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9 | Please enter below some small town JRPG NPC dialogue. | ||||||||
10 | WHO | SAYS WHAT | WHERE | ||||||
11 | l | Master Phillip | Father tells me to play out in the yard when he slays the lambs. He thinks it will distract me, but I always find the blood-matted straw later if I dig hard enough. | bedroom | v | ||||
12 | o | Townsperson | I still haven't fixed the holes in my pockets yet, so my shoes are full of coins. | town | a | ||||
13 | v | Townsperson | I've been bullied all my life! | hiding behind the bushes | l | ||||
14 | e | Josh | Cole slaw? Tastes bad. | parking lot | o | ||||
15 | Whoever | I have soo many good band name ideas. I won't tell you any of them, of course. | where ever | u | |||||
16 | d | Townsperson | Honestly, this whole town is built on rats. | town | r | ||||
17 | e | Townsperson | The golden hour at this time of year is a little later than expected. I would say maybe around 7:40ish. The best place to view it is on the higher grounds of the valley south of here. If you're not doing anything today, take a glance! | town | |||||
18 | a | Bookkeeper | The management here is all over the place. They hired someone new, fired them a month later, and then brought on another new person who actually wanted be in a different department. I'm the one who has to pick up all the slack when people in Ops make mistakes or are missing! | company headquarters | k | ||||
19 | t | Townsperson | When I was little, I would pick all the berries from these trees and smash them with my foot on the sidewalk. | town | n | ||||
20 | h | Master Peter | My li'ul brutha 'as a strange way about 'im since the one eyed woman 'as been stayin at the inn. | o | |||||
21 | Man struggling with a saddle | Eh, what a ruse. The thing is rusted shut. I'll have to go into town Fifth Day to get a few new buckles. | by the barnyard | w | |||||
22 | s | Boy killing bugs | I like to watch their insides go outside... | l | |||||
23 | o | Sufferer | Fridged hands ... oh! My fridged hands! | generally outside | e | ||||
24 | r | Starving traveler | Please ... a nibble of bread ... Please... | roadside | d | ||||
25 | r | Starving traveler 2 | * She seems to be sleeping. * | roadside | g | ||||
26 | o | Vendor | Tough times these be a-happenin'. Might ye spare a shilling for the local economy, good traveler? | market | e | ||||
27 | w | Prostheletising townsperson | THE YELLOW BLIGHT SHALL STRIKE ALL THAT DO NOT REPENT! | market | |||||
28 | Teen with acne | I was told the bus would be here by now. I'm gonna be so late! My date's gonna hate me!!! | bus station | d | |||||
29 | c | Margaret | These days, most of the mail I get are advertisement postcards and shopping catalogues. Grandpa used to write me, but he's passed away now. | o | |||||
30 | o | Drunk teen | I would NEVER hang out around Club Beach Marinara after sundown. Something about the water seems different on that side of town. | park bench | u | ||||
31 | u | Curious neighbor | Last night the chicken coup caught fire. I went to see if it smelled like roasted chicken, but all the chickens lived. But that's good. | window from their apartment | b | ||||
32 | r | Thelma | Mom always stops my favorite TV show to get me ready for piano lessons. I never get to see the ending. | t | |||||
33 | a | Goth with spikey hair | Most of the girls in Briggintown go for flashy guys with cars and good families. I haven't found anyone here that seems to understand my style. | the mall | |||||
34 | g | Claude | I have two monitors at my desk whenever I'm working. Do you? | h | |||||
35 | e | The Publisher | I like standing around the town square at dusk after work hours. I wait for the bell to strike six before walking home. | o | |||||
36 | Garrett | I still can't play Moonlight Sonata without mucking up the interlude. Dad's never going to let me go on senior trip... | foyer | p | |||||
37 | i | Idle cafeteria kid | The sun on this orange juice box is staring back at me. | e | |||||
38 | n | Hopeful one | My tooth has been wobbling day to day. Any time now! | ||||||
39 | t | Old and kind white nerd | The thing is dusty and outdated, and I'm not sure if I can find any of the parts anymore. But it still brings me comfort, so I keep it around. | garage | r | ||||
