|Mygolly||Mycroft Holmes||Gregory Lestrade||Molly Hooper|
the NHS, the Yard, & the British government fall in love during a drug intervention and play chicken over who makes the first move.
|Johnlock||John Watson||Sherlock Holmes|
a grumpy bi gets StockHolmes Syndrome from his unstable gay flatmate, dissolve into a contest over who the worse influence is.
my-boss-is-better-than-your-boss-enemies-to-lovers story, without the friends bit in the middle. Hatesex that gets all starryeyed
|Bill Wiggins||lowered inhibitions meets lowered expectations. Literal filth.|
|Jolto||John Watson||James Sholto||pain in a desert, lines written in a warzone safehouse|
|Mystrade||Mycroft Holmes||Gregory Lestrade||J Alfred Prufrock Gets A Bit of Rough, does wonders for his self esteem|
|Mollcroft||Molly Hooper||Mycroft Holmes||J Alfred Prufrock Dares To Eat That Peach, discovers he was just hangry all along|
Mummy issues writ large, but at least the bleedin housework gets done and Sherlock get scones with tea
|James Sholto||Captain Watson's Lonely Hearts Club Band|
dates by the light of the mass spectrometer, both stop mid coitus to check vitals and endocrine function
|Jolly||John Watson||Molly Hooper||joining forces over mutual Sherlock hot beverage acquisitions|
|Marylock||Mary Morstan||Sherlock Holmes|
pretend-I'm-John on both sides, also kiss-it-better on one. "You Give Love A Bad Name" blares self-consciously in the next room.
|Joltolock||John Watson||James Sholto||Sherlock Holmes|
follow-up to Captain Watson's Lonely Hearts: We'd Like To Take You Home With Us. The English army has just won the war.
|Anderlock||Philip Anderson||Sherlock Holmes|
Helevetica lets itself go a bit wacky and comic sans is secretly Sherlock's ~thing~ so hero worship meets praise kink.
Slow dancing to The Cure in a morgue, gallows humor power couple. Adventures in previously undiscovered record stores and libraries.
because the rules don't apply when you can outthink them, and that family is dysfunctional and no one else understands how much.
|Jamford||Janine Hawkins||Mike Stamford|
the best guy for Janine is the one who skipped that wedding. Cupid gets a hot date who deserves the world, and he delivers.
|Gregory Lestrade||Greg Lestrade likes to be called Daddy by twinky geniuses|
|Sholstrade||James Sholto||Gregory Lestrade|
2 lonely men with nice butts. "Too busy checking you out to notice your murder, wanna get a drink absolutely any time at all?"
|Johncroft||John Watson||Mycroft Holmes|
John Watson would do anything for his country, including having it over a desk or getting on his knees for it in a backseat.
|Mollrene||Molly Hooper||Irene Adler|
a domme shows a masochist how to demand the thrashing she wants, not just accept the thrashing she gets; Molly does fab aftercare.
|Johnstrade||John Watson||Gregory Lestrade|
4 pints into bitching about Sherlock and he gives you this look. Furtive handjobs in the alley are the way to a man's heart.
|Mycroft Holmes||John Watson||Sherlock Holmes|
Everybody Loves Sherlock. Like, Yes, That Way. From Behind. Economy sized lube bottles with pumps on them. Daisy chains!
Keep your enemies closer. Really, super close. Close enough to find out what else Jim likes to lick. Sticking your dick in crazy.
|Viclock||Victor Trevor||Sherlock Holmes||you never forget your first friend/ dog/ love/ asbo|
|Morkins||Mary Morstan||Janine Hawkins|
while the camera was focused on the Johnlock sads, the hen do wasn't interrupted. Or, Janine Has A Maladaptive Danger Boner Too
|Mollry||Molly Hooper||Mary Morstan|
Molly Hooper has seen some shit and wants to see some more, and Mary is way too cool for John. The lingering scent of moral decay.
|Hoopkins||Molly Hooper||Janine Hawkins|
2 beautiful & capable statistically bi women realize they can both do better than a little boy who never calls when he's sober.
