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1d12Quest Goal1d20Subtable L - Location1d20Subtable M - Monster1d20Subtable A - Artifacts/Contraption
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1Kill Person (Subtable P)1Abandoned Keep1Mauve Dragon1Death Ray "Lasers" (consult Laser Table)
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2Retrieve Object (Subtable O) from Location (Subtable L)2Populated Keep21d10 Dire Hamsters2Book of Dreadful Knowledge
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3Clear Location (Subtable L) of Monsters (Subtable M)3Grand Palace31d4 Edgy Game Designers3Clockwork Gundam
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4Rescue Person (Subtable P) from Location (Subtable L)4Secret Research Facility4Present Delivery Elves or Gnomes (roll 1d2)4An array of techno-ballistae
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5Go to Special Location (Subtable S)5Public University5A Perfectly Stereotypical Dragon5Malfunctioning Espresso Machine
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6Destroy dangerous artifact/contraption (Subtable A)6Denny's6Rabid Hivemind Bug People (1d20)6Wang of Vecna
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7Steal good artifact/contraption (Subtable A) from Monster (Subtable M)7An item shop (Roll on the appropriate place name generation table.)7A really strong and ugly dude (think quasimodo but pissed!)7The Final Knife
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8Rescue Person (Subtable P), from Monster (Subtable M), at Special Location (Subtable S)8An Inn8Roll 1d2. On 1, roll 3d6 duck sized horses. On 2, roll 1d4 horse sized ducks8The Codpiece of the Gods
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9Capture 1d4 Monsters (Subtable M), train them to become a part of your army, then deploy them to capture a Location (Subtable S)9A Weapon Shop91d100 Squirrels with nothing to live for9The Biggest Spork
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10Kill All Powerful God (Subtable G) with the help of Person (Subtable P) and Monster (Subtable M), but be careful, 1d2 [1:Person, 2:Monster] will betray you!10An Armor Shop101d100 rabid squirrels... with laser guns10The Book of Delightful Comebacks (Can only be opened an hour after you've been insulted)
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11Take a Person (Subtable P) to Special Location (Subtable S) and sacrifice them to All Powerful God (Subtable G)11A "Magic" Shop111d6 Technodragons11A Charming Mechanical Orphan
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12Store nuts for winter (See Loot subtable N for types)12Desert Island12Twelve Bear Generals12A Living Rock
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13Dessert island (Roll on Dessert subtable)131d100 Bees?13The Lucky Die
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14The Northpole141d3 Nuclear Elephant Seals14Time Traveling Boxing Gloves
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15The Eastpole15A Lawyer15The First Anime
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16The Fireman's pole 161d6 Shadow Eaters16A piece of toast that always falls buttered side up.
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17Wizard Tower171d100 sentient sparkblades17A frozen lazer beam
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18A Train186d6 Rubyions... with lasers18The Source of all Humanity
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19Roll again. There's trash, everywhere!19Roll 1d6 monsters from the monster table. They're fighting each other19Roll again. Holds the soul of All Powerful God [Subtable G]
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20Roll Twice. The first is inside the second.20Roll twice. They're best friends!20Roll twice. They're part of the same device and cannot be seperated.
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1d20Subtable P - Person1d20Subtable S - Special Location1d20Subtable G - All Powerful God
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1The Prince or Princess (roll 1d2)1Ancient Forgotten Temple1God of EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
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2High Priest2Mountain top2God of Hangovers ('Oh' God)
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3Mad Scientist3Remote Foreign Country3Denziroh, God of Madness and Revelry
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4An Alien4Same Place, Different Time4Drezden, Cod of Codaks
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5An Unremarkable Vagrant5Realm of the Gods5Amerkin, God of Wigs and Codpieces
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6Your identical twin6A Bar with Really Good Wings6RISCOS, God of Acorns
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7Your Father7Lost Underwater City7The Grand Sapphire - God of Rubyions
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8A Sultry Barmaid8The Source of all Bees?8B?, God of Bees?
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9The invisible man/woman (1d2)9Temple to a God from Subtable G9Mr. Floppers, God of Bunny Puns
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10Bee? Princess10Center of the Planet10HickDooey, God of Doohickies
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11Pouch Salesperson (roll on Subtable PP for stock)11A Vast and Nearly Featureless Void11[Roll Mundane Item], God of [Roll Different Mundane Item]
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12Little Timmy (Roll 1d2. On 1, he's trapped in a well)12The Waiting Room Between Worlds (Roll 1d6. On a 1, there are no good magazines)12P'z'ql'n'dh, god of being last in line when the vowels are handed out.
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13The One Spoken About In Prophecy13A clean and vacant public loo13Golgoraath the Destroyer, the god of Moe
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14Another GMPC14Home of Monster [Subtable M]14Liefield, god of pouches
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15A Lawyer15The belly of a whale15Satan, God of Lawyers
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16A Punk Rocker16[Subtable L], but cursed!16Pacific Command, God of Ships
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17An arms dealer17A world created from your subconsciousness,17Black Killer, God of Tables
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18Minister of Agriculture18Cyberspace18Gray Hunter, the GM's PC from the last campaign
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19A Half-Naked Woman Chained to a Rock19Roll again. Add "Nega-" to the start19Roll again. The opposite of that God.
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20Roll twice. Then throw out the result and use Your Father as a Sultry Barmaid20Roll Twice. Four dimensional fuckery shifts between the two.20Roll twice. Turns out this God is actually both, but is only recognized as the first roll
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1d10Subtable D - Dessert1d10Subtable F - Flavour1d100Subtable PP - Pouch Salesperson Stock
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1Spotted Dick1Spicy0Sold Out (No Stock)
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2Chocolate Mousse2Piquant01-301d6 mundane items*
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3Baked Alaska3Chocolate31-502d8 mundane items*
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4Lemon Merangue Pie4Korma51-753d10 mundane items*
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5Cheese Platter5Raspberry76-854d12 mundane items*
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6Ice cream (Roll on Flavour subtable)6Vanilla86-90Bandolier with 3d10 pouches
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7Boring and Healthy7Kinky91-95Kangaroo with a 25% chance of containing a joey
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8Yogurt. Plain.8Bacon96Posing
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9Natural Harvest9Cat food97Bee?
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10Monkey Brain10Combine 298Chatham pocket (it's a bit like a pouch)
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99Thigh bands with 3d6 pouches
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1d10Subtable Lz - Laser1d8Subtable BKB - Burger King Bathrooms* Roll this many times on the Mundane Item Generator table (Table 8 in the World Generation section)
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1Red1Filthy
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2Green2Dirty
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3Blue3Serviceable
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4White4Clean
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5Purple5Spotless
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6Extra Purple6Upscale
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7Invisible7Outdoors
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8Black8Large BK has two bathrooms, roll again twice
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9Ultraviolent
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10Roll again, but Evil
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