40 | r | Random ambling poet muttering to themselves | Hearts and thoughts, and keys and locks. What a loss, oh what a loss. | e | |||||
41 | i | Dinner's a fop and I'm overworked. | kitchen table | v | |||||
42 | g | Loitering man | I gotta piss, but I won't risk doing it in there. | gas station | e | ||||
43 | u | Woman with a kind smile | Most people pass thorugh Briggintown on their way to Medopolis. We sustain ourselves through tourism, but we don't want anything to do with their "new way" of living. | fruit stand | n | ||||
44 | e | Alchemist | Here, we have three kinds of common leaves. JARLINGS are bluish with three pointed tips. They often exhibit healing qualities that are especially effective against burns. KINSITH branch out widely in many small, confetti-like shapes. Those are good for morning tea—the caffiene levels are fairly moderate to strong. DOPPLESOD are venomous and particularly cruel. They will give you a rash, but only weeks after contact. And the rashes escalade over two weeks before petering out. | the greenest hedge | g | ||||
45 | Boy with a modern hat | The elders say people heading to Medopolis are consumed by greed... A man passing through gave me this hat, but didn't ask for anything in return! | e | ||||||
46 | l | Blind seaman | If ye' ever find yerself with a burn tha' seems to go deeper than skin level ... try mixing JARLINGS with a touch 'e SILE WATER for a remedy that soothes tha SOUL. | the eastern docks | |||||
47 | u | Bouncer | Sorry bub, no one gets into CLUB BEACH MARINARA without an X-ID chip. | club beach marinara | i | ||||
48 | s | Todd | I never pick up any of my nail clippings, so sometimes they get caught on my socks. | d | |||||
49 | t | Fishman | Got any SILE WATER? | bar | l | ||||
50 | Desolate townsman | We don't see many people passing through since the new prime minister came to power. | alley | e | |||||
51 | r | Fishman 2 | I drink and drink all day but my thirst is insatiable... | bar | n | ||||
52 | e | Fishamn 3 | SILE WATER? I dont touch the stuff anymore. But I still dream about it every night... | e | |||||
53 | g | Trenchcoat man | Ehyahaya kid! You look like you need a shine on that dagger of yours! Pay me 50 jinglers and it will look like new! | alley | s | ||||
54 | r | Distracted youth | Every day I come to the library and ask them to order a copy of my favorite book. But every next day, my favorite book is never there!!! | library stairs | s | ||||
55 | e | Anonymous quokka | Sppreeeeeep!! | library | |||||
56 | t | Bum | * Hic! * I used to be a paladin until Mr. Efrit got his hand on the * hic! * MORNING STONE. Now FIRE FLUID is all I have left. | Morning Chapel Ruins | w | ||||
57 | Travis | My goal is to get good at magic card tricks by the end of summer. Then I can scare the bullies at school right from the start. | i | ||||||
58 | p | Priestess | May Magrid bless the lost soul who passes through the Errel Mire. | Morning Chapel Ruins | s | ||||
59 | r | Marketer | Today I'm harvesting DOPPLESOD. Why...? ...That's private. | valley grove | d | ||||
60 | i | Ye olde nuclear family | Bless the bread, the pig's flesh, the grapes so green. Bless the sweet milk of our fruitful harvest. Bless the butter, the fig, the onion rooted so deep. Our nourishment is taken for granted not. | dinner table | o | ||||
61 | d | Bum 2 | FIRE... FLUID... * He stopped responding. * | Morning Chapel Ruins | m | ||||
62 | e | Well-meaning valet | The MORNING STONE is just an urban legend. How do I know? I read it in the news, of course!!! | break room | |||||
63 | Rock and Roller | Rock and Roll! Step on the Bugs! | abandoned bus | h | |||||
64 | s | Gnome | Wife says the BARLEY SNIFFER is at it again. But how could he get away from the LAURELS that I hung? | garden | a | ||||
65 | t | Sexy actress | Jimmy swears that he's seen the MORNING STONE! I don't care about any of that as long as I can stay in Medopolis! AHAHHAHA! | r | |||||
66 | r | Elderly wench | Do you have any spare batteries? | m | |||||
67 | e | Timothy Lizardo | Thomas Lizardo is a liar, you know. Whatever you do, you shouldn't trust a word he says. | waldo square | o | ||||
68 | n | Shopkeeper | These are the best prices in town! Not like LUCKY LUCY down the street... | armor shop | n | ||||