|Wiggly||Bill Wiggins||Molly Hooper|
Sherlock's suppliers have good chemistry and Know Things. Six Feet Under + Breaking Bad = Pushing Daisies.
|Shycroft||James Sholto||Mycroft Holmes|
2 proper British gentlemen kiss each other with their Stiff Upper Lips. Polite shagging among the heirlooms.
|Stamstrade||Mike Stamford||Gregory Lestrade|
The last 2 honest men in London meet in the park for sandwiches & coffee to discuss the football. Then affable blowjobs happen.
|Johniarty||John Watson||Jim Moriarty|
Pot who runs a blog about his flatmate has the nerve to call the kettle obsessed. Match made in heaven for John's danger kink.
|Jimcroft||Jim Moriarty||Mycroft Holmes|
tfw you wanna bang a Holmes (figuratively for now) but you want someone ~experienced~ (who can top). & maybe he likes brunets idk.
|Hoopervan||Molly Hooper||Sally Donovan|
Sally & Molly unlock each other's tragic SH backstories. Molly learns about boundaries. This ship is a chai latte for the soul.
|Mormor||Jim Moriarty||Sebastian Moran|
Sexy and adorably evil, gun oil used as lube. More like black treacle than tar. If a teen au, this is the couple that runs Hot Topic
|Mormormor||Jim Moriarty||Sebastian Moran||Mary Morstan|
[Bananarama reference] Prob doing awful things, but mostly to other people so that's all right then. Oddly balanced power dynamic
|Jollock||John Watson||Molly Hooper||Sherlock Holmes|
folie à deux with another person involved. Sherlock gets attention 2x and Molly & John cuddle on the couch when he's busy/stroppy.
Mixing business with pleasure. Who knows you better than your handler? Sharing hotel rooms for treaty negotiations saves $
like Mummy & Daddy finally getting together. Martha Hudson starts feeding up that poor inspector and Greg helps her hang some shelves
|Myjohnlock||Mycroft Holmes||John Watson||Sherlock Holmes|
Mycroft interferes in absolutely everything, and all that melancholic brainpower in one place really does it for John.
|Mystradelock||Mycroft Holmes||Gregory Lestrade||Sherlock Holmes|
tmw you turn to your bf and go "your brother's kinda hot..." Or, Sherlock Is The Reason We Can't Have Nice Things
|Myjohnstrade||Mycroft Holmes||John Watson|
coming together over shared frustrations, then coming together, full stop. Disgusted fits & trolling when Sherlock finds out.
|Shycroftstrade||James Sholto||Mycroft Holmes|
bc Greg & Mycroft need holidays & Sholto has a place in the center of nowhere with enough scotch to loosen some things up...
professional lesbian dabbles in her very personal assistant and also bdsm sexwork. A splendid time for all, or your secrets refunded.
|Mollford||Molly Hooper||Mike Stamford|
what's a couple more naked bodies in a morgue this size? Petal-soft and sweeter than sucrose yet quietly nastier than aspartame.
Lady E.A. Smallwood
unequal power dynamic on both sides. Spiritually less May/December, more October/next January. Keeps it so real it's nihilistic.
Anthea fancies Gregory. So does Mycroft. They determine shagging one another too will make it ~fair~. Dubious math. No one minds.
Irene likes detective stories. And detectives. Greg knows what she likes. And he brought his own handcuffs.
|Vicstrade||Victor Trevor||Gregory Lestrade|
Victor is basically Sherlock's best character reference. Greg starts out trying to get insight, ends up trying to get inside.
A dead dog meets an ugly cat, has an existential crisis. Decides to stop pretending it's a dead human kid. Buys a dog dish to share.
|Molliarty||Molly Hooper||Jim Moriarty|
Molly can make the bad guys good for a weekend. Or she can make them more focused and better organized ffs. Either way.
Sherlock Lite! gets a bit of a crush on his weed supplier. Wiggins think Tom's pretty cute when he's a little stoned and giggly.
