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OPTIONVOTES POLL WINSROUNDSTOTAL %AVG %
AVG VOTES
POLL DATE/TIMETURNOUTWINNERWIN%WINVOTESRU1RU1%RU1VOTESRU2RU2%RU2VOTESRU3RU3%RU3 VOTESLINK
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lime skittles601260.430.2308/30/2021 12:59 AM89lime skittles40.436bicycle shorts3632folk punk12.411cape fear (1991)11.210
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1432221412442451970
3
bicycle shorts32013636328/31/2021 7:30 AM120a smooth river stone46.756lime skittles2024teriyaki chicken30.837puppy breath2.53
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1432682186696798208
4
folk punk110112.412.41109/01/2021 8:48 AM119a smooth river stone52.162the 1995 seattle mariners24.429guilt (concept)19.323the blind side (2009 film)4.25
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1433064242312368134
5
cape fear (1991)100111.211.21009/02/2021 8:59 AM62
genuine and specific praise from a kind teacher
5031a smooth river stone2918milk chocolate17.711rock of love season 33.22
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1433429336661512199
6
teriyaki chicken370130.830.83709/03/2021 9:13 AM94cum31.930
genuine and specific praise from a kind teacher
21.320
stick you find on a walk
23.422Bill S Preston esq.23.422
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1433795328889794568
7
puppy breath3012.52.5309/04/2021 9:30 AM98
dick from a girl who only plays fighting games
5251cum9.29
Super Mario Bros (film)
21.421Sony Playstation 217.317
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1434162061731303428
8
the 1995 seattle mariners290124.424.42909/05/2021 10:39 AM56
cuddles from a cat that's rude to everyone else
41.123
dick from a girl who only plays fighting games
26.815a lesbian21.412a magic sword10.76
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1434541815072497665
9
guilt (concept)230119.319.32309/06/2021 10:53 AM668labor unions42.1281
cuddles from a cat that's rude to everyone else
34.6231Minoru Suzuki16.2108a rat with a big ass7.248
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1434907529432141829
10
the blind side (2009 film)5014.24.2509/07/2021 10:54 AM126labor unions57.172little egg bits in fried rice17.522stealing16.721lt. columbo8.711
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1435270171850072067
11
a smooth river stone13623127.842.645.3333333309/08/2021 11:33 AM137labor unions56.978fem Luke Skywalker21.229
fresh choc. chip cookie
16.823perfectly fried egg yolk 5.17
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1435642436987113476
12
milk chocolate110117.717.71109/09/2021 11:36 AM168labor unions81.513720$ gas card7.112
team building laser tag
610pizza party from mgmt5.49
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1436005669501554688
13
rock of love season 32013.23.2209/10/2021 11:48 AM372cockwaffle49.5184labor unions34.9130
mint choc. chip ice cream
7.829Mick Foley7.829
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1436370960056307736
14
genuine and specific praise from a kind teacher
511271.335.6525.509/11/2021 11:55 AM109The X Files3336cockwaffle20.222
The 2001 Seattle Mariners
20.222Nine Inch Nails26.629
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1436735147844554753
15
a stick you find on a walk220123.423.42209/12/2021 12:18 PM84vagina bones48.841The X Files14.312Nick Gage21.418Judas Priest - Painkiller15.513
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1437103446629523458
16
Bill S Preston esq.220123.423.42209/13/2021 12:35 PM121vagina bones65.379peanut butter jelly time31.438baby Stewie3.34Jeff Dunham00
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1437469942455152651
17
cum391240.920.4519.509/14/2021 12:43 PM140vagina bones 45.764darth maul 36.451vader bomb13.619darth vader4.36
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1437834483898724352
18
Super Mario Bros (film)210121.421.42109/15/2021 12:48 PM136Strong Bad33.846vagina bones16.222
Fallout: New Vegas
25.735rice that a shrimp fried24.333
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1438198135701057544
19
Sony Playstation 2170117.317.31709/16/2021 12:59 PM93Strong Bad4340Darth Maul (post halving)35.533
moderation (concept)
12.912Homestar Runner8.68
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1438563280277094402
20
dick from a girl who only plays fighting games
661278.839.43309/17/2021 1:01 PM77sour gummy worms31.224Strong Bad20.816
bush (not the president, all other interpretations valid)
2620Tony Hawk22.117
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1438926177792663557
21
a lesbian120121.421.41209/18/2021 1:22 PM107
a hug from a good friend
45.849sour gummy worms27.129
the 'piff' of an exploding light tube
1415fingerguns13.114
