the NHS, the Yard, & the British government fall in love during a drug intervention and play chicken over who makes the first move.

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a grumpy bi gets StockHolmes Syndrome from his unstable gay flatmate, dissolve into a contest over who the worse influence is.

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/884466316425519107?s=20

my-boss-is-better-than-your-boss-enemies-to-lovers story, without the friends bit in the middle. Hatesex that gets all starryeyed

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pretend-I'm-John on both sides, also kiss-it-better on one. "You Give Love A Bad Name" blares self-consciously in the next room.

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follow-up to Captain Watson's Lonely Hearts: We'd Like To Take You Home With Us. The English army has just won the war.

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/884510934135439361?s=20

Helevetica lets itself go a bit wacky and comic sans is secretly Sherlock's ~thing~ so hero worship meets praise kink.

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Slow dancing to The Cure in a morgue, gallows humor power couple. Adventures in previously undiscovered record stores and libraries.

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because the rules don't apply when you can outthink them, and that family is dysfunctional and no one else understands how much.

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the best guy for Janine is the one who skipped that wedding. Cupid gets a hot date who deserves the world, and he delivers.

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2 lonely men with nice butts. "Too busy checking you out to notice your murder, wanna get a drink absolutely any time at all?"

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/884559695146627072?s=20

John Watson would do anything for his country, including having it over a desk or getting on his knees for it in a backseat.

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/884565058545733634?s=20

a domme shows a masochist how to demand the thrashing she wants, not just accept the thrashing she gets; Molly does fab aftercare.

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/884581044233658372?s=20

4 pints into bitching about Sherlock and he gives you this look. Furtive handjobs in the alley are the way to a man's heart.

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Gregory Lestrade

Everybody Loves Sherlock. Like, Yes, That Way. From Behind. Economy sized lube bottles with pumps on them. Daisy chains!

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Keep your enemies closer. Really, super close. Close enough to find out what else Jim likes to lick. Sticking your dick in crazy.

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while the camera was focused on the Johnlock sads, the hen do wasn't interrupted. Or, Janine Has A Maladaptive Danger Boner Too

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Molly Hooper has seen some shit and wants to see some more, and Mary is way too cool for John. The lingering scent of moral decay.

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/884751255175876608?s=20

2 beautiful & capable statistically bi women realize they can both do better than a little boy who never calls when he's sober.

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The last 2 honest men in London meet in the park for sandwiches & coffee to discuss the football. Then affable blowjobs happen.

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Pot who runs a blog about his flatmate has the nerve to call the kettle obsessed. Match made in heaven for John's danger kink.

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tfw you wanna bang a Holmes (figuratively for now) but you want someone ~experienced~ (who can top). & maybe he likes brunets idk.

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Sally & Molly unlock each other's tragic SH backstories. Molly learns about boundaries. This ship is a chai latte for the soul.

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Sexy and adorably evil, gun oil used as lube. More like black treacle than tar. If a teen au, this is the couple that runs Hot Topic

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/885168371804905473?s=20

[Bananarama reference] Prob doing awful things, but mostly to other people so that's all right then. Oddly balanced power dynamic

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folie à deux with another person involved. Sherlock gets attention 2x and Molly & John cuddle on the couch when he's busy/stroppy.

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Mixing business with pleasure. Who knows you better than your handler? Sharing hotel rooms for treaty negotiations saves $

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like Mummy & Daddy finally getting together. Martha Hudson starts feeding up that poor inspector and Greg helps her hang some shelves

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coming together over shared frustrations, then coming together, full stop. Disgusted fits & trolling when Sherlock finds out.

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bc Greg & Mycroft need holidays & Sholto has a place in the center of nowhere with enough scotch to loosen some things up...

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professional lesbian dabbles in her very personal assistant and also bdsm sexwork. A splendid time for all, or your secrets refunded.

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what's a couple more naked bodies in a morgue this size? Petal-soft and sweeter than sucrose yet quietly nastier than aspartame.

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Lady E. A. Smallwood

unequal power dynamic on both sides. Spiritually less May/December, more October/next January. Keeps it so real it's nihilistic.

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/885326478459777025?s=20

Anthea fancies Gregory. So does Mycroft. They determine shagging one another too will make it ~fair~. Dubious math. No one minds.

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Victor is basically Sherlock's best character reference. Greg starts out trying to get insight, ends up trying to get inside.

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/885358681088544769?s=20

A dead dog meets an ugly cat, has an existential crisis. Decides to stop pretending it's a dead human kid. Buys a dog dish to share.

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Molly can make the bad guys good for a weekend. Or she can make them more focused and better organized ffs. Either way.

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Sherlock Lite! gets a bit of a crush on his weed supplier. Wiggins think Tom's pretty cute when he's a little stoned and giggly.

