Metafilter Clickbaits Book Titles
Comments
 Share
The version of the browser you are using is no longer supported. Please upgrade to a supported browser.Dismiss

 
$
%
123
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
|
 
Still loading...
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRS
1
Mefi usernameOriginal TitleWritten By
2
Ever Wonder What All The Fuss Is About? The Answer Will Bore And Depress You!The Card CheatAtlas ShruggedAyn Rand
3
And I'm Bitch Fantastic! Good Morning, Miami!Rock Steady
4
One Weird Trick to Stop Having to Fly Bomber Missions!Curious ArtificerCatch-22Joseph Heller
5
Why This Horrific Totalitarian Regime Is Just Like You Not Being Able To Pirate Whatever You LikeArtwNineteen Eighty-FourGeorge Orwell
6
This ex-naval captain's friendship with a dragon will warm your heartNoraReedTemeraire SeriesNaomi Novik
7
Has He Gone Too Far? Chameleon's Crazy Plastic Surgery Before and AfterphunniemeeThe Mixed-Up ChameleonEric Carle
8
It Was The Best Of Times. You Won't Believe What Else It Was!uosuaqA Tale of Two CitiesCharles Dickens
9
First His Uncle Killed His Father, Then Married His Mother. What Happened Next Will Make Your Jaw Drop.codacorollaHamletShakespeare
10
This Brahmin Prince Achieves Enlightenment Using Only a River And This One Weird Trick.codacorollaSiddharthaHerman Hesse
11
This One Weird Ring Can Stop Your Ominous Lidless Eye ProblemoulipianLord of the RingsJ.R.R. Tolkein
12
Learn the 65,000 weird facts about the entire world!rebentCIA World Factbook?
13
The Percentage Of People Who Poop Will Astonish YouuosuaqEverybody PoopsTarō Gomi
14
Your Head Will Explode Like A Red Balloon When You Hear What This Rabbit Says Goodnight To.mittensGoodnight MoonMargaret Wise Brown
15
Poor Richard's LifehackspibeandresPoor Richard's AlmanackBen Franklin
16
The Romans nailed him up to a giant letter "t." What happened next could change the world.Joey MichaelsThe Holy Biblen/a
17
3 Weird Plates You Have To Read Before You DiedavejayBook of Mormonn/a
18
A little girl is murdered! Let's examine the family as they grieve while the little girl does voice over from heaven!angrycatThe Lovely BonesAlice Sebold
19
This Aging Conservative King is Unable to Accept his Daughter's Sexuality and Agency. If You Think That's Wrong Like I Do, Then Share This Folio.codacorollaKing LearShakespeare
20
CLICK HERE to find out how many other readers acknowledge that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.uosuaqPride and PrejudiceJane Austen
21
These single men were in possession of good fortunes... You'll never believe what they were in want of!FreonPride and PrejudiceJane Austen
22
The Heartbreaking Story of Four Brothers and Their Abusive Father. On Page 400 Dmitri Breaks Off His Engagement, on Page 689 Ivan Renounces God, on Page 1,256 Alyosha Doubts his Faith, and You Won't Believe What Happesn on Page 2,876!codacorollaBrothers KaramazovFyodor Dostoyevsky
23
This poor, disabled man just wanted to pet some rabbits. Your heart will break at what happens next...FreonOf Mice and MenJohn Steinbeck
24
The love of her life was murdered by pirates. Find out how one girl still got it exactly as she wished.FreonThe Princess BrideWilliam Goldman
25
Don't Make These Mistakes When Burying Your Mother!perhapsesAs I Lay DyingWilliam Faulkner
26
What happened after this guy slept with his mother is eyepopping!jaduncanOedipus the KingSophocles
27
Christmas for $1,000? How This Man Almost Did It!perhapsesLight in AugustWilliam Faulkner
28
Proven Ideas for Starting Your Own Church and Getting Followers, plus Mistakes to Watch Out For!perhapsesWise BloodFlannery O'Connor
29
This Woman Pretended to be Blind and Caught Her Husband Cheating!perhapsesBlindnessJose Saramago
30
They Never Gave "a" Inch: How a Grammatical Mistake Cost This Family Their Livelihood.perhapsesSometimes a Great NotionKen Kesey
31
One Weird Trick to Fit a Large Item into a Furnace!perhapsesNative SonRichard Wright
32
This Crazy Alien Artifact Represents a Problem From Outside of Your Context, You Won't Believe What It Decides To Call Itself!ArtwExcessionIain M Banks
33
A Man Rings a Bell and Becomes a Bat, the Events of the Next Year Have Criminals in FearArtwBatman Year OneFrank Miller
34