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1439293687385755654
22
a magic sword60110.710.7609/19/2021 12:35 PM86
a hug from a good friend
46.540taking off your bra37.232Satan10.59Slipknot [self titled]5.85
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1439644400087445506
23
cuddles from a cat that's rude to everyone else
2541275.737.8512709/20/2021 12:50 PM95
a hug from a good friend
38.937
Princess, Part 1 by Mel Stone
22.121
taking off your socks
2019Trogdor the Burninator18.918
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1440010523676905475
24
Minoru Suzuki108017.27.21089/21/2021 12:01 PM83
head from a good friend
39.833a hug from a good friend22.919Bob Odenkirk28.924Clubbed to Death8.47
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1440360547623440395
25
a rat with a big ass48017.27.24809/22/2021 12:21 PM79
giving head to a good friend
39.231head from a good friend8.97weed30.424energy swords21.517
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1440727877616431112
26
lttle egg bits in fried rice220117.517.52209/23/2021 1:03 PM79
giving head to a good friend
54.443ice water1915Bryan Danielson13.911corn on the cob 12.710
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1441101031031468037
27
stealing210116.716.7219/24/2021 1:09 PM119
giving head to a good friend
30.336visibly gay cashiers30.336a fluffy cat21.826
when you're making pancakes and a small bit of batter hits the grill separate from the rest so it becomes a little treat just for you while you're cooking
17.621
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1441464938074198016
28
lt. columbo11018.78.71109/25/2021 12:17 PM128
giving head to a good friend
35.946visibly gay cashiers1823
giving head toa visibly gay cashier
28.937pikachu17.222
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1441814025017323520
29
fem Luke Skywalker290117.517.5299/26/2021 12:22 PM91
giving head to a good friend
59.354long furby17.616long cat18.717long division4.44
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1442177779760467973
30
fresh choc chip cookie230116.816.8239/27/2021 12:23 PM73
giving head to a good friend
49.336soaking9.67seaking21.916short kings19.214
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1442540345569406985
31
perfectly fried egg yolk7015.15.179/28/2021 12:32 PM47
giving head to a good friend
59.628fast cars10.65cheap thrills19.19rich girls10.65
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1442905047658991621
32
20$ gas card12017.17.1129/29/2021 10:38 AM84
slapping your own ass just cause its cute
34.529giving head to a good friend27.423
wobbly kitten walks
23.820Big Dog shirts14.312
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1443238760464912391
33
team building laser tag100166109/30/2021 9:55 AM55a little kitten32.718
slapping your own ass just cause its cute
23.613Quark18.210my new tattoo25.514
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1443590336454881283
34
pizza party from mgmt9015.45.4910/01/2021 10:04 AM61a witch with big tits42.626a little kitten26.216a skeleton1.61a skeleton with big tits29.518
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1443954885909692461
35
labor unions69845272.554.5139.610/02/2021 10:21 AM75a witch with big tits57.343Sephiroth1.31Master Chief86Sephiroth with big tits33.325
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1444321652603559942
36
mint choc. chip ice cream29017.87.82910/03/2021 11:46 AM107a witch with big tits63.668Mitch Hanigar0.91
Knuckles the Echidna
27.129black cherry White Claw8.49
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1444705312888565760
37
Mick Foley29017.87.82910/04/2021 11:47 AM109a witch with big tits78.986the 2021 Seattle Mariners14.716J.P. Crawford0.91Kyle Seager <35.56
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1445068128476610560
38
cockwaffle2061269.734.8510310/5/2021 11:48 AM183a witch with big tits50.893Laura Kinney21.339
a good low cut top
1222pesto sauce15.829
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1445430663902007301
39
The 2001 Seattle Mariners220120.220.22210/06/2021 10:51 AM109a witch with big tits4549Bobby Hill24.827soup10.111
Mackenzie Davis in Terminator: Dark Fate
20.222
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1445778860906221572
40
Nine Inch Nails290126.626.62910/07/2021 10:51 AM119a witch with big tits52.162
secrets behind waterfalls in video games
41.249data entry56Critical Role1.72
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1446141168253800451
41
The X Files481247.323.652410/08/2021 11:16 AM85a witch with big tits51.844keygens with chiptunes11.810Luigi2017breakfast tacos16.514
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1446509799554916363
42