Charles A. Magnussen
Chaotic Good & Lawful Evil. He tries to blackmail her over her promiscuous misspent youth. She shows him why it wasn't misspent.
|Salcroft||Sally Donovan||Mycroft Holmes|
Next Level sass. Sally is treated to the finer things at last and Mycroft learns what a weekend is. How Sherlock Learned to Knock.
|Tomlock||Tom||Sherlock Holmes||It's Not Gay If You Look Alike. Sherlock takes Tom shopping for clothes that fit their frame, shenanigans in the fitting room.|
|Mormorlock||Jim Moriarty||Sebastian Moran||Sherlock Holmes|
Sherlock and Jim fight for dominance. Seb allows it bc it's cute. And in the end, it doesn't really matter anyway, does it?
|Adlock||Irene Adler||Sherlock Holmes|
a couple unburdened by good sense. Casual nudity for fun and profit. Sometimes Sherlock asks to be taken down a peg. Or pegged.
|Johnovan||John Watson||Sally Donovan|
John takes a shot (of course he does) and to their mutual surprise, Sally accepts. She actually ~likes~ competing with Sherlock.
|Warstan||John Watson||Mary Morstan|
love somehow conquers everydamnthing. Yes even that. And that too. What happens when unstoppable meets immovable: kink negotiations
using each other to get ahead & get off. Switchy but definitive. Thin current of resentment like a ribbon of licorice in ice cream
|Jokes||John Watson||Sebastian Wilkes|
Seb Wilkes is a prick. John has a prick. Maybe John can have Seb too, and work off a little guilt over the whole "colleagues!" thing.
if Moran & John are pets, this is puppy love. Actually scary when these 2 team up & turn the tables on their respective geniuses
|Myrene||Mycroft Holmes||Irene Adler|
if you can't beat them, chillax & let them beat you. Subspace is good for Mycroft's stress levels & Irene gets the best protection.
|Johnlockary||John Watson||Sherlock Holmes||Mary Morstan|
when you want your ex's new marriage to work so much that shipping leads to self-insertion (ahem). Strap-ons in every gay color
|Mycock||Mycroft Holmes||Dimmock||Mycroft is really feeling Dimmock's eagarness. Dimmock enjoys sucking up and kissing arse|
|Mycocklock||Mycroft Holmes||Dimmock||Sherlock Holmes|
the Holmes brothers learn to share their toys and play nice. Sherlock wonders who is in charge. Mycroft doesn't.
when your ex blogger is screening your calls and your rival's dead, adopt his tame sniper and make a few anagrams with "assassin"
|Sirene||Sally Donovan||Irene Adler|
Sally goes to the wrong club. Can't decide if she's dizzy from Irene's fumes or the recent inverted suspension. Sparks fly.
|Sarolly||Sarah Sawyer||Molly Hooper|
Molly bumps into John's ex-gf/boss. She takes her home and continues to bump into her, but with purpose. Medical play a possibility
|Sarohn||Sarah Sawyer||John Watson|
if you're going to date your surprisingly accommodating and remarkably ginger boss, make it stick. She can do better. Be grateful.
|Salstrade||Sally Donovan||Gregory Lestrade|
Lestrade gave Sally pointers on being a good detective. She uses her skills to figure out that he fancies her. Tender sizzling.
|Mormormoll||Jim Moriarty||Sebastian Moran||Molly Hooper|
an army of three with Molly as general, lbr. Potentially devastating to the status quo. Explosive dynamic, in the truest sense.
|Moriadler||Jim Moriarty||Irene Adler||power games and petty vengeance. So much fun. The id unleashed.|
|Sallock||Sally Donovan||Sherlock Holmes|
Sherlock stops letting Sally down and they reconcile the past. Tongues as sharp as their cheekbones. Companionable snark and steam.
