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White Cards (noun or gerund - single word or phrase)Black Cards (direct question or fill-in-the-blank statement with one blank or two) (5 underscores = blank)
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_____ as a service.
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Brogrammers_____ dooms any project to epic failure.
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Continuous integration_____ is a feature, not a bug.
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STEMSmashing the _____ for fun and profit
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The Cult of Mac_____ is weaponized privilege.
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Degraded performance in some AWS availability zones_____ is webscale.
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Developers_____ logs or it didn't happen.
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DevOps_____ with one weird trick.
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Eating sushi with Andrew Clay Shafer_____, as one does.
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fuckedcompany.com_____, for some values of _____.
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GitAsk Me Anything about _____.
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GolangCalled on account of _____.
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Growth hackingDisrupting the established players in _____ via _____.
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vi vi viDoge _____.
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Hacker NewsEmployees must _____ before returning to work.
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Larry EllisonEnterprise _____ in the cloud.
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Leaky abstractionsEnterprise-ready _____.
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MeritocracyEpic yak-shave caused by _____.
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MongoDBFacebook has acquired _____ for $10b and _____.
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Node.jsFree as in _____.
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NPMGlitter-bombed with _____.
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Pareto Inefficient Nash EquilibriumsHi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such commit messages as _____ and _____.
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Posting on Etsy's codeascraft blogHow even is _____ formed?
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PythonI can haz _____.
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Python datetime moduleTinder for _____
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RecruiterFailIf _____ is the answer, you are asking the wrong question.
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____ does not type check.
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RubyIf you're using _____, you're gonna have a bad time.
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Running out of IPv4 addressesNobody ever got fired for _____.
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SysadminsRunning Windows in production leads to _____.
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The Stanford of CanadaThe Internet is for cat memes and _____.
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Thought leadership"Our release schedule doesn't have time for _____."
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TwitterThe Internet of Things will be controlled by _____.
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Unicode errorsThe only thing necessary for evil to triumph is _____.
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Unknown source in your stack traceUber is on surge pricing because of _____.
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Waiting for console.aws.amazon.comWARN: _____ has been deprecated.
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Women in techWill merge pull requests for _____.
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Yet another package managerZero-day _____.
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Our Release EngineerTime to schedule the postmortem for _____. .
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DevOps DaysIt worked on my _____.
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Bullshit.io_____, the only thing worse than recruiting spam.
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OpenSSLtbu
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HeartbleedPut some ______ on it
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The NSAWrap it with the _____ duct tape
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O'ReillyBut Google is using _____ so we should too!
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Edward Snowden_____ is the new _____.
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GoogleEtsy says we should _____ everything.
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Magic Sprayxkcd.com just made a hilarious comic making fun of _____.
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Web scaleThis isn't going to be all unicorns and _____.
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Functional programmingApple just patented _____.
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Stack trace generatorWhen I was a kid we didn't have _____.
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PHP? Oh dear god why?!_____ is a nice idea, lets found a start-up.
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ActionScript 3_____ is for closers.
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SVN
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Perl 6DevOps: Now with 100% more _____!
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COTS SharewareMain benefits of automation: _____ and _____.
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2400 baud modemChef convergence failed due to _____.
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A squirrel with a taste for fiber...and then there was the time I found _____ on the root partition.
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Zombie processesWe run production on _____ and _____.
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CAP TheoremManagement said it's OK to deploy _____ at 5pm on Friday
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Snowflake serverDid you know that we have _____ on pager rotation?
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A Cisco router with a flaky chip"There was no good solution for _____, so we built our own."
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NullPointerException: nullAmazon built a datacenter on the moon to lessen the risk of _____ causing problems.
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Apache 1.2 running as rootIn order to improve security, we're upgrading to _____.
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More buzzwords than you can shake a scrum atThe two pillars of our Continuous Deployment pipeline are _____ and _____.
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it better not have, why wouldn't you textI got paged at 3am because of _____.
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VisualBasic DLLsThe most stable part of our infrastructure? _____
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A JAR full of spaghettiWhen I told Jez Humble about our _____, he actually cried.
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An epic caffeine benderWhen I write a book about my experiences, it'll be called "_____, the good parts"
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A WSDL from 2003Restoring from backups failed due to _____.
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The Sales & Marketing departmentMy two most indispensable tools are _____ and _____.
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Business logic in PowerPoint slidesThe production datacenter burned down because of _____.
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/var/log symlinked to /dev/nullIt turns out that the button labeled "Don't Push" actually does _____.
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Hypervisors running hypervisors running hypervisorsYou should think of your servers like _____ and not like _____.
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An angry badger with an electromagnet on its backI find Java to be way too _____.
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A shared root passwordIt's like trying to herd _____.
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Private keys in /var/wwwI ended up having to buy a replacement _____ on eBay.
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Parsing HTML with regex_____ is more memory than anyone will ever need on a computer.
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A 3.5" floppy disk_____ Driven Development.
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An untested restore processThe RIAA is suing me for downloading _____.
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A cron job that reboots the server every 5 minutesSecurity? We've got that! We use _____.
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Apache Zookeeper on a 286sudo pip install _____
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Sadness as a ServiceWhen I hooked the 3D printer up to the Internet, it accidentally created _____.
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Cloud-based business strategyMy next blog post will be about how we used _____ to create _____.
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Cloud 2.0So, I was using Wireshark to check network traffic... Did you know we have _____ in production?
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The next Y2KMy eyes started bleeding when I opened the editor and saw _____.
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An army of chaos monkeys, all carrying flamethrowersI think maybe I'll leave _____ off my resumé.
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A CORBA service written in Ada which communicates using JSONxWe don't need _____ - we have _____ !
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A home-rolled systemd replacementManagement just told me I need to get certified in _____.
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A custom kernel with Frontpage Extensions installedOur app is like _____, but for _____.
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A mobile web 2.0 RIAMarketing says we're leaders in the _____ space, but I think it's more accurate to say we specialize in _____.
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Agony-Driven DevelopmentOur greatest achievement in the last year is _____.
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Being acquired by OracleI write my code in vim because of _____
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Catastrophic Failure as a ServiceIf we make this deadline, Management has promised us _____.
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Zombie processesSweet! I just found a Puppet module for _____!
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A global write lockLast week, I created a Chef recipe for _____; this week, it's an entire cookbook for _____, Automation FTW!
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75-tier architectureWe really need to open-source our _____.
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Hand-crafted artisan x86 assembly code:qA sales rep just tried to pitch me on _____; I told them we already have _____.