Nick Gage180121.421.41810/09/2021 11:17 AM100a witch with big tits7272Mario1111Milano cookies1010Riddick77
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1446872505780690951
43
Judas Priest - Painkiller130115.515.51310/10/2021 11:26 AM178a witch with big tits38.869
elm @fagandtoad’s tweet about how the q in lgbtq stands for qenny omega
30.955
My Chemical Romance
17.431puppy ears12.923
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1447237140144873473
44
peanut butter jelly time380131.431.43810/11/2021 11:33 AM70
when a girl is cold and braless in a tanktop
41.429a witch with big tits32.923
forgiveness [concept]
17.112jazz8.66
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1447601374980681744
45
baby Stewie4013.33.3410/12/2021 11:42 AM145
when a girl is cold and braless in a tanktop
6087The Downward Spiral (1994)20.730
nostalgia [concept]
13.820the Nostalgia Critic5.58
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1447965960091181059
46
Jeff Dunham00100010/13/2021 11:01 AM62
when a girl is cold and braless in a tanktop
51.632waterfalls11.37furries9.76kitty licks27.417
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1448317995344973829
47
darth maul 510136.436.45110/14/2021 12:1752
when a girl is cold and braless in a tanktop
55.829nitrous oxide 7.74chewbacca17.39
A cool drink of water after eating a delicious ice cream
19.210
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1448699458070487043
48
vader bomb190113.613.61910/15/2021 12:25 PM90
a cute person wearing ur jacket after u make out
64.458
when a girl is cold and braless in a tanktop
21.119
Ratchet and Clank (series)
3.33Jak & Daxter (series)11.110
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1449063852100960259
49
darth vader6014.34.3610/16/2021 12:03 PM69
a cute person wearing ur jacket after u make out
46.432woodland critters5.84girls kissing34.824a really cool knife139
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1449420705821433868
50
vagina bones206341764451.510/17/2021 11:16 AM73
a cute person wearing ur jacket after u make out
64.447friends16.412f•r•i•e•n•d•s00Jadzia Dax19.214
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1449771292765327362
51
Fallout: New Vegas350125.725.73510/18/2021 12:36 PM81
when a cat lets you touch its belly
4234
a cute person wearing ur jacket after u make out
34.628
french fries in burritos
11.19vengeance12.310
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1450153708822704129
52
rice that a shrimp fried330124.324.33310/19/2021 11:43 AM79she/they titties41.833
when a cat lets you touch its belly
34.227Haunter12.710Avatar:The Last Airbender11.49
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1450502902926221313
53
Darth Maul (post halving)330135.535.53310/20/2021 11:47 AM976she/they titties51498potato skins21.8213
Mountain Dew: Code Red
12.5122polls14.7143
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1450866346183495685
54
moderation (concept)120112.912.91210/21/2021 11:58 AM105she/they titties49.552my wife jokes17.118ramen13.314tacos (food)2021
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1451231306881376256
55
Homestar Runner8018.68.6810/22/2021 11:06 AM105she/they titties53.356
The feeling of relief everyone experiences when finally giving up a game of Cards Against Humanity at a party
31.433queerbaiting7.68Chuck Taylors7.68
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1451580660645306370
56
Strong Bad1022397.632.533333333410/23/2021 11:16 AM58she/they titties41.424
hot barista razzin’ you about needing coffee when you say your order in a weird way
24.114
The start up sound for the game boy advance
29.317cranberry juice5.23
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1451945617878564867
57
bush (not the president, all other interpretations valid)
200126262010/24/2021 11:28 AM56she/they titties39.322she/they kitties17.910
Bionicle OCs with huge tits
30.417salmon12.57
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1452310926124896268
58
Tony Hawk170122.122.11710/25/2021 11:44 AM114
Being woken up at 3am by your topless wife giving you fresh baguette
47.454she/they titties31.636ennui (concept)8.810free pizz12.314
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1452677555333570567
59
sour gummy worms531258.329.1526.510/26/2021 11:52 AM125free pizza35.244
Being woken up at 3am by your topless wife giving you fresh baguette
33.642goku10.413star trek: deep space 920.826
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1453041866119778315
60
the 'piff' of an exploding light tube
150114141510/27/2021 11:58 AM84free pizza61.952cranberry juice11.910dragon age 28.37vegeta17.915
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1453405831408541699
61
fingerguns140113.113.11410/28/2021 12:04 PM120pirating nintendo ROMs4048free pizza20.825jack black10.813