This Broke Student Robbed and Axe-Murdered a Pawn-Broker. What Happens When He Meets a Shy Prostitute Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity.Eyebrows McGeeCrime and PunishmentFyodor Dostoyevsky
35
The Bishop of Digne had 24,601 Reasons Not To Help the Unemployed Convict Stealing His Candlesticks. What Happens Next Is Epic.Eyebrows McGeeLes MiserablesVictor Hugo
36
This leprous author didn't believe in the reality of the Land! What he clenches next will astound you.prize bull octorokLord Foul's BaneStephen R. Donaldson
37
The Consequences Of This Russian Civil Servant's Infidelity Will Change The Way You Think About Trains Forever.jcreighAnna KareninaLeo Tolstoy
38
Twelves Steps To Take If you Were A Psychic Kid That Grew Up In A Hotel That Was Blown Up By A Furnace, and Had Crazy Topiary Monsters and the Chef Was Definetly Not Killed By Your Dad With A Roque Mallet, Not An Axe. ArtwDoctor SleepStephen King
39
Quiet Midwestern academic cheats on wife. You'll never guess who with!elmonoStonerJohn Edward Williams
40
How This Victim of Bullying Overcame Adversity and Taught Himself to ReadperhapsesFrankensteinMary Shelley
41
When one mad scientist meddles in God's domain, the results will surprise you!happyroachFrankensteinMary Shelley
42
Harry Seldon invents the history of the future! Click to see what happens next!happyroachFoundationIsaac Asimov
43
This Family Man Just Wanted to Make a Life For His Wife and Sons. What the 1% Had To Say About That and The Heartbreaking Consequences.codacorolla
44
One Nazarene's 2 Strange Ideas That Summarize the Law of MosesGymnopedistThe New Testamentn/a
45
10 simple tricks to get on Jehovah's good side...FreonThe Old Testamentn/a
46
WATCH! You Thought You Knew How The Sausage Was Made? Welcome to The Jungle.codacorollaThe JungleUpton Sinclair
47
What This Man Did To Get Home Will Astonish You!the man of twists and turnsThe OdysseyHomer
48
Gilgamesh befriended this homeless man. What happened next was epic.uosuaqThe Epic of GilgameshUnknown
49
And You Thought Your Period Was Bad: The Shocking Tale Of A Small-Town Prom Gone WrongzombieflandersCarrieStephen King
50
See the One Weird Way in which this Unhappy Family Is UnhappyMidsizeBlowfishAnna KareninaLeo Tolstoy
51
What these disposable starship workers found out about their ship will shock you!NoraReedRedshirtsJohn Scalzi
52
On Page 3 You Will Be Asked to Make a Decision So Life-Altering, It May Haunt You Forever. (If you don't make the decision, turn to page 7.)mittensChoose-Your-Own-Adventure BooksVarious
53
A great screaming came across the sky. you'll never believe wha-EvstarGravity's RainbowThomas Pynchon
54
Judean mother discovers one weird trick to have a baby! Pharisees don't want you to know about it!ubiquityThe Holy Biblen/a
55
He just wanted to get home from the Trojan War. This sailor's Epic Journey is one for the ages!Devils RancherThe OdysseyHomer
56
French Man Captures Every Day of His Life in Fiction: Check Out the 7 Volume Supercut!BeardmanIn Search of Lost TimeMarcel Proust
57
His cheating wife came back, but The Consul was so drunk he thought she was an illusion!Devils RancherUnder The VolcanoMalcolm Lowry
58
A prostitute stole a shriveled, old potato from this man's pocket. What happens next will blow your mind.drlithUlyssesJames Joyce
59
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's. You literally won't understand what happens next!uosuaqFinnegans WakeJames Joyce
60
Will the rifle on the wall be fired before the third Act? Click here to find out!Greg_Acethe "Chekhov's Gun" principleAnton Chekhov
61
What happened after these Tributes found poison berries will astonish you!NoraReedThe Hunger GamesSuzanne Collins
62
Theme for the 75th Hunger Games exclusively revealed!NoraReedCatching FireSuzanne Collins
63
13 hottest revolutionaries of District 13!NoraReedMockingjaySuzanne Collins
64
Page 40 Will Completely Change the Way You Think About Green Eggs and HamMetroid BabyGreen Eggs and HamDr Seuss
65
Find out what dark secrets the covered bridges in this one weird county hold!Greg_AceThe Bridges Of Madison CountyRobert James Waller
66
leviathan vengeancebruceMoby DickHerman Melville
67
i saw, i wanked, i camebrucePortnoy's ComplaintPhillip Roth
68
fangs ripped her virginal fleshbruceDraculaBram Stoker
69
underage hottie wreaks havocbruceLolitaVladimir Nabokov
70
