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smalltowntalk
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Please enter below some small town JRPG NPC dialogue.
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WHOSAYS WHATWHERE
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lMaster PhillipFather tells me to play out in the yard when he slays the lambs. He thinks it will distract me, but I always find the blood-matted straw later if I dig hard enough.bedroomv
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oTownspersonI still haven't fixed the holes in my pockets yet, so my shoes are full of coins.towna
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vTownspersonI've been bullied all my life!hiding behind the bushesl
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eJoshCole slaw? Tastes bad.parking loto
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WhoeverI have soo many good band name ideas. I won't tell you any of them, of course.where everu
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dTownspersonHonestly, this whole town is built on rats.townr
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eTownspersonThe golden hour at this time of year is a little later than expected. I would say maybe around 7:40ish. The best place to view it is on the higher grounds of the valley south of here. If you're not doing anything today, take a glance!town
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aBookkeeperThe management here is all over the place. They hired someone new, fired them a month later, and then brought on another new person who actually wanted be in a different department. I'm the one who has to pick up all the slack when people in Ops make mistakes or are missing!company headquartersk
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tTownspersonWhen I was little, I would pick all the berries from these trees and smash them with my foot on the sidewalk.townn
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hMaster PeterMy li'ul brutha 'as a strange way about 'im since the one eyed woman 'as been stayin at the inn.o
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Man struggling with a saddleEh, what a ruse. The thing is rusted shut. I'll have to go into town Fifth Day to get a few new buckles.by the barnyardw
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sBoy killing bugsI like to watch their insides go outside...l
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oSuffererFridged hands ... oh! My fridged hands!generally outsidee
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rStarving travelerPlease ... a nibble of bread ... Please...roadside d
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rStarving traveler 2* She seems to be sleeping. *roadside g
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oVendorTough times these be a-happenin'. Might ye spare a shilling for the local economy, good traveler?market e
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wProstheletising townsperson THE YELLOW BLIGHT SHALL STRIKE ALL THAT DO NOT REPENT!market
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Teen with acne I was told the bus would be here by now. I'm gonna be so late! My date's gonna hate me!!!bus stationd
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cMargaretThese days, most of the mail I get are advertisement postcards and shopping catalogues. Grandpa used to write me, but he's passed away now.o
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oDrunk teenI would NEVER hang out around Club Beach Marinara after sundown. Something about the water seems different on that side of town.park bench u
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uCurious neighborLast night the chicken coup caught fire. I went to see if it smelled like roasted chicken, but all the chickens lived. But that's good.window from their apartmentb
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rThelmaMom always stops my favorite TV show to get me ready for piano lessons. I never get to see the ending.t
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aGoth with spikey hair Most of the girls in Briggintown go for flashy guys with cars and good families. I haven't found anyone here that seems to understand my style. the mall
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gClaudeI have two monitors at my desk whenever I'm working. Do you?h
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eThe PublisherI like standing around the town square at dusk after work hours. I wait for the bell to strike six before walking home.o
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Garrett I still can't play Moonlight Sonata without mucking up the interlude. Dad's never going to let me go on senior trip... foyer p
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iIdle cafeteria kidThe sun on this orange juice box is staring back at me. e
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nHopeful oneMy tooth has been wobbling day to day. Any time now!
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tOld and kind white nerdThe thing is dusty and outdated, and I'm not sure if I can find any of the parts anymore. But it still brings me comfort, so I keep it around. garager
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rRandom ambling poet muttering to themselvesHearts and thoughts, and keys and locks. What a loss, oh what a loss.e
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iDinner's a fop and I'm overworked.kitchen tablev
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gLoitering man I gotta piss, but I won't risk doing it in there. gas station e
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uWoman with a kind smileMost people pass thorugh Briggintown on their way to Medopolis. We sustain ourselves through tourism, but we don't want anything to do with their "new way" of living. fruit stand n
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eAlchemistHere, we have three kinds of common leaves. JARLINGS are bluish with three pointed tips. They often exhibit healing qualities that are especially effective against burns. KINSITH branch out widely in many small, confetti-like shapes. Those are good for morning tea—the caffiene levels are fairly moderate to strong. DOPPLESOD are venomous and particularly cruel. They will give you a rash, but only weeks after contact. And the rashes escalade over two weeks before petering out.the greenest hedgeg
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Boy with a modern hatThe elders say people heading to Medopolis are consumed by greed... A man passing through gave me this hat, but didn't ask for anything in return!e
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lBlind seaman If ye' ever find yerself with a burn tha' seems to go deeper than skin level ... try mixing JARLINGS with a touch 'e SILE WATER for a remedy that soothes tha SOUL. the eastern docks
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uBouncer Sorry bub, no one gets into CLUB BEACH MARINARA without an X-ID chip. club beach marinara i
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sToddI never pick up any of my nail clippings, so sometimes they get caught on my socks.d
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tFishmanGot any SILE WATER? bar l
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Desolate townsman We don't see many people passing through since the new prime minister came to power. alley e
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rFishman 2 I drink and drink all day but my thirst is insatiable...bar n
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eFishamn 3SILE WATER? I dont touch the stuff anymore. But I still dream about it every night...e