69 | g | Thomas Lizardo | Timothy lizardo is my brother. I would trust him with my life! ...Why do you ask? | the daniel building | y | ||||
70 | t | Gnome | Ho ho ho! the BARLEY SNIFFER won't get away from these ELDER APPLESEEDS! Just one sniff and he will never be thirsty again! | garden | |||||
71 | h | Laura | I haven't changed the locks to my front door since moving in. Is there reason to? | d | |||||
72 | Smooth jazzer | Smooth Jazz... Step on the Bugs... | ghost town | e | |||||
73 | d | Drunk solider | I tried to take on a really strong BLIGHTSORE and ended up loosing half my jinglers... | tavern | s | ||||
74 | i | Deputy Head of the Committee | (The truth is, I'm aware that the scale of the robot wouldn't make sense in the real world. I just think it looks cooler this way is all. There is more to life than science.) | expo center | p | ||||
75 | s | Dr. Terrier | I invented a modern hat that can monitor the wearer's vital signals and mana levels from a distance of up to twenty knots. I've only sold a single unit, though... Maybe I'm just not cut out for this. | ramshackle laboratory | a | ||||
76 | s | Weary mechanic | My father fought in the war alongside Efrit. When the Caldar's broke through the line, dew from the MORNING STONE burned a hole right through the chapel. Such a sight ... I can't help but wonder where that hole led... | waterfall generator facility | i | ||||
77 | o | Sickly girl | The evil spread by the facility at Medopolis has devastated the Errel Mire. The springs only produce FIRE WATER anymore... | town square | r | ||||
78 | n | Elderly mechanic | Medopolis used to get its BLUE WATER from the BLESSINGS. Now, this generator is all we have left. | waterfall generator facility | |||||
79 | a | Pottery instructor | Some of the pots look heavier than others. But the only way to really tell is by lifting them yourself. | d | |||||
80 | n | Middle manager | I am so tired of that sickly girl and her exaggerations. | town square | e | ||||
81 | c | Please, Mr. Lizardo is my father! | s | ||||||
82 | e | Lower manager | My boss is always lying, but it is my job to make sure nobody ever finds out. ...Oops!!! | beside the well | p | ||||
83 | Oafish pickpocket | A jingler here, a jingler there, and soon I sound like a jingler bear! | tavern bathroom | o | |||||
84 | g | Young boy | BLUE WATER? I've heard the adults talking about it, but I think they made it up as a way to make me practice piano more... | foyer | n | ||||
85 | r | Since all my songs are centered around the central three octaves, the last and first notes on the piano are extremely crusty. | d | ||||||
86 | e | Explainer | Why is it called the Daniel building? Because Daniel did the building. | e | |||||
87 | e | Sinister werewolf | You know, I'm not all evil. | ghost town | n | ||||
88 | d | Buxom mummy | Any chance you can help us prime the well? | ghost town | c | ||||
89 | Wilhelm | Yes, I'm Wilhelm. | cavern | y | |||||
90 | i | Young girl | I've loved Wilhelm all me life! | town square | |||||
91 | n | Pleading one | No! Please! Any two fingers, just not those ones!!! | ||||||
92 | n | Flustered shopper | Onions and carrots! What was he thinking! | town square | |||||
93 | o | Woman with sunglasses | I'm just passing through, but I wouldn't go near that well if I were you. FIRE WATER seems to infect the mind of anyone who drinks it. | ghost town | |||||
94 | c | Pottery class patron | I lifted a pot and something dark poured out of it! Almost like water but cold in a way that made me shudder to the core... | ||||||
95 | e | Travis | I have five of the same cards. I'm going to give them to all of my buddies. | school yard | |||||
96 | n | Susie | We have to watch Survivor every night or else we will die. | telephone | |||||
97 | c | Follow-up young girl | I've loved Wilhelm all ME life. | ||||||
98 | e | Blonde girl | Some people think werewolves are the scum of the earth. I dont think they're half as bad as the freeks that make their way to Medopolis. | the mall | |||||
99 | Billboard | WILHELM AT THE DANIEL BUILDING, COMING THIS SPRING | |||||||
100 | Lester | That's a fine question and all, but I don't think we can load up before getting the okay from Wilhelm. |