Little Oskar stopped growing at 4, but his big, big voice will shock you!Devils RancherThe Tin DrumGünter Grass
71
Two friends divided by war: Can mechanical scarecrows re-unite them?Devils RancherDog YearsGünter Grass
72
These siblings were locked in an attic and given poisoned doughnuts. You won't believe what happened next.jeatherFlowers in the AtticV.C. Andrews
73
You Won't BELIEVE What This Traveling Salesman Turns Into, And You'll Be Shocked At How His Family Treats Him.jcreighThe MetamorphosisFranz Kafka
74
No boyfriend? Discover how one girl found the undead put the spark in sparkles!maxweltonTwilightStephanie Meyer
75
What's the secret behind the government-mandated speed-walking marathons and how do they negatively impact your children's health? The answer may blow their mind.RedfieldThe Long WalkStephen King
76
She thought the tornado was the worst part of her day. See why this lost Kansas girl then murdered two women.Bunny UltramodThe Wizard of OzL. Frank Baum
77
This boy's older sister sent him to play at a big mansion. What happened next will shock you.TheWhiteSkullGreat ExpectationsCharles Dickens
78
How did one family's legal bills become bigger than their entire estate? The answer will amaze you!TheWhiteSkullBleak HouseCharles Dickens
79
This German discovered a neat trick for turning labor into money. Now you can too!TheWhiteSkullCapitalKarl Marx
80
This lamb opened seven different seals. Come and see what happened next- it will literally astound you!TheWhiteSkullBook of RevelationJohn of Patmos
81
You Won't Believe What This Bald Chick Got Her Husband For Christmas!coppermossThe Gift Of The MagiO. Henry
82
You won't believe the real identity of Richard St. Vier's sexy gay scholar!NoraReedSwordspointEllen Kushner
83
10 scandalous things the Comtesse of Montreve does in bed... and the secrets she found out after!NoraReedKushiel's Legacy seriesJaqueline Carey
84
One weird trick to getting a fairy's ransom the Lower Elements Police doesn't want you to know about! Discovered by a teenager!NoraReedArtemis Fowl seriesEoin Colfer
85
God told this father to bring his son up a mountain. What he did next will shock you!TheWhiteSkullGenesisn/a
86
This king saw his neighbor's wife bathing on her roof. You won't believe what happened next!TheWhiteSkull2 Samueln/a
87
Her family was told to leave the city and not look back. Find out what happened when she didn't listen!TheWhiteSkullGenesisn/a
88
This mother put her baby in a basket in the river. Where he ended up next will amaze you!TheWhiteSkullExodusn/a
89
Find out why it took one man from Ithaca over ten years to get home!TheWhiteSkullOdysseyHomer
90
You won't believe what happened after this herdsman was asked to judge a beauty contest!TheWhiteSkullThe IliadHomer
91
What happens when a body catch a body comin' through the rye? The answer will fucking smack the shit out of you!Mister_AComin' Thro' the Rye {NOTE: I was going for Catcher in the Rye, which references the work listed here. Holden messes up the lyrics slightly}Robert Burns {J.D. Salinger}
92
Local housewife hated her wallpaper, find out her one weird trick for redecorating!kylegThe Yellow WallpaperCharlotte Perkins Gilman
93
Tone Your Arms and Impress Others with One Book, Reading Optional.perhapsesInfinite JestDFW
94
This exterminator discovered a new use for his bug powder- find out what it was, and how it could change your life!TheWhiteSkullNaked LunchWilliam S. Burroughs
95
This writer and his wife had an amazing party trick, now he lives in Tangiers. You'll be shocked when you learn what happened!TheWhiteSkullJunkieWilliam S. Burroughs
96
Language Professors Hate Him! Researcher Discovers What Dolphins Were Saying Before They All Disappeared!TedWSo Long, and Thanks for All the FishDouglas Adams
97
You won't believe this one weird trick for telling an replicant from a human!GygesringtoneDo Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?Philip K. Dick
98
The profitable use for never used baby shoes they don't want you to see!tildefor sale, baby shoes, never wornUnknown
99
One traag teaches her om to talk, you won't believe what happens next!GygesringtoneFantastic PlanetRené Laloux
100
This man couldn't stop thinking about his childhood sweetheart. What he did next will shock you!Ivan FyodorovichLolitaVladimir Nabokov
Loading...
 
 
 
Sheet1