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gTrenchcoat manEhyahaya kid! You look like you need a shine on that dagger of yours! Pay me 50 jinglers and it will look like new!alleys
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rDistracted youthEvery day I come to the library and ask them to order a copy of my favorite book. But every next day, my favorite book is never there!!!library stairss
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eAnonymous quokkaSppreeeeeep!!library
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tBum* Hic! * I used to be a paladin until Mr. Efrit got his hand on the * hic! * MORNING STONE. Now FIRE FLUID is all I have left. Morning Chapel Ruinsw
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TravisMy goal is to get good at magic card tricks by the end of summer. Then I can scare the bullies at school right from the start.i
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pPriestess May Magrid bless the lost soul who passes through the Errel Mire.Morning Chapel Ruinss
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rMarketerToday I'm harvesting DOPPLESOD. Why...? ...That's private.valley groved
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iYe olde nuclear familyBless the bread, the pig's flesh, the grapes so green. Bless the sweet milk of our fruitful harvest. Bless the butter, the fig, the onion rooted so deep. Our nourishment is taken for granted not.dinner tableo
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dBum 2FIRE... FLUID... * He stopped responding. *Morning Chapel Ruinsm
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eWell-meaning valetThe MORNING STONE is just an urban legend. How do I know? I read it in the news, of course!!!break room
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Rock and RollerRock and Roll! Step on the Bugs!abandoned bush
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sGnomeWife says the BARLEY SNIFFER is at it again. But how could he get away from the LAURELS that I hung?gardena
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tSexy actressJimmy swears that he's seen the MORNING STONE! I don't care about any of that as long as I can stay in Medopolis! AHAHHAHA! r
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rElderly wenchDo you have any spare batteries? m
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eTimothy LizardoThomas Lizardo is a liar, you know. Whatever you do, you shouldn't trust a word he says.waldo squareo
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nShopkeeperThese are the best prices in town! Not like LUCKY LUCY down the street...armor shopn
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gThomas LizardoTimothy lizardo is my brother. I would trust him with my life! ...Why do you ask?the daniel buildingy
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tGnomeHo ho ho! the BARLEY SNIFFER won't get away from these ELDER APPLESEEDS! Just one sniff and he will never be thirsty again!garden
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hLauraI haven't changed the locks to my front door since moving in. Is there reason to?d
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Smooth jazzerSmooth Jazz... Step on the Bugs...ghost towne
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dDrunk solider I tried to take on a really strong BLIGHTSORE and ended up loosing half my jinglers...tavern s
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iDeputy Head of the Committee(The truth is, I'm aware that the scale of the robot wouldn't make sense in the real world. I just think it looks cooler this way is all. There is more to life than science.)expo centerp
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sDr. TerrierI invented a modern hat that can monitor the wearer's vital signals and mana levels from a distance of up to twenty knots. I've only sold a single unit, though... Maybe I'm just not cut out for this.ramshackle laboratorya
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sWeary mechanicMy father fought in the war alongside Efrit. When the Caldar's broke through the line, dew from the MORNING STONE burned a hole right through the chapel. Such a sight ... I can't help but wonder where that hole led...waterfall generator facilityi
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oSickly girl The evil spread by the facility at Medopolis has devastated the Errel Mire. The springs only produce FIRE WATER anymore... town square r
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nElderly mechanicMedopolis used to get its BLUE WATER from the BLESSINGS. Now, this generator is all we have left.waterfall generator facility
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aPottery instructorSome of the pots look heavier than others. But the only way to really tell is by lifting them yourself.d
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nMiddle managerI am so tired of that sickly girl and her exaggerations.town squaree
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cPlease, Mr. Lizardo is my father!s
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eLower managerMy boss is always lying, but it is my job to make sure nobody ever finds out. ...Oops!!!beside the wellp
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Oafish pickpocketA jingler here, a jingler there, and soon I sound like a jingler bear!tavern bathroomo
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gYoung boy BLUE WATER? I've heard the adults talking about it, but I think they made it up as a way to make me practice piano more... foyern
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rSince all my songs are centered around the central three octaves, the last and first notes on the piano are extremely crusty.d
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eExplainerWhy is it called the Daniel building? Because Daniel did the building.e
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eSinister werewolfYou know, I'm not all evil.ghost townn
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dBuxom mummyAny chance you can help us prime the well?ghost townc
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WilhelmYes, I'm Wilhelm. cavern y
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iYoung girl I've loved Wilhelm all me life!town square
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nPleading oneNo! Please! Any two fingers, just not those ones!!!
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nFlustered shopperOnions and carrots! What was he thinking!town square
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oWoman with sunglasses I'm just passing through, but I wouldn't go near that well if I were you. FIRE WATER seems to infect the mind of anyone who drinks it. ghost town
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cPottery class patronI lifted a pot and something dark poured out of it! Almost like water but cold in a way that made me shudder to the core...
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eTravisI have five of the same cards. I'm going to give them to all of my buddies.school yard
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nSusieWe have to watch Survivor every night or else we will die.telephone
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cFollow-up young girlI've loved Wilhelm all ME life.
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eBlonde girl Some people think werewolves are the scum of the earth. I dont think they're half as bad as the freeks that make their way to Medopolis. the mall
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BillboardWILHELM AT THE DANIEL BUILDING, COMING THIS SPRING
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LesterThat's a fine question and all, but I don't think we can load up before getting the okay from Wilhelm.