|Johnstrally||John Watson||Gregory Lestrade||Sally Donovan|
John's crime-solving kink is more scattershot than advertised. He helps Greg & Sally when Sherlock won't, then they do sex
|Myggins||Mycroft Holmes||Bill Wiggins|
Mycroft really is happy when Sherlock brings his little friends 'round. And if Sherlock is revolted, all the better.
|Johngolly||John Watson||Gregory Lestrade||Molly Hooper|
3 people that care too much make it a homegame. Everyone drinks their weight in tea. Sex in front of the open windows or telly.
|Mormoriadler||Jim Moriarty||Sebastian Moran||Irene Adler|
nexus of pain. Someone is going to need a trip to the A&E every other week of so, but you won't hear more than light grousing.
|Sarah Sawyer||Sally Donovan|
a pair of detectives with real jobs meet a doctor who shows up for work. Paperwork by firelight with a bottle of wine & footrubs.
Sherlock meets someone who'll feed him up and not just get fed up with him. They have lots of places to put books.
|Marene||Mary Morstan||Irene Adler|
crash fancy dress parties as Anne Bonny & Mary Read: very much a self-portrait. Flinty & sultry, knifeplay & autoerotic asphyxiation
Janine knows getting a leg over with your brother's pet is probably a bad idea but it's fun so who cares?
|Mycake||Mycroft Holmes||Actual Cake||Mycroft has an oral fixation. It's not weird. Lots of people get excited over the shape of a bundt pan.|
|Moll-Lin||Molly Hooper||Soo-Lin Yao|
Soo-Lin's not dead, just napping very hard. Consummate piner meets a lady who's used to being pined for. Careful & thoughtful pair
Gary & Billy of the Cross Keys have an open, friendly arrangement with Henry Knight, and also share custodianship of a flying hamster
The Empty Hearse gets a new member and Anderson gets a new boyfriend who understands his obse..preciation for Sherlock.
|Johlockford||John Watson||Sherlock Holmes||Mike Stamford|
Stamford introduced his old hopeless crush to his new one hoping they would take each other off the market. Luckily, not quite
|Dimmersonlock||Dimmock||Philip Anderson||Sherlock Holmes|
2 fanboys slightly in awe, 1 idol awkwardly touched. Post sex: awe for a different reason, touching much less awkward.
Anthea & John start getting milk for their respective Holmeses together. The card Sherlock gives John is actually Mycroft's anyway
|Euriarty||Eurus Holmes||Jim Moriarty|
5 minutes can mean anything when you can reprogram your guards. Jim finds a Holmes with no inhibitions and a startling imagination
|Eurohn||Eurus Holmes||John Watson|
bc John is trash, and Eurus was actually pretty great at sexting. A long distance relationship that's literally crazy enough to work
|Mysherlolly||Mycroft Holmes||Sherlock Holmes||Molly Hooper||Molly does have a type: antisocial geniuses with lovely hands.|
|Eucroft||Eurus Holmes||Mycroft Holmes||tmw you realize your last 4 one-off's have all been your sister who's much better at cosplay than you|
|Huddler||Martha Hudson||Irene Adler||what happened in Sherlock's bed before Irene fell asleep? Martha got to hear that text alert in person|
Mrs. Hudson finally learns why her bff Margaret was so devastated by her marriage and sets out to win her back. Is successful ofc.
|Henolly||Henry Knight||Molly Hooper|
Molly meets a soft guy who's had a lot of therapy already, Henry finally gets to talk to someone else who's read The Silmarillion
|Henlock||Henry Knight||Sherlock Holmes|
Sherlock was actually trying to ask Henry out for coffee and ended up making it instead. He keeps visiting til he gets it right.
Van Coon's secretary seeks an official appraisal of the jade pin and thinks Soo-Lin looks fetching in her not-dead shock blanket.
|Holmesc3st||Mycroft Holmes||Sherlock Holmes||Eurus Holmes|
actually the rules apply even less with an extra person to help rationalize. 3 broken sibs passing the bottle of dub-con around.
the boys take Mrs. Hudson out for dinner and Angelo falls flat-on-his-face in love. Martha loves all the candles he keeps bringing.