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|How to Use This:||In the browser, select File then Download.|
|Welcome message||Hi there! I'm a chatbot, but I'm pretty helpful. What can I do for you? Type a word or two.|
|Default message||Um... sorry, I didn't quite get that. Try typing one word about what you're looking for (like "hours" or "directions")|
|directions||You can find us at [address]|
If you're a member of the media, we'd love to hear from you. Please contact [contact info], who will be happy to find you the information you're looking for. We know you're working to deadline and will do everything we can to help you quickly.
|Boss, manager||My boss is [name]. Her email address is [email address]|
|Promotions, discounts, coupons, deals||There are always great deals here! Here are a few of them: [list promotions]|
|Facebook, fb||Our Facebook page is https://www.facebook.com/[yourpagename]|
|You should follow me on Twitter! I'm at @[username] or click [URL]|
|Yep, we sure do have Instagram! Just search for [brand name] or click [url]|
It's easy to reach us! Just email [email] or call [phone]. Or ask us right here! I might get confused, since I'm just a robot, but I'll make sure I pass the message to a human to get back to you!
|Map, store map||Need to find your way around? Here's a map of our stores: [map url]|
|New stores, new||Looking for what's new here? Check out our blog: [url]|
|Services||We've got you covered! Here are a list of our services: [url]|
|Jobs, employment, I need a job||We're always looking for great people. Here's a list of our current job openings [url]|
Oh no — did something go wrong? Please email us at [email] or type what happened right here! (I might get confused, since I'm just a robot, but I'll make sure I pass the message to a human to get back to you.)
I don't have a Snapchat channel yet. It's hard to push the buttons, being a robot and all. But try typing Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter!
|Social, social media||We're all over social media! Which one are you looking for us on?|
We'd love to hear from you! Our email address is [email]. Looking for someone in particular? Here's a list of our staff: [email]
|Returns, refund||Oh no! Did something go wrong with your purchase? Tell me about it here, or email [email]|
|Spill, barf, vomit, clean, cleaning, dirty, flood, leak||Uh oh. We need to take care of that. Can you tell me where this happened and I'll get someone on it.|
|Police, fire, emergency, shooting, evacuate, shooting, stabbing, 911, stab, stabbing, stabbed||IS THIS AN EMERGENCY?|
If so, please call 911 immediately and follow the instructions you are given.
|Are you real?||I'm as real as you are. Except I'm made with microchips.|
|What is your name?||My name is HappyBot!|
|How old are you?||I'm pretty young. I'm only two years old. But I'm pretty smart for a robo-toddler, don't you think?|
|Hi, hello, hey, greetings, how are you|
Randomly cycles through these responses:
Hi there! Can I help answer a question? Try typing in one or two words of what you're looking for. Hey, beautiful. :-) *blush* You talking to me? Oh hi! I didn't even see you there! How can I help you?
|Where do you live?||I live at [brand name], of course! Want to visit me? Just type "directions" below.|
|Help||I can answer a bunch of questions. Just type a single word of what you're looking for.|
|What languages do you speak?||Right now, I speak English and ZBOT1842 rev 2. (but most humans aren't fluent in Zbot)|
|Tell me a joke, joke, another one, tell me another one|
Randomly cycles through these responses:
Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pushing his buttons! Know what kind of music a robot likes best? Heavy metal! How many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three — one to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder! Why did the robot go back to robot school? Because his skills were getting a little rusty! What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor? A trans-farmer!
|Fox||Oh come on, now you're just TRYING to trip me up. Nobody knows what the fox says.|
|Sing, song||La la la la, la la la la.|
|LOL, ha ha, hahaha, lolz||Hahahahaa!! Uh sorry, what are we laughing about again?|
|Bye, goodbye, later||Randomly cycles through these responses:|
See you later, alligator. Thanks for the chat! Nice knowin' ya!
|Zing, zingbot, zing me||I think you have me confused with my cousin, Zingbot. He's a big TV star!|
|Thank you, thanks||You're very welcome! Anything else I can help with? Just type a word below.|
|Kiss, kiss me, smooch||Mwwwaaah! :-)|
|:-), :), ;-), ;)||:-) Back atcha!|