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/885535033217478656?s=20

Charles A. Magnussen

Chaotic Good & Lawful Evil. He tries to blackmail her over her promiscuous misspent youth. She shows him why it wasn't misspent.

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/885537943221407744?s=20

Next Level sass. Sally is treated to the finer things at last and Mycroft learns what a weekend is. How Sherlock Learned to Knock.

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/885546314204884994?s=20

Sherlock and Jim fight for dominance. Seb allows it bc it's cute. And in the end, it doesn't really matter anyway, does it?

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a couple unburdened by good sense. Casual nudity for fun and profit. Sometimes Sherlock asks to be taken down a peg. Or pegged.

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John takes a shot (of course he does) and to their mutual surprise, Sally accepts. She actually ~likes~ competing with Sherlock.

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/885610721370927104?s=20

love somehow conquers everydamnthing. Yes even that. And that too. What happens when unstoppable meets immovable: kink negotiations

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using each other to get ahead & get off. Switchy but definitive. Thin current of resentment like a ribbon of licorice in ice cream

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Seb Wilkes is a prick. John has a prick. Maybe John can have Seb too, and work off a little guilt over the whole "colleagues!" thing.

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/885656572109758464?s=20

if Moran & John are pets, this is puppy love. Actually scary when these 2 team up & turn the tables on their respective geniuses

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if you can't beat them, chillax & let them beat you. Subspace is good for Mycroft's stress levels & Irene gets the best protection.

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when you want your ex's new marriage to work so much that shipping leads to self-insertion (ahem). Strap-ons in every gay color

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when your ex blogger is screening your calls and your rival's dead, adopt his tame sniper and make a few anagrams with "assassin"

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Sally goes to the wrong club. Can't decide if she's dizzy from Irene's fumes or the recent inverted suspension. Sparks fly.

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Molly bumps into John's ex-gf/boss. She takes her home and continues to bump into her, but with purpose. Medical play a possibility

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if you're going to date your surprisingly accommodating and remarkably ginger boss, make it stick. She can do better. Be grateful.

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Lestrade gave Sally pointers on being a good detective. She uses her skills to figure out that he fancies her. Tender sizzling.

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an army of three with Molly as general, lbr. Potentially devastating to the status quo. Explosive dynamic, in the truest sense.

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Sherlock stops letting Sally down and they reconcile the past. Tongues as sharp as their cheekbones. Companionable snark and steam.

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John's crime-solving kink is more scattershot than advertised. He helps Greg & Sally when Sherlock won't, then they do sex

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3 people that care too much make it a homegame. Everyone drinks their weight in tea. Sex in front of the open windows or telly.

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nexus of pain. Someone is going to need a trip to the A&E every other week of so, but you won't hear more than light grousing.

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a pair of detectives with real jobs meet a doctor who shows up for work. Paperwork by firelight with a bottle of wine & footrubs.

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crash fancy dress parties as Anne Bonny & Mary Read: very much a self-portrait. Flinty & sultry, knifeplay & autoerotic asphyxiation

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Soo-Lin's not dead, just napping very hard. Consummate piner meets a lady who's used to being pined for. Careful & thoughtful pair

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Gary & Billy of the Cross Keys have an open, friendly arrangement with Henry Knight, and also share custodianship of a flying hamster

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The Empty Hearse gets a new member and Anderson gets a new boyfriend who understands his obse..preciation for Sherlock.

https://twitter.com/Amythe3lder/status/886379659797123072?s=20

Stamford introduced his old hopeless crush to his new one hoping they would take each other off the market. Luckily, not quite

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2 fanboys slightly in awe, 1 idol awkwardly touched. Post sex: awe for a different reason, touching much less awkward.

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Anthea & John start getting milk for their respective Holmeses together. The card Sherlock gives John is actually Mycroft's anyway

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5 minutes can mean anything when you can reprogram your guards. Jim finds a Holmes with no inhibitions and a startling imagination

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bc John is trash, and Eurus was actually pretty great at sexting. A long distance relationship that's literally crazy enough to work

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Mrs. Hudson finally learns why her bff Margaret was so devastated by her marriage and sets out to win her back. Is successful ofc.

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Molly meets a soft guy who's had a lot of therapy already, Henry finally gets to talk to someone else who's read The Silmarillion

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Sherlock was actually trying to ask Henry out for coffee and ended up making it instead. He keeps visiting til he gets it right.

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Van Coon's secretary seeks an official appraisal of the jade pin and thinks Soo-Lin looks fetching in her not-dead shock blanket.

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actually the rules apply even less with an extra person to help rationalize. 3 broken sibs passing the bottle of dub-con around.

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the boys take Mrs. Hudson out for dinner and Angelo falls flat-on-his-face in love. Martha loves all the candles he keeps bringing.

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