Coasterboy Josh, drunk or not
54	Do you have some music for us, Skeery?	Elvis
55	Don't be a flirt, keep your boobs in your shirt!	Catchy quote from a caller	End of November 2011
56	Eeeeee coli!	Elvis and Carolina sings this together after Skeery's status update (Around the Room) was that he was wearing a brand new shirt without washing it first	4/4/2012
57	Elvis Durana	Elvis wants to bring animals on the show like Jack Hanna. TJ coined this term	6/14/2012
58	Elvis, I'm not afraid of you! I challenge you to a cheese steak! Cheese steak! Cheese steak! Cheese steak! Cheese steak!	Drunk Carolina on a 4 hour trip from Philly to NYC from Q102 Jingle Ball 2011	12/8/2011
59	Elvis, this just in!	Carolina
60	Elvis: "I want to see you naked." Danielle: "Why?" Elvis: "Because you're my sister." Danielle: "That's disgusting!"	Elvis Duranism	1/20/2012
61	Especially when Froggy takes the knife off the table.	Froggy steals restaurant silverware	November 2011
62	Excellent.	Elvis usually says this at the end of the reality check.
63	Feces pieces	The new quote when the show discussed about sharticles flying about from a toilet flush. Very gross	1/3/2012
64	For the love of G-d!!	Elvis
65	Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...	Rebecca Black, Elvis sings it	3/18/2011
66	Get those eggs outta my face! Good Lord, lady!	Mr. Moviefone, reaction to the meals the cast brought to the studio	3/26/2012
67	Go play on the turnpike!	Elvis to Greg T. TJ loved it	5/31/2012
68	Gosh, there's nothing that makes me lose wood faster than the last free trip phone tap.	The final Free Trip Phone Tap for the Mixtape Music Festival at Hershey, 2012	4/27/2012
69	Greg T, go kick some rocks!	Carolina says to T after he was double-pranked teasing Carla Marie about her butt
70	Greg T, you added nothing to the show. Nothing.	When Elvis returns from letting a show run on its own, Elvis praised the room for their initiative. Greg T, however...	1/26/2012
71	Greg T!
72	Greg, are you stupid? Because I tell people all the time you're not stupid.	Sherry, on a phone tap where Greg T is the victim	4/26/2012
73	Greg, we do not call our listeners, "Biatches". Get out of the room.	Greg T called a listener a biatch because the listener admits to hating Oprah in a "Which celebrity do you hate?" segment	1/10/2012
74	Greg!
75	Greg. You're taking your shirt off in front of the cops?	I don't know. Greg T is on the roof looking for the naked man on the roof, and the cops are in front of the apartment building.	Replay 3/5/12; Replay 6/29/12
76	Gregory!
77	GUYS! This is WRONG!	Elvis trying to put the room in order
78	Hands down, BOOTY UP!	Momma taught Carolina	4/24/2012
79	HELLLLL(s) no!	Froggy
80	Hello!	Somebody MUST finish this with "Lady!" when it is said like this. Part of the "Hello! Lady!" fun
81	Hello! Lady!	Uncle Johnny started the hottest phrase on the show, In 2011, Elvis said to use this instead of cursing.
82	Here comes Coasterboy Josh. "Oh. Hey. Wats up."	TJ teasing Coasterboy Josh talking like a boring character
83	Here's a pen and a piece of paper. Go write down the things you don't understand (and look it up after).	Greg T asks what a sternum is during self-surgery topic	8/23/2012
84	Hey, now!	Carolina says this sometimes after a sexual remark
85	Hi oh!	The hot "Hello!"; also used as a sexual innuendo (sometimes also a general innuendo). Originated from an old co-host of an old TV show
86	Hi, Friday, how are you?	Skeery asked, "You're talking to Friday?" Elvis corrected himself, "Hi Froggy..."	5/11/2012
87	How can you tell when Josh is sad?	Coasterboy Josh is saddened he spent 2 hours on an intro clip for Nicki Minaj, who failed to show up for a scheduled in-studio interview	4/3/2012
88	Huh.	A statement made that intrigues Elvis. After he goes "huh.", the rest of the room chimes in
89	I did NOT raise you to be a slut!	Mom on a November 2011 Phone Tap	11/18/2011
90	I had a Fred Flintstone up my butt!	In the topic of "What falls out of your bra", Elvis says he found a vitamin falling out of his butt	3/14/2012
91	I HATE this music. Skeery, every time you play it, I BEG you to delete it from the system.	Skeery tries to choose a theme song for a new segment, "America's Got Talent on the Phone"	5/7/2012
92	I have to take a William Shatner!	Elvis's favorite line that makes Skeery laugh.	1/20/2012
93	I have to take a Wiz Khalifa!	Skeery says in response to Elvis' Willaim Shatner line. Skeery loves it.	1/20/2012
94	I kid, I kid!	Joke response
95	I left Lisa one time at a Pizza Hut	Lisa asks to stop at a Pizza Hut. Froggy dropped her and took off	1/5/2012
96	I love that about you.	Elvis usually says this to Carolina. Example date shown	3/30/2012
97	I need a Jägermeister shot.		1/19/2012
98	I need sex.	"Is it okay if I go to my office and do myself?" says stressful Elvis	6/1/2012
99	I need to have a diva moment.	TJ feels left out that he doesn't throw fits like everybody else on the show	4/2/2012
100	I swear to G-d!	Skeery says this all the time. Elvis actually addressed this during the mispaced Reality Check audio clip after the Topic Train questions	3/20/2012