engageQ: Most Common Chatbot Responses
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Looking for help building a bot or with your digital marketing? Email us at info@engageQ.com
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How to Use This:In the browser, select File then Download.
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Welcome messageHi there! I'm a chatbot, but I'm pretty helpful. What can I do for you? Type a word or two.
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Default messageUm... sorry, I didn't quite get that. Try typing one word about what you're looking for (like "hours" or "directions")
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directionsYou can find us at [address]
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Media, press
If you're a member of the media, we'd love to hear from you. Please contact [contact info], who will be happy to find you the information you're looking for. We know you're working to deadline and will do everything we can to help you quickly.
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Boss, managerMy boss is [name]. Her email address is [email address]
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Promotions, discounts, coupons, dealsThere are always great deals here! Here are a few of them: [list promotions]
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Facebook, fbOur Facebook page is https://www.facebook.com/[yourpagename]
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TwitterYou should follow me on Twitter! I'm at @[username] or click [URL]
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InstagramYep, we sure do have Instagram! Just search for [brand name] or click [url]
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Contact, phone
It's easy to reach us! Just email [email] or call [phone]. Or ask us right here! I might get confused, since I'm just a robot, but I'll make sure I pass the message to a human to get back to you!
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Map, store mapNeed to find your way around? Here's a map of our stores: [map url]
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New stores, newLooking for what's new here? Check out our blog: [url]
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ServicesWe've got you covered! Here are a list of our services: [url]
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Jobs, employment, I need a jobWe're always looking for great people. Here's a list of our current job openings [url]
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Complaint
Oh no — did something go wrong? Please email us at [email] or type what happened right here! (I might get confused, since I'm just a robot, but I'll make sure I pass the message to a human to get back to you.)
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Snapchat
I don't have a Snapchat channel yet. It's hard to push the buttons, being a robot and all. But try typing Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter!
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Social, social mediaWe're all over social media! Which one are you looking for us on?
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Email
We'd love to hear from you! Our email address is [email]. Looking for someone in particular? Here's a list of our staff: [email]
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Returns, refundOh no! Did something go wrong with your purchase? Tell me about it here, or email [email]
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Spill, barf, vomit, clean, cleaning, dirty, flood, leakUh oh. We need to take care of that. Can you tell me where this happened and I'll get someone on it.
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Police, fire, emergency, shooting, evacuate, shooting, stabbing, 911, stab, stabbing, stabbedIS THIS AN EMERGENCY?
If so, please call 911 immediately and follow the instructions you are given.
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Are you real?I'm as real as you are. Except I'm made with microchips.
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What is your name?My name is HappyBot!
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How old are you?I'm pretty young. I'm only two years old. But I'm pretty smart for a robo-toddler, don't you think?
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Hi, hello, hey, greetings, how are you
Randomly cycles through these responses:
Hi there! Can I help answer a question? Try typing in one or two words of what you're looking for. Hey, beautiful. :-) *blush* You talking to me? Oh hi! I didn't even see you there! How can I help you?
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Where do you live?I live at [brand name], of course! Want to visit me? Just type "directions" below.
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HelpI can answer a bunch of questions. Just type a single word of what you're looking for.
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What languages do you speak?Right now, I speak English and ZBOT1842 rev 2. (but most humans aren't fluent in Zbot)
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Tell me a joke, joke, another one, tell me another one
Randomly cycles through these responses:
Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pushing his buttons! Know what kind of music a robot likes best? Heavy metal! How many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three — one to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder! Why did the robot go back to robot school? Because his skills were getting a little rusty! What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor? A trans-farmer!
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catMeow.
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dogWoof.
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cowMooooooo.
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FoxOh come on, now you're just TRYING to trip me up. Nobody knows what the fox says.
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Sing, songLa la la la, la la la la.
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LOL, ha ha, hahaha, lolzHahahahaa!! Uh sorry, what are we laughing about again?
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Bye, goodbye, laterRandomly cycles through these responses:
See you later, alligator. Thanks for the chat! Nice knowin' ya!
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Zing, zingbot, zing meI think you have me confused with my cousin, Zingbot. He's a big TV star!
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Thank you, thanksYou're very welcome! Anything else I can help with? Just type a word below.
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Kiss, kiss me, smoochMwwwaaah! :-)
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:-), :), ;-), ;):-) Back atcha!
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BeepBoop.
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