eavesdropping on an argument in public
28.334
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1453769603910352897
62
taking off your bra320137.237.23210/29/2021 12:10 PM119fat bear week34.541pirating nintendo ROMs29.435
dog smoking a cigar
7.69
a skeleton playing electric guitar
28.634
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1454133553759932427
63
Satan90110.510.5910/30/2021 12:21 PM120catgirl (male)32.539fat bear week26.732
a hot bath on a cold day
20.825faking your own death2024
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1454498694070419458
64
Slipknot [self titled]5015.85.8510/31/2021 12:55 PM70catgirl (male)44.331
Ascendancy, a tabletop RPG about psychic cyborgs find identity, available now
18.613
shameless self promotion
15.711lying to children21.415
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1454869606896709640
65
Princess, Part 1 by Mel Stone
210122.122.12111/01/2021 11:55 AM68
when a girl's got a really fucked up gender
54.437catgirl (male)14.710steiner math14.710gonk droid16.211
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1455217036980785152
66
taking off your socks190120201911/02/2021 10:58 AM99
when a girl's got a really fucked up gender
47.547candy corn44a thick sandwich27.327holding hands21.221
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1455564920834117636
67
Trogdor the Burninator180118.918.91811/03/2021 11:07 AM83quitting your job54.245
when a girl's got a really fucked up gender
34.929gender4.84weird NJ magazine65
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1455929739278004229
68
a hug from a good friend14534154.138.52536.2511/04/2021 11:13 AM82emo boys kissing43.936quitting your job37.831
breakdowns (music)
13.411breakdowns (emotions)4.94
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1456293625684451328
69
Bob Odenkirk240128.928.92411/05/2021 11:15 AM134
Blade Maidens, a webcomic with messy sword lesbians
43.358emo boys kissing23.131The Fiend9.713iced coffee23.932
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1456655934818852869
70
Clubbed to Death7018.48.4711/06/2021 11:22 AM63sharing your friends' art44.428
Blade Maidens, a webomic with messy sword lesbians
7.95
the ball torture scene in Casino Royale
20.613autumn2717
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1457020465063645186
71
head from a good friend401248.724.352011/07/2021 10:23 AM78sharing your friends' art4132
Ghostpuncher C.O.R.P.S., the best damned tabletop roleplaying podcast in the world
26.921marinara sauce12.810beans in chili19.215
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1457383140536766465
72
weed240130.430.42411/08/2021 10:31 AM74sleep (concept)41.931sharing your friends' art28.421
morning after pizza
20.315sleep (metal band)9.57
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1457747502883540992
73
energy swords170121.521.51711/09/2021 10:39 AM89
confusing people with your gender
33.730sleep (concept)31.528
smelling a girl's armpit
23.621
peeling glue off your fingers
11.210
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1458111892388466699
74
ice water150119191511/10/2021 10:44 AM59reciprocal oral sex35.621
confusing people with your gender
32.219saying "nice"23.714
freeing yourself from the obligation of making a joke because you saw a number
8.55
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1458475541619744782
75
Bryan Danielson110113.913.91111/11/2021 10:50 AM69reciprocal oral sex56.539Violent J's Fursona20.314poppers139Mr. Popper's Penguins10.17
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1458839664396275714
76
corn on the cob100112.712.71011/12/2021 10:52 AM178The Thing (1982 film)40.472reciprocal oral sex35.463
The Thing (marvel)
10.118thing (addams family)1425
https://twitter.com/deathcarpets/status/1459202567406297092?s=20
77
a fluffy cat260121.821.826000
78
when you're making pancakes and a small bit of batter hits the grill separate from the rest so it becomes a little treat just for you while you're cooking
210117.617.62100
79
visibly gay cashiers591248.324.1529.500
80
giving head to a visibly gay cashier
370128.928.93700
81
pikachu220117.217.22200
82
long furby160117.617.61600
83
long cat170118.718.7170
84
long division4014.44.44
85
soaking7019.69.67
86
seaking160121.921.916
87
short kings140119.219.214
88
fast cars50110.610.65
89
cheap thrills90119.119.19
90
rich girls50110.610.65
91
giving head to a good friend
29778355.444.42537.125
92
wobbly kitten walks200123.823.820
93
Big Dog Shirts120114.314.312
94
slapping your own ass just cause its cute
421258.129.0521
95
Quark100118.218.210
96
my new tattoo140125.525.514
97
a little kitten341258.929.4517
98
a skeleton1011.61.61
99
a skeleton with big tits180129.529.518
100
Sephiroth1011.31.31